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Give pizza the slaps ✋🏻

Idc what genre, gimme some stuff that’ll slap pls. I’m falling behind. I’ll listen to em and rate em on this list in no order 🤷🏻‍♂️🕺🏻
1Ghost Chant
Left to Drown

Bellovddd only rec’d me one song and what a song. The guitar tone is gorgeous, kinda like Silverstein, ERRA and spacier parts of Volumes. I don’t listen to much of this type of music these days, but this is a great track. The clean and uncleans are very solid and don’t get tiresome.
Long Distance Open Water Worker

From Ryus

This slaps indeed and is my kind of vibe. A hard bop with a retro DJ vibe giving some hard discoish pop. I don’t know the genre to this aside from dance music but I do love dance music when it slaps.
3UnLearn the World
The God That Sins


Gave me a short track from a rapper. I love hard raps and this is that. Kind of a done before beat, but the flow precision and way of attacking with their vocals is really great. I’ll defs check the album out later
4Molly Burch
Romantic Images


Spookily haunting vocals in the chorus. A very nice Madonna-esque tune and a good vibe. Not really a slapper, but I’m intrigued.
5The Shizit
Soundtrack For The Revolution


Straight from the first track I know I’ll love this. Sounds like Asian Dub Foundation’s Fortress Europe (a song that slaps my face off) meets Machine Girl meets Slipknot energy. Funnnnnnnn and slaps HARD
Grim Rituals of Slavonic Witchcraft

budgie (AGAIN):

Trve Satanic black metal. Ominous atmosphere reminiscent of 60s/70s horror movies. pizza is pleased
7The Bug
Absent Riddim


Trippy, weird atmosphere with a slapping beat and some raps and singing. This was different I like it


I listened to the track Fever Dream in Broken Swedish. Amazing songwriting, I’m intrigued
9Digital Mystikz
Return II Space


The song Anti War Dub. It’s literally just the same thing over and over again like true dubstep. Not really the most engaging thing but has a nice beat and crisp production.
10Pan Sonic


Claimed that Pan Sonic slaps. I checked their top 5 songs on Spotify. Four of them were creepy ambient tunes. The top track had a HARD dance song. If they have more hard dance tunes I’ll have to check this artist out.
11Ayesha Erotica
Vacation Bible School

Very 2000s pop sound. Pretty catchy, pretty generic. Good enough!
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