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Band names that sound funny part 2

You probably thought it was done.
1Element Eighty
Element Eighty


Fuck science
2Nonpoint
Nonpoint


Pointless name dum
3Iron Maiden
Dance of Death


Why the fuck would a maiden be iron???? Dum
4HammerFall
Legacy Of Kings


Idc if their hammer falls dum
5Otep
House of Secrets


Opeth but less letters
6Opeth
Morningrise


Still don’t know what Opeth means and I’m not looking it up dum
7Darkthrone
Under a Funeral Moon


No spaces? Dum
8Darkest Hour
Hidden Hands of a Sadist Nation


Tryhard
9Jinjer
King of Everything


This is just dum spell ginger right dummies
10Autumn Leaves
Embraced by the Absolute


Not very original mate
11Leaves' Eyes
Vinland Saga


Idc bout eyes on leaves you weirdos
12HB
The Jesus Metal Explosion


The pencil????? Whyyyyy
13Trinodia
Human History


Bet u think you sound fancy you don’t dum
14Relient K
Two Lefts Dont Make a Right But Three Do


Doesn’t make sense pointless name dum
15Thousand Foot Krutch
Set It Off (Remastered)


One of the worst band names ever?????
16Twelve Foot Ninja
New Dawn


Lol dats dum
17Ninjaspy
Pi Nature


NERDS
18Skillet
Feel Invincible Remix EP


This one doesn’t PAN out gotem
19The Mars Volta
Frances the Mute


Just stupid
20Mastodon
Lifesblood


Nother unoriginal metal band name
21Dream Theater
Train of Thought


Random so dum
22Xandria
Sacrificium


Never start with an X FAIL
23Starving Millionaires
First Ditch Effort


Doesn’t make sense dum
24Millionaires
Bling Bling Bling!


Money is dum
25Visions Of Atlantis
Delta


Random and nerdy bullshit
26Edenbridge
The Chronicles of Eden


Sounds nerdy
27Periphery
Periphery III: Select Difficulty


One word bullshit
28Lostprophets
The Fake Sound Of Progress


No space and too self important
29brokeNCYDE
I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!


Trying to be n sync and failing dum
30Cop Shoot Cop
Headkick Facsimile


Lol this is terrible
31Lone
Emerald Fantasy Tracks


Lol boring dude
32Kryptic Minds
One of Us


Ooooooooooo NOT
33Manchester Orchestra
Let My Pride Be What's Left Behind EP/DVD


Reallyyyyy????? Not original at alll!!!!
34Epica
Requiem for the Indifferent


Probs think yer epic lol dum
35Kamelot
The Fourth Legacy


Nerdssss
36The Dark Side of the Moon
Metamorphosis


Pink Floyd much????
37Seether
Karma And Effect


Just sounds so dum
38Staind
14 Shades of Grey


Learn how to spell dummy
39The Butterfly Effect
The Butterfly Effect


Too long mate
40Finger Eleven
The Greyest of Blue Skies


Just dum
41Queens of the Stone Age
Songs for the Deaf


Wut not clever
42Queen
Sheer Heart Attack


Whatever, you’re not the queen DUM
43Foo Fighters
Foo Fighters


Starting a band with foo is a crime against man
44Mudvayne
The End of All Things to Come


Fucking use a space ughghghghghgh
45Alice in Chains
Dirt


Lewd. Also dum
46Boston
Life, Love & Hope


Whoah so original a city name NOT *eye roll*
47The Material
To Weather The Storm


Boring as shit
48Paramore
All We Know Is Falling


Boring one word bullshit
49Waking The Cadaver
Perverse Recollections Of A Necromangler


Buncha poop
50BunChakeze
Whose Dream?


So bad
51!!!
!!!


Sthap
52iii!!!
After Coffee, Cigarettes, Sex & Bad Jazz


U kidding me???
53Napsugar
The Gazelle and The Lion


Wtf???
54Quality Used Cars
Quality of Life


Fuck outta herrreeeee
55Moonspell
Wolfheart


Oooooo so satanic NOT ya nerds
56Moon Taxi
Melodica


Rofl
57Babyshambles
Fuck Forever


Who the fuck thought this was a good idea
58Theocracy
Mirror of Souls


Nah
59Cyanotic
The Medication Generation


One word is dum
60Ad Nauseam
Nihil Quam Vacuitas Ordinatum Est


Reeks of self-importance
61Nevermore
Enemies Of Reality


No space
62pizzamachine
Sorry Haterz


Lol nerdy
63Lycanthropic Winter Moon
Nocturnal Wampyric Terror


What a mouthful
64Dark Angel
Decade of Chaos


Oh it get it demons cuz metal DUM
65Mutemath
Mutemath


Nonsense and no space DUM FAIL
66Switchfoot
Oh! Gravity.


Why? And no space???? Fuuuu
67Killswitch Engage
The End of Heartache


Tries to sound cool instead sounds nerdy dum
68Adema
Adema


Boooooring
69Evoking Winds
Conjunction of Spheres


Lol farts
70Eternal Sunset
Digital Utopia


Stfu you nerds
71Blood Stain Child
Silence Of Northern Hell


Gross dude
72Myrath
Hope


OMg so original PSYCHE
73Flying Lotus
A Decade of Flying Lotus


I don’t give a flying fuck
74Blue Oyster Cult
Agents of Fortune


Fucking what???
75Deep Purple
Perfect Strangers


I get it, you love purple, stfu
76Guns N' Roses
G N' R Lies


Ooooo gangsta NOT
77Shiny Toy Guns
Season of Poison


Sounds dum and defs not gangsta
78OK Go
Of The Blue Colour Of The Sky


Ok go away lol gotem
7940 Watt Sun
Perfect Light


Dum
80Blackbraid
Blackbraid II


No space dum
81Black Sabbath
Master of Reality


Ooooo edgy NOT
82AC/DC
Stiff Upper Lip


Too many capitals
83The Tea Party
The Edges Of Twilight


The name does not go hard
84Bill In The Tea
Bill In The Tea


Wtf?
85Black Egg
Melencolia


Gross
86From Autumn to Ashes
Too Bad You're Beautiful


Buncha hipsters
87Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar?
Avian Vassalage


Stfu
88...Who Calls So Loud
...Who Calls So Loud 12"


Sounds dum
89Goatwhore
Carving Out The Eyes Of God


Gross mane
90Dr. West's Medicine Show & Junk Band
The Eggplant That Ate Chicago


Why so long you dummies
91Ms.Gendered
Ms.Gendered


Lol I get it. Spell it right dummies
92I Shot The Duck Hunt Dog
The Sounds of End Game


Good for you you nerds? Stfu
93If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
Viskningar Och Rop


Running out of sarcasm for these dum names
94When They Know You They Will Run
When They Know You They Will Run


They seriously wanna say that name out loud
95Frog of Earth
Frog of Earth


Well yeah obvs from Earth dummies
96We Seem To Have Misplaced Our Igloo
Science Will Bring Us Together


Fucking dum
97House of Fools
House of Fools (EP)


Guess you’re dum then
98Not Drowning, Waving
Another Pond


Oh, okay
99Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Pershing


Write a love letter, bitch
100Community Of Some Very Good Mews
...At Least There Is VGM


Booooooooring
101Penistoe
Phallusfoot


Lollllllllllllllll
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