coneren
10.30.10 | shoulda layed that mother fucker out |
climactic
10.30.10 | SHOULDVE FUCKED HIM UP |
botb
10.30.10 | almost got into a fight.....
go home and post on sputnik about it |
eternium
10.30.10 | Dude, don't piss in the fucking trash can. |
coneren
10.30.10 | next time try and piss over thee stalls |
eternium
10.30.10 | My sister's kid pissed in the garage today... We were just sitting there, playing cards, making jokes, etc. when we heard a sound like someone pouring water. We look over and there's the fucking four year old just standing there, pissing like a mother fucker who doesn't give a shit. |
eternium
10.30.10 | No, she actually lives in a house with me. Long story. |
patroneyes
10.30.10 | shouldve pissed on his face |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | oh damn, you should've kicked him in the balls dude. |
BallsToTheWall
10.30.10 | 2 normal dudes vs one tool is a fair matchup. Should have Attacked from both sides and torn him apart like a pack of hyenas. |
kangaroopoo
10.30.10 | needed to find a chick with a urine fetish |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS! |
BallsToTheWall
10.30.10 | Classic movie never gets old. |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Never ever. |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | find a happy place. |
InFiction
10.30.10 | Chambered, I think you could've taken him. |
pizzamachine
10.30.10 | shouldawouldacouaa |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | couaa |
pizzamachine
10.30.10 | Ha I'm half asleep. |
patroneyes
10.30.10 | I WANNA PISS ON YOU
DRIP DRIP DRIP |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Doo Doo Butter |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | What's the soup de jour?
It's the soup of the day.
Mmm, that sounds good. I'll have that. |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | excuse me Flo
bwaaahahha!!! |
pizzamachine
10.30.10 | shoot it shoot it out cause you want it want it now |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | Lloyd, Petey didnt have a head
Harry I took care of it.
Pretty bird, thats it pretty bird
hahahaha!!! |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | I don't know Lloyd the french are assholes.
HAHAHA!!! fuck I love that movie! Saw that flick in the theatre back in the day. |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Gas man....how they hell do they know I got gas. |
patroneyes
10.30.10 | HARRY.... YOUR HANDS... ARE.... FREEEEEZZZZZINGGGGGGG |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Mock, si, ing, si, bird, si, si, si. |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | I'll tell ya where we'll go. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' bout a little place called Asssspeeenn. |
BallsToTheWall
10.30.10 | Mock, si, ing, si, bird, si, si, si. [2]
The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her. |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
|
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | You knew I was crazy about her!
Yeah, you knew I was crazy about Freda Feltcher and that didnt stop you did it?!
What do you mean?
hahaha!!! |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me! |
patroneyes
10.30.10 | fuck you josh, was just about to post that |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week!
|
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | I thought the Rocky Mountains would a little rockier than this.
I thought the same thing.
LMAO! |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Yeah! Killer boots, man!
|
BallsToTheWall
10.30.10 | No problem, Lloyd. We can be classy and sophistic-Oh check out the funbags on that hosehound. |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Fell off the jetway again.
|
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Yeah, they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya know. |
patroneyes
10.30.10 | so you're tellin me, there's a chance |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | FOOTLONG! Who's got the FOOTLONG?!
Yeah, very funny in your dreams! |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Skis, huh?
That's right.
They yours?
Uh huh.
Both of them?
Yeah.
Cool! |
patroneyes
10.30.10 | YOU CANT TRIPLE STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman...... she touched my leg.
|
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | hahha! fuck dude I was trying to remember that john denver line dude but couldnt lol!! |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | But what if he shot you in the face?
|
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing, we made a snowman...... she touched my leg.
HAAHAHAA!! oh man classic dude |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | I've been a part of at least 3 lists in which it just devolved into D&D quotes. |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | you killed my best friend you bastard! |
patroneyes
10.30.10 | ....and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF |
pizzamachine
10.30.10 | Why is it always with the heads falling off. |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | That's it. I've had it with this dump. We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
Love that line man!
Alright Lloyd, lets just calm down. |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | FOR GOD'S SAKES JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN NUMBER! |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | Austria..
Austria? Good day mate, lets have another shrimp on the bombay ( I think I speleed tha right) lol |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Boy, this party really died. |
patroneyes
10.30.10 | im dying of laughter
this thread must live forever |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | ahaha! bullshit quote rules real fuckin hard |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | the one thing that hurt the most...I think she was seeing another guy
Lloyd face expression is classic after that line hahahha!!! |
coneren
10.30.10 | I just figured she was a raging alcoholic |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | one of my favorite comedys of all time man. Love that movie, I watch it every so often hahaa |
liketotallydude
10.30.10 | hahahah!! Hear you on that man, but the sequal was fucking horrendous though! But that dude that played Lloyd looked like a younger Jim Carrey ahaha! |
taxidermist
10.30.10 | You didn't lay him out!? BITCH!!! |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | OhAliceMonster
2 weeks
Continuously posting the same review after each time it was deleted.
Lol. |
taxidermist
10.30.10 | Btw, you should start taking brass knuckles. Then go to the same club, take a piss, and knock that fag out! |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laupzkrjsE1qzmowao1_500.jpg |
Ire
10.30.10 | SHOULDVE FUCKED HIM |
Josh D.
10.30.10 | Anal rape is the ultimate. |
Puzzles
10.30.10 | aught to fuck him in the puss |
Thane
10.30.10 | almost got in a fight with a security guard once (would have been dumb he'd crush me), because i was in the bathroom for too long (was buying drugs lawl). he busted the door open and pushed me up against the wall by my throat, wanted to kill him. |
crowing51
10.30.10 | You never go ass to mouth |
BigTuna
10.30.10 | that's what you get for clubbing |
crank
10.30.10 | clubbing can be good you losers
also ever thought the big guy that grabbed you might have been a bouncer? |
BigTuna
10.30.10 | he was probably just a random fat guy |
bloc
10.31.10 | 10 is so bad |
Josh D.
10.31.10 | Clubbing can be good? What a tit. |
FadeToBlack
10.31.10 | clubbing rules in the uk
dunno what its like over in the us though |
Josh D.
10.31.10 | I don't know either. |
crank
10.31.10 | Clubbing is really good in London so
House, dubstep, tech, etc
Seen everyone from Skream and Benga to Flying Lotus and Deadmau5 clubbing so fu
Plus girls mm |
Josh D.
10.31.10 | wow he's seen deamuas3 and other gay electronjic music at a club look at him |
crank
10.31.10 | You're insufferable.
And an idiot.
What do you find fun? Sitting at home on your computer every day? |
Josh D.
10.31.10 | All day, every day. |
FadeToBlack
10.31.10 | josh why must u be so mean |
Josh D.
10.31.10 | I was trying to be nice, I don't know. |
crank
10.31.10 | Sometimes it's the smaller venues with lesser known artists that are fun when you wanna dance. I'm in this some where: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs331.ash1/28693_391096932806_26123047806_4241830_8262570_n.jpg
one of the best nights ever |
FadeToBlack
10.31.10 | looks fun
london is so fucking expensive though, im glad i dont live there at the moment tbh |
crank
10.31.10 | Expensive but the best. Although Leeds is really cool too. |
Josh D.
10.31.10 | That's the discrepancy, sirs. I do not like dancing. Good day. |
FadeToBlack
10.31.10 | i dont really like dancing; but get smashed and its great fun |
Josh D.
10.31.10 | I like getting smashed at a bar or home. |
taxidermist
10.31.10 | Ugh, people "raving" over here is so burnt. |
crank
10.31.10 | Dancing is brilliant fun |
taxidermist
10.31.10 | Dancing is actually fun. I never tried it until recently. I can dance waaaay longer when I'm drunk though :p |
BringMeABrick
01.21.11 | 1 is so underrated on this site. |
