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Academy's Ultimate Lifting Megamix Of All Time Forever

oh this? this is my new fuckin' haircut
1Preface: The Metal

The first law of music is that metal is the best music and everything else = indie and therefore for sissy bitches (sole exception being Genesis which, while not metal, works just as well). Not all metal is created equal. To be frank, the worse the quality of the metal, the more well-suited it is for lifting. Please keep this in mind when preparing your playlists.
2Prologue: Lifting

Lifting is for fags. I don't fux with that shit. Easiest way to spot a poser? Check downer review threads. Second easiest way? Look for a motherfucker with big arm muscles (i believe, according to scoot, the term in the canadian language is "lats") but who can't swim a 500 free in under 6 mins. I only use the term "lifting" throughout this list because im pandering and also lifting sounds cooler and will attract more babes to my list.
3Kelly Clarkson

all of stronger, breakaway, and my december... also the deepest cuts from all i ever wanted
4Avenged Sevenfold

Waking the Fallen/city of evil + "critical acclaim" + if possible, cut out everything before the bridge of "Almost Easy" (everything before the solo that precedes 'now that i've lost you...")
5Take That

"the flood"
6Pierce the Veil

Selfish Machines except not the last 3 songs and also definitely not the track 2 interlude thing ('southern constellations' or watever)
7btmi

First 2 albums + Adults (except not all ages shows... song is legendary but it just breaks me down yo)
8slayer

all three songs that end in the word "Death"
9shiny toy guns

the audio from those Lincoln MKZ commercials that used to play during mets games in '09 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvDX5qGN1J0
10Marina

Radioactive
11Lisa Miskovsky

"Still Alive" (from mirror's edge) and also that song "Driving One of Your Cars"
12Bad Meets Evil

"A Kiss"
13Skrillex's Alejandro Remix

nuff said
14The New Track by Eve 6

its so goodddddddddddddddddddddddd
15Actually all songs from Eve 6

Maladjusted, just untrusted, rusted, sometimes brilliant busted thoughts
16The Yu Gi Oh Theme Song

TIME TO DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DUEL
17No Sympathy for the Dead

and other anthemic christian rock like fireflight and linkin park
18A Day To Remember

just pick out their worst tracks and add those to my playlist
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