cirq
04.14.11 | lol |
Tyrael
04.14.11 | So true |
Emim
04.14.11 | nah bro, i'm a californian |
promiseswept
04.14.11 | sex is for gays |
AnotherBrick
04.14.11 | head > sex |
MO
04.14.11 | lol being a virgin must suck |
AngelofDeath
04.14.11 | "head > sex"
No, not really. |
cirq
04.14.11 | sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>head
honestly |
Tyrael
04.14.11 | 'lol being a virgin must suck'
These are hard times indeed. |
cirq
04.14.11 | hey everyone, laugh! |
dnor
04.14.11 | head is not greater than sex. EVER...no matter HOW good she is at dome...its not better than sex |
Wolfhorde
04.14.11 | Taking a big fat dump after a really good meal is the best feeling ever. HAIL THY LOO! |
BallsToTheWall
04.14.11 | Just beat off to a jersey shore porn spoof last night. |
cirq
04.14.11 | eat kelloggs smacks |
PuddlesPuddles
04.14.11 | cirq you're adorable |
coneren
04.14.11 | who here has watched porno just to watch it, without stroking off??i mean sure jacking off is great, but holy fuck do i appreciate a good porno! |
cirq
04.14.11 | pshh, youre adorable |
Hawks
04.14.11 | I'm tempted to agree with AnotherBrick on this one, but hey, either one is fine with me. |
cirq
04.14.11 | NO DONT DO IT HAWKS! |
BigHans
04.14.11 | sometimes head is better when you are feeling lazy. |
dnor
04.14.11 | no no no.
sex always. |
Wolfhorde
04.14.11 | I'd bet Hans would take listening to Manowar while playing Rugby only in underwear and oiled like Manowar over sex every time. |
BigHans
04.14.11 | nah man if youre feeling tired and a chick really knows how to gum knob its better to just lay back and let her do her work, then you can blast and sleep |
dnor
04.14.11 | guess i've knew had a girl that's been bomb at head then. |
Maniac!
04.14.11 | Counterfeit is really good at head, I can tell you from experience. |
Masochist
04.14.11 | "who here has watched porno just to watch it, without stroking off??i mean sure jacking off is great, but holy fuck do i appreciate a good porno!"
Not for good porno, but I've watched cheesy bad porn in a group before. Many lawls were had. |
iFghtffyrdmns
04.14.11 | "you ain't never been no virgin kid, you were fucked from the start" |
coneren
04.14.11 | Just watch it and examine....Seriously, it's cool to just enjoy a good porno like a movie |
cirq
04.14.11 | youre high |
KILL
04.14.11 | does being molested count |
ffs
04.14.11 | any furgins? |
cirq
04.14.11 | that was so funny, i forgot to laugh.. |
0vrot
04.14.11 | Stance on necrophelia |
cirq
04.14.11 | ...fuck you |
North0House2
04.14.11 | Yum. |
AnotherBrick
04.14.11 | NO DAMNIT.
HEAD > SEX |
Relinquished
04.14.11 | LOL WRONG |
BallsToTheWall
04.14.11 | Dead girls give the best dome. |
AnotherBrick
04.14.11 | just wait relinquished. get with a chick who can take her teeth out. THEN...you will know. |
Relinquished
04.14.11 | I'm married. She's gives the best head I ever had, but I still prefer pussy. |
MalleusMaleficarum
04.14.11 | lmao cirq must of lost his virginity like last week or something who posts a thread like this |
jcfiasco
04.14.11 | 3 is a great album
sex is also a great album and it >>> head |
Oathbreaker
04.14.11 | Getting head is not that big of a deal as people make it out to be.
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BallsToTheWall
04.14.11 | Blowjob > sex solely because I don't have to do anything. Because for me...jackhammering a girl gets pretty old/dull to an extent. |
Relinquished
04.14.11 | > dark magician |
AnotherBrick
04.14.11 | Balls ftw |
BallsToTheWall
04.14.11 | I have no time to slow it down, change it up or even cater to a girls liking. Fuck emotions and feelings. Whores FTW.
Ramblings of a bitter man dated April 14th, 2011.
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Hawks
04.14.11 | Balls has a great point on this one. |
Cosmiche
04.14.11 | speaking of virgins, lol @ blue eyes white dragon.
head > sex if she fucks like a starfish |
BallsToTheWall
04.14.11 | wELL THATS AN EASY QUESTION. |
BigHans
04.14.11 | there are times when I prefer head, and times where I prefer to break out my signature move; The Texas Plow |
North0House2
04.14.11 | Lol, Hans that made me laugh so hard, and i don't know why. |
BigHans
04.14.11 | Because its awesome |
Maniac!
04.14.11 | I feel so deprived |
BallsToTheWall
04.14.11 | I'm GONNA COME UP WITH A DIRTY SIGNATURE MOVE ENTITLED THE FLORIDA PAN HANDLER. OR ORANGE MARMALADE. |
Hawks
04.14.11 | I need to make my own signature move and make people pay me every time they use it. |
BigHans
04.14.11 | Fine Ill just use my other name for it: Double Impact. |
Hawks
04.14.11 | Damn. :( |
Maniac!
04.14.11 | someone send me a mail-order russian bride, seriously. |
BigHans
04.14.11 | the best move of all time is the Christian Troy though. You just ram her from behind while you're standing. Chicks love that. |
Maniac!
04.14.11 | Nick, I thought that's what porn was for. |
BigHans
04.14.11 | Pit, lets band together and get Brandon a pocket pussy for practice so he doesnt make a complete fool out of himself when he gets laid for the first time about 5 years from now |
Maniac!
04.14.11 | I meant your previous comment, but ya'know, whatever works. |
alachlahol
04.14.11 | yo did someone mention a pocket pussy in here? |
dnor
04.14.11 | its ok brandon, after you get out of the military, girls will flock to you. chicks dig...uh...."whatever branch of the military you're going in to" people.
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alachlahol
04.14.11 | definitely one of the best brand names ever devised |
Uranium
04.14.11 | what an awkward list for the sputnik community eh |
Maniac!
04.14.11 | considering everyone here is a virgin, yes. |
Maniac!
04.14.11 | "its ok brandon, after you get out of the military, girls will flock to you. chicks dig...uh...."whatever branch of the military you're going in to" people."
get *in the military
after training, I'm sure the uniform will do it's job. |
Maniac!
04.14.11 | what happened to the sex talk? |
dnor
04.14.11 | my friends a good looking guy, and has been in the marines for going on 4 years now and the only pussy he netted was some fat hooker on his 2 week lrave in las vegas. |
Spec
04.14.11 | I said I love having sex but id rather get some head. |
Maniac!
04.14.11 | "my friends a good looking guy, and has been in the marines for going on 4 years now and the only pussy he netted was some fat hooker on his 2 week lrave in las vegas."
uh oh.... |
Uranium
04.14.11 | I have a fat friend who has bagged three times as many women as I have. It's all about the charm and way you use it. |
UnnamedOcean
04.14.11 | "I have a fat friend who has bagged three times as many women as I have. It's all about the charm and way you use it."
Depends. Were they even attractive? One of my friends has had sex with a massive amount of girls, but 95% were unattractive girls with self-esteem issues. |
Uranium
04.14.11 | A lot of them were attractive. I remember one time he told me he had two girls lined up for us.
Of course I was stoked because one was hot and one was ugly.
Within 10 mins he had the hot one leaving me stranded with the uggo.
Wasn't expecting that curveball... |
Mordecai.
04.14.11 | virgin? guilty.
= ( |
Kimm
04.15.11 | I am far from one ;) |
coneren
04.15.11 | Uh-oh |
wabbit
04.15.11 | I would like to say 2 is a really cool album/ props for liking it |
Idnuf
04.15.11 | Priest on Kimm action? |
Kimm
04.15.11 | That was grindcore on my profile. I am definitely a virgin. |