Chewie: Farewell Sputnik

charlesfishowitz 04.28.08	i think you only get a two day ban for nice r dice r
NortherlyNanook 04.28.08	Yeah. It's probably not permanent, dude. A few good songs here, though.
UmphreysHead 04.28.08	Hahahaha, dumbass.
willfellmarsy 04.28.08	yea, even doritoz didn't get banned forever the first time he got banned for it. Just for the awesomeness of this list you shouldn't be banned...1 is amazing, 4 is fantastic, 5 is greatness, 8 is kinda lame for protest standards but ace otherwise, 9 is super duper and even 7 is...well..my head doesn't explode when i listen to it. Don't worry bout it man i'm sure you'll be fine.
charlesfishowitz 04.28.08	yeah ive said "SUPER DUPER NICER DICER" like eight times since ive been here....never been banned...never.. umphreyshead is a dumb faggot. :)
UmphreysHead 04.28.08	What? This kid is an idiot.
charlesfishowitz 04.28.08	it's not about that....i just hate you
UmphreysHead 04.28.08	The in that case, SMD. Fag.
NortherlyNanook 04.28.08	Charles, you might've not been reported, though. Eliminator reported him in a bit of a dickish move when he could just, you know, give a warning to a new person.
charlesfishowitz 04.28.08	nicer dicer... i really need a break.
DWittisarockstar 04.28.08	Every move Eliminator makes is dickish.
ohcleverhansyou 04.28.08	I had no idea it was a bannable offense, I just thought it was a cool community thread name. I still find the term very, very awesome.
Chewie 04.28.08	Umpreyshead fuck you, your a conceided asshole who everyone hates. First of all I had no idea that what I did was wrong, second of all I don't see what the big deal is.
NortherlyNanook 04.28.08	Iluvatar: The problem is that not everyone heard about the rule, most likely including this guy.
charlesfishowitz 04.28.08	not everyone goes to the forums...
NortherlyNanook 04.28.08	Iluvatar: Do you mean that people are stupid for thinking he's going to be banned (which he's probably not going to be, but whatever) or that people here should know that it's bannable?
Chewie 04.28.08	I wasn't even aware of the forums page until just over a month ago, and even so, theres no bold titled "Things You Can Get Banned For" page. Those who run the site should make these things more clear to users.
charlesfishowitz 04.28.08	it used to be in the title of one of the threads.. "nicer dicer is now a bannable offense thread" ...or something like that.
Chewie 04.28.08	still, I knew nothing about this and am angered that I may be banned for something I was totally unaware of being bannable
UmphreysHead 04.28.08	You should be banned for making the pussiest list ever.
Athom 04.28.08	ive been browsing this site for 2 years and i still dont get the big deal over that phrase. its mediocreatbest.
Chewie 04.28.08	Wow that was terrible, if you're basing that comment because I said in the description how I was going to be banned and maybe said "pussy" things , on the Nic-r Dic-r list, everyone said that I was to be banned, I thought that I should make a goodbye list, if I were to be gone from the site indefinitely. Now song-wise, 4, 5, 8 and 9 are anything but "pussy," and willfellmarsey already said the list was awesome, and bitter shitheads like you aren't going to tell me otherwise.
cometuesday 04.28.08	umphreys is pretty aggressive for a druggie loser. how can you listen to jam band music AND be so quick to be an asshole? that said, chew, i wouldn't pay this stupid doritoz shit any mind. yeah and farewell and goodnight is amazing.
JumpTheFkUp** 04.28.08	Yeah my main got banned a few years ago for saying Nicer Dicer.
rasputin 04.28.08	umphreyshead moar liek dickhead
Big Baby Jesus 04.28.08	"It's frustrating how saying Nic-r Dic-r will get you banned, but saying fuck won't." It shouldn't be frustrating. "Fuck" is (among other things) an expletive/interjection. "Nicer dicer" is just Retarded. Love the heroic speech you gave before the list. "If i'm not back again this time next week, Carry on, carry on. As If nothing really matters....."
charlesfishowitz 04.28.08	umphreyshead moar liek k-fed....... no? :\| :( ...he's still a douche
kattunlover69 04.28.08	the reason I said "see you in 2 days" is because I got a 2 day ban for it....but whatever
TimeToTurnTheTide 04.28.08	why is this a bannable offence?
kattunlover69 04.28.08	same reason why human society added in bad words........pointless then again I think it has to do with the phrase belonging to an actual marketable item but I dunno
Cuban Pete 04.28.08	yeah, you'll only get banned for a few days if at all if jom knows you didn't know. and even if you are permabanned you'll just make a new account because sputnik is addicting. and ncer dcer is bannable because doritoz said it ALL the time and got banned for it
kattunlover69 04.28.08	i doubt it was because he said it all the time.....thats like saying we are going to get banned if we said "lol" or is it a conspiracy to keep another common interweb term from surfacing??
BallsToTheWall 04.28.08	I don't know Fred, what do you think Vilma? Sounds like a case for Mystery Inc to solve. Scooby scooby doo....
charlesfishowitz 04.28.08	like, zoinks.....
HighandDriving 04.28.08	This is really funny.
DeadToPain 04.28.08	Man, I totally got RickRolled into thinking that this was going to be interesting.
cometuesday 04.28.08	i think we should start banning people for discussing this
Riverpeth 04.28.08	so people are getting banned for something that no one even knows what the problem is? whats so wrong about that phrase, like is it actually a legit rule, or just cause someone gets annoyed or pissed off when ppl say it?
Dis_Con_Nec_Ted 04.28.08	?O_O?
botb 04.28.08	for the most part, the mods here are good dudes, I'm sure it won't be permanent if you get banned at all.
Chewie 04.28.08	ok then.
Dis_Con_Nec_Ted 04.28.08	Oh and 1,2,5 and 6 rule
SCREAM! 04.28.08	I got banned for 2 days for saying that. Its pretty dumb but not permanent
slep 04.28.08	This thread is proof that the overwhelming majority of sputnik users are retarded.
PayneTiger777 04.28.08	They should have a sputnik rule book that is required to be read before signing up.
Serpento 04.28.08	they're called the terms of use, dumbshit
SynGates 04.28.08	dumb that it's a banable offense. It never got out of hand too bad.
P13 04.28.08	Wow, most posts i've seen on a list.
joshuatree 04.28.08	In a list I posted earlier today, I titled it "Nic-r Dic-r," I was unaware that this was a bannable offense, but I guess in a day or so, my account will be terminated and derekchewie11 will be no more. I know some of you hated me and are glad I'm gone, but I am pissed and bummed. My music taste improved so much and I am listening to such better music now that I'm here. I loved posting lists and reviewing albums. It's frustrating how saying Nic-r Dic-r will get you banned, but saying fuck won't. Anyway, here are some great ending songs, to end off my life at Sputnikmusic. So in closing, goodbye everyone, I am not a crook!
UmphreysHead 04.28.08	What dude, this is a totally pussy list. Oh wah wah wah I'm getting banned, wah wah, I hope you guys like and accept me, wah wah. I love you guys so much I hope I impacted you like you impacted me, wah wah. Pussy.
Chewie 04.28.08	I can immaturely mock lists too: "Real 4/20 music, not this bullshit you guys listen to." "I am much more intelligent than you. Fact." "Calm down and go back to your shiti pop punk and indie." Arrgh, look how manly I am, look how better my music is and how diverse, even though all it is a bunch of mediocre jam rock. Still, if I'm negative toward everyone on the site, I will get respect. I'm the greatest person in the universe, if I only I could suck my own dick.
UmphreysHead 04.28.08	DC11 - What dude, I'm more intelligent, more handsome, [i]and[/i] have better musical taste than you. Get over it. I show respect, just not to fagholes like you.
Bfhurricane 04.29.08	This is getting epicly hilarious, I cant hold in how funny this is at a glance! That said, 8 and 9 rock hard. Now please, keep arguing, Im bored.
Chewie 04.29.08	first of all you've never seen me, second of all you can't possible know my IQ level, third of all you like jam rock and classic rock, nothing more, which isn't bad, but mine is much more varied, and fourth of all you're UmphreysHead.
UmphreysHead 04.30.08	I can just tell I'm smarter than you are. It's relatively easy to tell. Also, I probably have more varied taste than you. Just because I'm not like OMGZ GUYZ! I LIEK EVERYTHING, I'M SO DIVERSE! doesn't mean that I don't like more than one thing. Look at my ratings dumbshit.
charlesfishowitz 04.30.08	"you're both yo-yo's.....shut up you yo-yo's"
evilford 03.14.13	Best list ever
Funeralopolis 03.14.13	wth is nicer dicer
Funkenstein 03.14.13	how did you even find this
evilford 03.14.13	lmao
evilford 03.14.13	Google omfg I'm laughing so hard right now
Calc 03.14.13	wtf is going on now?
Funeralopolis 03.14.13	apparently in 2008 people got banned for saying nicer dicer
foxblood 03.14.13	what's going on
Funeralopolis 03.14.13	?????
evilford 03.14.13	Fox- it all started when an old user was reminiscing about how at one time in Sputnik history, saying "nicer dicer" was a bannable offense. This got me thinking, why in the fuck would that be? My search through space and time, and google, lead me to this list The convo going on throughout is one of the best things I've read all year
evilford 03.14.13	And it answers some questions on the nicer dicer phenomenon, for those who may be interested
MalleusMaleficarum 03.14.13	who r u lol
Funeralopolis 03.14.13	From what i gathered from reading this list that in 2008 there was some troll on sputnik called doritoz and he always spammed 'nicer dicer' so the mods made saying it a bannable offense.
evilford 03.14.13	Yes I gathered that, it's pretty funny to me
DrMaximus 03.14.13	Who?
evilford 03.14.13	Who what?
NeoSpaz 03.14.13	huh weird. funny though
Hawey 03.14.13	m/
NeoSpaz 03.14.13	Good old Iluvatar
Spec 06.11.15	omg
Frippertronics 06.11.15	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRzVZCFbRHg
Slut 06.11.15	Nicer dicer
DamnVanne 06.11.15	you hav crak the skyy at only a 45 so fuck you eat ass swallow it
DoofusWainwright 06.11.15	Is this how the dinosaurs went extinct?
RadicalEd 06.11.15	nah they were DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES (killed by)
DoofusWainwright 06.11.15	Ed I think I've got to break off the tourney and listen to the Muse at some point - sounds hilarious
RadicalEd 06.11.15	It's not as funny as it sounds tbh. I just try to cope with the fact that I wasted an hour of my life with this drivel, hence the joking. On the outside I'm a blaze and alive, But I'm Dead Inside
Ryus 01.26.17	nicer dicer
Snake. 01.26.17	oh?
Sinternet 01.26.17	lmao this list
LoLifant 01.26.17	i have no idea what nic-r dic-r means or why it is an offense. is this some 'murrica thing?
Sinternet 01.26.17	nicer dicer needs to be a thing
Snake. 01.26.17	it's been a recurring meme for a long while now
adr 01.26.17	what the fuck
WeinerMan 01.26.17	Apparently Sputnik was just as retarded in 08 as it is now
Spec 01.26.17	Hahaha glad the rule is still in effect.
50iL 01.26.17	Worthy bump
demigod! 01.26.17	L8r G8r
demigod! 01.26.17	Oh fuck this is old and im slow
Spec 01.26.17	Oh it was a bump haha.
DominionMM1 01.26.17	knew this was a necrobump when i saw the first few comments on the list and didn't recognize a single user
demigod! 01.26.17	I've become so jaded I rarely even skim list comments anymore
Feather 01.26.17	This is absolutely amazing
Relinquished 01.27.17	oof I remember most of those users
Sinternet 01.27.17	any gooduns?
Relinquished 01.27.17	are there ever any barely
Snake. 01.27.17	"Apparently Sputnik was just as retarded in 08 as it is now" except there's been a PC filter since like 2013
ZippaThaRippa 01.27.17	Charlesfishowitz that fucking bastard Him and his stupid batman avatar
ZippaThaRippa 01.27.17	Yeah they added more and more padding to spare the feelings of little crying boys like you
Snake. 01.27.17	ty jom
Relinquished 01.27.17	charles trolled well back then gj u blessed magnificent idiot
ZippaThaRippa 01.27.17	I remember him and Alaclahol (or whatever) the best. Couple of dastardly fuckers.
dbizzles 01.27.17	I don't even know what you wrote or what it means. I don't even know who you are either. Huh.
Koris 06.17.17	nicer dicer
dbizzles 06.17.17	Just noticed this was from almost 10 years ago lol.
Koris 06.17.17	The nicer dicer legacy goes way back for sure ;]
Nomos 06.17.17	Ah, this list again
tempest-- 06.17.17	holy shit nicer dicer is way older than i thought '08 wow
Chewie 09.06.18	yoo nicer dicer.
sonictheplumber 09.06.18	.....
neekafat 09.06.18	Why did so many people here take this thread seriously
Chewie 09.06.18	because I was 13.
Asdfp277 09.06.18	goodbye 😔😔😔
Frippertronics 09.06.18	nicer dicer
Divaman 09.06.18	Is this like looking in a mirror and saying "Candyman" 5x?
Koris 02.18.22	Rivière is a pretty underrated tune