Kronzo: What Is The Best Sex Position?

ExcentrifugalForz 03.09.13	the Chinese Mallrat
Calc 03.09.13	the [geographical location] [animal]
KenboSlice 03.09.13	doggy
Acanthus 03.09.13	The one you both like the best. Or the one that it's easier to force the more submissive one into. From behind with some chains and cuffs, or just a handful of hair and physical dominance is also fun. Didn't vote, just like talking about sex.
Iamthe Nightstars 03.09.13	doggy [2]
Recspecs 03.09.13	Hittin it from the back is nice When she rides it slow it feels nice Double Penetration Shotgun >>>>
Recspecs 03.09.13	Also when girls eat my ass and give me a reacharound holy shitttttt
Kronzo 03.09.13	I was more referring to sexual positions that involve only males. Could we discuss those instead?
kitsch 03.09.13	her legs on your shoulders
Calc 03.09.13	"I was more referring to sexual positions that involve only males. Could we discuss those instead?" oh in that case... doggy [3]
North0House2 03.09.13	doggy [4] her legs on your shoulders [2] I'd say it's a tie.
Relinquished 03.09.13	doggy but when she has her legs spread at a flexible 180
WeepingBanana 03.09.13	it was only a matter of time before Luke showed up being picky about sex positions is dumb
sniper 03.09.13	not looking for better sex positions is dumb
Trebor. 03.09.13	upside down jack jammer
dammets 03.09.13	does finger cuffs count as a sex position?
WeepingBanana 03.09.13	"not looking for better sex positions is dumb" agreed, that didn't contradict what i said
Recspecs 03.09.13	I like cumming on her face and then I post it on Instagram.
deathofasalesman 03.09.13	Put both of her legs on only one of your shoulders. Makes nice and tight.
Necrotica 03.09.13	I like the Alaskan Firetruck
Acanthus 03.09.13	I can see Weepings point, especially when you both enjoy yourselves. Looking through the "top" sex positions online and in books really brings into perspective how a good sex life really covers a lot if them; some are just strange for the sake of being strange.
savagecabbage 03.09.13	the puritan piledriver
Trebor. 03.09.13	The one where a girl lets me put my penis inside her
DominionMM1 03.09.13	part of it depends on the girls features. if she's got a great ass, doggy or reverse cowgirl are the way to go. if she's got a killer rack, it's all about the cowgirl.
MoosechriS 03.09.13	The fuckin G CLAMP!!!!!!!! 2 in the pink 1 in the stink! Also doggie [47473828] but really variety is the spice of life. Exploration ftw, always try new things no matter how bizarre it seems
Recspecs 03.09.13	Lol half the people itt get zero play irl
Necrotica 03.09.13	The one where I put my balls in her mouth and shit on her face
Pennywise_M 03.09.13	"I like cumming on her face and then I post it on Instagram." HAHAHA
DrMaximus 03.09.13	Double Blumpkin
paxman 03.09.13	Doggy or cowgirl, kinda hard to top those
kitsch 03.09.13	last night i tied my gf's hands behind her back, tied her legs to the bed posts, put a gag ball in her mouth, put a dildo in her pussy and then fucked her in the ass. fuk ya niga
DrMaximus 03.09.13	"the Chinese Mallrat." lol WTF?
Trebor. 03.09.13	inb4 andcas and some pissing fetish shit
Spec 03.09.13	The Flying Camel
dammets 03.09.13	She came in my face, so I pissed on hers
TomArnoldsArmpit 03.09.13	reverse jackhammer
taxidermist 03.09.13	Doggy [352342] Her legs on your shoulders [3] Those are both awesome. Doggy is the shit though.
dammets 03.09.13	the nightman cometh
taxidermist 03.09.13	Cowgirl is boss if she knows how to do it too.
DamnVanne 03.09.13	The Russian Recliner, wherein you shit in her mouth during a reverse tittyfuck
DrMaximus 03.09.13	The one where you wait for the girl to fall asleep, and then unleash your explosive bladder all over her unsuspecting face. I call it - The andcas.
oltnabrick 03.09.13	Yea the andcas
Pennywise_M 03.09.13	HAhaha oh this is just too good..
Kronzo 03.10.13	thanks guys! I was looking for something new to try on my grandma!
Tyrael 03.10.13	'The one where you wait for the girl to fall asleep, and then unleash your explosive bladder all over her unsuspecting face. I call it - The andcas.' you guys disgust me holy fuck
climactic 03.10.13	i for one think the girl in andcas's story deserved it
climactic 03.10.13	if i remember correctly
climactic 03.10.13	also, The one where a girl lets me put my penis inside her [2]
DrMaximus 03.10.13	lol andcas you know I joke :p
savagecabbage 03.10.13	dudes, this guy is in a pretty legit band that should play warped tour. js/
DrMaximus 03.10.13	@ andcas Excellent choice! I approve of that.
ExcentrifugalForz 03.10.13	Mike is that cause you are still sore from being penetrated the last time you tried it?
tommygun 03.10.13	doggy girl on top reverse cowgirl girl on benchtop with her legs on your shoulders
evilford 03.10.13	Doggy [100000000008] duh Cowgirl's close too prob cuz you can get all the titty action you want
Recspecs 03.10.13	Awful thread
coneren 03.10.13	anal in the mouth
Calc 03.10.13	Ya'll can keep fuking deez people if you want to, thats mo monkey pussy for me hooking up with an orangutang next week.
KjSwantko 03.10.13	really.
Calc 03.10.13	does that Romeo shit work on da ladies snox?
tommygun 03.10.13	@ snox - it feels good for both parties and it's a nice view it's just sex man you're overthinking it
tommygun 03.10.13	ah well different strokes and all that
Aids 03.10.13	doggy is the best no contest. this one girl I had sex with a few times a few months ago was super hot and had a huge back/side tattoo oh man it was just the best.
Trebor. 03.10.13	A lot of women get the wrong idea with doggy where they think the main function is so you don't have to look at her and what not But it's all about being able to get deeper ya mean
Trebor. 03.10.13	What r u 9 inches
Calc 03.10.13	maybe her vagina was too shallow
Aids 03.10.13	it was a really colourful and elaborate flower kinda thing at it went from her lower back around the side and to her ribcage on one side
paxman 03.10.13	sweet. sexy tattooed chicks are the best. [2]
Trebor. 03.10.13	snoxall stop doing that thing where you brag but act like you're not bragging 7 and a half is in like the 90% percentile for white people
Necrotica 03.10.13	Dick-wizarding
paxman 03.10.13	Mine's nine but you don't see me bragging about it Nope
Necrotica 03.10.13	Mine's around 8
DrMaximus 03.10.13	I can ring doorbells with mine.
J0ckstrapsFTW 03.10.13	Doggy my girlfriend loves it :)
Trebor. 03.10.13	5 and proud
paxman 03.10.13	I'm black tho
DrMaximus 03.10.13	@ J0ckstrap Your fleshlight doesn't count as a girlfriend.
paxman 03.10.13	I would trade for trebor's cause I have a curve
J0ckstrapsFTW 03.10.13	"@ J0ckstrap Your fleshlight doesn't count as a girlfriend." That's funny cuz my girlfriend isn't a fleshlight dumbass. Ur just jealous chronic masterbater
Trebor. 03.10.13	I really need to get a fleshlight
paxman 03.10.13	Mines deformed I have gimp sex
J0ckstrapsFTW 03.10.13	Treb they are expensive lol
Apollo 03.10.13	I'm simple, doggy does it for me but her on top sometimes is always fun
J0ckstrapsFTW 03.10.13	Agreed
Apollo 03.10.13	"hooking up with an orangutang next week." fucking lol
tommygun 03.10.13	my buddy had a fleshlight and he suctioned it to my other buddy's car repeatedly until it was entirely covered in imprinted pussy lips
DrMaximus 03.10.13	Just messing J0ck, lol
J0ckstrapsFTW 03.10.13	Haha no prob it's hard to tell what's a joke since there is no voice inflection in text
paxman 03.10.13	I bought a Fleshlight on a lark when it first came out a number of years ago. My wife was having a difficult pregnancy and I was in need of more satisfying form of sexual release the my hand could provide. The salesperson at the shop I frequent convinced me to give it a try even though I thought the price was a little steep. When I tried it out the first time I couldn't believe how REAL it felt. I closed my eyes and started fantasizing. Needless to say it was like my first time all over again and it was over way to soon. By loosening or tightening the cap you can achieve the desired tightness. A couple of things to keep in mind. You can't be in a hurry when you use your Fleshlight. Be sure and soak it in very warm water before you start. It will make it feel much more real. Keep plenty of a good quality water soluble lubricant handy and do not use a silicone based lube. Keep plenty of extra lubricant handy during a long session because if you are laying on your back it will have a tendency to run out and it won't feel as good if it is dry. You also need be sure to thoroughly clean and dry both the sleeve and case before you put away. Even after several years of use my Fleshlight is as good as new. I am still amassed how satisfying my orgasms are with all the use its had. It never gets old.
J0ckstrapsFTW 03.10.13	Damn
Trebor. 03.10.13	It's Orangutan and they aren't monkeys, read a fucking book for once
someguest 03.10.13	the one with your mother
J0ckstrapsFTW 03.10.13	Oooooooooooooooooooooo shits goin down
Calc 03.10.13	lol its a dave chapelle joke. stop freaking out all the time.
someguest 03.10.13	he's a white knight
Trebor. 03.10.13	Fuck Dave, he needs to be taking an anthropology class before making jokes about fucking apes
Calc 03.10.13	and i totally take back what i said about you being sorta alright lol
Trebor. 03.10.13	How do you not get my humor holy fuck, but yeah people calling animals by their wrong class is a huge peeve of mine
someguest 03.10.13	get another finger tat while you're out
Calc 03.10.13	but yeah fuck dave!!! he's only worked harder and been more successful then you could ever hope to be lol @andcas i'll be gone so this thread will be bleh.
someguest 03.10.13	"don't say tat. it's just lame." bingo!
Calc 03.10.13	i get it foo I just dont respond the way you like. I respond like this :] doesnt mean i dont get you man, i get you. get me?
someguest 03.10.13	calc how about a shower goddamn
someguest 03.10.13	stinkin' this shit up
Trebor. 03.10.13	lol you got really mad when I jokingly said fuck dave, a guy you don't even know personally what the fuck is this
someguest 03.10.13	you're both virgins anyway let's end this argument with sadness
Apollo 03.10.13	but the sadness never ends
someguest 03.10.13	yikes not looking good for them is it
Apollo 03.10.13	Trebor is an idiot. Always stirring shit up, and never in an amusing way either. Just in an annoying adolescent way.
coneren 03.10.13	leave him alone or ill beat your ass he read that and hes too mad to fight you himself ill fuckin do it
Trebor. 03.10.13	lol apollo I only fuck with shitty users you should know that by now
coneren 03.10.13	stay out of this rob this is between me and him now
someguest 03.10.13	rob and cone
coneren 03.10.13	its going to be the end all of every all everyone stay the fuck away and look the fuck out
Apollo 03.10.13	cone I'm gonna fuck you up
Aids 03.10.13	itt virgins argue with each other as they masturbate furiously onto their laptops
Apollo 03.10.13	the ass that is
someguest 03.10.13	cone put the butter knife down, it's dangerously close to your eye
coneren 03.10.13	maybe in any other fight but now that i am fighting for my love i will destroy you
someguest 03.10.13	"itt virgins argue with each other as they masturbate furiously onto their laptops" comin' from the guy who lost his virginity in africa that doesn't even count
coneren 03.10.13	i dont use a butter knife you bitch im not a pussy who used dangerous weapons that is for big pussies im a real man i use these fists that dat mother fucker upstairs gave me to kick ass
Trebor. 03.10.13	Yes Aids we get it, you've had sex at least 3 times and want to let everyone know
someguest 03.10.13	his dad was horny in '06
coneren 03.10.13	lets ask
Apollo 03.10.13	"comin' from the guy who lost his virginity in africa that doesn't even count" bahahahahaha
Aids 03.10.13	haha jesus christ way to get immediately defensive ps I never had sex in Africa true story
someguest 03.10.13	it's called humor aids don't be such a disease
Trebor. 03.10.13	Damn dude are you telling me you didn't get any of that chicks with lots of rings on their necks pussy? What a waste of a trip
coneren 03.10.13	thats what i thought about you guys thats right you know it
Aids 03.10.13	taking my comment about virginity seriously then accusing me of not getting humour are you a virgin?
coneren 03.10.13	who said that
Trebor. 03.10.13	Dude cone has had sex more than once dude don't fuck with him
coneren 03.10.13	robs dad once and his sister 4 times
someguest 03.10.13	i haven't taken a thing in this list seriously YOU PRICK!!!!!!
evilford 03.10.13	Best position is "skullfucker"
chambered99 03.10.13	lol
coneren 03.10.13	who wants to penetrate this one
someguest 03.10.13	that comment screams 'my girlfriend is flat' xeno
coneren 03.10.13	we arent foreign what are you talking about
Trebor. 03.10.13	Hey I may be sexually frustrated but I ain't a teenager, I'm 20 goddamnit
coneren 03.10.13	why did he call everyone foreign
CK 03.10.13	Doggy all the way
evilford 03.10.13	Nah I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus rex
oltnabrick 03.10.13	snoop dogg - doggystyle
coneren 03.10.13	yeah
someguest 03.10.13	damn snoxall she had a 7 1/2 incher? impressive.
coneren 03.10.13	how does my dick get to be that big help me out here mike
evilford 03.10.13	8 inch clit wew that's hot
Trebor. 03.10.13	Do you guys like t girls?
Tyrannic 03.10.13	my dicks so big it has a ribcage
coneren 03.10.13	how do i do that i said help me out not be an asshole about it wow youre a fucking jerk
coneren 03.10.13	no youre not you dink
EyesWideShut 03.10.13	69 especially if she lets you fuck her face from that position. Doggystyle is good cuz i can control the pace but If the girl knows how to ride i cant promise more than 5 mins.
DrMaximus 03.10.13	My dick is so big I have to cook it breakfast in the morning
Trebor. 03.10.13	Where are you guys finding these ladies that let you do these things to them oh man
coneren 03.10.13	the zoo
Jash 03.10.13	Face down ass up pulling both her arms back is hard to beat, my girl is also crazy on top which I'm so thankful for. Each time I have sex a certain position is sticks out more than the others because of things that go down in the moment, I feel like I'm pretty lucky though because every time is the best time with my girl. Another one I love if I'm feeling super romantic is laying on our sides while facing each other so I can hold her body right against mine and state into her eyes while I just rail her
coneren 03.10.13	can i buy her
Trebor. 03.10.13	"Another one I love if I'm feeling super romantic is laying on our sides while facing each other so I can hold her body right against mine and state into her eyes while I just rail her" So motherfucking romantic until the railing part
Jash 03.10.13	That's a price I'm afraid you cannot afford sir
coneren 03.10.13	no dude i have 30 bags of doritos
Vakarian12 03.10.13	thats a once in a life time deal Jash. Take it
Jash 03.10.13	"So motherfucking romantic until the railing part." She begs me to do so, in her eyes getting fucked hard is so motherfucking romantic
coneren 03.10.13	ill give you 23
Kimm 03.10.13	The other night a guy crawled into bed with me uninvited WHILE I WAS SLEEPING and starting spooning me, true story.
KjSwantko 03.10.13	Did you let him bone you?
Kimm 03.10.13	I did not.
Trebor. 03.10.13	That's more action than I'm getting
KjSwantko 03.10.13	haha
someguest 03.10.13	lol rob I feel sorry for ya but you pull one-liners off on yourself so well that I really don't hopefully you kicked that guy's teeth in kimm
coneren 03.10.13	because if you didnt he will
Trebor. 03.10.13	My comedy doesn't seem to work in getting me laid unfortunately Maybe if I start doing stand up I'll get some action idk
CK 03.10.13	Secks
Kimm 03.10.13	"hopefully you kicked that guy's teeth in kimm" Didn't do that either.
someguest 03.10.13	Should've.
Kimm 03.10.13	lol. I just was a little scared to sleep.
Trebor. 03.10.13	lol when a girl does that to a guy it's considered cute
KjSwantko 03.10.13	"Didn't do that either." So what did you do?
someguest 03.10.13	trebor is still learning the differences between men and women and expectations of conduct
Trebor. 03.10.13	Bro I'm autistic give me a break
MO 03.10.13	lol what a thread
someguest 03.10.13	"Bro I'm autistic give me a break" it's the fast food
Trebor. 03.10.13	I perfectly understand that guys can't be creeping like that man
Insurrection 03.10.13	i get what trebor is saying. i long to one day live in a world where double standards dont exist
coneren 03.10.13	they do exist i own 3
Trebor. 03.10.13	It's not really a double standard, I mean you gotta watch out for rape you know
Puzzles 03.10.13	lol snox you're 15?
Insurrection 03.10.13	girls can rape too bro
Kimm 03.10.13	"so what did you do?" Essentially nothing. I was really caught off guard. At first I thought he just wanted to cuddle and I was okay with that, but then I had to roll over/away a few times when hands starting going where they shouldn't. That's what I get for hanging with guys I guess!
Trebor. 03.10.13	Damn that's not cool
Eclecticist 03.10.13	what even is this
Kimm 03.10.13	"Damn that's not cool" It was just weird. The guy's still my friend, just have to make sure there are rules in place if he ever wants to crash in the same house as me.
Trebor. 03.10.13	I don't know if I would be so forgiving
KjSwantko 03.10.13	Rule #1 - Don't touch my vagina.
Kimm 03.10.13	He's an interesting guy, that's for sure.
someguest 03.10.13	He's pushing his limits on purpose. But hey, if you welcome that!
Trebor. 03.10.13	I'm not even close to being that assertive
someguest 03.10.13	It's okay not to be a dickweed Trebor.
Crymsonblaze 03.10.13	i hope to kiss a girl one day
AngelofDeath 03.10.13	"I'm not even close to being that assertive" Why be assertive when you can be insertive?
FromDaHood 03.10.13	Damn someguest is on fire
SeaAnemone 03.10.13	it's all about variation
MoosechriS 03.10.13	^ this
RickySpanish 03.10.13	Z job reigns supreme
SeaAnemone 03.10.13	lol it took 200 comments to get to that answer?
Trebor. 03.10.13	Not all of us can be sex pros
Tyrannic 03.10.13	wheelbarrow
Kronzo 03.10.13	My victory dance after my first time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhE88Tp4I6U
omnipanzer 03.10.13	The Eiffel Tower Duh
EaglesBecomeVultures 03.10.13	how many dudes thread made me want to take a shower
EaglesBecomeVultures 03.10.13	how many dudes snox haw many dudes
EaglesBecomeVultures 03.10.13	not being homohpboic, this whole catchphrase of mine would likely work in the opposite im just sayin itt large population of dudes im assuming straight dudes how many dudes
Kman418 03.10.13	how many
Recspecs 03.10.13	Nothing wrong with fucking a guy as long as you don't make eye contact.
evilford 03.10.13	'I'm not even close to being that assertive' Yeah well the guy in her story was probably closer to sexual assault charges than being assertive so you're alright on that one
kitsch 03.11.13	people saying doggy is the best are fucking immature dipwads
Inferis 03.11.13	No offense dude but there's like 4 "Junz" bands this year.
drasticaction74 07.10.13	did anyone say Polish Bike-ride yet?
peaks40 07.10.13	i hope to kiss a girl one day [2]
Crymsonblaze 07.10.13	it's coming soon i hope
BallsToTheWall 07.10.13	The Grouper Stack. One girl on top of the other on top of the other where you stick dip it in from behind from the bottom girl to the middle girl to the top girl. BAM
peaks40 07.10.13	I fear it may never come. ftw
Recspecs 07.10.13	Ahh I remember this beauty of a list
MO 07.10.13	her legs on your shoulders ohhhhh yes
Recspecs 07.10.13	Bruh yes and when she flips you over and slides her cawk into your gaping asshole
WeepingBanana 07.10.13	god damnit why doesn't cone post anymore also best position is the female specimen laying down on her back while the male specimen is on his knees or standing up fucking her grabbing her wrists and going all out. or gently leaning on her knees pushing them back
anarchistfish 07.10.13	you people watch too much porn
Tyrael 07.10.13	probably
Drummerboy123 07.10.13	Lol. Like anyone on this site has had sex.
WeepingBanana 07.10.13	implying fish hasn't jacked it in over 12 hours
Tyrael 07.10.13	i hope to kiss a girl one day [3]
Pennywise_M 07.10.13	...Se...Sex?
BallsToTheWall 07.10.13	I came six times to this thread today. My water bottle is full.
DrMaximus 07.10.13	What a refreshing beverage.
anarchistfish 07.10.13	"implying fish hasn't jacked it in over 12 hours" since when do you need porn to do that?
ViperAces 07.10.13	i hope to kiss a girl one day [4]
ViperAces 07.10.13	agreed with fish
Pennywise_M 07.10.13	.... Sex.... Ha, SEX
acorncheese 07.10.13	hate to say it but missionary is the most pleasureful and obvz also gives you the most control over pretty much everything.