BallsToTheWall: Worst Skyrim Characters

AngelofDeath 01.25.12	What is a women doing on the battlefield?
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	That's just an ironic statement, I support that shit but Rikke's a fuckhead that could use a good beheading.
BassDemon333 01.25.12	lol I killed Cicero, there is no way I could have him as a follower hes so annoying
Trebor. 01.25.12	I took my time killing Cicero
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	I cant tell you how pissed off I am about Sapphire. What a elitist bitch. Bad attitude, didn't matter, me and my girl Mjol took her out dirty style.
Trebor. 01.25.12	The Markarth guards are corrupt as fuck And they never stop me and let me pay my bounty
Imperial 01.25.12	I don't remember any of the names I just killed everyone.
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	Yeah, they didnt let me pay my bounty either. They sent some bounty hunter after me. i killed him instantly like a boss.
fsharptrit0ne 01.25.12	bro the falmer. fuck them
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	Falmer are pretty badass, as are the Draugr. The skeletons suck though.
fsharptrit0ne 01.25.12	they have aids though and they scare me. blackreach though m/
Trebor. 01.25.12	I can't stand the Falmer areas Those Drarven ruins are way to big
Athom 01.25.12	I found the dragon in blackreach last night. didn't know he was there. it was a cool surprise
Spec 01.25.12	I was gonna comment on this list but then I took an arrow to the knee
fsharptrit0ne 01.25.12	doesnt help when the framerate drops drastically either. bethesdaaaa
Sgian 01.25.12	Where's the Cicero love in here? He can be reasonably good comedic value on occasion. Best character is that general goods trader in Whiterun though for sure.
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	Skeevers are the worst.
UnnamedOcean 01.25.12	I thought the Blades would be cool once they got back together, but then they just turned into a bunch of pricks. Also, Nazir is cool.
Satellite 01.25.12	haha cicero is awesome man
fsharptrit0ne 01.25.12	omfg that dbag with all the skeevers surrounding him in that cave. i think it was for a mission with the thieves guild
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	I cannot fucking kill Kvenel godddamnit
AngelofDeath 01.25.12	The coolest enemies are definitely the dragon priests.
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	Definitely. Going to be a dragon priest for Halloween or Aela.
AngelofDeath 01.25.12	We'll have to get Wolfe to partake and go as Companions.
IdiotequeCigar 01.25.12	Elenwen is easily the worst; in the quest when Ulfric was like "what is that thalmor bitch doing here", i was just like YES!!
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	Making amess of the Thalmar embassy was good times and fuck yeah i got the two weapons from Kvenel.
theashesfromautumn01 01.25.12	my friend said apparently cicero killed your hero from oblivion.
foxblood 01.25.12	yeah it's difficult to resist murdering anybody that's a smug asshole. like the damn elves that own Radiant Raiment
MO 01.25.12	lol 3
ApplicationToHeaven 01.25.12	and that wizard fag in dragonsreach
EyeForAnEye 01.25.12	Ancano. I literally had no issue with the Thalmor, even after doing Diplomatic Immunity. I was split between Stormcloak and Legion. I then played the College of Winterhold quest with that little prick. After I finally killed Ancano, I immediately went to The Thalmor Embassy and slaughtered every Thalmor guard outside of it. I then joined the stormcloaks. Fuck that guy. Also, fuck Delphine.
JohnnyoftheWell 01.25.12	yeah, the wizard is a tool. tbh, if i could, i would nuke the whole of markarth, the thalmor embassy and then sky haven temple
EyeForAnEye 01.25.12	The Blades themselves aren't bad. Delphine is just kiiiinnnndddd of a cunt. I hate how I have to kill cool characters too. I was pissed when I had to kill The Caller. She ruled.
Tyler. 01.25.12	fuck all of you i was going about a week without playing and i have to play now
theashesfromautumn01 01.25.12	"I can't stand the Falmer areas Those Drarven ruins are way to big" It almost sounds like youre complaing
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	Hmmm Shearpoint where are you...i'm going to slay your master and wear his mask.
EyeForAnEye 01.25.12	I love Dwarven everything. Fuck.
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	Krosis is giving me problems.
Trebor. 01.25.12	I am complaining Those dwarven ruins are boring as fuck
omnipanzer 01.25.12	Loras Tyrell, practically worthless. "Look at my pretty flowers!"
JohnnyoftheWell 01.25.12	I remember finding Krosis by mistake when I was about lvl 10. I died about 100 times, then used unrelenting force to blast him off the cliff and escape, then pwned him when i was lvl 34
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	I'm only at 19 right now but I really want to kill this fucker and steal his mask. Might have to get Mjol the Lioness involved or some random mercenary
ApplicationToHeaven 01.25.12	i married mjoll shes hot
climactic 01.25.12	i think your skyrim addiction is becoming a problem
EyeForAnEye 01.25.12	Aela for me.
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 01.25.12	No love for Nazir?
Parallels 01.25.12	Morrowind had the best characters. Remember that motherfucker Gaenor? Carnius Magius? Caius Cosades? Crassius Curio? Fargoth? even Jiub was awesome and he was only in the game for like 30 seconds.
JohnnyoftheWell 01.25.12	Aela for me [2]
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	Kidding me Climatic?
Trebor. 01.25.12	yeah, how is he addicted if he's only level 19?
BallsToTheWall 01.25.12	For real.
Emim 01.25.12	I murdered Cicero first chance I got. Same with the markarth guards. Hunted those pricks down. Also ditto on the Elf thing. I hate them too.
tkxxx7 01.25.12	lol at calling Markarth a hellhole
disposablehero94 01.25.12	i hate the douchebags that sing in the inns, i slaughter them every chance i get.
lucasjcockcroft 01.25.12	mjoll
Scoot 01.25.12	list is missing that little shit in riverwood who tries to chirp you
Sanders 01.25.12	Cicero reminds me of Voldo from Soul Caliber
Crysis 01.25.12	Killed Cicero nice and slowly and then took his jester suit and put it on the armor rack in my house to remind me of how sweet it was to sink a knife in his throat.
Cells 01.25.12	I think you're addicted to Skyrim if you're level 50+ and from the looks of it im half way there.
Hyperion1001 01.25.12	heimskyr first thing i did when i became a werewolf was kill the living fuck out of him
MaskAtTheMasquerade 01.25.12	man fuck wolves, them shits are GAY
Crysis 01.25.12	"when i became a werewolf" still haven't found out how to do that (65 hours in) and not sure if i wanna look it up or keep playing till i stumble upon it
Hyperion1001 01.25.12	just join the companions its literally that easy
lucasjcockcroft 01.25.12	yeah, whiterun i think.
Crysis 01.25.12	oh well that explains why i haven't done it yet, i've been too busy exploring and plundering dungeons to join the companions
lucasjcockcroft 01.25.12	like 10 hours in a "convict" ran up to me and gave me something and said "dont show anyone" now 90 hours im really fucking curious
Hyperion1001 01.25.12	it was the first thing i did actually, been a werewolf ever since because you can kill anyone you want and as long as you dont die and get away there are no repercussions
Crysis 01.25.12	^^ Same thing happened to me, not sure what to make of it.
patman1001 01.25.12	it seems like every time i go and fight a dragon a fucking sabre cat decides to join in and fucking destroy me. fuck sabre cats.
Scoot 01.25.12	i was fighting a dragon and two bears started buttraping me from behind so fucking annoying
patman1001 01.25.12	i got attacked by 2 dragons before i had dragonrend and they wouldnt fucking land. i had to take them to a giant camp and have the giants attack them.
EyeForAnEye 01.26.12	Dragons are easy...
lucasjcockcroft 01.26.12	yeah, dragonbane sword does work on dragons
patman1001 01.26.12	well at the time i was a low level mage and my only weapon other than magic was a steel mace.
lucasjcockcroft 01.26.12	that mace that the daedric prince gives to you is crazy good
Willie 01.26.12	I haven't even played this yet, but love the list.
EyeForAnEye 01.26.12	Fuck Magic.
Hyperion1001 01.26.12	yeah magic is for pussies
patman1001 01.26.12	it was fun for a little while, but i eventually just gave up and went back to one handed
Cells 01.26.12	Magic is awesome fuck all of you.
TomArnoldsArmpit 01.26.12	just started playing this. I like fallout (all of them) more
UnnamedOcean 01.26.12	I usually like to dual wield the Blade of Woe and Mehrunes' Razor.
Trebor. 01.26.12	pure mage is gay as hell This ain't world of warcraft
Cells 01.26.12	Yeah its best used with a 1 hand wep
Trebor. 01.26.12	I completely gave up on destruction once it got weak as hell towards the later levels
Maniac! 01.26.12	Illusion magic is the shit. Go aggro a bunch of guards and then make them kill each other.
OysterizerInsomniac 01.26.12	that talking dog and the daedric prince he works for, best characters in the game hands down
Trebor. 01.26.12	Barbus m/
EyeForAnEye 01.26.12	I tried being a mage during the Winterhold quest. Destuction magic and Conjuration are pretty cool. But Magic really leaves you without any armor. Lets be honest, and overwhelming majority of mage attire only boost magicka and spells leaving you completely vulnerable. The only upside is that mage attire is lighter than heavy armor (my favorite) in your inventory, thus being able to carry more. I die much more as a mage and I always need to have a backup plan when my magicka or health is low, so I end up summoning a Daerdra or Atronach or some shit. Shouts are still pretty ill though.
Parallels 01.26.12	Barbus m/ [2] one bad ass dog
EyeForAnEye 01.26.12	Also, I view the elves in Skyrim similar to Arabs in post September Eleventh America. The elves, just like Arab Americans make up a strong minority of hard workers, politicians, and good citizens. However, it takes just one small group of people to ruin that. The Thalmor in Skyrim and Terrorists in the real world. Now they are demonized and ostracized in society due to idiots in a comparatively small group. Look at how the elves are treated in Windhelm and by Stormcloaks supporters in general. It almost made me go Legion at the last minute. Nords are sometimes completely racist ignorant chick holes, like most overly patriotic Americans.
wabbit 01.26.12	"Legate Rikke" but you only see her at the very beginning then like 50 hours later when you are decked out in full daedric and you're like "sup bitch" then decapitate her with your greatsword.
itzcalv 01.26.12	Dragons are oversized cliff racers. annoying and tedious. Also, the mage in dragonsreach.
Emim 01.26.12	My wife is freaking awesome. "Sup, honey" "Oh hi, love, here's the money MY shop made today. I also baked you some food. If you'd like you can also unload all your plundered shit on me too." "...You're better than real life"
Emim 01.26.12	"Also, I view the elves in Skyrim similar to Arabs in post September Eleventh America. The elves, just like Arab Americans make up a strong minority of hard workers, politicians, and good citizens. However, it takes just one small group of people to ruin that. The Thalmor in Skyrim and Terrorists in the real world. Now they are demonized and ostracized in society due to idiots in a comparatively small group. Look at how the elves are treated in Windhelm and by Stormcloaks supporters in general. It almost made me go Legion at the last minute. Nords are sometimes completely racist ignorant chick holes, like most overly patriotic Americans." are you serious
Parallels 01.26.12	"Dragons are oversized cliff racers." But which is worse? http://thegamerseffect.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cliff-racer1.jpg
TomArnoldsArmpit 01.26.12	level 10. haven't fought a dragon yet :(
Butkuiss 01.26.12	http://h.static.memegenerator.net/cache/instances/500x/13/13340/13660707.jpg 100th comment, mang.
BallsToTheWall 01.26.12	Just started doing magic at level 20. Will see if it's worth sticking to, otherwise i'll just stick to sword and shield.
Emim 01.26.12	Magic is helpful for things other than fighting. Most of the time it's just more prudent to use a sword.
Crysis 01.26.12	I always had light armor, a sword in the main hand and a spell - whether destruction or restoration - in the other, and it works out awesome.
Emim 01.26.12	Yeah, healing spells are pretty awesome. I usually just have them hotkeyed though.
JohnnyoftheWell 01.26.12	Magic is best, i use it all the time
BallsToTheWall 01.26.12	Blade armor is my favorite so far, wolf armor then i'm still skeptical about the the dark brotherhoods armor. The nightingale armor looks pretty dope from online. But blade shield and okin is my combo breaker.POWER BASH!!!!
AngelofDeath 01.26.12	Just wait till you get daedric armor.
BallsToTheWall 01.26.12	I'm not getting my hopes up for that really. Level 90 smithing ha i'm like on 22.
Emim 01.26.12	Nightingale armor is my favorite. I don't really like smithing and all that, so dragon armor isn't gonna happen.
AngelofDeath 01.26.12	Grinding smithing is easy. It's just time consuming.
Crysis 01.26.12	"The nightingale armor looks pretty dope from online." It looks cool but it doesn't seem like it would fit your... erm... style of play
AngelofDeath 01.26.12	Yeah, it looks cool, but it's definitely not suited for getting smashed in the face a lot.
BallsToTheWall 01.26.12	It looks very prestigious, ironic considering it's the thieves guild.
Emim 01.26.12	The thieve's guild was disappointing.
AngelofDeath 01.26.12	All the quest lines were disappointingly short. It's like they worked on improving everything else over Oblivion and didn't make the time to make the major quests as interesting or include as many.
BallsToTheWall 01.26.12	Cant wait for Hot Topic to start selling Skyrim shirts, gonna eat them up.
Sanders 01.26.12	Legendary Daedric Armour + Legendary Daedric Shield + Legendary Daedric Mace = Me covering Skyrim in my all-powerful, world-ending Daedric jizz.
Emim 01.26.12	Ebony blade + Nightingale armor is my jam. Most enemies don't inflict as much damage as the Ebony blade absorbs.
AngelofDeath 01.26.12	My char has legendary daedric, the upgraded Konahrik mask, and two flawless daedric swords. Dual-wielding is pretty damn fun with Elemental Fury.
Emim 01.26.12	I'm working on getting the Dragon masks now. I remember when I was like lvl 15 and ran into a dragon priest AND a dragon. Shadowmere kicked both their asses while I used shouts from a mile away...
ADemonicSloth 01.26.12	'Do you get to the Cloud District very often?' FUUUUUUUU
BallsToTheWall 01.26.12	Still have a few more missions before getting Shadowmere. I'm working with like six factions.
JWT155 01.26.12	Nazir is my nigga. Couldn't agree more with the rest.
Crysis 01.26.12	"All the quest lines were disappointingly short. It's like they worked on improving everything else over Oblivion and didn't make the time to make the major quests as interesting or include as many" So, so, so true. Plus the fact that they basically lied when they talked about hand-crafted dungeons. It's just the same 3 styles of textures put into different layouts. The outdoor landscape, though, is astounding.
AngelofDeath 01.26.12	They're still, overall, considerably more interesting than Oblivion's. But, yeah, the overworld is pretty incredible.
Crysis 01.26.12	That's true, the dungeons were so repetitive in Oblivion that I loathed having to explore them.
BallsToTheWall 01.26.12	Kind of annoyed that every guard is wearing the same tunic but in a different color.
patman1001 01.26.12	I really need to stop reading this. I need to study and this is just making me want to play skyrim.
BallsToTheWall 01.26.12	Only took two classes this semester, cancelled one of them so i'm in the clear for mass skyriming weekly sans friday-saturday.
patman1001 01.26.12	http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s720x720/400084_374788279203163_100000159811021_1683111_1687613902_n.jpg
BallsToTheWall 01.26.12	I have no interest in killing the bride. ^ Haha win
BallsToTheWall 01.26.12	Dont want to ruin the marriage can I annihilate the dark brotherhood at any given time?
loveisamixtape 01.26.12	i don't know what the fuck you guys are talking about with Cicero he was such a bitch to kill. it took me 2 tries and i almost didn't make the 2nd one. he was an annoying fuck though, so i'm glad i got to watch him suffer. plus his gear omg
BigShark 01.27.12	why cant you marry lydia like what the fuck
Gyromania 01.27.12	List + thread brought the lulz. Bookmarking this shit.
BallsToTheWall 01.28.12	why cant you marry lydia like what the fuck You cant marry Lydia? Anywho I still haven't found that amulet of Amara.
NeutralThunder12 01.28.12	WHERE THE FUCK IS BELETHOR?
patman1001 01.28.12	"Anywho I still haven't found that amulet of Amara." Just go to Riften and talk to Maramal in the Bee and Barb tavern about marriage and you can buy one.
Butkuiss 01.29.12	In the general goods store!
BikeInPond 01.29.12	lol the OP's blatant misogyny and silly taste in music leads me to believe that he is 14 years old.
Emim 01.29.12	you must be new here
BallsToTheWall 01.29.12	Rofl this guy.
Minushuman24 02.03.12	god I hate cicero
promiseswept 03.04.12	GOD THIS LIST IS SO AWESOME. Daedric everything, I look like Sauron.
Sanders 03.04.12	I took great pleasure in ending Cicero's camp and unnecessary existence
Wafflez 04.13.12	Fuck you man cicero is the fucking best get him out of here :(
lucasjcockcroft 04.13.12	no, he was annoying.