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AnotherBrick 07.20.10	so whats some cool/interesting facts about yourself?
Counterfeit 07.20.10	i like this idea. will post later when not on my phone.
PanasonicYouth 07.20.10	my name is kris. i'm a very sad, depressing individual. all summer i've sat in front of my computer listening to music and not much else. i love music to death, but can't really make any of my own no matter how much i want to. i enjoy long walks on the beach and listening to barry white.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=1172790822 feel free to add me
Schizophrenik 07.20.10	My name is Ryan and i'm more sad and depressing than Panasonic Youth because i sat here for two minutes and couldn't think of one thing remarkable about myself to say.
NeutralThunder12 07.20.10	My name is Craig and 2 is better than 1
PayneTiger777 07.20.10	It does seem like a cool idea. Here are a few interesting/somewhat lame facts about me lol. -I play Dungeons and Dragons every Saturday night. (I'm 22 lol, but I only started getting into it a couple years ago.) -Most of my friends are 5-6 years older than me. -I am deathly afraid of Ronald McDonald. -I'm half Italian. -When I was two years old I got peed on by a lion. -I think that Beast Wars, Doug, and Roco's Modern Life are the best cartoons ever. -I hate cellphones. -I work with kids in a summer camp.
crowing51 07.20.10	http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/profile.php?id=1288312320 my name is is shawn and im pretty awesome, i dealt with a lot of crap so im a bit obnoxious at times towards ppl, I FUCKING BREATH MUSIC!!!!!!but im just a pretty cool funny open minded guy.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	and oh ya, what are your guys other interests besides the obvious one? (music) I'm very interested in Physics/Astronomy/Philosophy, and whenever i'm not listening to music i'm always watching videos and reading about the universe
PanasonicYouth 07.20.10	personally, i'm very interested in the way dreams work and what causes them. and astronomy. i love space. oh and cryptozoology. i'm starting college in august and majoring in elementary education so i can corrupt young children with my ways of thinking. i also really like video games.
acADHDemy 07.20.10	i am: legend
acADHDemy 07.20.10	i also really like videogames (but nothing you can play on an xbox)
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	haha dude i just spent several hours last night researching into lucid dreams and all that cool stuff. my major is currently Elementary Education, but i'm switching that to secondary education, so IMO (no offense) i can have more intelligent conversations with older students
bloc 07.20.10	Holy fuck I love astronomy too, I am just astounded by giant things in general.
elephantREVOLUTION 07.20.10	my name is tynan. i like stand-up comedy more than music.
BallsToTheWall 07.20.10	-chronic social anxiety -aspires to be a ninja -love yoga, all you can eat buffets and books on eastern philosophy, Celtic/Scandinavian history -obsessed with taking anything recreational into a fucking championship therefore pissing off girls with my douchebaggery -a farmer -allergic to smiling -pagan -attracted to emo/gothic girls - watches too much porn -[proud Miami Heat fan -Irish but mistaken for Cuban
crowing51 07.20.10	im agnostic.......and i use to be a very sad christ lover lol. i planned on goin to school for law but im too poor for that lol. im in a band and im the only straight edge member while all the other member heavily drink and smoke haha
WeepingBanana 07.20.10	panasonicyouth, see inception if you already haven't. i'm weepingbanana, i used to go on here a while ago under the name zepdude7 which was later changed to the door mouse. i'm probably not remembered in a good way but that was like 2 years ago. i just graduated high school and i've recently gotten into rock climbing/bouldering. i'll be going to umass amherst next year. fbgm
ShadowAmI 07.20.10	sooooooooo im tyler, ive been playing pokemon silver a lot recently, i play the guitar and am in a band that kind of sucks, i have a social life, harry potter is a guilty pleasure, im 15, sweet. oh and im kinda fat
PanasonicYouth 07.20.10	i was going to go into secondary at first, but realized i didn't want to spend hours a night grading homework and shit. plus i love kids. also i recently started recording all of my dreams which can hopefully lead to lucidity which would be THE SHIT
PanasonicYouth 07.20.10	i saw inception btw my mind was fucking blown
Athom 07.20.10	I'm Adam and I'm currently watching an episode of Through the Wormhole on my day off from a job that rather despise.
SpottedTrout 07.20.10	Well my name is Sammy and i'm 16. I love to listen to music. I play trumpet and various percussion instruments. I enjoy the beach, fishing, biking, working out, and yo-yoing lol. I am about to begin my fourth year of marching band where i play trumpet. I also am in my schools indoor percussion program where i play marching cymbals. My whole life i identified myself as a Christian, but did not truly find God until last week, on a mission trip in New Jersey. I will occasionally read, but love it when do. I'm a junior in high school, and most of my friends just graduated, so that sucks. I do well in school, i could do a lot better if i actually cared though. While i love to learn, i hate the organized school system. When it comes to politics, i tend to be on the liberal side of things, but take an objective view on things before i decide what i think of it.
MUNGOLOID 07.20.10	I... -probably like hip hop music than most people on this site considering my pie chart is a 51%. -play too many video games. ones i'm playing right now are rock band 2 and grand theft auto. -don't know what the hell to do with this life.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	which episode redsky? haha i watched 3 episodes of it yesterday, along with a video explaining general relativity. bloc have you ever looked into quantum physics?
Willie 07.20.10	- I'm addicted to Dragon Age - Bachelors in Electrical Engineering, Associates in Science and Avionics Technologies - My interests other than music is Surfing and Football and the gym. - I believe in ghosts and aliens - I believe that the theory that this is all one big computer simulation is pretty damn solid (not in some Matrix way, though... more like The Sims). - I have weird ideas.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	haha i know exactly what you mean Willie about the Sims part. that was one of the episodes i watched yesterday about if we have a creator or not. kinda crazy that we live in a pixelized (or however you spell that) world, just like computers
SpottedTrout 07.20.10	Also i really enjoy learning about Philosophy, Psychology, World Religion, and Geology. Add me on Facebook if you want. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1376057673 just let me know your Sputnik name, or i probably won't add you lol.
Willie 07.20.10	-- kinda crazy that we live in a pixelized (or however you spell that) world -- That's kind of funny that you say that, because that's another theory that has caught my interest, that the universe operates the same as a hologram.
Trundle 07.20.10	my name is Ross and i sell propane and propane accessories
Yeahtoast 07.20.10	My name's Colm, I'm Irish (explaining the name), a lot of my friends don't listen to exactly the same kinda music as me, that's the cool thing about this site you'll always find SOMEONE with similar tastes. Would love to be able to make a career out of playing soccer, one day, maybe, lol. Aim high! I'm an insomniac, normally only get 2-3 hours sleep on any given night. Um love drinking and partying with chums, it's the Irish pastime afterall. Does anyone remember a cartoon called gigantor? It made me happy as a kid and I was convinced the kid was the same character from pokemon..they were alike.
bloc 07.20.10	I am a casual reader of quantum physics, so I can't say I know it inside and out. My forte would be nuclear physics :D I love jamming with other musicians, hiking, walking, and almost any other hobby associated with nature. Born in Canada, but my mother is from India and my father is from Uganda.
taroo 07.20.10	Hi! I am Taroo! - I love anime - I love video games - I love soundtracks to video games - I'm obessed with the video games series Touhou Project - I'm trying to be a fantasy/Sci-Fi/Suspence Novelist - I currently reading a visual novel called Saya no Uta, and it's the creepist most disturbing thing on the face of the planet. - I believe in Jesus.
gansosgrandes 07.20.10	I'm Ben, I recently changed my username from Bsmith7 so I could post on the forums. I'm autistic (Aspergers), and I enjoy movies, photography, linguistics, and several other things that don't come to mind right now.
Athom 07.20.10	i'm watching the one on black holes. i'm more of a string theory kind of guy. the math confuses the fuck out of me to no end, but i love the concepts. also, you'll love this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Susskind#Lectures
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	whats your theory on who is running the program Willie? or if you have an entire different theory, care to share? bloc you really need to watch "What the Bleep" it really makes you view the world entirely different. For example you know the typical "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound" scenario? well in the quantum world the same is applied to vision, aka when we aren't looking at something it doesnt exist. or that water shows emotion, and since humans are about 60% water, is that what our emotions are made from??
Yazz_Flute 07.20.10	Probably did something like this years ago. But for those who don't know, i'm Tom. 16, going to be a senior in high school (Danbury CT). I'm a jazz/metal drummer but am too stubborn to take place in any "rock band" related projects. I play quints also and would like to march DCI. I also just started guitar about a month ago and I should probably push myself harder so I can get better faster at it. If anything, i'd probably record my musical endeavors as a solo project, IE Nicolas Chapel, Dan Swano, Devin Townsend (with session musicians when necessary). I've played piano for most of my life but have tapered off from it in the past few years, still dick around on it occasionally. I'm also a narcissistic paranoid asshole cynic but if I grow close to somebody I'm entirely loyal to them. And before anybody asks, yes, I have a massive penis. /Craigslist
Willie 07.20.10	It's not my theory, really, but it's the theory that makes the most sense to me: The past is finite, but the future is infinite. Combine that with the fact that processing power is doubling exceptionally fast (not that it really matters, given the infinite part) and it's more likely that we're part of some future generation's simulation than that we're actually part of the actual finite past. Who's simulation? Who knows. Could be humans, could be aliens. Someone that wants to run simulation based on human behaviors (possibly to figure out how we wiped ourselves out?)
8bit 07.20.10	-My name is Ian and I'm turning 17 in August. -I've been on here a lot lately and this summer has been pretty boring so far. -Canadian. -I've been widening my taste in music since the summer began by spending a shit load of money of compact discs that you guys recommend. -I play a lot of video games. -I keep aquariums. -Huge Chicago Blackhawks fan. -Like Balls, I am quite attracted to emo/indie chicks and I am plesantly surprised to see that Suicide Girls has advertisements on the site now. -I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my myself after high school, family wants me to go into commerce, but I'm not really into that.
SpottedTrout 07.20.10	Good luck with DCI bodom.
bloc 07.20.10	Brick, that vision thing is a lot like the Schrodinger's cat experiment, which I'm sure you know about. As for the emotions in water, that is definitely something I want to read about. Will def check out that program.
PayneTiger777 07.20.10	@bodom: Wow, 16 and a senior in high school? I hear bad things from Danbury high school, lol. I would also like to add that I hardly watch much television anymore. The only stuff that I find interesting are Man vs. Food, River Monsters, and all that other crazy stuff on the Discovery Channel. I have one more year left of college (WCSU) and I have no idea what I'm going to do with a degree in creative writing.
Relinquished 07.20.10	- Astronomy is my thing, I can see myself being a quantum physicist. - At the moment I'm working on my brazilian jiu jitsu and judo training, sketch art, and getting my little brother out of juvie. - I played guitar for 12 years, bass for 8, and drums for 6. - I died twice and had countless life threatening accidents - Have an awesome redhead fiancee. - Love traveling the world. Traveled most of South America and Europe, gonna go for Asia later on. - Favorite book is The Sea Wolf. - My only job involved photography and now I'm freelancing. I only take pictures of nature.
Rugter32 07.20.10	So let's see... You guys know me as Rugter, my name irl is Guillermo, and what can I say about myself? Oh yes, I'm a big fan of thr Quake, Doom, Hitman and The Elder Scrolls series, fan of Umineko No Naku Koro Ni among other anime/manga/visual novel series, sometimes I do stuff in photoshop or write, I'm majoring in Archaeology, and my activity in sites is pretty unstable: Active for 2 or 3 weeks, inactive for a month or 2. I guess that's about it? Yeah.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	haha i'm the same way redsky. i love the science part but the math just destroys me. and then hearing Stephen Hawking say that the math for black holes is pretty simple and he was doing it age 20 just makes me loose all hope haha. have you looked past string theory, into M Theory??
musicConsumer 07.20.10	As a troll I'm contractually obligated to say something stupid . I think i'll forgo that for now.
8bit 07.20.10	What you have to pay to see pictures on suicidegirls?! btw awesome list idea brick. I was thinking about this today and I'm sure a lot of other users have thought of this as well.
Athom 07.20.10	string theory and m-theory are kind of the intertwined at this point
Willie 07.20.10	@AnotherBrick: If you're into that kind of thing you should try some mid/upper level theoretical physics. That's when a lot of these weird ideas start to make a lot of sense.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	care to elaborate on dying twice Relinquished?
Fugue 07.20.10	Ehh not sure what to say, I guess I'm not on sputnik as much as I used to be and I mostly fly under the radar. Obviously I love music, and I wish I'd put more time into learning the drums because right now I feel I should be so much better than I am. My biggest regret is giving up tennis lessons at the age of 11 for rugby, as I was pretty damn good at tennis and lolbad at rugby. In social situations I'm kinda awkward which means I have fewer friends than I would like, but because of this I like to think that my friends mean that little bit more to me individually. Academically I have just finished a degree in physics and I'm looking to going into teaching. Other than that my interests lie in anatomy and sports.
Yazz_Flute 07.20.10	Haha it's just that I have a late birthday, I was born in november of 93. And thanks man, the big issue for DCI would be time and money obviously. A little more experience wouldn't hurt but I'm confident I have the chops.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	is it redsky? i thought m-theory was like taking string theory to an entire different level? ya Willie, i've been thinking about looking into theoretical physics as well. science is just so fucking big and interesting it's really tough to narrow it down into one aspect to really focus and study
PanasonicYouth 07.20.10	"Other than that my interests lie in anatomy" giggidy
Willie 07.20.10	--ya Willie, i've been thinking about looking into theoretical physics as well. science is just so fucking big and interesting it's really tough to narrow it down into one aspect to really focus and study-- I agree. That's why my goal was to get a solid foundation through school and then expand on it at my own lesiure (not for any kind of degree, just for shits & giggles). This site always has interesting things (Mostly free): http://www.newscientist.com/
Yazz_Flute 07.20.10	"My favorite color is green, but all colors are special in their own ways." hahaha perfect follow-up to the weed-smoking bit.
Relinquished 07.20.10	@ Brick: long story - Died in a car accident involving five cars. - Drowned in the ocean, somehow washed up to shore, resuscitated back to life. also it's pretty cool that you guys are talking about these theories
Athom 07.20.10	well it's like the logical progression and evolution of it.
eternium 07.20.10	I once met a zombie on Sputnik.
WeepingBanana 07.20.10	woah, that's deep shit relinquished. what was that like?
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	and since i want to be a teacher as well, its very tough to decide since at the high school that i want to teach at, they really dont offer any astronomy classes. and we dont have a set physics teacher. we normally have a physics teacher that also teachers either biology or chemistry. i've thought about going in as a college professor so that i can do actual research as well but i'm not too sure on that. what are your future plans? (willie)
Yazz_Flute 07.20.10	Check out everythingforever.com, crazy stuff.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	thats crazy Relinquished. and ya it is cool talking about these theories and what not, but its even crazier that everyone has had a great attitude on this, and we owe it all to Brandon haha
Willie 07.20.10	haha. My future is already pretty much set. I have a degree in Electrical Engineering, but joined the Air Force. Had a great four years stationed in England, learned a lot about myself in the middle east and now I am working with the F-22 fighter jet.
OhAliceMonster 07.20.10	My real name is Alicia. I love to listen to indie and at heart i'm a pop punker. I'm an artist, and in real life im very good friends with Maniac! and The PalestMexican. I'm not what sputnik has made me out to be; if you guys would take the time to get to know me you would figure that out. I plan to major in photography/illustration at The Art Institute
8bit 07.20.10	Relinquished, what do you remember from it? Must have been insane.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	@ redsky. care to try to sum up string theory in a pretty easy way to understand? i know that's a pretty crazy question, but that is one of the theories i really haven't learned much about thats pretty sweet Willie, so then when you get some free time and what not, then your interest in science kicks in?
Willie 07.20.10	A majority of my job is free time. How do you think I ended up with nearly 200 reviews in just three years.
Maniac! 07.20.10	My name is Brandon. I like sans seraph and the Mayan factor. I am your new best friend.
dylanthedesertpea 07.20.10	im dylan, and i usually just creep around the site and never really comment or participate in discussions. im gonna try to change that and be a more active user... anyways, -im 18 -i just graduated and i'll be attending missouri s&t -i'm gonna be an engineer -i'm very interested in math, physics, and space -music is very important to me (obviously) -i don't have any friends that listen to music i do (with a handful of exceptions) -i love movies and wish there was like a sputnik for movies -i'm currently trying to tackle 'the brothers karamazov' -i'm also a great big nerd and am into the bleach manga ha -i also love to sing but wish i wasn't so shy so i could do something with it -and i've had an incredible girlfriend for the past year and 4 months -i am a huge kansas city chiefs fan and always will be -and i know what you’re thinking. and the answer is yes, i do have a nickname for my penis. it’s called The Octagon.
Willie 07.20.10	Oh, so yeah, that's when my interest kicked in. Although I needed the theoretical physics class for my degree. That probably kicked things off. --I'm not what sputnik has made me out to be; if you guys would take the time to get to know me you would figure that out.-- The only thing I know about you is that your lists are almost guaranteed to generate some sort of post on the "for the meds" thread.
accompliceofmydeath 07.20.10	My name is Bill and I'm a hardcore kid who works for the government. wtf?
Relinquished 07.20.10	Those were my worst experiences so far, but not the most painful. I've been stabbed, and shot several times. Fallen off from a three story building, have a metal plate in my skull and apparently caused a little bit of memory loss. Almost got killed by lava, an alligator, blazing fire, electrocution. I live life, this is what I paid for it.
Maniac! 07.20.10	I also am interested in astrophysics, aeronautical engineering, history, and philosophy
Yazz_Flute 07.20.10	what the fuck relinquished are you John McClane
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	awesome, i think i'm going to look into a theoretical class. my main problem is that in high school i really didnt give a shit about anything and thought learning was fucking pointless so i really didnt pay attention and i probably didnt learn a lot of things in high school that i should of. so now it sucks basically backtracking in college. man its different being able to talk to people about these science aspects on here, especially since the users talking back to me about it are users i haven't really had an actual conversation on here with. i'd still very much like to here more on that theory Willie, just heard about it for the first time last night and it proposed that God could be controlling us, or that our future selves are the ones controlling it. but then doesnt that basically take away our freedom of choice? most of these theories scientists propose sound crazy to most people, but then people actually look into them and they aren't so crazy anymore
OpethFreak 07.20.10	My name is Omar, im from Mexico =D, aaaaand i like Opeth xD, absoulutelly LOVE playing Soccer, im a li'll bit lazy xD and i like to watch movies when it rains, gotta have my cigarette after a good meal, and i also love animals, specially Dogs =D
kangaroopoo 07.20.10	NICK - Aussie, also speak French + Spanish - like various music genres but mainly hard rock/metal - Like: AFL (go Lions even though we're shit now), Cricket, Tennis, Soccer, Beach, Poker, Xbox, Seinfeld, Curb..., Dexter, Smallville, any AFL footy shows
Willie 07.20.10	--i'd still very much like to here more on that theory Willie, just heard about it for the first time last night and it proposed that God could be controlling us, or that our future selves are the ones controlling it. but then doesnt that basically take away our freedom of choice? most of these theories scientists propose sound crazy to most people, but then people actually look into them and they aren't so crazy anymore-- I don't believe that there is freedom of choice, regardless of why people believe we're here. If we're part of a simulation then we're hardwired to behave according to a certain standard. If we're here because of a god, then we're still hardwired to make "choices" a certain way. I don't mean to say that we're predetermined to do or say certain things, but when those circumstances appear we are predetermined to react according to a set standard. The question is just "whose standard?"
WeepingBanana 07.20.10	relinquished do you remember death at all?
Athom 07.20.10	my advice to you would be to read "The Elegant Universe". It explains it much better than I ever could and in a real easy way to comprehend.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	and is that question what you're still trying to figure out for yourself? and thanks redsky, looking into that book right now. i enjoyed that wikipedia post but of course i had to click on all the terms i dont know and got the typical overwhelming sense i get when i go to wikipedia.
Willie 07.20.10	I'm not actively trying to figure out whose rules we're following - not directly anyway. I'm more concerned with how this all works more than with who built it. I've also read, a theory that our species originated on Mars and we lived there long enough to destroy ourselves. Then some benevolent aliens scraped together some of our DNA and re-seeded us here. It sounds cool, but I'm not convinced ;)
Relinquished 07.20.10	Death? I remember nothing in that moment. All I remember is feeling weak and my body begging for air after I regained conciousness. I'd recommend that book as well, brick. I'd get the String Theory volumes by Joseph Polchinski but it might be a bit too expensive.
Deviant. 07.20.10	Name's Jason, and i'm one of the only fully functioning kiwi's on here (which means I'm from New Zealand). I'm 23, currently working full time in 2 jobs - 1 as a manager for a lighting/electrical company, and the other as a boyfriend. Music's a big part of my life (I currently serve in 2 bands, 1 active, the other more as a past time/get together and jam situation), but as a result of my commitments my love for acting has taken a back seat. I'm pretty eclectic in all aspects of my life, and am something of a town rat. I also believe there is more beer flowing through my veins than blood. I'm also a huge film buff
tinkrbel 07.20.10	itt Willies crazy conspiracy theories jk Willie sounds interesting but far-fetched
Athom 07.20.10	@willie: sounds like that one movie Mission to Mars
cvlts 07.20.10	My real name ain't Dante I don't swear at all in real life. Am a semi pro skiier and have been doing it since I was 5 (I'm 21 now) I use to illegally drag race my last (and first) car Am actually a prty diehard born again Christian. Uhhhh, don't smoke or do drugs. have a drink occasionally. is it weird that i can go to Glassjaw to MFDoom to Future Islands in 3 songs? My friends think so.
Willie 07.20.10	@Redsky: I think I've seen that movie. Is that the one where they meet an advanced version of our species at the end?
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	haha ya, sounds like mars is getting a lot more interesting, especially with that giant cave they just found. the theory on how when a meteor hit us back in the days when Earth was forming and had some "life" on it, is also a cool take on how life got here on earth. you know how we send radiowaves out into space hoping that some sort of "alien" will send something back? pretty freaky hearing Hawkin say that that is basically the worst idea we could ever do. Since if they are able to perceive our waves and send them back then chances are they are sooooo much more advanced then us.
Athom 07.20.10	Nice @ the skiing this life is genocide, my uncle used to do ski racing up until a few years ago, dunno if he's still coaching.
Athom 07.20.10	yeah, it was like some space ship/time capsule/dna thing in olympus mons with a lot of gary sinise's overacting.
eternium 07.20.10	Relinquished wins the prize for most intense life. I only expect stories like that from Vietnam vets.
Sowing 07.20.10	im sowingseason, obv...i just turned 23, i play ultimate frisbee which some people see as weird or queer or both, i follow football religiously and am an overall sports nut, i have a college degree in math, i love writing (even poetry which most ppl dont know), my first concert was brand new/thrice/mewithoutyou in 2007 (i know, a late first concert for someone my age)...i dunno what more to say so i guess i'll just say i love sputnik and you are all cool
Willie 07.20.10	I watched the show about that (the radio waves thing). He has a point, if you consider the fact that human cultures have never had much problem running down cultures less advanced than ours. The problem is that he is applying human nature to an alien life form. Just because we do it doesn't mean they would. Even within our own world different cultures do things wildly different than other ones. They found potential proof of life on one of Saturn's moons. It's still be tested, though.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	true. and i'm pretty sure it's Venus' clouds that they are looking at now, how they think that the clouds could or still could be supporting some sort of life
Willie 07.20.10	I've seen a few articles reference Venus' clouds. I'm actually referring to this: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn19005-hints-of-life-found-on-saturn-moon.html
couldwinarabbit 07.20.10	Miles Rowat. 18, ottawa canada.
Relinquished 07.20.10	Isn't Venus incapable of supporting life? From what I studied from it, it's basically a volcanic orb with toxic clouds
Willie 07.20.10	Toxic to us. Life could just be microbes and there are plenty of microbes right here on earth that live in areas considered "toxic".
cvlts 07.20.10	Yeah Ive done a couple races back in the day but I'm mostly backcountry and heli skiing. Sometimes park...
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	hmmm, thats pretty cool. i havent heard anything talking about that moon. gonna look more into it. for anyone who really has no idea how big space is check out this video. its pretty mind blowing and sparked my main interest in space http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8842256077873416888#
bloc 07.20.10	But what about the air pressure on Venus? Could anything survive that?
NEVERfade 07.20.10	Im Darren, 17, I love music, My dad and little brother died not that long ago, I have a band, My mum is heaps cool she has a great music taste, I live in Australia, I have my pet dog (Staffy) named Rambo, hes pretty cool
Relinquished 07.20.10	You may be right Willie, but there are many fundamental factors that keep anything there from existing.
Willie 07.20.10	@AnotherBrick: Knowing how big space is kind of sucks in a way when you realize that any project that doesn't get started within the next few years probably won't be completed during your own lifetime. What we're learning now is mostly based on things started 10 or 20 years ago. @bloc: Why not? They've found bacteria frozen in ice that date back 100s of years that are still alive once they're thawed. Nature finds a way. @NEVERfade: Dogs are cool ;)
Slum 07.20.10	-Aspiring writer -Have written a few short stories and plan to write a novel -Addicted to movies/video games -Have few friends -I paint every now and then -Not sure what else.
SeaAnemone 07.20.10	My names Eric, I'm a 19 year old college student, a very devoted boyfriend, a collegiate runner (more passionate about that than music tbh), a radio DJ, an a skier, a guy who spends his summers at the beach when not in his home state of PA. Let's see... what else... I paint all day, it sucks. I'm a poli sci major, hoping to go to law school. Often a lax bro by association. Not artistic in any way, really, but love everything about art-- painting, architecture, music, etc. Favorite movie is probably The Royal Tenenbaums, book - House of Leaves Interesting fact - I have an incredibly rare eye disease, I'm the youngest one in the country with it Basically, I spend most of my time with my girlfriend, who's absolutely amazing. Beyond that, running is my biggest passion, and consumes a hefty portion of my life. I have some really chill friends who were all the most popular kids in hs, weirdly enough cuz I wasn't really, but I'm always included in sick happenings because of it, and then comes music and writing about music I guess. that's me.
NOTINTHEFACE 07.20.10	I'm Joe. I'm 21 and I've been a lurker here at sputnik since the beginning, only participating sporadically. This is going to sound insanely creepy, but I really like and respect a lot of you more frequent users. Others... not so much, hehe, but nobody that's posted in this thread so far. I love music as my main hobby, followed closely by astronomy. I see Panasonic and Relinguished share the same interests. We should start a Sputnik astronomy club, hehe. I also know that Poet lives about 45 minutes away from me, or used to anyways. But yeah, maybe this is my cue to start getting more involved in this community.
Willie 07.20.10	@Relinquished: There are a lot of factors that we assume should negate any kind of living organism, but we keep finding life here in places where we assumed there shouldn't be any too. I'm just optomistic. @SeaAnemone: I ran a marathon once (just under four and a half hours). The next day it felt like I had been raped by a 12-dicked walrus.
Slum 07.20.10	Wow, Sea. That's pretty awesome man. I would love to be on the radio some day.
Athom 07.20.10	oh this is weird. SeaAnemone has the same major as me, the same favorite movie, and the same favorite book. WHAT THE HELL!
SeaAnemone 07.20.10	@Willie: awesome man, finishing one of those is an accomplishment in itself, or so I hear..., I've never done one myself, I'm always training for shorter distance races, but I plan on doing one once I get out of school in a few years
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	true Willie. I was reading that in about 400-500 years they want to start a civilization on mars, but that isnt as far enough and they found some other earth like planet that they hope to eventually venture to. but the problem is is that it is soooo far away. i forget what speed they mentioned but it was much faster then we can do now. but it would still take like 80 years to reach it, meaning that basically an entire generation would spend their life in space, which raises all those crazy ethic problems
SeaAnemone 07.20.10	haha that's weird adam, I'm embarrassed to love The Royal Tenenbaums so much sometimes, but it's the only movie I can watch over and over and like more each time... and yeah, H.O.L. is just... holy shit not even gonna get started
Athom 07.20.10	That's the last time you put a knife in me, hear me??
SeaAnemone 07.20.10	I was actually originally planning on reviewing the soundtrack for my 100th review but it slipped past.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	watching the time travel episode of through the worm hole now. wooooooooo
Willie 07.20.10	@SeaAnemone: I hate running, but I wanted to see if I could do it. I started training about six months out. @AnotherBrick: Ha ha, they're just planning ahead. Eventually we're going to need to get the hell off of this planet. The only question is will it be our own fault? Look what I just found: http://listverse.com/2010/07/12/10-craziest-scientific-theories/
Athom 07.20.10	anybody remember that show Earth 2?...
Transient 07.20.10	sup, i play video games and listen to music and drink too much instead of studying for a degree i don't really care about but that i'm doing because i have no other talents aside from being (relatively) smart and because i need something to do with my life.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	thats a sweet link Willie, gonna look into it more. and without a doubt i believe that we're going to be the reason that if we dont relocate on a cosmic scale, then we will become extinct. which this question always makes me think... If we are going to relocate to a different area in space, how would we decide who actually gets to go? would it be a Noah's Ark scenario and we just take 1 male and female of all the races or what? clearly we cant ever build a spaceship big enough to bring everyone on earth. so in a sense we're just leaving people here on earth to die. regardless if we are or aren't the reason for us having to relocate, we are going to have to move eventually. especially since the sun is growing 6% every billion years (i'm pretty sure those are the correct numbers) then eventually the sun will just destroy our planet and the other planets
Zizzer 07.20.10	Wow, lots of physics here. My name's Michael, and I grew up on a farm in southern Missouri though you probably wouldn't guess it if you met me. I'm 20 years old and am a biomedical engineering major at Mizzou hoping to study medicine when I graduate. I play soccer and tennis, but wish I would've grown up somewhere with hockey. I also have played piano since I was very young.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	cool seeing a lot of lesser known users here. sup Zizzer
Satellite 07.20.10	Good idea here, Aaron. Satellite facts: 1) Half-Jewish. 2) Tall. 3) 24. 4) Lived in Michigan my whole life. 5) Obsessed with baseball almost as much as music. 6) Journalism major. 7) Bilingual. 8) Nickname = The Nard Dog (because of my last name + The Office) 9) Waiter. 10) Drinker of good beer. http://facebook.com/tybernard
Parallels 07.20.10	My names Westley, Im 19 years old. I went to state for my percussional skills and I have played percussion and drums for over 6 years, I also was in my local newspaper because of the publicity i recieved from sign waving in a Figaros Pizza "Figgy" costume. my personality type is INFP and I am an intense thinker on life and its boundaries. been a christian my entire life (armenian protestant) and I have a girlfriend of 2 years. I also have studied Computer Programming, and I have made several of my own video games and applications. Other random facts: -I am mostly dutch, but have some german and american indian -my first musical album was a veggietales cd in 3rd grade, now my cd collection spans 200 physical albums spanning from Between the Buried and Me to Cyndi Lauper. -i fucking love video games and still play classics like pokemon silver, sonic adventure and phantasy star online as well as others like counter strike source and knights of the old republic -I do have an outside life, and i am very skinny, i weigh about 160 pounds. - I have flipped a car. It was a 1996 Saab.= and my head was almost chopped off through the sun roof. -I have also been hit by a car, while on a bike, I hit the ground at 20 mph, and was mentally unstable for 3 months -I have a rare uncontrollable condition that 1 out of 1000 people have where their hands sweat uncontrollably. -my fav tv shows are... 24, Futurama, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and every sonic the hedgehog cartoon -My parents were die-hard Star Trek fans and named me "westley" after wesley crusher on Star Trek the next generation. My dad added the 't' because he thought it would sound gay without it. -My drum set was given to me by the drummer of The Kingsmen, (know the song Louie, Louie? yup.) My dad works with him, Lynn Easton. check wikipedia and youtube the song, i guarantee youve heard it
masterofcum 07.20.10	hi guys my name is charles fishowitz. i am 14 years of age, a lifetime follower of the lord jesus christ and im big time into watchin naruto. my favorite color right now is grey because its like not white and not black and not too loud like all those other colors lol. anyway i found this site long time ago through some tab site cause i play guitar dont know if i mentioned that but im pretty good and can play most of stairway to heavan except the solo but someday i hope to be able to. i also someday hope of moving to japan becuase im really into anime and i think i would fit in more there. anyway thats all i can think of until next time sputnik. charles signing off lol!
Relinquished 07.20.10	"If we are going to relocate to a different area in space, how would we decide who actually gets to go? would it be a Noah's Ark scenario and we just take 1 male and female of all the races or what? clearly we cant ever build a spaceship big enough to bring everyone on earth. so in a sense we're just leaving people here on earth to die." I wouldn't want to be here when that happens.
IsItLuck? 07.20.10	Some intense, interesting conversations going on here. Anyway, I'm Ryan, I first found out about this site through a game I play, Worms Armageddon (online) through a user IHaveRickets, and he told me about musicianforums. During the review sites inception, I was pretty thrilled as I reviewed when the reviews were in the forum. At any rate, living in Jersey, I just graduated with my B.S. and am currently a graduate student, set to graduate this spring. I'm going for High School Math Ed, hoping to become as much as a mentor as an educator. I have been substituting for the past year and a half, and find it to be the best job to date, for reasons that cannot fit in this box. During my non-sputnikmusic time, which is a large chunk of the time, I play bass/guitar, go bodyboarding (learning how to surf, but I'm an above average sponger), and enjoy sitting back and drinking with my friends. Music is a huge 'outlet' so to say, and even though my closest friends hardly share my favorite bands in common, it really doesn't bother me. There's a lot more, but I'm done for today :) Another Brick, PanasonicYouth, keep on trucking with education. You make not make 6 figures, but it'll be rewarding.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	why's that Relinquished? i think we live in a pretty shitty time where we have access to all of this information but by the time that we can do these crazy cool things, it will be way past our times. i would seriously consider that thing in austins power where they freeze someone so they can live in a more future time if it was entirely possible.
AnotherBrick 07.20.10	and oh ya, thanks to all the users who actually took the time to respond to this. i really did enjoy reading this
witchxrapist 07.20.10	Harro user AnotherBrick c: -My name is Mellany, and I used to be a boy -I've been on female hormones for the past 3 years -I'm currently going to college studying graphic design -That being said, I love drawing, I love painting (I suck at it though), and I love photography -I'm Jewish and people get mad at me about making holocaust references in relation to the sweltering heat of the summer lol -I LOVE hardcore music, especially screamo, and I love metal as well, especially death metal -My favorite color is aquamarine -I'm obsessed with cats, I have two right now, I'll probably have three thousand by the time I'm 30 -I'm a total nerd -I regularly read fantasy and sci-fi books -I play way too many video games -I'm still obsessed with Pokemon -My favorite Pokemon is Trapinch, I mean srsly, that little guy is too adorable -I have way too much Hello Kitty merchandise -My favorite scents are vanilla and raspberry -Sometimes I sleep with my feet at my headboard
witchxrapist 07.20.10	-Am vegan, that's p important to me
8bit 07.20.10	-Trapinch-
witchxrapist 07.20.10	http://pokemon.marriland.com/images/cards/sw/big/sw_115_trapinch.jpg try and tell me that's not adorable
Gmork89 07.20.10	BLEEEEEEUUUUURGH!
East Hastings 07.20.10	tbh, there isn't anything interesting about me. i'm just another 5'11" 15-year-old kid in 11th grade who's obsessed with music and trying to get laid
witchxrapist 07.20.10	just buy some color forms and then you wont have to try
Greggers 07.20.10	Greg; 19; live in the UK. I have two A-levels, one in English Language, and the other in Film Studies; I am still awaiting the results of my Law exams though so I could have three real soon. I work at a local supermarket part-time and have no real aspirations for the future. In my spare time (of which there is a lot), I enjoy listening to music (obviously), playing video games, watching films, playing guitar and going out with my mates. The usual shit, ya know. I'm also a die-hard Opeth fanboy.
FromDaHood 07.20.10	Hey, I'm Nathan and I'm the most boring 16 year old on the planet, but here's some facts anyway - I'm in a Call of Duty clan - My first album was Green Day- International Superhits - I play 3 sports for my high school, but we have a no cut policy so it's not actually impressive - I took 4th place at Forensics (speaking) state tournament - I live in Michigan and whine about it constantly - 13 of the 25 most played songs on my iPod are Taylor Swift Too tired to think of anything else
witchxrapist 07.20.10	mad youngins on here
StreetlightRock 07.20.10	Hello! Cool thread. I'm Alex, 20, form Sydney. I've lived in Singapore and Malaysia for most of my life - cause mum is Malaysian/Chinese and dad is Greek, so as you might figure, I'm massive on travel. Just waiting on uni to start, one more semester to go before I'm graduated from a poli sci/history degree, and I'm also have a weird obsession with philosophy. And music. A truckload of music. Plan on getting into events management after this with the aim of giving Sydney a little bit more culture. That would be my hipster roots showing. I have three (3) pairs of skinny jeans! Writing is cool. And video games. God I'm such a nerd.
witchxrapist 07.20.10	Skinny jeans!!!! :D
StreetlightRock 07.20.10	i know rite
8bit 07.20.10	ya trapinch is pretty cool but hes cooler when he evolves into flygon
witchxrapist 07.20.10	ya but flygon isn't cute c:
qwe3 07.20.10	im qwe i like to qwe and that is my favourite pastime
witchxrapist 07.20.10	que?
Greggers 07.20.10	I also forgot to mention that I'm a massive grammar Nazi, and hate any kind of bad English (spelling, grammar, punctuation); it's the result of studying English Language A-level for two years. I also tend to correct someone if they use bad English during a conversation, and properly piss them off in the process.
pizzamachine 07.20.10	nah.
witchxrapist 07.20.10	Poor.
Enotron 07.20.10	Stephen, 17, NJ I'm working at a local convenience store for the summer, I've been recording small ambient demos on my laptop, and obviously music is my favorite thing in the world. I'm a social lad, I love to go out and I love roadtripping with friends. And when I'm home I like to mess about with my various electronic instruments, go on dear old sputnik, and play my really old play station 2. my favorite movie is memento. my favorite album is Feels by AC. And Brandon's death really hit me, seeing as we were the same age and our birthdays were close as well.
witchxrapist 07.20.10	Me talk bad Englsh.
Greggers 07.20.10	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iSD9lPVY6Q
East Hastings 07.20.10	i only get bugged when you use these faces :c c: just regular smileys :)
East Hastings 07.20.10	woops that was @ rapist
witchxrapist 07.20.10	what's wrong with using c's for smiles? i like the way it looks c:
Dryden 07.20.10	i made a fake email and showed a girl my dick on webcam and till this day she doesnt know whos dick it is
Enotron 07.20.10	dryden that's beautiful
witchxrapist 07.20.10	loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
crazyblinddude 07.20.10	My name is James. I'm 18 years old. I'm going to attend UC Irvine in the coming year. I'm was born and raised in Southern California, in the San Fernando Valley area. My favorite band is Nine Inch Nails (Pretty easy to figure out), though I can find a nice connection with many other bands as well. I love music. It is my most favorite thing to talk about. It's a shame I'm no good at playing it or making it, but I still have an immense appreciation for it. Unfortunately, most of my friends have horrible taste in music, so there's not too much I can talk about with other people. But as a collective, I suppose they have somewhat decent taste, though obviously lacking in many regards. I've come to realize that I'm a pretty lucky guy, in general, and certain things just tend to work themselves out. My life isn't too eventful really. The worst thing to happen to me in my recent life has been my girlfriend breaking up with me, which seems to depress me more than anything for some reason. I probably only really liked her because she was the only female I've ever met that had actual good taste in music. But I don't talk to her anymore, so my life can move on. I'm a fan of many Steam games like: Half-Life, Counterstrike, etc. I love going to concerts. Also, just chilling with friends and playing video games and listening to music is always fun for me. Most of the people I know say I'm a nice guy, so I think it's safe to assume that I generally am. I guess I can get more emotional than guys want to admit, but that's entirely a bad thing in my opinion. I'll think of more if it comes to me.
Bitchfork 07.20.10	I'm Austin. IL. 13. In my spare time, I do the usual blah blah blah, but from 9 p.m. to 4 a.m. I'm a sputnik fiend, perusing the latest updates, users, etc. etc. When on my computer but not on sputnik, I'm a raging ambient/noise music maker, and have gotten the likes of couldwinarabbit and bulldog excited for my upcoming ambient release, so yeah, I find that pretty cool. Favorite movies range from Pan's Labyrinth to Doubt and back to Art School Confidential. Favorite artists range from Joanna Newsom and Stars of the Lid to Whitehouse and Merzbow and, of course, the almighty William Basinski. Favorite Users: RosaParks, AggravatedYeti, TheSpirit, yada yada yada.
Enotron 07.20.10	doubt is a pretty fucking great movie
Dryden 07.20.10	that hurt bitchfork
Enotron 07.20.10	oh and bitch, what programs do you use for ambient composing? I have a bunch of hardware that I resort to, though I do a lot of tweaking on my laptop.
liledman 07.20.10	My name is Ryan and I'm surprised it took this long for any kind of jokes to pop up in this thread. -18 -doing a music degree -play guitar -play basketball (not well) -spend a lot of time on sputnik, usually just trawling through music as opposed to interacting with people most of the time -like books but I don't read as much as I should -like films -live in Melbourne, Australia -been to Japan on exchange while at school, want to go back for longer -want to travel in general -smoke weed
witchxrapist 07.20.10	Since erryone talkin bout drinkin and smokin. -Marlboro menthols -Dank nugs -White wine -Smirnoff watermelon -LSD
Enotron 07.20.10	gotta love cannabis
Dryden 07.20.10	done so much acid this summer so far cant wait till next week omfg
witchxrapist 07.20.10	Marlboro menthols are God tier, user silentpotato. >:[
liledman 07.20.10	i roll champion ruby. sooo much cheaper/better to roll.
witchxrapist 07.20.10	IDK, the normal Marlboro Menthols are my JAM
Bitchfork 07.20.10	Oh No! I forgot Dryden. We converse about pot and acid usage together all the time and both love Khlyst and drone metal. I wish for you to forgive me.
Satellite 07.20.10	Aren't you like 14 Bitchfork? lolz
loveisamixtape 07.20.10	i'm a pretty fun dude. i was a lurker to this site for a while before becoming a member, and i'm one of the few that doesn't hate avenged sevenfold.. but i'm not an annoying a7x fan, haha. TDAGARIM & Waking The Fallen & Constellations are my 3 favorite albums of all time.
Dryden 07.20.10	lets get baked and talk about other memories when we got baked bitchfork
Psilocyanide 07.20.10	Chad, 17. Live in Murrysville, PA. I'm legally a genius, but I don't apply myself too much in school. I spend most of my home time on here, playing xbox, or watching TV. I pretty much only leave my house to smoke weed with my friends. Um... that's all I got atm.
Enotron 07.20.10	some 13 year old tuff who peddles drugs, I swear to god I never even knew what drugs were but are you joking and if not, how the fuck does a 13 year old get access to acid.
tiesthatbind 07.20.10	I'm Austin, 18 years old, I attend the University of Oregon. I'm majoring in business with thoughts of going into accounting. I'm a shy, quiet guy, with a small group of friends, and I appreciate every one of them. I've been a Christian my whole life, but never in your face about it, I prefer to let my actions speak for themselves. I like video games. I'm a big Halo nerd, and I can beat nearly any song on expert guitar on Guitar Hero/Rock Band, and I've never played a real instrument except for a few years of piano a while back. I also spend a lot of time playing Peggle, the best arcade game ever. I'm a sucker for action movies, my favorites are the Matrix trilogy, the Transporter series, 300, Saving Private Ryan, and others. Don't watch too much TV, but my favorite shows are 24, The Office, Community, Psych, Mythbusters, and Deadliest Warrior. My favorite show used to be The Unit before it was cancelled. Getting serious about listening to music only happened about 2 years ago for me, when I was mostly just exposed to radio pop/r&b/hip-hop or the various soft rock Christian CDs that my parents listened to. I started getting into rock music, and two albums in particular cemented my love for hard rock: The Sound of Madness by Shinedown, and Blackbird by Alter Bridge. To this day, nothing has blown me away on first listen like those two albums did back then, which is why they still remain favorites of mine, and probably will for some time. And...that's about it. I lead a pretty boring life for the most part.
Bitchfork 07.20.10	Not joking. Acid is really easy to come by when all you do is hang out with stoners like 2-4 years older than you. Pot, well, come on now. Although at a friend's grad party I tried 2ce for the first time. Oh lord. Walking through the woods with that shit in you is fucking mindblowing.
Dryden 07.20.10	getting acid is so easy
ninjuice 07.20.10	I'm 21. I'm majoring in Mass Communication, Psychology or Journalism, depending on how good the programs are and if I can stand a certain professor. I love art. Around strangers I hardly talk, but when I'm with friends I worry about sounding like a high school chick. I sang in choir until high school when I realized I can't sing very well. Been trying guitar ever since. Christians do a lot of things people dislike. I am one and try to not avoid them. I did 3-month-plus countdowns for the second X-Files movie, Inglourious Basterds and Inception, which says how obsessed I am with movies and X-Files (disappointing...). We're 90% sure I have Aspergers, and I'm gonna start pronouncing it Uh-spergers instead of Ass-burgers.
ninjuice 07.20.10	Oh yeah, I apparently live 3 hours away from tiesthatbind. We moved to Oregon when I was 7 and I've only used the gas nozzle myself 4 times or so haha.
Enotron 07.20.10	nah I've done my fair share of drugs. but i would imagine getting into psychedelics at an early age could be dangerous.
acADHDemy 07.20.10	i forgot to tell you guyz i look EXACTLY like vinny chase if vinny chase was played by john c. reiley...
Enotron 07.20.10	oh and I was singing smith lyrics
Slum 07.20.10	Hrmmm also some more stuff. -Used to dabble in drugs here and there but quit because I didn't enjoy wasting money. -Favorite book is Watchmen (Graphic novel whatever) -I've had anxiety troubles for a couple years now -I play guitar -Favorite video game is Final Fantasy VII -Favorite game series is Pokemon -Would love to be on the radio someday -Want to write for a major publication or become a novelist
VicariousIntent 07.20.10	-My name is Dan. I'm 18 and from New Jersey. -I'll be going to college to major in Music Production starting September. - I play and write my own music but none of my projects ever seem to get off the ground which is frustrating. - I don't really care about cars or sports. -I have a beard. That is necessary knowledge. - I'm huge into comics and graphic novels. I also love stand up comedy. -Not religious or "spiritual"...just interested. -I want to go to Europe so badly it's ridiculous. I hope to live there some day. -I have no Sputnik friends and I'd really like some, because my real life friends are all really stupid. -Music is my life.
Dryden 07.20.10	"nah I've done my fair share of drugs. but i would imagine getting into psychedelics at an early age could be dangerous." or could be fucking awesome
Enotron 07.20.10	dryden snorted ritalin as a baby
Torii 07.20.10	My name in english is Andrew, pero me pueden llamar Andrés :). I'm 16 and I'm from Venezuela; Caracas, like everyone here I love music and I have played guitar for about 5 years, and I play almost everyday. In my free time I play video games (Microsoft banned me from Xbox live for no actual reason :/), I watch anime (Neon Genesis Evangelion been my favorite), read stuff, enjoy art (Zdzislaw Beksinski = god), Tweet, and study. My friends see me as a cool, down to earth guy and a really caring one. I found out of Sputnikmusic when I was in my fanboy phase while searching on wikipedia about Systematic Chaos lol. And when I saw the rating that Mikesn gave to the album (2/5); I got pissed haha, so I entered to the site in order to protect my pride. But then I came to recognize that Mike was right and from that moment I have embraced Sputnik more and more. And so a year has passed... Damn. :) So... yeah =D
Yazz_Flute 07.20.10	this definitely came up before too, but everyone on sputnik seems to be really tall. I myself am about 6"2 185 now and i'm 16. 5"11 at 15 is pretty tall. Pretty sure most or all of the legal adults besides balls are over 6 foot.
couldwinarabbit 07.20.10	@Bitchfork that hurt [2], also the fact you are 13 really impressed me. @ Sea and red sky. lol my most hipsterist friend just gave me that book to read.
KritikalMotion 07.20.10	9/10ths of the time i can't be bothered actually writing a comment even if i want to so i have a pretty low amount of comments considering how long ive been here 18 Not doing much Planning to eventually get to Uni, who knows when I want to do some irrelevant course for no reason, like counter terrorism Western Australia in a silly boring town I'm waiting to move to the city, so i can claim to live in a silly boring city, but it's a bit better. Deadwood is my favourite TV show if you don't count anime. I play CoD competitively on Xbox for dollars(albeit not many dollars) in one of the best teams in my country I actually hate cod in any form past cod2 but hey im good at it However i play most of my games on PC I have periods where i watch massive amounts of anime I currently sleep at 10am and wake up and 5pm, today is an exception I love football(soccer, whatever) and was a fairly good goalkeeper until i got ross river virus im currently listening to mainly hip hop, something i'm glad i finally got into i met transient at a brand new show, lolol I've been on this site for like 4 years now, it's been interesting to watch users come and go. I should probably comment more.
KritikalMotion 07.20.10	house of leaves 5/5
Yazz_Flute 07.20.10	Yeah I got House of Leaves for myself to read after I finish my summer reading for HS
Ire 07.20.10	just added you on fb bro
Dryden 07.20.10	guys whats facebook
East Hastings 07.20.10	"5'11" at 15 is pretty tall. Pretty sure most or all of the legal adults besides balls are over 6 foot." That's me, as well. (5'11) I'm on my way to 180 lbs.
Edwin 07.20.10	Great idea for this list, Brick. I'm Tom, 18 years of age. Currently living with my folks near Newcastle, Australia. Unemployed, but desperately seeking employment to cover my fuel costs. Speaking of fuel, I'm a bit of a motoring nut, and drive a 1995 n/a Supra. One more year until I can get my full license and whack twin turbos on that fucker and legally drive it. As with most of you guys, I love music. Being on this site made me realize just how little everyone around me in real life knows about music, which is depressing. But I've learnt a lot from reading you guys' reviews and stuffs. I'm midway through my first year of uni at Newcastle University, studying Communication, and majoring in Journalism. My favorite author is Anthony Burgess, and I collect first editions of his 30-odd novels. I have a lot of great friends, but unfortunately have little in common with most of them, since my oldest mate of 14 years passed away last year. Willie basically just changed my life with his explanation of the human race being a 'simulation' type thing haha, interesting as fuck. Will look into that now. And the two albums in this list are probably my two favorite of all time. Cheers.
liketotallydude 07.20.10	YO! My name is Gil, I am 28 years old and I live in southern california. I don't think I am that interesting at all. I like to play some video games on occasion, hang out with my family and friends whenever I get the chance. Listen to different types of music. I also enjoy sports a lot too. Of course sometimes I like to hit up a club/bar/lounge once in awhile for some drinks and check out the eye candy lol!. But other than I like to say I am pretty laid back dude. I mind my own business and normally just go with the flow. The End :O) lol
Kiran 07.20.10	um
Schizophrenik 07.20.10	Ok I'm gonna stop being a massive downer for a bit and actually try this - as I said, my name is Ryan - I'm 15 - I play baseball and football for my high school - I plan to play baseball at a higher level, meaning collage, but if that doesn't pan out into a pro career i have no idea what I want to do with my life - I would rather be alone than at a party - I play guitar and bass - I'm pretty much in a Trivium/Bullet for My Valentine cover band (don't ask me how or why i don't know) - I enjoy video games - I plan on running a marathon at some point in my life, the sole reason being that both my parents have and I won't let them feel they're better than me at anything - I, like some of the other people in this thread, am also very interested in how the universe works, and wish I could understand it definitely, but know that I never will.
Yazz_Flute 07.20.10	Yeah I was referring to you with that post august haha, that's probably about where I was last year in size. Wish Max Harkness came on this site still, kid's a fucking twig. 6"4-6"5 but only 150 or so pounds.
Emim 07.20.10	http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=636530322 You now know me intimately. Let's snuggle.
Ire 07.20.10	http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=613539241 I WANT TO SNUGGLE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mordecai. 07.20.10	hi im mordy. i have rocket launchers for arms, im a black guy on tuesdays and saturdays, i race pods (yes, like the ones in star war episode 1) and i live with my mum
Titan50 07.20.10	Liam 17 Britfag Bisexual In love Breathe music and film Consider myself in tune with pop culture Cynical and at times misanthropic but I still love life Sarcastic to the extreme Wish I could paint Plan to study creative writing at uni and yes, I'm part of a whole group of cosplayers
Masochist 07.20.10	Right...I'm going to let you know that this is going to be much, much longer than it needs to be, but since AnotherBrick was the one who made the thread, I'll bite. First thing you ought to know about me is that I'm not all that concerned about hiding my identity online, since I don't think I have too much of an identity to steal. - My name is George, and I'm naturally curious about everything. - I'm a 22-year-old (23 in August) black college student who attends Texas Tech University in Lubbock, TX as a Psychology major/Theatre Arts minor. - I was born on Nellis A.F.B. in Las Vegas, NV, and lived in Vegas for the first 12 years of my life. I then moved to Texas, where I lived in a small town an hour west of Houston before beginning college. - I'm a Christian, of course. Baptist...not Southern Baptist, though. Black, gospel, "...AND THERE HE DIED! HE DIED! OOOOOHHHH, HE DIED!!!" Baptist. - My favorite movie is probably 'Crash'. My favorite book is 'Flowers for Algernon'. My favorite TV show is 'Whose Line Is It Anyways?' My favorite anime is 'Fooly Cooly'. My favorite video game (other than Pokemon) is either Metal Gear Solid, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, or SSX 3. My favorite RPG (other than Pokemon) is Chrono Trigger. - I'm a huge kid at heart. I'm a cartoon addict, especially the old Nicktoons (Doug, Hey Arnold!, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, etc.), and Cartoon Cartoons (Johnny Bravo, Dexter's Lab, The Powerpuff Girls, etc.). I love video games. I also have the entire collection of 'How To Train Your Dragon' books that I bought after watching the movie. - I'm huge into figuring out why people do the things they do. Hardly ever does anyone do something without having a deeper reason than what it appears...at least, in my opinion. - Music is the single largest, most consistent force of influence in my life, outside of my family. I listen to whatever I think sounds good, and I decided long ago not to let anyone else dictate what music I should or should not listen to (I'm black? Doesn't matter, I'll listen to Norma Jean, anyways. I'm a dude? Fuck you, I like Alanis Morrisette). It's that resolution that makes me detest when people put down other people based on what music they listen to.
Masochist 07.20.10	- I've never been drunk (though I do drink). I've never smoked a cigarette. I've never taken any illegal drug. And I'm a virgin by choice (did I mention I was 22?). I can explain, but only if people are curious...really, I don't think it's that big a deal anymore. - My whole attitude towards people is pretty much, "I don't care what you do, or what you like, or what you oppose, or what your viewpoint is, so long as you respect the fact that I'm not you." (To point, I'm a willing roommate to a self-proclaimed pot-head :-P). That's good enough, isn't it? I do like this list idea, and I'll savor this little bit of time when Sputnik is a site of humans as opposed to annonymous usernames.
BeardedIdiot 07.20.10	My name is Edgaras 9yes, NOT Edgar). I'm 20 right now. I live in some washed up Eastern Europe you probably never heard about - Lithuania. I am, however, patriotic. I' m majoring in political science (even though I dislike it quite a bit) and just finished my first year in uni.I'm from those rare "sensitive guys", not an emo that goes on to cut himself on every occasion, just "sensitive". Like all people on this site I love music and now can't imagine my life. Funny thing, because I actually never listened to music seriously until like 16. Anyway, I don't set very high standarts for my music (explains why so much of it gets classified as "sucks" here), as long it doesn't insult my intelligence, it's ok with me. Pretty much the same with other forms of art (literature, movies, etc.) Personality wise-I'm calm if a bit slow guy. I don't like hanging in crowds, have a very few friends IRL, but they are very imoportant to me. If I get dpressed or something (which seems to happen quite often) I enter the "Apathy mode". I like sarcasm and have self-deprecating sense of humor, but those two doesn't translate well into a written language. I'm not to be taken seriously most of the time. I write poems (yeah, they suck), and play drums (really crappy), although I've abandoned my kit since entering university (I couldn't bring it with me, and when I get back home, I have waaay too much other things to worry about). Used to sing very well in primary school, but since my voice changed I (you've guessed it!) suck at it too. I spend a lot of my free time playing video games ( I believe i own around a hundred of them on PS2 alone). I also like cooking (not too god at it too, though) I usually just lurk here at Sputnik, browsing reviews, lists, etc. However, bursts of sudden activity do happen.
Ire 07.20.10	-The name is Ramy. Say it like Raw-Me -17 years old -I have a thing for redhead girls -I play guitar, bass, trumpet, and the bells(i kno rite). -I used to smoke cigarettes but quit earlier this year. -I was born in LA, Calif. I live in Las Vegas, NV now -I was the monster in Cloverfield -My hair is fucking long -Most of my friendships are love/hate relationships *"sup dude" fuck off *: ) : )
Mordecai. 07.20.10	ok guys funny, but i think mine was funnier
Masochist 07.20.10	Fuck me...I know I wrote a lot, but I absolutely forgot that one of the biggest influences in my life has been my dream to be an airline pilot. I love maps, and I love the sight of cities at night (either on the ground or up in the air), and that has made me a huge fan of the SimCity series, which is probably the single most important game series of my life (other than Pokemon). And it all stems from my love of flight. That, and my love of road trips.
Masochist 07.20.10	Also, BeardedIdiot, I feel you on the singing. I was in both school choir and church choir back then. Now I can't sing at all...doesn't stop me from trying!
Captain North 07.20.10	I have a few Sputnik users on facebook, but I don't actually know who they are on here. Your link answered me one of them haha. I'm the Tom on facebook about whom you might have wondered "who the fuck is he?"
Bitchfork 07.20.10	@Bitchfork that hurt [2], also the fact you are 13 really impressed me. I'm only savin the best for last guys. And things to add: bi cynical hates you new ep. mediafire link is in my newest list. actual link posted by enrique.
Dryden 07.20.10	no one in this list has me hehehrhehhehehehhh
Captain North 07.20.10	And for anyone else here who might be interested, although I doubt it: - 18 and in my last year of high school. Can't wait to leave, no uni plans but no solid plans in general - My school is 'selective' which roughly translates to nerdy/smart and typically fairly naive about the 'real' world. This kind of includes me a bit. - I'm short (5'4'') and stopped growing when I was 14. - Australian born with purely English heritage as far as I can tell - Writing is my main talent, but I don't practice enough to be anything really special. - I dream of being the frontman for an influential and critically acclaimed hardcore band lol. - Diagnosed as depressed, suffering from anxiety and just recently as ADD. I might describe myself as an idealist who suffers from being a realist and thus results in cynicism. - On a more positive note, I'm starting to fight my anxiety and finish stuff.
Mordecai. 07.20.10	i have yoooouuuuuuuu
Jash 07.20.10	im really glad you did this man, so ill join in on the fun. im josh, im 19. i live on an island of the coast of vancouver, bc, canada (yes living in bc as i do i smoke weed, but everyone out here does). i have what some call "post-forearms" as i have post-rock related tattoo on both my forearms. music is basically the most important thing in my life, i also paint and do some photography. i play guitar first and foremost, but ill pick up and instrument and try and figure it out. i have a band with just me called Slow Dreams and im on a small indie label called Jeune Ete Records based out of chicago, im also in a band with fellow sputniker aids and we call ourselves spruce moose. if any one wants to check either of my bands out let me know and ill give you a link. as a lot of you do, i spend a lot of time on here, so it would be rad to get to know your fellow bros a bit better.
SlightlyEpic 07.20.10	Sure, let's do this I'm Seb, short for Sebastian. Like the crab. I'm 17 and super reclusive (ie. I can't stand most people). I'm taking A levels at the moment but have every intention of going to Cambridge uni later and studying Natural Sciences there, going down the more physics-orientated route. Although that's only if I get accepted, which is looking kind of unlikely given my lack of resolve. If they reject me I'll just improvise somehow. I spend most days listening to music, mostly hardcore and skramz anymore although I'm one of those fags that say they listen to 'everything'. I've played guitar for a while now but I'm completely mediocre at it. I don't have very many friends and I probably don't deserve the ones I do have, I always forget birthdays and stuff, yeah I'm that asshole. I've been with this girl for about 8 months now and we fight all the time and it's awesome. I'm also seeing Godspeed You! Black Emperor in December and after that I think I can die content. If I could afford it I would probably just be on mind-altering substances all day, every day and completely lose my grip on reality.
Motiv3 07.20.10	Well i might as well get in on this. My name is Robert, im 19 and finished my first year of history with a 2:1 despite missing the majority of my final exam. Love it at uni now despite taking a long while to settle down. Im quite a reserved person in general although i can come across as outgoing though im most comfortable with friends ive known for a long while. In general since being at uni ive spent less time on the internet although now with it being summer and struggling to find a summer job i find myself on here more often now. Love music (obviously), discovered this site whilst looking for reviews of Colors by Between the buried and me....how fitting. I have red head and im quite short at 5ft 8in. Get teased quite a bit for my hair but i don't mind, find it quite fun though it does have its disadvantages. Outside of music, used to be a huge gamer but im not anymore, love sport, football and tae kwon do mainly. Im very huge on tae kwon do, been doing it for 8 years or so now and i love it. Don't get that much time to do it anymore cos of university now however. Managed to get over a depression i had near the end of last year which im quite proud of tho it comes back every now and then, this is for various reasons, some i don't really wanna go into. Thats it for now. Very interesting to read everybody elses.
Apollo 07.20.10	Sure why not: -My name is Peter -I am 23 years old, married for almost 2 years now -I've been playing guitar for almost 11 years and also play drums, piano, bass and I can scream half decently -I am in a band that plays anything from blues to metal and we still do not have a name despite being together for over a year -My parents are both alcoholics and are getting a divorce which is tough shit for me because they have been together for over 25 years -last but not least I have recently been made a member of TMF thanks to Inveigh which is awesome
Mordecai. 07.20.10	everyone is sooo boring. it would be so much cooler if one of you was a jetpack pilot or a pikmin or something
witchxrapist 07.20.10	thrad makin me feel oolllllldddd
Bitchfork 07.20.10	Thing to add. New EP.
witchxrapist 07.20.10	I'm working on a noise EP currently, omg. It's gonna be so anti-climactic and lo-fi.
qwe3 07.20.10	i once took a girl back home with me but when i turned on the light she was a brolga
TheSpirit 07.20.10	Is this really happening? My name is Brandon and I'm from Norristown, PA (although I was originally born in the Poconos). I am currently enrolled in the Philadelphia School of the Arts for culinary and hope to one day manage my own five-star restaurant. I also have big plans for two "gimmick" ideas called "Pretzelvania" and "Wontonamo Bay". For the most part I TRY to be a very lax person, but tend to get anxious from time to time, probably due to weird parental troubles as a kid. Uhh. My favorite color is green and my favorite food(s) are steak and tacos.
Mordecai. 07.20.10	what about steak stuffed with tacos?
TheSpirit 07.20.10	even better.
Bitchfork 07.20.10	How about we be more conventional and eat steak tacos...
Inveigh 07.20.10	wow, I just wasted a lot of company time reading through this (skimming a bit though tbh)... I don't know how much I want to share about myself here, although I've let tidbits slip out here and there since I joined.. so I might come back to this later, but for now I will just say that I've enjoyed reading about you all and genuinely feel I know significant details about quite a few of you. Which is cool and strange at the same time.
BigHans 07.20.10	Brick, nice social experiment here. Proof positive that what people love to do most is talk about themselves. And with that: -I'm about as much a stereotypical midwestern dude as there is (minus the hunting and sister fucking part) - I have a four year old daughter, and am divorced - Because of the divorce, I am a borderline mysoginist unless a woman has old school values. - I believe in sports - I believe in Beer - I like almost every kind of music there is, except Top 40 pop, club orientated hip hop, and hipster elitist underproduced shit -I think that if you don't like AC/DC, you are either gay, trying to be cool, or gay. - I am a Republican - I believe in God, but am not ultra religious per se, although I was raised that way. - I am a huge slob, the only thing I am anal about is organizing my music collection. - I love almost everything about the 80's. It was a better time. - One of my greatest goals in life is to tour the country in a Winnebago with some buddies and visit every baseball stadium
Dryden 07.20.10	i have a child i didnt know about until last year
CutMan 07.20.10	Name's Michael, 20 years old. - I listen to music like most people breathe. Seriously. I know a lot of people say things like that, but I frigging mean it. - I'll be studying music technology in college shortly. I look forward to this. - My favorite movies include Fight Club, Notting Hill, Global Metal, Pi, Se7en, Casablanca, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.... - I am the cookie monster. - I'm a little too quick to rush into a fight or debate sometimes. - I have a musical project/band. Arrested Decay. Currently working on album, hopefully will be better than my slightly rushed EP. I write songs very rapidly, then I slowly perfect them.
Prolapse 07.20.10	my name is daniel and i am 16 years of age but all my friends are 20 years older than me
Yotimi 07.20.10	Tim - 26 - Married - Cincinnati. My mom says I look like Brad Pitt. My wife says I don't. I live for Soccer, music, Chipotle, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Prolapse 07.20.10	http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=618032297 if you guys wanna get serious
Dryden 07.20.10	15 year old kids look up to me. i teach them to disrespect woman
Waior 07.20.10	i'm finishing high school at age 16 and going into english and secondary education at university of british columbia. i love people and ensenada.
Yordy 07.20.10	I haven't been on in a few days, what happened to YouAreMySilence? My name is Kyle Yordy (where the name comes from). I live in Michigan, and aspire to be a professional golfer, but that will never happen. I'm a shift supervisor at Rite Aid, and I really hate it most days. I live with my girlfriend of 5 years, and I'm actually a pretty boring dude.
JamieCTA 07.20.10	Name is Jamie (probably fairly obvious though haha). -I play guitar in the band Called To Arms -I have a degree in Mechanical Engineering and am a practicing engineer -Bought my first house this year -Been married for 9 months
skippingboy123 07.20.10	I am Micah - I am a teenager - I love reading, books I've read are Stephen King, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter, oh and Douglas Adams - I play piano -My favorite music is mellow indie music, though I also enjoy classic rock, love the Beatles, classic punk, and 90s alternative -Most people dont take me seriously on sputnik because I dont like Metal, though I like United Nations, the only hardcore band I like at the moment - I like to draw sometime -I love watching movies, doesnt everybody, my favorite movie is Nightmare Before Christmas, though I do like alot of other stuff like 80s comedies, superhero, sci-fi. - I do one sport, cross-country
Emim 07.20.10	Well, might as well..... - My name is Zach (with a ch only). - I am 18 going on 19 in a few months. - I live in Northern California, but do not surf, ski, live next to movie stars nor have blond hair and a tan. - I have a righteous beard and 'stache. - I have my driver's license and drive a red Mustang convertible (bitch, please). - To echo Masochist, I am a Christian and am a virgin. Not ashamed on either of those fronts. - I don't drink at all. - I don't smoke or do drugs. - I am a Republican/Independent that hates the current administration. - Music is a huge part of my life, and even bigger than that is playing the drums. I play drums for my church and bring some metal and hip hop flavor every now and again. - My mom passed away a little over a year ago, and I've had to grow up a lot in the mean time. - I have been happily in a relationship for the past 10 months (as of yesterday, actually). - I graduated highschool with a 4.2 in the honor roll. I am in my 3rd year of college (I took advanced classes in highschool) but am only a freshman, ha ha. I'll be happy to answer any other questions, even if my life is rather drab.
witchxrapist 07.20.10	Details I skipped: -21 -I have an absolutely adorable boyfriend -I dated a super Christian boy for a few months, and then we got drunk and he was groping me, noticed my wiener and then I guess he beat me up pretty badly because I woke up in the hospital. :c
Foxhound 07.20.10	am 18 aquarius born feb 7 6ft, 155 pds eyes hazel metroid's my favorite video game i have a cat named joker ...idk, i'm stoned lol
BigHans 07.20.10	Witchrapist, you dated a dude and didnt tell him about the whole pre-op thing? Not saying what he did was justified, but really?
Dryden 07.20.10	gonna get baked today cuz foxhound has inspired me
botb 07.20.10	wait what happened to you are my silence?
Foxhound 07.20.10	probably got caught up in that thing called 'life'
witchxrapist 07.20.10	Hans: I was going to see if we worked well together, and if so, tell him eventually, and if not break up with him... I don't really like telling guys unless I want to... you know.
botb 07.20.10	oh i thought he died or something
Inveigh 07.20.10	^he passed away on 7/15/2010
Foxhound 07.20.10	haha that'd be funny if he died and then made a list about it
crazyblinddude 07.20.10	no youre wrong. check out this list. http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=50452
Foxhound 07.20.10	ok that's not funny at all
Counterfeit 07.20.10	-Name is Cayzen -15, gonna be 16 in August -average looking -a bit shy, will make any disgusting joke in front of anyone -pits like to sweat for no reason -favorite band is Limp Bizkit -live in Minnesota -and any other thing aks me about I guess
8bit 07.20.10	So you get yellow birds flapping under your arms?
BigHans 07.20.10	Minnesota rules.
OpethFreak 07.20.10	This has got to be the list with the most comments.
Counterfeit 07.20.10	you know it brutha. and the tmf list had over 400
OpethFreak 07.20.10	TMF????
bailar11 07.20.10	the mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!
SeaAnemone 07.20.10	my self-titled list had nearly 600, I believe Balls had a religion list that got like 800ish, I think there's been many others with well more than this
SeaAnemone 07.20.10	my self-titled list had nearly 600, I believe Balls had a religion list that got like 800ish, I think there's been many others with well more than this
EVedder27 07.20.10	holy tits, what did I miss?
witchxrapist 07.20.10	my list asking what cup size i should go to when i eventually get my bewbs done got p hueg, but then it got dereted because people were saying very rude things to me :c
Psilocyanide 07.20.10	Mappy, C cup gogo.
witchxrapist 07.20.10	ya thats what everyone keeps telling me, most importantly my boyfriend, so ya im just like, afraid of surgery so its gonna take a while and a lot of xanax to go through with it i think :/
Psilocyanide 07.20.10	Just gotta think about whether you'd be happier afterward and if that answer is yes then go do it.
witchxrapist 07.20.10	Ya, I'm definitely leaning towards getting it done, but I'm so scared idk. :/
Psilocyanide 07.20.10	With modern medicine there's not too much of a risk to that operation nowadays. Plus you'll get some nice pain meds.
Schizophrenik 07.20.10	so is your boyfriend like bi curious or just desperate or what? i've never actually talked to a transexual or someone in a relationship with one so idk how that works. i dunno, i just couldn't see myself ever dating someone with a penis, no matter how much they felt like they were a girl.
Counterfeit 07.20.10	WAIT! I got more. My voice is naturally sarcastic, sometimes my friends have to ask me if I'm serious or not. I'm easier to annoy than it is to piss off Axl Rose. I can be very obstinate at times, especially with fucking teachers and most forms of authority, if you don't respect me, I won't you. Lotta people hate me, lotta people love me. I can write a good story when my back is against the wall or I have inspiration. I find it hard to expect my true feelings, I hide behind an emotionless face. But once I get to know you I'll probably trust you with anything. Yea, prolly more but I'll look into that later. : )
PearlDrummer20 07.20.10	My name is PearldDrummer20 and i'm an alcoholic
Yazz_Flute 07.20.10	I don't think a breast operation would be nearly as bad as a downstairs operation but I have absolutely no knowledge of the subject. Do whatever feels right though.
Psilocyanide 07.20.10	Counterfeit, that last bit sounds a lot like me minus the naturally sarcastic voice. Although I am sarcastic often so it's practically the same thing.
Inveigh 07.20.10	when the TMF list was taken down it had well over 700 comments. just sayin.
WatchItExplode 07.20.10	Hi, I'm Ben. I spend almost as much time on Sputnik at work as I do working. I'm late to almost every sputnik party, sometimes go against the grain just because, and have a special talent for killing threads. Also, I like to end my comments with elipses...
Counterfeit 07.20.10	ewww worded part of it weird. I find it hard to show my true feelings* that's better. and haha psilo, noicenoice. SORRY INVEIGH. I only remember seeing it around 400
Yazz_Flute 07.20.10	i'm pretty sure most of the people on sputnik are like that, counterfeit.
Locrian 07.20.10	@AnotherBrick: This is a good idea, but I'm sure half of this is either exaggeration or trolling. Now, about me: I'm 17, and I'm a guy (but you knew that last one). I'm in the middle of an existential crisis. I play about five different instruments in addition to composing and singing. Also I can speak German. There's more, but does anyone care?
witchxrapist 07.20.10	bodominflames, so true im even more scared about that :c
Locrian 07.20.10	I'm just stuck in this mindset that everything we do is meaningless because we're all so similar to each other and therefore everything we've accomplished has already been done by somebody else, and probably more impressively. So there's no way for anyone to be truly unique. I'm sure it's all bullshit and it'll pass, but right now it sucks.
Willie 07.20.10	--I spend almost as much time on Sputnik at work as I do working. I'm late to almost every sputnik party, sometimes go against the grain just because, and have a special talent for killing threads. Also, I like to end my comments with elipses...-- That's me! Now, to that end... Back to the theory that I didn't have time to explain yesterday... The theory uses a lot of the laws of probability to explain itself, but it still seems pretty believable. Anyway, the theory goes that the past is finite and the future is infinite. So, statistically speaking, your chances of having actually been part of the few thousand years of human existence isn't very good. What is more likely, though, is that in the future when computers get a bit more power, it will be very easy to simulate any human culture from any time period and that you're just part of that. That's the basics...
witchxrapist 07.20.10	Locrian: use that as motivation to strive beyond mediocrity.
Counterfeit 07.20.10	and the first to delete said party. ; )
Schizophrenik 07.20.10	@Willie so like The Matrix?
Ire 07.20.10	300
AnotherBrick 07.21.10	holy shit i got to read a lot
Willie 07.21.10	Ha ha. I leave a ton of shit alone and I did negotiate a spam list for you guys to BS in. No, not like the matrix at all. Under that theory, we don't have physical bodies plugged in somewhere and we don't exist except as part of the program. We're just part of some simulation.
AnotherBrick 07.21.10	haha Greggers you have to fucking hate my grammar skills holy shit ties! the unit was my favorite show as well dude dryden, acid is impossible to come by where i'm at. fucking sucks Masochist do you know a Harold Brown, by any chance?? and whats your reasons for never getting drunk/illegal drug or any of that? i can relate to never smoking a cig, since i havent either. haha you mean Tomonov?? thats you? crazzzy what post-rock tattoos jash?? i'm incredibly jealous of you getting to see Godspeed Epic "i have a child i didnt know about until last year" no idea if that is true or not but that made me laugh pretty damn hard foxhound also brought some lolz you should watch the "through the worm hole with morgan freeman" on the episode about who is the creator. it goes into some detail on that willie
Counterfeit 07.21.10	haha, was just playin man.
PuddlesPuddles 07.21.10	Scott, 19-year old dude. I go on here every day but not for the people. Most of you are great and funny, but I stop in to see what's hot or not and I check out. Every once in a while I post or review... Music has swept me away from Earth since 10 and I sat behind the drums, learning different beats to R&B, Funk songs, Rock... All radio-friendly stuff. I used to jam with 2 of my best friends, one backstabbed me unnecessarily, and the other one is addicted to shrooms. I fell hard for music and dedicated every ounce of love and hate toward it. Never did drugs. Tried marijuana, and it was a downgrade from my natural mood/ecstasy. So I stopped and continued with music. I'm now beginning work with a project that's in the talks for playing Bamboozle and opening for Brand New. I only know music and I only know extremism. I find that when in love, I'm too demanding and expecting and often disappointed so I stick with music which causes me to become sort of a loner. When around people, I act like the nicest guy but I'm secretly longing to go back to my sanctum and practice, practice, practice. I have extraordinary passion for my few loved ones and would take a myriad of bullets for them and that isn't just a saying for me. I have probably an abnormal amount of energy in me which often leads to insomniac and depression, but I take it as it comes. I often can't communicate in real life or in writing so I actually write to myself, for myself in a wordpress blog. I taught Martial Arts for 8 years to kids, loved it. I love murder mysteries, natural mysteries, travel, physical fitness and anatomy. I'm very fascinated in female anatomy and not even in the perverted way. And the perverted way. I find it hard to trust people and I don't forgive or forget a god damn thing. My friend who I've had since elementary school who backstabbed me has left my life for good within the range of one day and I haven't looked back since. I'm actually dealing with me possibly being a detached, cold person when it comes to people besides family. There isn't one person I can say that's in my life that I cannot banish without flinching and I prefer it this way. I'm pursuing music and if you cross me, I'm trampeling you. But if you respect me, I will give you my left arm when needed without hesitation. There is on in between with anyone. In a nutshell, I love the supernatural, Earth's gifts, extraterrestrial gifts, and true love.
PuddlesPuddles 07.21.10	There is no in between with anyone **
Yordy 07.21.10	Wow this is taking off pretty well. Sweet. I always find it hard to talk to a lot of my friends about music, because they all pretty much listen to one genre. I like being able to come on here, and interact with people who listen to wider ranges of music.
Blindsided 07.21.10	-I'm Joe, 21 -Live in MN -Currently going to school to become a drug/alcohol counselor -My mom died when I was 14 from cihrosis of the liver because she was an alcoholic hence the drug counselor career. -I suffer from daily chronic migraines that have thankfully subsided in the last couple months due to a wonder medication. -I've been dating the same girl for 3.5 years and I have no idea how she puts up with me. -I spend wayyy to much company time on Sputnik. -I have a beagle named Lucy that I named after a Beatles song, bet you can't guess which one... -I really wish I could play the drums. -I also wish I was more motivated to write reviews for this site.
dylantheairplane 07.21.10	So I haven't been online much lately so this is all kinda news to me. can someone tell me what exactly happened with Brandon? Sounds like a terrible situation :/
Zizzer 07.21.10	Wow, I now feel a lot more lucky to have so many friends who like good music. My high school has traditionally had a great concert choir of over 100 people and it was just as popular as any of the sports for some reason. The vast majority of the guys in choir also played football, basketball, soccer, baseball, or tennis so I guess that's why I have lots of friends interested in good music.
Jash 07.21.10	@AnotherBrick i love how you actually read my previous comment, i like what youve started with this list. now for the tattoo's: on my right forearm i have the flying cats and the hammer of hope from the liner notes of Godspeed You! Black Emperor's "Yanqui U.X.O.". i got it because godspeed is and will always be my favorite band. the influence their music has had on me is just too much to explain, so i thought i'd get it as a mark of how their music has influenced me. on my left forearm i have the word Takk, which we all know is a sigur ros album. i got that tattoo because sigur ros's music is so beautiful and has inspired me a lot and because the word means thank you, or to be thankful for, and im thankful for the everything i have and the life i live.
Jash 07.21.10	that'd be dope. im definatly going to get a pink floyd tattoo at somepoint. dark saide was my first "favorite album", and david gilmour is tha shit
Psilocyanide 07.21.10	Eh Wish You Were Here is there best album.
luci 07.21.10	About Me: - I'm 18 years old - Most likely the only Sputniker from Bahrain. I'm also fluent in Arabic. - Born a Muslim but now an agnostic - I go on Sputnik nearly every day. I'm known as the 'music guy' within my social circle (like many other users I suspect) -- My favorite album is In the Aeroplane Over the Sea. - My favorite song is Post-Youth. - I sometimes come off as anti-social but that is just because I tend to socialize only with close friends. I've never really valued having many friends. I prefer having a few people in my life that I can open up to and trust completely. The most important person in my life is my best friend. - Will be going to UCLA in the Fall to study Chemical Engineering. - Girls aren't really my thing, so I don't mind the sausagefest here ;)
Psilocyanide 07.21.10	Question: Does that mean homosexual or you just think most women are annoying. I'm alright with either one, just curious.
Psilocyanide 07.21.10	WYWH has that emotional aspect to it.
Ire 07.21.10	Dark Side is better than these bros sputnikbros : )
DiceMan 07.21.10	Sup I'm Nate. I'm kind of an oddball sometimes, especially when I feel really comfortable with who I'm around. Just turned 18 a few months ago. I'm really sarcastic, to the point where nobody ever knows when I'm joking and when I'm being entirely serious. It isn't as bad as you'd think, I usually just get weird stares and chuckles like "oh shit this guy is totally nuts". I love to hang around with friends and watch movies and slam beers and shit. We're visiting all the counties in Iowa for shits and giggles this summer and we've been to about 3/4 of them and had many an adventure along the way. I work at a salad bar which is loaded with shit you probs shouldn't eat, and idk what it was but after watching all the morbidly obese people shove their faces with cheesecake I decided to change my life a little. I lost 40 pounds in the last year by running a hell of a lot and shit like that. Fun Facts: I have double jointed fingers I won "Best Laugh" in my High School Class unanimously-in a class of 300 people. I constantly bitch about how much I hate humans as a whole but it's not always entirely true. I'd just like to get to know them all better. Favorite quote ever: "To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else." -Emily Dickinson
Emim 07.21.10	Hai gaiz, I'm still open to snuggling.
Prolapse 07.21.10	i'll snuggle i'm cold
Obfuscation24 07.21.10	Cool idea AnotherBrick But anyways - I'm Mike, born and raised in Atlanta. -Just turned 15 last week -I'm one of the most sarcastic people on Earth, but people take it wrong so I may seem like an asshole at times even though I'm not o: -Besides music I'm really interested in psychology (Would like to study schizophrenics in particular to see how their minds truly work) and sports (Lakers for basketball, Red Sox for baseball, Georgia Bulldogs for college football) -Used to play a lot of sports (Football, Soccer, Basketball) but had to stop cause I broke so many bones (broke my foot twice, snapped both bones in my forearm, broke my hip, broke my other arm, and a few smaller injuries) -I'm really laid back the majority of the time, I hate being in the spotlight -I'm an Atheist, and I've actually thought it through rather than those who just decide to do it to be cool. I try to respect others beliefs though. So yeah, it's cool to get to know everyone around here a little better!
8bit 07.21.10	Born in the A Raised in the A when I did my durrt, I ain't gon' say. Shit, I was gon' grow up and be a gangsta anyways.
lobby 07.21.10	-19 -all i want in life is power -i study health sciences -i'm white but i fucking love asian girls especially south korean, and metal chicks -i spend time pretending to be a spy/ninja, snorting wizzfizz, eating, hunting animals in the street, repeating words over til they lose their meaning, da normal shit
CutMan 07.21.10	http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=633173621 ARE YOU MAN OR WOMAN ENOUGH TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK?
klap 07.21.10	21, born in Orlando, FL but go to school in Los Angeles as a music industry major (go Trojans!, fuck you NCAA). currently working at a music publishing/licensing company, one more year left in college then hopefully going to law school in L.A. have played drums for 11 years, favorite movie is Almost Famous, favorite artist is Elliott Smith, not religious, parents divorced, all my siblings are way older than as i was adopted (youngest sister is 28, oldest is 36). i hate cold weather and love whiskey. have been partying way too much since i broke up with a long-term girlfriend but i believe it's improved my writing while destroying my liver and nasal passages. basketball is the best sport there is facebook.com/klap4music
Shrapnel94 07.21.10	My name is Sean. I enjoy music. Mostly of the good variety. I am spending the majority of my summer vacation sitting in front of my computer with my headphones on, considering getting a job but not really doing anything. I record music, but usually covers because I have no faith in my own creativity. That's all.
witchxrapist 07.21.10	You sound so fun!!!!
NumbWalrus 07.21.10	My name is Adam. I'm your roommate (for one more week), and i agree that it's really gay that all of our schedules are so fucked up. Fuck work. Fuck this summer. I'm ready for school to start haha...
AnotherBrick 07.21.10	haha jash i wouldnt of posted this if i wasnt going to read it. pretty sweet tats though. Diceman...are you from iowa? and have you been to polk county yet? haha adam, and why's it only 1 more week? you wouldn't of ditched your best friend to live with your girlfriend, now would you?? :)
Trundle 07.21.10	*posting in a huge thread*
bungy 07.23.10	edited my comment because you guys r dum
bungy 07.23.10	I like music too
SlightlyEpic 07.23.10	bungy your name isn't cole change your name for me
sniper 07.23.10	Missed this. I'm Shane. I love all of you but some more than others.
AnotherBrick 07.23.10	bungy is lying
Metalstyles 07.23.10	I'm Magnus, a bearded 17 year old from a little place called Estonia which no one really knows much about. I've played floorball for 5-6 years, though I quit a little less than a year ago. I like beer, lots of it, and I'm not ashamed one bit. Besides music I'm interested in antique-and-medieval cultures, sports in general, and journalism. I've got a beautiful girlfriend of 2.5 years who I love and I won't let anyone touch nor harm her (really, I'd take a bullet for her without having any second thoughts). I avoid sites like facebook and orkut since I find them pointless and hence I remain as a shady figure as far as looks go. I've got a solid amount of friends, but I consider only 4-5 of them as "real" friends, the kind that always help a brotha out. I'm generally an open minded person, though I'm a bit awkward with people and am definitely reserved and a bit shy as far as personality goes. I know good humour when I see it, but mainly I'm not that great at cracking jokes myself, even though I still make them and occasionally come through haha. I like to think stuff alot, although that is also a downside at times, as sometimes I overthink situations to my disadvantage. I'm a generally kind and relaxed kind of guy so yeah, peace sputnik.
sniper 07.23.10	Alright... I'm Shane and I'm 18 years old. I was born in Columbia, South Carolina but I live in San Jose, California now, which is good because SC kinda sucks and my family isn't even from there anyway so I'm still not entirely sure wtf my parents were thinking. But anyway, I go to San Jose Sate University, where I'm working on a major in jazz studies. I've played guitar for 7 years and I have been in a series of shitty bands that weren't mine, and then one really cool one that was mine, but we broke up and now I'm a lonely musician. But not really, because I have plenty of friends and a gf for 2(!) years. I would consider myself a really easy person to know. I live to play music, listen to music, hang out with my girl and occasionally get drunk or take acid. Favorite band is probably At the Drive-In, and if I had to pick a favorite album it would be Jane Doe.
sniper 07.23.10	P.S. This is a cool list.
AliW1993 07.23.10	Im 16 (17 in a few days) and from the north of England. Music and sports are my only two hobbies really, I do enjoy writing but I can never really find the motivation to do it. Im pretty shy so it takes me quite a while to get to know people properly but I do value true friends above probably everything else. Im also a really bad perfectionist and I get really irritated with myself if I do something wrong.
bungy 07.23.10	Brick: Not lying Slightly: Change it to what?
SlightlyEpic 07.23.10	change it to bungy for real so i can scream it in the throes of orgasms as we make passionate love
HugCrewLoveRoll 07.23.10	I'm Jimmy, 18, Canadian: - I live in québec - My first language is french - My favorite band is Underoath - My favorite song is Panasonic Youth - The Dillinger Escape Plan - I do vocals ( both harsh and cleans ) in a band called Human Fate, we've been together for 6 months and play melo-death - I played in various band ( Pop-punk, death metal, metalcore, Black Metal ) - I've been playing drums for 8 years - My favorite movie is Pan's Labyrinth - I love sarcasm - People keep telling me to cut my hair - I have a mustache and it's cool - My cat is called Tony Stewart - Weed gives me panic attacks - I'm constantly drunk at work - I'm going to university and want to be a teacher - I love reading, my favorite book is Pillars of the Earth - I smoke too much - My favorite harsh vocalist is Spencer Chamberlain - My favorite clean vocalist is Dallas Green - My first show was Avenged Sevenfold w/ Protest the Hero back in '05 - Best show I've ever been to was Sick of it All - I'm addicted to Rockstar Energy Drink - I love to dance in clubs even if people mistake me for a girl too often - I love to make out with random girls - I don't have a single shirt that isn't a band shirt - The highlight of my life was when I met Andrew W.K. - When the new Underoath will come out I will jizz in my pants Add me if you enjoy rough sex : http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241861351
bungy 07.23.10	ok....done How do you pronounce it anyway? Like with a j sound or like a normal g?
SlightlyEpic 07.23.10	i pronounce it with a j sound it would be weird otherwise
bungy 07.23.10	Good...now I can run the scene of you screaming my name during the throes of orgasm in my mind more accurately.
sniper 07.23.10	I always thought it was with a g sound. Like how a little kid would say bunny "lookit tha bungy!"
EVedder27 07.23.10	I suppose I'll do this: -I'm Mike from NY state -I'm 21 -I like sports almost as much as music -I'll probably end up working in the state government in the near future -my favorite TV shows include The Office, early Simpsons, and several others -I play guitar -going to graduate from College in December
londoncalling457 07.24.10	A little late, but whatever. -Kevin -17 -I'm from a town about 25ish miles north of Philadelphia but I usually just say I'm from Philly because it's easier -I've played drums for 7 years, and guitar for 4 -I've been in various bands with various friends and have settled around a tightly-knit jam group -My true best friend is in a therapy home for 2 years and I'm not allowed to see him when he gets out -I have a love/hate relationship with some of my other close friends but consider my oldest ones to be family -90% of my friends do drugs - I don't -I suffer from insomnia and OCD -I currently have a 4.0 GPA in high school and plan on going to college to become a teacher or psychologist -Gave up my dream of making a living off of being a musician awhile back because it's not realistic but I would love to have some time when I'm older to still travel around and play gigs with my friends -I like to read if I'm in the mood - I'm content with the fact that besides hanging out with friends/working, my summer has consisted of lazing around in my basement watching TV, playing Xbox 360, and listening to music
ConsiderPhlebas 07.24.10	-John -Live in Burton on Trent, England. A brewery town filled with varying shades of violent alcoholic. -mature student, studying Eng Lit. Bout to start second full year. -Got more than 50% of my body tattooed -I'm a good writer, a half decent poet and a godawful musician -5 years into a relationship, planning on marriage and having kids after uni. Looking forward to it. -Favourite games are Portal, Halo and Mass Effect 2. -I felt a glimmer of real emotion about one of the characters in ME 2 -favourite film's always been Rocky, probably always will be -The majority of my mates have moved away/abroad and I intend to do the same. Probably gonna go Germany. -Out of uni I read cheesy shit like Warhammer 40K novels about giant dudes in powered armour killing each other to bits. -For my philosophy module in my foundation year I submitted an essay based around the ethos of Rorschach from Watchmen and got an A+ for it. -Hoping to become a uni lecturer and published writer -I despise the English police force but have no problem with the concept of the police or authority in general.
HugCrewLoveRoll 07.24.10	^^^^ Do you play in a band named Gallows?
ConsiderPhlebas 07.24.10	No, I'm even worse than that
witchxrapist 07.24.10	why dont you all grow up?
lobby 07.24.10	witch: He's "a godawful musician" so yeah, probs
JWT155 07.25.10	Here we go, my name is Jim, I'm 20 years old and will be a Junior at Penn State at University Park, was an Engineering major but currently I'm majoring in "No fucking Clue...". Been an avid gamer until the last year, guess it's me growing up and losing interest in it. Always known as the music guy at college, dj at parties and constantly have friends bringing me flash drives to get music off me. Raised in an ultra-conservative Christian home but college has liberalized me a bit and has given me the chance to find out who I really am and what I believe and why. Play on the club baseball team at school as well. Currently I've been not here much due to my job working at Kennywood Amusement Park in Pittsburgh PA 60+ hours a week (Same place Adventureland was filmed, yea, I work at Adventureland bitch). That's me.
Synesthete 07.25.10	Hey guys. My name is Max, I'm 19 and I'm from Ludington, Michigan. I play guitar and I'm learning drums. I'm majoring in philosophy and theology at Aquinas College, second year. I'm doing this because I believe in Christ but need to figure many things out. I'm a fan of metalcore, especially the ultra-derivative bands that so many people find boring/lame. I like to run, play Final Fantasy/other nerdy games, and watch Flight of the Conchords. I work at Little Ceasar's. That's me!
Counterfeit 07.25.10	Oh yeah, I have a hetero life mate. similar to silent bob, but not as awesome. i am like jay, but likewise not as awesome snoogans
Nikkolae 07.25.10	amazed i didnt see this earlier well im Nicholas and i hail from guatemala city, born here, lived most my life in london and now i moved back here with the rest of my family i think i play guitar but i sing mostly cos im good at it i guess age 22 years idk i will pretty much listen to anything, then discard it, then i will listen to it again and discard it again and finaly when ive listenend for like 10 times straight i will start to pay attention, loveeeee to draw, been drawing since i got a memory and i will also learn how to tattoo one day used to work as an assistant to a member of the parliament back in england but got fired and decided to live life again and move back to my home country where i work as an asistent to an engenieer who desgins fire-proof stuff on buildings, im currently a freshman and am studying psicology on college
CelestialDust 07.25.10	i'm danny, 20 live in new jersey, commute to rutgers thinking of going to grad school for environmental science i play the alto sax jim conti from streetlight manifesto went to my highschool, and he had the same awesome band director as I did.
Counterfeit 09.11.10	John has no junz
JWT155 09.11.10	This was a good list.
Counterfeit 09.11.10	mos def
Counterfeit 09.11.10	vital info right there
Nikkolae 09.11.10	for trolling he means, jk
Urinetrouble 09.11.10	never dud ths so yeah -My name is julien -im 16 -0i live in fountain, colorado -current job is working at a record store -i attend ffchs high chool -i am sputniks stoner rock expert -besides music i like hockey, basketball, D and D, marvel comics, batman, movies, television, hanging with people, etc. -ive only had one girlfrined who broke up with me after 2 months -and mah penisis is sloppy seconds
Counterfeit 09.11.10	can delete this bro
Counterfeit 09.11.10	ugh, fuck you sputnik, fucking up my formatting
Counterfeit 09.11.10	Updating my Sputharmony profile. - Name is Cayzen - 16 - Live in Stillwater, MN - I came to this site with no music knowledge, now I'm some elitist prick type - I'm not annoyed as easily as I was however many months ago - Not nearly as shy - In love with someone who's in love with someone else - Never sleep - Almost always have a fruit punch Arizona in my hand - Spend wayyyyy too much time on Sputnik - Need to get a job, and my license - I don't really take anything seriously, unless I can tell that it is, like, serious, or something - I am the nicest asshole you will ever meet - I usually put my friends before myself, often taking the blame for shit - Smooth ass liar - Got sexified hair youz all jealous of - Fav band is still Limp Bizkit, suck it Reindeer Games - I'm not the best at showing real emotion, so I try and use brash comedy to make someone feel better - I'm willing to endlessly debate something - Say some filthy shit in front of people, yet they still love me - I'm kinda-sorta unhappy, but only ever show it to my best friend, everyone else would have no idea why - I don't hate, I'm indifferent to most people that have a distaste for me. I just say fuck 'em Okay, that's it
Counterfeit 09.11.10	nah, i won
JWT155 09.11.10	I'd fuck her, not let her talk though, annoying bitch...
Counterfeit 09.11.10	haha. Did she say that?
Counterfeit 09.11.10	Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. lol. Oh well I guess, I'm smarter than her though, I know it.
Counterfeit 09.11.10	Oh yeah, to expand upon the elitist thing. I'm a total music elitist who still listens to Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, some Korn and probs some other shit.
Counterfeit 09.11.10	hahaha
qwe3 09.11.10	im qwe i like to qwe
Counterfeit 09.11.10	we qwe together sometimes
qwe3 09.11.10	qweqwe
wyankeif1337 09.11.10	Ryan 16 - Junior Live in San Rafael, CA Sorta liked music until I joined this site; now I'm a complete post-metalhead Fave bands include Isis, Rosetta, Meshuggah I'm a patriotic conservative Christian kid - In other words, I don't belong in the Bay Area. I do crew (rowing) I'm a geology geek I like hot foods I've played guitar for 6 years, and am learning bass I'm fucking awesome http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1354395498
foreverendeared 09.11.10	I am William Thompson White IV I play D&D once a week I play Magic a few times a week. I play Arkham Horror a lot I collect Japanese toys. I watch anime I will do anything considered nerdy for the sake of being nerdy. I buy books and read all the time my favorite author is Fyodor Dostoevsky but I usually read sci-fi/fantasy novels I encrypt my hard drive so the government won't have shit on me Kobe Bryant is my favorite basketball player. fuck off. I've never been offended my entire life I'm tripping while I'm typing this. I have a Canon 30D and I take photos of shit but no one really knows so so don't call me pretentious I will pee in your face.
Counterfeit 09.11.10	pretentious fuck
sniper 09.11.10	oh shiiiieet man, you gon get peed on in yo face.
Counterfeit 09.11.10	i aint skurred
foreverendeared 09.11.10	I trippin
TMobotron 09.11.10	what happened to YouAreMySilence? I tried to find an answer here but there was a lot to skim through. EDIT: Nvm, passed away. Damn that sucks I don't know how I didn't hear about that. RIP.
Maniac! 09.11.10	400 comments on probably one of the best lists in a while. Hey Aaron.
Hecksplosion 09.11.10	Right lets do this: -My names Chris though everyone calls me Kit -20 years old -Live in Sydney Aus -Studying Contemporary music and Marketing at uni -Listen to far too much music as with everyone else on this site -In the time im not on Sputnik or at uni I work at JB Hifi (a music/home entertainment store for those not from Aus) -I love skiing and am qualified as an instructor -Play alot of videogames -Pretend im cool to make myself feel better -Brand New makes me cry oh and i play guitar like everyone else
Counterfeit 09.12.10	i wanna hear more about merriweather
iamnotchan 09.12.10	"- Got sexified hair youz all jealous of" fuck yeah 'feit!
witchxrapist 09.12.10	I'm ghetto, I'm on top of the game. This shit I'm pushin'; pure bassline muscle, I fuck up the whole dunk over. Denied Christic, ya seven foot sinner, saw my nuts in his face. OH SHIT - the crowd missed it, now the Nets have to regroup and call time out. I feel exhausted from the stomach up, I shit a rhyme out. Cobra on my hat spit a rhyme out. Nigerian queen feed the king diamond cereal. That some shit you won't even bring close to ya fuckin mouth. Golden dogs walk around the fuckin house, with navigation connected to ya bitch eyebrows.
merrriweather 09.12.10	hi counterfiet
JustJoe. 09.12.10	Hi, I'm Joe. I'm often late to the party. I make random comments every now and again. I wrote a review once, and no one really cared. I like music a bunch. Yeah.
Counterfeit 09.12.10	tell us about your sexcapades
Emim 09.12.10	I like to tape my thumbs to my hands and pretend I'm a dinosaur.
JustJoe. 09.12.10	I just read your "Chasing After Shadows" review, and felt the need to pos. So I did.
iamnotchan 09.12.10	i like to sit on my hand until it gets numb and then masturbate they call it a stranger
DiceMan 09.12.10	Still a good list.
merrriweather 09.12.10	well i just lost my virginity on 9/11 so i dont have too much to talk about.
Emim 09.12.10	"Naturally, yet stupidly, I asked what she was doing." Ha ha ha
Counterfeit 09.12.10	thank you for sharing, user josh d. lofl
Emim 09.12.10	Sounds like a bad(?) cinemax movie.
iamnotchan 09.12.10	"She was such a whore." sounds like wife material to me
merrriweather 09.12.10	wait josh arent u gay??
Emim 09.12.10	Bad insult is bad
iamnotchan 09.12.10	"so the relationship ended pretty horribly" do tell
iamnotchan 09.12.10	i disagree
iamnotchan 09.12.10	that's weak Josh
iamnotchan 09.12.10	well telling both is better we can see both sides of you
Counterfeit 09.12.10	doitdoitdoitdoit
iamnotchan 09.12.10	you don't have to do that just tell what happened did she cheat on you?
iamnotchan 09.12.10	doitdoitdoitdoit[2]
merrriweather 09.12.10	wtf ewwww
Jethro42 09.12.10	Hi I'm Dan from Québec, Canada. I've been working for UPS (driver) for fifteen years. Now I want to re-oriente myself, prly in music or something related in. I'm a long time drummer perc/vocals, and I did lots of gigs in bars and stuff you know. I'd like to give some drum lessons in a near future, and also professionaly I'm interested in doing some audio/video productions, playing and occasionally writing music. I have a 13 yo son named Francis. Life is great.
iamnotchan 09.12.10	that bottle thing is really dangerous cuz it can create a vacuum and get stuck in there i once heard of a chick that had that happen to her she had to go to the doctor with the bottle sticking out her vag! he broke it very carefully, only way to get it out
Emim 09.12.10	"It was *actually* kind of gross." I didn't really expect anything else.
Jethro42 09.12.10	who are you chambered
iamnotchan 09.12.10	"im really starting to get to know the users" maybe too much?
Emim 09.12.10	I'm just waiting for the next episode where Josh D. and gf make a visit to the zoo.
iamnotchan 09.12.10	"asks u to take a survey then u hang up or yell at me" lol! i hang up tbh cuz yelling would be rude
Emim 09.12.10	Hey, I have a beard too.
DiceMan 09.12.10	I tell them the person they're calling for is dead.
iamnotchan 09.12.10	sounds like a rough job dude
Jethro42 09.12.10	haha nice chambered
DiceMan 09.12.10	So you're not a black woman who was heavily influential on civil rights movements in the 50's working with Dr. King?
iamnotchan 09.12.10	"So yeah RosaParks is kinda weird. But we all are" uh... not as weird as you
DiceMan 09.12.10	It's ironic that you're calling him a faggot when you are, in actuality, the one who is the faggot. Not hatin' just sayin'
Jethro42 09.12.10	Rosaaaaa
liledman 09.12.10	shit this thread still going
Emim 09.12.10	"It's ironic that you're calling him a faggot when you are, in actuality, the one who is the faggot. Not hatin' just sayin'" Ha ha ha
Zanders 09.12.10	-Removed-
Zanders 09.12.10
Winsomniac 09.12.10	I have trouble sleeping. This message posted at 3 a.m.
Zanders 09.12.10	-Removed-
kangaroopoo 09.12.10	I see dead people
Winsomniac 09.12.10	Josh D. is like a normal sputniker, but for teh lulz.
GnarlyShillelagh 09.12.10	Yo should I tell you guys about me or does nobody care
Zanders 09.12.10	Go for it.
RippingCorpse 09.12.10	if you want but if its longer than 2 lines i will tl;dr
GnarlyShillelagh 09.12.10	Yo so basically I am just a normal dude about to start college. Pretty pumped so I can get laid 'cause my girlfriend and I broke up and I haven't had sex in like a month. I love music and sputnik and when I get drunk I have this need to be liked and I always feel like everyone doesn't like me so I get slightly depressed but at the same time I'm drunk so like not really. I also feel that way when I'm on sputnik. Please love me guys also I don't know if I should tell you guys my name 'cause my mommy might get mad at me if she finds out cool guys thanks for reading
JamieTwort 09.12.10	Hi, I'm just about to start University, studying photography, which is my other main interest besides music. Feel free to have a look at some of my photos on flcikr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/39199059@N08/
foreverendeared 09.12.10	my name is will, i haven't been laid in over 9 months. not by choice... sorta
AnotherBrick 09.12.10	Oh man looks like you guys are getting to know each other
tiesthatbind 09.12.10	Almost 500 legitimate on-topic comments on a list. I'm impressed.
DiceMan 09.12.10	ties read everything by Josh D before you say it's on topic
wyankeif1337 09.12.10	It ain't just him.
Countess 09.12.10	"Josh D. is like a normal sputniker, but for teh lulz." lulz
East Hastings 09.12.10	Lol JamieTwort really likes ducks
Counterfeit 09.12.10	I'll forever root for the Vikings.
Counterfeit 09.12.10	yeah. that was me dawg
Counterfeit 09.12.10	500
East Hastings 09.12.10	501
McCopper 09.12.10	Greets -My name is of no importance since I don't really like it or feel that it reflects a certain part of my character -I'm 17 years old -I'm not going into much detail now but yeah I had to post here
RippingCorpse 09.12.10	i rape small animals
AnotherBrick 09.12.10	no you don't
RippingCorpse 09.12.10	ok ok fine i am an animal lover i rape humans instead
Counterfeit 09.12.10	i seened it
Obfuscation24 09.12.10	woah this thread is fucking huge now
AnotherBrick 09.13.10	ya dude. it got pretty crazy
Foxhound 09.13.10	my name is foxhound
SteelErectedb4you8er 09.13.10	Steve is my name. I am 27 years old. -Been a music lover since 12. My tastes in music range from brutal death metal to 50s and 60s soul/r&b. I love pre 1980 Country as well. -I am a vocalist in a death metal band called Fable of Deceit (www.myspace.com/fableofdeceit) -I am a vocalist/guitarist in a stoner sludge band Poor Bastards Revolt! aka PBR! (www.myspace.com/poorbastardsrevolt) -Been playing guitar for 14 years and I am not as good as I should be, but I am a good riff writer. -I am about to move to Texas to start a whole new journey Did this other guy die or something?
kangaroopoo 09.13.10	no porking hounds or roos please
kingjulian 09.14.10	This is the most interesting thread I've ever read on here. Here 'goes. - I'm Daniel King, and my username is indeed a reference to the Madagascar character King Julian, the lemur. - I'm 20 and I got into music fairly late in life (14 or so) but I love to listen to, discover, write and play it (guitar, piano, drums). - I'm a tall, skinny white guy who desperately needs to get back in shape. - I'm a Christian who's doing his best to not be an idiot about it like so many Christians unfortunately do. - My girlfriend and I are looking to get married soon and we want to work with organizations that serve girls who are forced into human trafficking and prostitution. - I think ThirtySixChambers, SilentPotato, Andcas, East Hastings, Climactic, RedSkyForMiles, Bloc and Hollier are chill users, tho I'm sure I'm forgetting a few.
Gorification 09.14.10	METH.
Oceanus 09.14.10	Thread is so cool. I'm Jared, I'll be 20 on Halloween, and I've been creeping around here since the reviews were in the forums (and don't tell anybody, but I submitted a few of those shitty reviews). Played guitar for about eight years and love everything about music. I share love for both all things in the humanities and all things science, and believe that both enrich life in mutually beneficial ways. I'm currently studying Psychology and Great Texts (with a little bit of Neuroscience and Classics thrown in there as well) at a university. I'm generally an incredibly bashful person, but I have no problem talking with someone who wants to.
witchxrapist 09.14.10	Okay, real info. Name's Matt, I'm 21 years old. I'm currently attending art school. I have a noise project that I'm really into even if nobody else other than the other dude in it are into it. I love drawing grotesque/surreal faces of things and sharks and such. I'm 6'6". I rep Dipset. I'm the best vocalist of all time. None of you can handle my hate mosh.
Curse. 09.14.10	My name is Josh, I'm 20. I am going to College as an English major, but plan on joining the Peace Corps when I graduate. I have no talent whatsoever when it comes to playing music. I have pretty fucking amazing harsh vocals but can't sing to save my life. I am 5'11" and built like a linebacker despite the fact that I don't really work out that much. I also work full time paving.
DiceMan 09.14.10	I am a vocalist/guitarist in a stoner sludge band Poor Bastards Revolt! aka PBR! Hahaha I get it, you hipster-beer-drinking whore.
witchxrapist 09.14.10	I bet I'm a better vocalist than him.
Prolapse 09.14.10	- i'm 33 - i live in my moms basement - i'm so lonely - somebody hold me please
killrobotmusic 09.14.10	Finally saw this... I'll bite. My name is Ian and I'm turning 23 in a few days. I currently live in Northwestern New Jersey (USA), but I rather would be living either in Quebec City or somewhere in Vermont. I graduated Magna Cum Laude with a BA in English this May, and I plan on eventually entering a Masters and/or PhD program for literature (though I need to narrow it down to a specific focal point). Besides that, I am a huge music fan. I play guitar for two bands, though I would rather be playing in a project more similar to my current tastes. I also would really would like to pick up the banjo at some point. Other hobbies include skiing, longboarding, hiking, auto racing, and going on various adventures around the east coast with my girlfriend.
Intothepit 09.14.10	I'm am Johan Vandersmoot(not the killer, just a weird coincidence) I'm 72 years old. I'm not married, but have 18 children with 42 women. My children's name's are Johan, Johan(a), Johan(b), Johan(c), Johan(d), Johan(e), Johan(f), Johan(g), Johan(h), Johan(i), Johan(j), Johan(k), Johan(l), Johan(m), Johan(n), Johan(o), Johan(p), Johan(q), and Bill. I've been suffering from the -idis for years now. I have 12 cats, all of them named Cat. My current girlfriend looks a little like Jessica Alba, and a lot like Dick Butkus. My penis is two inches. From the ground.
theacademy 09.14.10	lol english degree + longboarding. fail.
botb 09.14.10	3/10
Obfuscation24 09.14.10	I'll hold u prolapse
Slum 09.14.10	Cat(a) Cat(b) etc or just Cat?
Intothepit 09.14.10	Just Cat. Cat's my favorite of the 12.
Slum 09.14.10	I'm sure it's a pleasant cat.
BSX 09.14.10	Probably just Cat. Anyway if you want to know about me just ask.
Intothepit 09.14.10	Cat's a pleasant cat, but Cat's a total bitch. Cat has many different personalities, while Cat seems to think he's better than Cat. Cat has gone blind since his last doctor's appointment, and Cat has only 3 legs. Cat actually has a nickname, it's Tripod.
BSX 09.14.10	You are the most interesting man to have ever existed
Intothepit 09.14.10	I know. Fuck Dos Equis
killrobotmusic 09.14.10	@ The Academy Why do you say that?
Slum 09.14.10	I feel like I need an in-depth character study of all of your cats. Please.
Intothepit 09.14.10	I'll write out a thesis for the next meeting.
BigHans 09.14.10	Eggplant.
Prolapse 09.14.10	i tore a picture out of my art teachers thesis
BigHans 09.14.10	I used to masturbate. Profusely.
Prolapse 09.14.10	i am right now what dya know
LegendofPittman 09.14.10	This is awesome, and I have been wanting to know you guys better because honestly I don't have many friends. My name is Joshua Pittman, I am 19 and live in a small, old mining town called Ducktown, Tennessee (It has slightly more than a 1000 people, srsly guys). I graduated High School last year and I am going to the Atlanta Institute of Music next Fall semester. I am taking this year off to improve myself musically. I am a guitarist, but I also play a little Drums and Bass. I am starting to write my own stuff and hope to have a page up soon. My 4 favorite things to do are listen to music, play instruments, play video games, and hang out with my girlfriend who I have been dating for almost 1 and a half years.
Prolapse 09.14.10	there are 600 people where i live so ha
Intothepit 09.14.10	My name is Becky, and I am a college student with an urge to explore! :-)
killrobotmusic 09.14.10	My high school's graduating class had 120 kids... and that was from four towns combined.
Prolapse 09.14.10	there's like 550 people in my school and only like 100 people finished last year
LegendofPittman 09.14.10	Whoa Prolapse and killrobotmusic really? That is crazy. I am glad to know I am not the only one who comes from a super small town. EDIT: LOL, There was 300 in my entire High School and that counts the 7th and 8th grade who were in another hallway as well.
killrobotmusic 09.14.10	Yeah it's actually a mix of yuppies and hicks out here... pretty strange.
climactic 09.14.10	teen from NJ I luv muzak and pr0n
Intothepit 09.14.10	I'm a 12 year old Asian Math Major at Harvard with a 4.3 GPA
LegendofPittman 09.14.10	Here, it's 99% hicks not kidding. They are seriously racist. An African American family moved into the area and their house was burnt down!
Intothepit 09.14.10	Sounds like my type o' town! YEEEEEHAAAWWWWW!!!!
LegendofPittman 09.14.10	I know right? WANT SOME CHEWIN TABACCI?
Prolapse 09.14.10	in my town the cathedral got burned down on christmas day
Intothepit 09.14.10	Yea, gimme somodat chew der, boy! I'ma go git me somodat good ol' whiskey down by the saloon, and den go find me a blackie!
LegendofPittman 09.14.10	^ That's crazy. It's quite the opposite here. Everyone is a religious nut, but contradictory of their religion etc.
Jethro42 09.14.10	omfg thread is gonna last til Armaggedon
TBliss 09.14.10	Tony 22 UK History Degree Play Guitar Friendly Cats Books Vampires 'n' stuff Anime
BigHans 09.14.10	i like chewing tobacco [2]
TBliss 09.14.10	akira and ghost in the shell - obviously haha, apart from those, Ninja Scroll, Vampire Hunter D, Spirited Away (love all studio ghibli). I love the old Aeon Flux series too from the mid nineties. Hellsing, Gundam Wing and Neon Genesis Evangelion rule too.
killrobotmusic 09.14.10	I had a brief experience with dip. It's fun because you can do it just about anywhere.
Curse. 09.14.10	I smoke way too many cigarettes to be alive
TBliss 09.14.10	nah, Aeon Flux was not too well known really, and the movie version was just rubbish, but it was a really cool, quirky tv series.
LegendofPittman 09.14.10	Akira, Vampire Hunter D, Evangelion, and Gundam Wing? YES!! Deathnote is one of my personal favorites although I am a Dragonball fanboy.
TBliss 09.14.10	i keep hearing about deathnote, looks like i need to get on that.
LegendofPittman 09.14.10	It doesn't have too much action, but it is just genius and thought provoking. Plus the theme song that kicks in halfway through the show is sooooo beast.
AnotherBrick 09.14.10	you should probably quit, curseworship.
BSX 09.15.10	@LegendogPittman - Do you live in KY!? EDIT: Ha ha ha no one cares to ask me anything xD
Counterfeit 09.15.10	Imma Ruff Ryder
Curse. 09.15.10	nah, I don't feel like quitting
LegendofPittman 09.15.10	BSX: no close, Tennessee lol
iamnotchan 09.15.10	i am 16 yrs old live in southern California am currently a male hope to change that in the coming months always been attracted to boys vaginas are gross but imma get one cuz guys like them i've never masturbated before tried giving myself a bj, couldn't reach :( any questions feel free to ask
AnotherBrick 09.24.10	omgz that is probably the funniest thing i have ever read in my life ..................
Emim 09.24.10	what is this i don't even
Jesuslaves 09.24.10	I'm Jesuslaves. I'm 20. I attend a crappy community college. I like metal, hard rock, comedies, and I'm also the only male on the planet who regularly watches SVU and considers himself a fan of the show. I am not gay. My sense of humor doesn't translate too well on the internet, so I'm much funnier IRL. I don't smoke but I love the smell of cigarettes for some reason. I have probably the worst diet on the planet (I'm gay for Doritos and buffalo chicken) but I sure don't look like it. I play an unhealthy amount of Xbox/Halo. Don't particularly care for parties or big nights out, would much rather stay in with a couple of people and chill. I'll think of more useless facts about me later. These are all true btw.
theacademy 09.24.10	Oh man looks like you guys are getting to know each other
alt 09.24.10	hi my name is alt and im an alcoholic
McCopper 09.24.10	--->am currently a male ---> currently wat
LG 09.24.10	Im somebody. I got 20 teeth i think. I hate spiders. I like music and video games. and I'm 19 without a drivers licence :(
TheAngstyVirgin 09.24.10	My name is Carol I have 5 children, 6 of them girls I like smoked meat and canned herring for breakfast, lunch, and dinner My husband/brother's in prison for giving Wilford Brimley diabetes. I only watch Antiques Roadshow I have a clubbed foot. I don't have stomach, I just eat and shit from and in the same bag. I like gatorade, but hate gatorade.
Jesuslaves 09.24.10	^^I feel you, only got mine recently.
LG 09.24.10	It sucks not being able to drive yourself around. I'm tired of asking/paying peoples to take me places.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.24.10	My name is Carol I have 5 children, 6 of them girls I like smoked meat and canned herring for breakfast, lunch, and dinner My husband/brother's in prison for giving Wilford Brimley diabetes. I only watch Antiques Roadshow I have a clubbed foot. I don't have stomach, I just eat and shit from and in the same bag. I like gatorade, but hate gatorade.
Ire 09.24.10	osdm 09.24.10 [Report this Post] grow up faster and learn to drive sup fade
FadeToBlack 09.24.10	Ire 09.24.10 [Report this Post] osdm 09.24.10 [Report this Post] grow up faster and learn to drive sup fade lol thats not me
crowing51 09.24.10	wow This shit has allot of comments lol.
Counterfeit 10.06.10	luv u gaiz
coneren 10.06.10	first time here, hello
Counterfeit 10.06.10	so guys if you wanna make sweet love some time just shoutbox me
AnotherBrick 10.06.10	oh shit. almost to 600 comments
Counterfeit 10.06.10	cuz i keep bumping it randomly every few weeks :)
AnotherBrick 10.06.10	aww feity, you're such a doll
Jesuslaves 10.06.10	i was recently called sputnik's worst user.
AnotherBrick 10.06.10	well i used to like you but you left me off your last list : (
Jesuslaves 10.06.10	we've had limited interaction and you're not a thrasher. :/ i have a sequel planned where i rank my least favorite users, so be happy you're not gonna be on that.
AnotherBrick 10.06.10	haha thats true dude, i guess i haven't talked to you too much on here. and psh, i'm way thrashy, i mean..i listen to the black album and all
eternium 10.06.10	All lists envy this list.
Jesuslaves 10.06.10	yeah well metallica is obv the best band evar. FUCK ETERNIUM FOR RUINING 600.
AnotherBrick 10.06.10	crazy thing eternium is that most of it is actually serious conversations
RubberDucky 10.06.10	i am a rubber duck, i live in the bathtub. i am currently studying aquatics at the university of oregon i have been told that i am the one
coneren 10.06.10	fuck
eternium 10.06.10	I think my comment is rather appropriate to be the 600th one. Didn't do that on purpose though.
iamnotchan 10.06.10	i am not chan the end
Emim 10.06.10	My name is Emim and iz b n ur mind, steelin ur thoughtz
deathofasalesman 10.06.10	Hey dude, I'm salesman. Seen you around the threads but haven't really connected with ya. What's up man?
fr33convict 10.06.10	My name is Alex Goodenough and I am an apparently awesome songwriter for an apparently average and generic metal band.
DiceMan 10.06.10	Ehh. I'm not generic I'm actually just a tad eccentric. But only when I feel entirely comfortable around someone.
Jesuslaves 10.06.10	Stepparents suck.
Jesuslaves 10.06.10	No I mean REALLY suck. My stepmom (or former stepmom at this point) pretty much blew my life to shit with some of the garbage she pulled.
OvrotLivesAgain 10.06.10	I love my parents.
Edwin 10.06.10	Me too, but I know so many people with awful and/or annoying parents that it makes me feel ill.
deathofasalesman 10.06.10	Stepfather remake is pretty much Disturbia with that dude from Niptuck instead.
OvrotLivesAgain 10.06.10	Me too, but I know so many people with awful and/or annoying parents that it makes me feel ill. [2] I'm the only in my group of friends that likes their father.
Emim 10.06.10	What pisses me off the most are the kids that actually do have great parents, but they treat them like shit.
bloc 10.06.10	I love my parents too. What pisses me off is when people think they know everything about me based on this site.
tiesthatbind 10.06.10	^123 to both of those comments.
maidenpmccc 10.06.10	I love cock in my bum and mouth orifices
foreverendeared 10.06.10	Emim speaks the truth. My parents are pretty great parents, but they have really terrible personalities
heyadam 10.06.10	My name is adam.....obviously I'm almost 18 Music is everything I play football I work at a pizza shop and I live in ohio but am moving to cali after high school:p
heyadam 10.06.10	oh and i'm christian too, not obnoxious about it though
Counterfeit 10.06.10	hi. im sputniks whore. love me and ill love you. hate me and ill be apathetic and troll you. love you gaiz.
Prolapse 10.06.10	do you make good pizza adam?
Counterfeit 10.06.10	okay, rosa, since you asked first ill go with you
Emim 10.06.10	"I love my parents too. What pisses me off is when people think they know everything about me based on this site." I think the only thing I've learned about you is that you live in Cananada
Spec 10.06.10	I'm Steve and I live in Canada! Umm.. I used to do vocals for one of my old bands and drummed for a few different ones. Hockey's pretty awesome. Drinking's pretty awesome... I'm a cashier. Yeah that pretty much sums it up.
bloc 10.06.10	Not you specifically Zach, and besides I've admitted that I live in Canada. I was just referring to people assuming things or making judgment about others. Maybe not to me, but I've seen it a lot on this site.
Deviant. 10.06.10	Uh oh, I've angered big Daddy Bloc
Counterfeit 10.06.10	meanie
bloc 10.06.10	Dang it Dev, I posted that first post early this morning. It just happened to be bumped during the haterade.
patroneyes 10.06.10	im griffin. suck my dick
wyankeif1337 10.06.10	dibs
patroneyes 10.06.10	deal
Counterfeit 10.06.10	I fuck my hand every once in a while.
OvrotLivesAgain 10.07.10	Me Too
AnotherBrick 10.07.10	hey now, this isnt what this thread was supposed to be for
tinkrbel 10.07.10	"Uh oh, I've angered big Daddy Bloc" awww you call him daddy? guess you guys have decided to take the next step in your bromance
Ire 10.07.10	tinkirebel
heyadam 10.07.10	my pizza is especially delicious prolapse! :p
Counterfeit 10.07.10	i love you sputnik kids
Emim 10.07.10	"Not you specifically Zach, and besides I've admitted that I live in Canada. I was just referring to people assuming things or making judgment about others. Maybe not to me, but I've seen it a lot on this site." First name basis! Can't wait for the kisses goodnight.
Counterfeit 10.07.10	So, you fags want to be friends on fb? I had an anti sputnik thing but im friends with ramy and kris now so wtf ever
tapitforever 10.07.10	my name is john and i have a severe social anxiety and i love noodles
Emim 10.07.10	You just gotta keep it clean on there, cause my family and such can all see it.
merriweather 10.07.10	my name is neeka and i fucking hate the users on this site because their all mean to me. so no i don't want to get to know anyone unless they would be nice to me.
Counterfeit 10.07.10	http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000509790417 add me dicknuts
Counterfeit 10.07.10	oh, and if you randomly do random users, tell me who you are cuz i dont want to be friends with skippingboy123 or some shit
tapitforever 10.07.10	you must realize that most sputnoobs are scrubs and nothing they say should be taken seriously
Obfuscation24 10.07.10	i would add u but then it might develop into u stalking my every movement, adding all my friends getting my address and phone number then doing horrible things
Emim 10.07.10	I'll be nice :) Will do, feit.
tapitforever 10.07.10	john clifford - facebook, girls only
Obfuscation24 10.07.10	666 COMMENTS NO ONE ELSE COMMENT!!! wait fuck
Emim 10.07.10	667 Neighbor of the beast
robertsona 10.07.10	hi im alex i play piano im cool
Thane 10.07.10	I'm Eirik from norway, 20 years old. play guitar in two bands, my guitar is a fender jag. I also like to fuck around on my Kaossilator. other than that I watch Curb your enthusiasm, eat kebab, read and listen to music. I also fail at life when i'm outside of my room/practice spot.
LG 10.08.10	Only thing you need to know about me is...that I got dibs
AnotherBrick 10.08.10	I was waiting on balls to come in for the kill on 666
Foxhound 10.08.10	Ok here is Foxhound ready to be lost among this epic thread. My name is Brian Angel Risner-Santiago I was born Feb 7th, 1992 Aquarius I'm a college student in Southern California Me and my younger brothers attend church on Sundays. Struggling with meth addiction First came to this site as Killer9 My fave bands: AFI, Coheed & Cambria, Circle Takes the Square, The #12 Looks Like You, Circa Survive (many more) I hope to join the Navy sometime next summer. I am currently going to school for RN courses but am in the process of changing my major to chemistry. I have a wonderful female cat named Joker. Rough sketch but I tried.
Foxhound 10.08.10	hahaha I know it's funny I laugh every time.
AnotherBrick 10.08.10	Wait....you're killer?
Foxhound 10.08.10	Yeah.. As well as a lot of other alts I no longer use. Sorry I use to love messing around on this site.
DiceMan 10.08.10	I knew you were Killer9 because of your perpetual boner for AFI.
tinkrbel 10.08.10	"Hard to believe isn't it? " I'm flabbergasted
heyadam 10.10.10	"667 Neighbor of the beast" Total win
literalsurrealist 10.10.10	Well, I'm an art student at UCF. Also, I was on here before as ninjacat11.
GodspeedEmperor 10.10.10	my name is ben rosenblum, but you can call me rosenblumpkin
qwe3 10.10.10	no one knows qwe muahahahahaha although thane i like your style i too eat a lot of kebabs
theacademy 10.10.10	whoa you guys r really getting to know the users!
BSX 10.11.10	LOL no one cared enough to ask me
Locrian 10.11.10	Academy always knows how to make me laugh.
AnotherBrick 10.11.10	ya right qwe. we're facebook friends, myspace friends, twitter followers, and sputnik lovers
ConsiderPhlebas 10.11.10	You think everyone here is a highly functioning member of society?
ConsiderPhlebas 10.11.10	Still seems like a generous evaluation
couldwinarabbit 10.11.10	@someguest A stupid person is less likely to get a radiohead, brian eno or isis album then a smart person. Also smarter people are sadder sadder people do two things more listen to music and go on the internet thus sputnik users would likely be more likely to be smarter individuals
robertsona 10.11.10	lol
Deviant. 10.11.10	"A stupid person is less likely to get a radiohead, brian eno or isis album then a smart person. Also smarter people are sadder sadder people do two things more listen to music and go on the internet thus sputnik users would likely be more likely to be smarter individuals" Its funny how you were talking about stupid people while writing that
foreverendeared 10.11.10	"I like animals more than I like people" ahhh you're one of THOSE And I wouldn't say I'm a highly functioning member of society. I'm 25, only have 35 credit hours, taking classes online and getting unemployment checks, so I hardly ever leave the house unless it's to hang out with the few friends I have left that haven't moved out of this shitty state. So yeaaaahhhh....
ZippaThaRippa 10.11.10	This is fucking ridiculous
Ire 10.11.10	i don't know what's going on in this thread but i just wanted you guys to know that i'm starting a drone band called Cun Tripper
heavenpraysed 10.11.10	Oh lol big list lol
foreverendeared 10.11.10	lol I know they're around here somewhere I can't be the only one
foreverendeared 10.11.10	what?
BSX 10.11.10	@someguest - you must study alot then
foreverendeared 10.11.10	well, to be fair to myself, the reasons I have for not graduating yet are personal, not laziness. My sister was murdered so I kinda took a break from life for a while
BSX 10.11.10	Ah I see, I used to think it was joke when hearing "college isn't for everyone" but now I think I'm one of those people. It feels more like hinderance than anything else, then again I never did like the place I'm living for like past 10+ years. Maybe I just need to gtfo
foreverendeared 10.11.10	It's because you live in KY bro. I feel your pain. It blows here you def need to gtfo
BSX 10.11.10	LOL yeah, I don't where I'll go though. . .
iamnotchan 10.11.10	"A stupid person is less likely to get a radiohead, brian eno or isis album then a smart person." and a smart person is more likely to know the difference between "then" and "than" than a stupid person, regardless of the kind of music they listen to
foreverendeared 10.11.10	in fairness English isn't his first language I'm pretty sure, so yeah
foreverendeared 10.11.10	well, i've been to Michigan and you all ARE terrible drivers
iamnotchan 10.11.10	"in fairness English isn't his first language I'm pretty sure, so yeah" well THAN that changes everything
BSX 10.11.10	LOL come stay in KY for 12 years and say that to me again
foreverendeared 10.11.10	"@foreverendeared: wtf bro?" i mean, people do suck, but animals are only good for food and the occasional donkey show
foreverendeared 10.11.10	12? amature. I'm working on 25
Emim 10.11.10	"A stupid person is less likely to get a radiohead, brian eno or isis album then a smart person. Also smarter people are sadder sadder people do two things more listen to music and go on the internet thus sputnik users would likely be more likely to be smarter individuals" It's amazing that I already knew it was rabbit just from reading the quote... GIVE ME FIVE METAL ALBUMS THAT ARE BETTER THAN MY "INDIE" BANDS!
iamnotchan 10.11.10	"but animals are only good for food and the occasional donkey show" ever wonder why there aren't any horse shows? seems like it wouldn't be much of a diff just curious as to why only donkeys are used
bloc 10.11.10	I was hoping it wouldn't be rabbit who said that. JUST ONCE.
BSX 10.11.10	@foreverendeared - OMG GTFO NOW!!! I will not be here for 25 years, I've seen and experienced shit no one should ever have too. Not saying that things would've been rainbow and sunshine if I lived somewhere else but damn one f**ked up thing after another takes a toll on you
Emim 10.11.10	@bloc: Dude, I'll have to find the thread I was arguing with him in last night. I'll shoutbox it to you.
bloc 10.11.10	It's okay Em, I really am not interested in stuff like that.
Emim 10.11.10	IT'S TOO LATE, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA But really, I already found and sent it before I checked back here.
bloc 10.11.10	BAAAAAAAAH
Emim 10.11.10	You're not going to let all that hard work go to waste, are you?
bloc 10.11.10	I actually am ;)
foreverendeared 10.11.10	"ever wonder why there aren't any horse shows? seems like it wouldn't be much of a diff just curious as to why only donkeys are used" very good point i dunno lol "@foreverendeared - OMG GTFO NOW!!! I will not be here for 25 years" lol I know. i'm beginning to understand what goes thru people's heads before they off themselves
BSX 10.11.10	KY . . . makes people off themselves!
Emim 10.11.10	"I actually am ;)" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
foreverendeared 10.11.10	I'm looking to go into become computer forensics and they get to travel so I'm excited about that
Ire 10.11.10	i'm making cun tripper t shirt 8 bucks each two for twelve dollars
DiceMan 10.11.10	What does someone in computer forensics do?
Emim 10.11.10	"Awesome. In one instance he knows a kid who's getting paid 50% more to work overseas than he would here in the US. I'm talking 6 figures with big corporations." It helps when their dollars aren't worth like 60 cents...
bloc 10.11.10	I'm thinking about moving to Dubai after a few years once I graduate, with the plant construction going on there it may be a good idea for me to.
liledman 10.11.10	he passed away a day or two before this list was made. died in his sleep apparently.
Kiran 10.11.10	"In one instance he knows a kid who's getting paid 50% more to work overseas than he would here in the US. I'm talking 6 figures with big corporations." don't know where overseas you're referring to but asia is amazing for foreign work prospects. good salaries, much lower cost for a higher standard of living, and companies generally treat you very, very well (i'm in china doing an internship and i have a driver picking me up for work everyday). when i finish university, i am almost certainly going to look for jobs outside europe.
AnotherBrick 10.11.10	someguest come to iowa. it's uhh...very enjoyable
theacademy 10.11.10	"much lower cost for a higher standard of living, and companies generally treat you very, very well" tbh this is all relative. this actually sounds like Iowa to me. or even st. louis or phoenix. living in ny is so xpnsv
climactic 10.11.10	is this list bigger than that "Convictions" list got?
Jesuslaves 10.11.10	i gotta get my ass to arizona
Kiran 10.11.10	"tbh this is all relative. this actually sounds like Iowa to me. or even st. louis or phoenix. living in ny is so xpnsv" never been to iowa or phoenix but idk i'd much rather live in singapore or bangkok :s
theacademy 10.11.10	lol who am i kidding im never leaving ny
Jesuslaves 10.11.10	i really don't want to live anywhere where english isn't the language
Bitchfork 10.11.10	I'd prefer Tokyo tbh.
theacademy 10.11.10	also english isn't 'the language' here, buddy
Jesuslaves 10.11.10	'Why not? You can learn it once you get there (or before).' i suck at learning languages. elaborate academy
Kiran 10.11.10	tokyo is the most expensive place you could possibly choose bitchfork but its really really cool
Jesuslaves 10.11.10	does it even matter at this point if we're conservative or liberal?
Jesuslaves 10.11.10	no don't get me wrong i think we're fucked either way
theacademy 10.11.10	english is not the official language of the u.s. it's just the most commonly used we don't have an official language
Jesuslaves 10.11.10	'english is not the official language of the u.s. it's just the most commonly used we don't have an official language' well look at you. either way i want to live somewhere english speaking.
wyankeif1337 10.11.10	This thread is really fucking long.
DiceMan 10.11.10	Captain obvious strikes again!
qwe3 10.11.10	no it isn't
ZKG777 10.11.10	hi I'm zkg777 and despite what you might think i am not who you think I am omg I'm so mysterious
foreverendeared 10.11.10	"What does someone in computer forensics do?" too lazy i'll just quote wiki: "a branch of digital forensic science pertaining to legal evidence found in computers and digital storage media.... The scope of a forensic analysis can vary from simple information retrieval to reconstructing a series of events."
Emim 10.11.10	"Paid in American dollars Emim. " I was just getting in my shameless plug. "As soon as this country goes conservative, I'm gone." Good thing it's not even close to going conservative, eh? "english is not the official language of the u.s. it's just the most commonly used" For all intents and purposes, English is the official language. Over 80% of immigrants stress learning English in they intend on staying in the country. But who cares; this thread isn't remotely about that.
Counterfeit 10.20.10	Mark my words, this will reach 1000 comments.
Counterfeit 10.20.10	Well I bump it every week or so. Sometimes more. So it will make it.
AnotherBrick 10.20.10	oh sup list
Counterfeit 10.21.10	Hey. Come one guys. This is a respectable thread to get to know each other. What have I done...
Deviant. 10.21.10	This used to be a great thread
Obfuscation24 10.21.10	Sorry Deviant, feit made us do it
JustJoe. 10.21.10	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/38253/Tanya-Morgan-Brooklynati/ I think people should read my review, and discuss the validity of golden-age revivalism in today's hip-hop climate as it pertains to such groups as Tanya Morgan and whether such revisioning is a legitimate attempt at artistic expression or just a misguided attempt at carving out a niche for oneself as an artist through instantly recognizable conventions.
Obfuscation24 10.21.10	K time to leave this thread alone and come back in a week or so
TheBloodTypo 10.21.10	I'm TheBloodTypo. I go to college at Texas A&M, I recently lost 65 pounds but I'm still fat, I'm ambidextrous, I have a hard time taking other people seriously, and I work for the biggest aircraft engineering firm in the world: Lockheed Martin.
Motiv3 10.21.10	holy list still going
TheBloodTypo 10.21.10	Well now.
AnotherBrick 10.21.10	oh ya, read the description again and the first 100 comments if you're confused why i made this list.
TheBloodTypo 10.21.10	Yeah, I did the whole "introduce myself" thing after I read all the comments trying to get this to 1,000. Sorry about that.
fr33convict 10.21.10	Shit got moderated or deleted by Brick.
theacademy 10.21.10	i'm theacademy i'm just an outta control chick who's down for anything XOXO
Emim 10.21.10	I'm Emim and I am currently reading There's a Wocket in my Pocket! Yeah.
Josh D. 10.21.10	wocket
Emim 10.21.10	Nah, I'm just happy to see you.
Jebull 10.21.10	Oh, Hi.
Josh D. 10.21.10	I'll give you a grown up.
Jebull 10.21.10	Disturbing.
Emim 10.21.10	No no no, like this: o hai
Josh D. 10.21.10	Hi, dude.
Jebull 10.21.10	=( my bad for sure oh and while i'm here, My name is Ethan, I live in Alabama. I go to college for god knows what right now (history major atm) and I work at CVS, and listen to shit tons of music all the damn time. Yay. ..oh and I play guitar and occasionally trumpet..
Josh D. 10.21.10	My dab, bawg.
Jebull 10.21.10	So how bout that fish sandwich?
crowing51 10.21.10	Give me back that Filet-O-Fish. Give me that fish.........HA
Josh D. 10.21.10	Remember the episode of The Office called The Hot Girl? Michael thought he was going to take Amy Adams home from work, and then he had the temp (Ryan) help him clean out his car and there were a ton of wrappers from Filet-O-Fish's? The dialogue us awesome.
crowing51 10.21.10	I am gonna go watch me some of The Office now :)
Ire 10.21.10	sup
EuphoricDysphoria81 10.21.10	"I am gonna go watch me some of The Office now :)" Reported.
tapitforever 10.21.10	they call it the swanson
Counterfeit 10.22.10	YOU'RE ANOTHER BRICK But seriously, getting to know me better? My best friend is moving to Arizona in like 3 days and it sucks huge balls. Oh and life is basically a whirlwind of shit right now. But I'm stayin positive!
Josh D. 10.22.10	Let's all pile on, but we will still be positive afterward, ok?
Counterfeit 10.22.10	yes
Oceans 10.22.10	holy shit 778 comments???
Strider 10.22.10	wow
AnotherBrick 10.22.10	don't worry feit we're practically neighbors so I can be your new best friend
Hawks 10.22.10	Damn this thread has been bumping for like 3 months!
Counterfeit 10.22.10	:3 Will you buy me cigs too?
AnotherBrick 10.22.10	Nah bro but I'll buy you all the alcohol you need
Counterfeit 10.22.10	omg thats even better
DiceMan 10.22.10	Cigarettes are fucking disgusting.
Counterfeit 10.22.10	if you're a pansy
taroo 10.22.10	Children! Drugs are bad for you!
DiceMan 10.22.10	You're right, increasing your chances of getting various types of cancer and acquiring large amounts of tar in your lungs by inhaling various types of chemicals is super manly.
AnotherBrick 10.22.10	i only smoke stuff if it gets me high. i've never seen the appeal to cigs, but that's just me
Counterfeit 10.22.10	everything gives you cancer these days, no need to try and avoid it. besides, way more people die from second hand smoke than actual smokers ;)
Counterfeit 10.22.10	but seriously, its a quick, cheap buzz that i can afford at any time, compared to weed. that being said, i shmoke both, but only weed if it's where im at.
Jesuslaves 10.23.10	its so weird. i don't care for smoking cigarettes, but i love the smell.
Dryden 10.23.10	what about cigars
Enotron 10.23.10	"way more people die from second hand smoke than actual smokers ;)" "According to the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), over 54,000 people die annually in the US alone, from secondhand smoke exposure." "People who die each year from their own cigarette smoking: approx. 400,000" idiot, unless you were joking.
whywontyoudie 10.23.10	this thread is ridiculous. my name is Dustin. i'm 17. i play piano, bass, and used to play trombone in marching/jazz band at school. i'm a sponsored skateboarder. i'm socially awkward, but it doesn't really affect making friends and whatnot. i don't drink or smoke, but i'm not necessarily against either. i play WarCraft 3, Minecraft, StarCraft, Uncharted 2, and Counter Strike Source. i'm the only person i know of in my town that still buys cds. i don't like to talk about religion or politics because of how heated the conversations get, but if anyone asks then i say i'm agnostic and liberal. i live in Georgia. i honestly love the southern hospitality to death, but i hate the close-mindedness here. yep.
CelestialDust 10.23.10	my death better also spawn a sputnik list of over 800 comments
Deviant. 10.23.10	And still going......
Josh D. 10.23.10	801
Emim 10.23.10	Cigarettes are disgusting. I do love the (faint) smell of a good pipe though.
tapitforever 10.23.10	this fuckin thread
Josh D. 10.23.10	Thread rules. AB should be Emeritus just for making the longest list ever.
sniper 10.23.10	I wish I didnt smoke
DiceMan 10.23.10	I wish you didn't either for some odd reason. Just a shit-ass thing to get hooked on.
seifer 10.23.10	name's krish(name's indian) and i'm from mauritius. i'm 21 and communication engineering student i really like music, playing soccer&ps2 and drinking with my friends on the beach. i'm agnostic
porch 10.23.10	im a pilot on a tugboat I live in a city about 400 km from Bangkok. I have a job and many good friends. But I miss a good man in my life. I hope to hear from a nice and good man.
FadeToBlack 10.23.10	i can be your man tonight
Counterfeit 10.23.10	Yes eno, I was kidding lmao. My jacket stinks of bonfire. yeah.
theacademy 11.11.10	whoa looks like you guys a
Ire 11.11.10	sup cad sup feit sup kat sup fag above kat
AnotherBrick 11.11.10	Josh, that is the greatest idea i have ever heard. and damnit academy. when do i get to see your pretty face on fb?
Jebull 11.11.10	Lol sup guys?
theacademy 11.11.10	"when do i get to see your pretty face on fb?" deleted that shit over a yer ago, brah
Ire 11.11.10	whoa man whoa
AnotherBrick 11.11.10	noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! and woah whywontyoudie do you ever play dota?
Ire 11.11.10	800
Ire 11.11.10	FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AnotherBrick 11.11.10	noob i pwn you at reaching 800
TheStefan 11.11.10	well... im the stefan and ive been on this site for like 2 years or something but ive only been an active user for like 6 months now. but hey. i like the idea. i do spend alot of time on here too so its probably a good thing to get the community closer. ^reading over that it sounded mad gay but im keeping it anyway
fr33convict 11.11.10	well... my name is bob... and im a recovering alcoholic.... it all started.... *starts crying*... when my mom thought i should meet barney.... he molested me and i took up drinking to cope. please help me.
patroneyes 11.11.10	dammit
fr33convict 11.11.10	damn
ImpendingSpoon321 11.11.10	damn this shit has a crapload of comments haha
BSX 11.11.10	let's shoot for 1,000 comments!
AnotherBrick 11.11.10	lol thats been the goal for awhile, but i'll delete pointless comments, so best stay on topic and not ruin this with spam
BSX 11.11.10	Fair enough, I would never spam (on purpose) since the banhammer soon follows
theacademy 11.11.10	question: how long does it take you guys to scroll down to the submit a comment box?
Parallels 11.11.10	if were gonna make spam, at least grill it.
AnotherBrick 11.11.10	Josh taught me a nice little trick where you just hit the "end" button and it takes you to the bottom. scrolling through this would drive me crazy
bungy 11.11.10	The real problem is trying to find a comment someone made four months ago.
fr33convict 11.11.10	Hey bungy
bungy 11.11.10	How's it going man?
fr33convict 11.11.10	Good. How bout you?
AnotherBrick 11.11.10	sup bungo
bungy 11.11.10	Not too bad. sup Brick
EasternLight 11.11.10	wow, getting to 1k comments here.
bungy 11.11.10	Sounds like me two years ago
fr33convict 11.11.10	Everyone friend me on Facebook... But you'll have to find me... Mwahaha...
bungy 11.11.10	I'm not adding people unless I talk to them semi-often and I don't think they're too stupid and they pity laugh at my jokes
AnotherBrick 11.11.10	aww now i feel special
fr33convict 11.11.10	I wouldn't be too hard to find since I'm the only person with my name on Facebook. :)
bungy 11.11.10	OR I feel really bad for them but I'm not going to point fingers (*finger pointing directly at Brick)
Satellite 11.11.10	bungy look me up and add me homes.
SeaAnemone 11.11.10	nice beanie tyler
TomAndJerry 11.11.10	im bulldog and everybody hates me because im a retard. /late to thread by 3 months
Satellite 11.11.10	haha my dog destroyed it, sadly.
bungy 11.11.10	Yeah I'll add you Sat and I'm just kidding Brick I know how sensitive you are.
fr33convict 11.11.10	No one Sputnik cares that I cry myself to sleep every night.
Ire 11.11.10	im a mthrfukr but not one of those gay guys that inveigh and sat ar friends wit ya i hate cof fags whatevs wanna fight bout it
bungy 11.11.10	you forgot like 20 letters
Satellite 11.11.10	i tried finding you fr33 but there's a shit ton of alex goodenoughs.
Satellite 11.11.10	syn i have no fucking clue what that was supposed to mean. :/
bungy 11.11.10	If I add you, just in warning there is this moron with a huge forehead who comments on all my stuff, don't let him scare you away.
Satellite 11.11.10	haha i ain't afraid of no fiveheads
Ire 11.11.10	i dun shot mufuckas joe
AnotherBrick 11.11.10	this list is bringing us all closer together :)
bungy 11.11.10	should've expected a btmi lyric
Satellite 11.11.10	i think like 20% of my statuses are btmi lyrics
bungy 11.11.10	Last time I did that I got serious and concerned comments about my well being
Ire 11.11.10	all of my status are for satty but he never comments
Satellite 11.11.10	fine, i'll play drums in your band ramy. i can take a hint!
Satellite 11.11.10	i posted the chorus to walking is still honest by am! and my friend count dropped by like 7.
Ire 11.11.10	yesssssssss
bungy 11.11.10	lol One time I put "I don't want go outside 'cause I might have a terrible day and get sent home" and I got scolded for being afraid of things that might not even happen god I hate people
Josh D. 11.11.10	Hi, my name is Shane. I'm a new user, only 1500 posts. I just joined to find new music. I am from Pittsburgh. I make things out of sequins and paste. I once touched myself in the pants with a soldering iron, and I wouldn't recommend it. For fun, I watch things outside, like birds and leaves and my car in the driveway for hours on end. If I wanted to, I could rape. I don't rape though. I don't go to school because of the pattern in the pleats. Don't ask me how to plug up holes, I won't tell you. My favorite band is probably jams of if you spent or something it didn't. Thanks for being my friends.
bungy 11.11.10	now i mean this in the nicest way possible no offense but you suck at life you should just kill yourself
sniper 11.11.10	Lol why did you have to pick my name?
Josh D. 11.11.10	http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbo9iaADHP1qd37u4o1_500.jpg My bad.
sniper 11.11.10	What happened to your many other comments? You guys should add me on fb then I might go on there sometimes and see something besides 300 people that I barely care about posting things I definitely don't care about. Like 305 people instead... No but yeah do it.
Josh D. 11.11.10	Fuckers.
Ire 11.11.10	i deleted them
Emim 11.11.10	I hate all of you.
sniper 11.11.10	:'c
Emim 11.11.10	Except for snipy of course
sniper 11.11.10	yay! Also, I've never been called that before.
couldwinarabbit 11.11.10	I'm Miles : ) ...I like stuff and junk
Emim 11.11.10	Mostly junk.
couldwinarabbit 11.11.10	clever. I'm actually a weekend heroin user.
sniper 11.11.10	I prefer crack, idk.
Emim 11.11.10	I drink Arizona iced tea like a mofo. And sometimes, if I'm lucky, I'll get a stomach ache and puke. so hardcore
sniper 11.11.10	Arizonas are bomb, drinkin' a Mucho Mango right now.
theacademy 11.11.10	whoa looks liek you guys are getting to know some of the users
sniper 11.11.10	I know some of the users now thanks to this thread.
Emim 11.11.10	Sobe green tea is where it's really at though. If I had an addiction I would want it to be of those.
sniper 11.11.10	Sounds better than being addicted to cigs. I hate being addicted to cigs.
heyadam 11.11.10	Arizona tea is amazing. I down that sweet tea all day
LegendofPittman 11.11.10	I never tried Sobe or Arizona to be honest. Ahh, this list is probably one of the best ever created. This should be bumped anytime after a fight.
heyadam 11.11.10	I used to drink the glass bottled sobe stuff, but then I got into Arizona. Its much better than pop haha, which I've stopped drinking a lot of since I got into Arizona
LegendofPittman 11.11.10	Ahh I see. lol, so I am guessing you live up North, have you ever had Sweetened Tea?
heyadam 11.11.10	lol good call, I'm from Ohio. And the closest I've had to actual southern sweetened tea, is A mcdonalds sweet tea in Georgia:p
LegendofPittman 11.11.10	Dude, those are the best haha. Which part of Georgia did you visit?
awhiteguy 11.11.10	I once got into a fight with a giant 6 foot white bunny named Seymour Huffington.
kitsch 11.11.10	my name is Phailin i am a 14 year old girl who loves hentai
LegendofPittman 11.11.10	Haha, Hentai is messed up.
theacademy 11.11.10	wait Seymour Huffington of the Westchester Huffingtons??? because i know that guy and he's a huge faggot
awhiteguy 11.11.10	No, not Seymour Huffington of the Westchester Huffingtons. Seymour Huffington of the WINCHESTER Huffingtons. He's generally a nice rabbit, but he has some serious anger issues, with Bugs stealing his job and whatnot.
MindTrain 11.11.10	Messed up can be funny. I have a folder of 100's of hilarious hentai/porn images I keep just for laughs.
Prolapse 11.11.10	you sick fuck
omnipanzer 11.11.10	"you sick fuck" so says PROLAPSE... but he's right.
fr33convict 11.11.10	"Messed up can be funny. I have a folder of 100's of hilarious hentai/porn images I keep just for laughs." .........
Counterfeit 11.11.10	oh hay gaiz im addicted to arizona too wtf satty why arent we friends on fb
fr33convict 11.11.10	we should make a sputnik facebook group. actually i'm gonna get on that.
Counterfeit 11.11.10	http://www.facebook.com/pages/Sputnikmusic/98852079415
fr33convict 11.11.10	no like a group so members of this site can find each other on facebook, not just a page.
heyadam 11.11.10	@LegofPit we were just passing through on our way back from Florida haha. There was a really cool beach we stopped at, it seems like a chill state also, I hope this gets to 1k comments
AnotherBrick 11.11.10	Am I friends with you convict?
heyadam 11.11.10	that would be pretty sweet, you should make one convict.
ARuinedEmpire 11.11.10	My name is Richard. -Pennsylvania -I get too into sports. -I hate mosy everybody. -Not a fan of life. -I like a lot of shit music. -I'm the most boring person you'll ever meet. -I lurke on here a lot. -I have sectoral heterochromia, and that makes me cooler than you.
Josh D. 11.11.10	RuinedEmpire hates mosy everybody, he says.
Josh D. 11.11.10	mosy
fr33convict 11.11.10	"Am I friends with you convict?" Nope. And I need to be friends with at least one Sputniker to start the group. O.o
Counterfeit 11.11.10	ive got the bends
Josh D. 11.11.10	Ha ha losers.
fr33convict 11.11.10	lol at josh calling people losers
Josh D. 11.11.10	Oh.
Josh D. 11.11.10	http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbosf2l9W91qzmowao1_500.jpg
Counterfeit 11.11.10	hey i love josh
fr33convict 11.11.10	wtf. and who doesnt lurv joshie?
Josh D. 11.11.10	Oh, you guys...
ARuinedEmpire 11.11.10	Would it cross the line to say i'd have sex with josh?
Counterfeit 11.11.10	:3
Josh D. 11.11.10	Why would it?
fr33convict 11.11.10	sputnik supports all forms of bromance and homoerotic fantasies between men. especially waior.
Emim 11.11.10	At least the Canadians.
MindTrain 11.11.10	you guys are gross
Josh D. 11.12.10	http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbmsrsSsUZ1qzmowao1_250.jpg
MindTrain 11.12.10	You'd better not mean Criss Angel's show
MindTrain 11.12.10	BOOM! long-haired emo + stage tricks + bad actors
March_Of_Sand 11.12.10	This list is just full of win.
climactic 11.12.10	hory shit if [when] this gets to 1,000 my mind will explode
MindTrain 11.12.10	Anyone here like porn/sex humor? I have so many fun things to share, but I don't think I should link them here.
couldwinarabbit 11.12.10	1000k comments tonight guys. Come on
Emim 11.12.10	"Mind freak!>Mind Train" Anything is possible when you balance your mind and body on the razor's edge
Josh D. 11.12.10	He's not real. It's not real. Really.
Gorification 11.12.10	heres my contribution.
Ire 11.12.10	penis penis penis
tiesthatbind 11.12.10	Sup.
Gorification 11.12.10	cunt.
couldwinarabbit 11.12.10	kid a or jane doe?
Emim 11.12.10	YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHH, THAT'S RIGHT SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
papasynyster 11.12.10	yay cursing thread shit fuck faggot hollier cunt
Josh D. 11.12.10	Give me something to break.
ShadowRemains 11.12.10	^lol
Bitchfork 11.12.10	you're such an adam downer
tiesthatbind 11.12.10	Mastodon, the Progressive/Sludge Metal band that formed in 1999 in Atlanta, Georgia, takes an enormous risk when they release Blood Mountain. In a world where pop punk and punk rock are the dominating music genres, a Progressive/Sludge Metal album may not be the best choice for a band attempting fame among the American Public, but Mastodon clearly proves this statement wrong with the release of this truly incredible album.
ShadowRemains 11.12.10	*mastodon guitar solo*
Emim 11.12.10	Eclectic City
Realm 11.12.10	i hate adam downer
Waior 11.12.10	i am both disgusted and impressed by the postcount in here
Gorification 11.12.10	i have turrets.
Josh D. 11.12.10	Machine gun turrets? Or Tourette's Syndrome?
Gorification 11.12.10	turrets. they come out of my eyes.
Josh D. 11.12.10	Like a boss.
Gorification 11.12.10	yeah. with, like, 50 hp.
Josh D. 11.12.10	process servant
Gorification 11.12.10	huh?
Emim 11.12.10	What do your eye-turrets shoot?
Josh D. 11.12.10	Ha ha, defintely.
Jebull 11.12.10	The Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia.
Gorification 11.12.10	bananas.
Jebull 11.12.10	banana shooting eye turrets with 50 hp? damn.
Gorification 11.12.10	yeah man, im the last boss...so dont underestimate my turrets or my 50 hat points.
AnotherBrick 11.12.10	you bastards best be getting back on topic or i'll go a editing on yos bitch ass
Gorification 11.12.10	im 19...i live in...wait, whats the point, nobody gives a fuck.
Jebull 11.12.10	But, all in all it's just AnotherBrick in the wall..
Gorification 11.12.10	true, true...
AnotherBrick 11.12.10	omg! you get the reference! 12 points to you
Jebull 11.12.10	LOL... i r smarts
Emim 11.12.10	UP AGAINST THE WALL UP AGAINST THE WALL My name is Zach or Michael or Dante Cuomo or something
Gorification 11.12.10	or maybe billybob thornton.
Jebull 11.12.10	Nice to meat you dante zachael
Emim 11.12.10	Nice to meet you in cyberspace
Bitchfork 11.12.10	Hi my name is Austin and the Catholic Church has told me that my sexuality prevents me from reaching my full potential. How about you?
Emim 11.12.10	lol you can't lvl up sckr
couldwinarabbit 11.12.10	Hi my name is Miles and I'm a red neck.
AnotherBrick 11.12.10	Drunk k
fr33convict 11.12.10	punk in drublic
omnipanzer 11.12.10	Great album
Emim 11.12.10	Drunch punk love
Counterfeit 11.13.10	my computer is running out of space wahhhhh
MindTrain 11.13.10	dump some of your animal on bbw porn then
Counterfeit 11.13.10	but thats my fav stuff
fr33convict 11.13.10	Then get rid of the Hentai MindTrain sent you because he thinks it's "funny".
MindTrain 11.13.10	I like something you don't like? come at me bro
MindTrain 11.13.10	hey me too. not flaccid though
iamnotchan 11.13.10	nice!!! i really wanted to get to know tseugemos1 a little better
Josh D. 11.13.10	Only weekly? Not enough/gross.
MindTrain 11.13.10	http://dl.dropbox.com/u/7077896/1285194240975.jpg
Obfuscation25 11.13.10	I douche every hour.
pizzamachine 11.13.10	I never.
fr33convict 11.13.10	I douche twice a second.
Obfuscation25 11.13.10	I douche 10 times a millisecond.
iamnotchan 11.13.10	so who's gonna get the 1000th comment?
Obfuscation25 11.13.10	me
Counterfeit 11.13.10	considering that Brick is gonna delete the spamming prolly no one
Obfuscation25 11.13.10	well we can get a temporary 1000 and screencap it
whywontyoudie 11.13.10	nope, nevermind. 994. shit.
fr33convict 11.13.10	Brick is gonna delete the 1000th post so he can have it cause he's a chode.
Counterfeit 11.13.10	no u
Obfuscation25 11.13.10	well if we get to 1000 we can make christ come back then brick can kill him by deleting the comments
iamnotchan 11.13.10	1000?
Obfuscation25 11.13.10	I WANT 1000
Counterfeit 11.13.10	5 4 3 2 1
iamnotchan 11.13.10	now?
whywontyoudie 11.13.10	is this one thousand?
Masochist 11.13.10	Hahaha, everyone waiting for comment #1000 :-P
Counterfeit 11.13.10	FUCK YES I GOT IT SUCK MY DICK TWATS
Obfuscation25 11.13.10	FUCK YOU FEIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
iamnotchan 11.13.10	dammit! well if it was gonna be anyone but me it should be 'feit tbh
whywontyoudie 11.13.10	congratulations feit. my allegiance is now to you.
fr33convict 11.13.10	Sucking dick
Josh D. 11.13.10	Instead of starting a new book, I'm just going to read this thread.
Obfuscation25 11.13.10	screencapped into spuntihistory
Counterfeit 11.13.10	:3 luv u not chan. someone screen cap the unofficial 1000 quick. make sure im there. i need more internet ego strokin
MindTrain 11.13.10	we were having such a great personal conversation too. we should celebrate in a special way
Josh D. 11.13.10	Let's fuck.
Obfuscation25 11.13.10	orgy tiem?
fr33convict 11.13.10	Let's have a special circle jerk in the Underoath thread.
iamnotchan 11.13.10	ilu2 'feit anyone ever tell you that you have great hair?
MindTrain 11.13.10	I'll massage your shoulder and finger your ear
ShadowRemains 11.13.10	epic, epic thread guys
Counterfeit 11.13.10	luv u someguest
Counterfeit 11.13.10	people tell me all the time channychanchan. tis my trademark
MindTrain 11.13.10	look. fatty is angry
Counterfeit 11.13.10	guest. guest. guest. < 3
Josh D. 11.13.10	Michiganders.
Relinquished 11.13.10	delete comments brick start over
Counterfeit 11.13.10	he will.
foreverendeared 11.13.10	the internet has lost all drama since this list hit 1,000
iamnotchan 11.13.10	the internet has lost all drama since this list hit 1,000[2] this thread will soon die now
MindTrain 11.13.10	quit flattering yourselves
heyadam 11.13.10	I'm so happy this hit 1,000
LegendofPittman 11.13.10	Largest list ever?
March_Of_Sand 11.13.10	Psh only 1000. Now 2000...
AnotherBrick 11.13.10	holyyyyyyyyyy shit. i fucking missed it. dont worry feit, if a user i don't like made the 1000th comment, then i would go back and delete. but its all you
theacademy 11.13.10	g-g-g-golly sandra you've grown up really crazy
Counterfeit 11.13.10	love you brah
Emim 11.13.10	On to 2000
Ire 11.13.10	yo they call him theacdemy somthn somthnn somthn da white hoes
Counterfeit 12.03.10	sup yall. i quit smoking cigs like 2 days ago. it fucking cigs. GIMME MY NICOTINE.
Josh D. 12.03.10	Hell yeah, let's keep this going.
Counterfeit 12.03.10	wtf i said "it fucking cigs" what does that even mean?
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	it ducking cigs. damn. I tried quitting once a few years ago, but then I was like, wait, I enjoy smoking why the fuck am I trying to quit?
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	ducking lol
FromDaHood 12.03.10	Because you don't want throat and lung cancer?
AnotherBrick 12.03.10	i thought about starting once, but then i was like, wait, why do something that just smells horrible and doesn't get me high. "but i like the cheap buzz" yeah, well go drink a beer through your bum
FreePizzaDay 12.03.10	Because it's expensive. That's the big one that really got me to quit.
AnotherBrick 12.03.10	a lot of F users showing up
Counterfeit 12.03.10	its cheap as fuck compared to other stuff. and goddamn do i love the smell.
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	"Because you don't want throat and lung cancer?" I'd much rather die 10 years earlier and smoke than die old and shitting myself without smoke
JulianAssange 12.03.10	Hello my name is Julian Assange. I co founded wikileaks, am a self identified genius, and will soon be the world's most wanted genius. People often make fun of my hair and call me Pegasus or some sort of a strange goat breed. This has turned me somewhat into a combative person.
Josh D. 12.03.10	"I'd much rather die 10 years earlier and smoke than die old and shitting myself without smoke" Yeah, dying painfully over a long period of time is so much better.
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	who says I wouldn't be dying painfully over a long period of time otherwise?
FromDaHood 12.03.10	Emphysema is a long painful death
Josh D. 12.03.10	"who says I wouldn't be dying painfully over a long period of time otherwise" Most people that have died from smoking related deaths.
AnotherBrick 12.03.10	fyodor has the dumbest logic i've ever heard
Realm 12.03.10	list sucks
Josh D. 12.03.10	I mean, we could ask my grandma that died from lung cancer over a long period of time while being in excruciating pain, but she won't answer.
Counterfeit 12.03.10	quit making us smokers look stupid. oh wait. i quit.
AnotherBrick 12.03.10	same here Josh, except my grandma wasn't even a smoker, it was from secondhand smoke. selfish assholes
FromDaHood 12.03.10	Feit, aren't you 16? When did you start?
Counterfeit 12.03.10	i am. i started like 3 months ago. yeah i know, that aint long. but the other night i was kinda just like "im done" and that was the end. well, for 2 days anyway.
JulianAssange 12.03.10	that takes courage, good job
FromDaHood 12.03.10	At least you didn't start when you were 12, good to nip it in the bud
Counterfeit 12.03.10	yeah, basically. i was confident as fuck when i started that i wouldnt get addicted too, haha.
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	I'm already dead so I can ask her for you Josh. And yes it isn't very logical, I will admit that. "same here Josh, except my grandma wasn't even a smoker, it was from secondhand smoke. selfish assholes" secondhand smoke does NOT cause cancer http://www.medkb.com/Uwe/Forum.aspx/hepatitis-c/1444/Second-Hand-Smoke-Does-Not-Cause-Cancer
AnotherBrick 12.03.10	oh, i guess she just developed lung cancer after being around smokers her whole life, and never tried smoking once.
Josh D. 12.03.10	"I'm already dead so I can ask her for you Josh" So funny.
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	yes. nonsmokers still have a one percent chance of dying of lung cancer. the number goes up to eight percent for smokers.
Josh D. 12.03.10	Encyclopedia itt.
IAmHollywood 12.03.10	Hi, I'm Wes.
Strider 12.03.10	the name is Bond... James Bond
Fuff24 12.03.10	*james bond theme*
Josh D. 12.03.10	My name be James Bond, James.......Bond.
Fuff24 12.03.10	*james bond theme*
Counterfeit 12.03.10	I love you man?
FyodorDostoevsky 12.03.10	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6xqamEd8s0
Josh D. 12.03.10	"I love you man?" Yeah, but it was in Da Ali G Show years before that. Look up Ali G's Bond video.
Counterfeit 12.04.10	ahhh i got it. love that movie. will do.
Josh D. 12.04.10	It's really funny, actually.
Counterfeit 12.06.10	im really pissy
wyankeif1337 12.06.10	this is a ridiculously long thread, js
dr2den 12.06.10	no its not
Emim 12.06.10	ohai
Realm 12.06.10	i fucked two girls in a shitty apartment last week
Emim 12.06.10	An excerpt from Yahoo Answers: "I don't have any condoms and my girl's gonna be here any minute. Can I use an empty potato chip bag?"
Realm 12.06.10	we listened to the new mcr album while we did it
Winsomniac 12.06.10	'we listened to the new mcr album while we did it' How'd you manage to get it up?
Emim 12.07.10	He had Opeth playing through some headphones.
Realm 12.07.10	obv
dr2den 12.07.10	ohhh sleep my chiild
Realm 12.07.10	luv that song stfu
dr2den 12.07.10	:'(
Counterfeit 12.07.10	jerk
Counterfeit 01.03.11	whoa guys lets get to know each other
North0House 01.03.11	Hi. I'm Ty. I'm 17. I live on a farm in Colorado. I think I'm a narcoleptic.
Defeater 01.03.11	i'm sweaty fat naked and ready for a good time
Defeater 01.03.11	and hairy, don't forget hairy
North0House 01.03.11	Esau, is that you?
foreverendeared 01.03.11	gimme my inheritance bitch
crowing51 01.03.11	Holy shit the comments on this damn list lol
Defeater 01.03.11	and stupid too
North0House 01.03.11	So are any of you stoked out of your mind for AMERICAN IDOLLLLLLLL?!!!?T
Defeater 01.03.11	american wut
foreverendeared 01.03.11	my american idol is Carl Weathers
DGTLPRTY 01.03.11	what is this american idol you speak of?
North0House 01.04.11	A show that was awesome when it had this bitter British music critic on it. But now he left and they hired some gay judges. So, I don't care about it anymore, I only liked the auditions where you would watch weird people fail at singing.
Prolapse 01.04.11	Hi, i'm steve and my balls are always sweaty
foreverendeared 01.04.11	he was being facetious
DGTLPRTY 01.04.11	did you see that one guy that sang a silverstein song for his audition?
North0House 01.04.11	I think so, yeah.
crowing51 01.04.11	really which one?
DGTLPRTY 01.04.11	smashed into pieces lol
patroneyes 01.04.11	oh no, it's back...
foreverendeared 01.04.11	oh no, it's the cops
TheStefan 01.04.11	holy shit, just let this fucking thing die
TheStefan 01.04.11	Carl Weathers is also my american idol
foreverendeared 01.04.11	but I'm getting to know the users!
crowing51 01.04.11	haha i just watched it, i lol'd so hard
North0House 01.04.11	Rofl. I didn't see that dude lol, that audition cracked me up. Honestly, though he sorta sounds like the lead singer for MOPA.
DGTLPRTY 01.04.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTcJTKWLCgQ more awesome screamers you guys
cirq 01.04.11	i am cirq. im barely on sputnik anymore. if you want to know more, my email is iamcirq@hotmail.com
foreverendeared 01.04.11	that vid is p funny
North0House 01.04.11	My fish just died. My other fish is eating him...
fr33convict 01.04.11	I'll eat your fish.
foreverendeared 01.04.11	I need to know your fish's name first before I can eat him.
DGTLPRTY 01.04.11	survival of the fishest
North0House 01.04.11	I never named it.
crowing51 01.11.11	It's alive again!!!!!!!!!!!
omnipanzer 01.11.11	No crowing.... Why???
AnotherBrick 01.11.11	Because it rules
acADHDemy 01.12.11	whoa looks like you guys are getting to know some of the users!
SloppyMilkshake 01.12.11	My name Raoul. I'm tall, tan, and handsome. Once I made love on top of the Washington monument.
ZeroTolerance 01.12.11	I'm Zero, and I once participated in an Orgy of Silence.
mcac2 02.20.11	my name is dylan i have no life
spillingmercury 02.20.11	It's like the beginning of school all over again. Or rehab. My name is Kiana. I'm a pretty boring high school student and I curse a lot.
fr33convict 02.20.11	if i ever had 3 hours to kill and was forced to stay on sputnik and read one list for that whole period of time i would pick this one.
North0House 02.20.11	I don't know anyone on this site and I don't like people. Hi.
fr33convict 02.20.11	hello
fr33convict 02.20.11	+1 comment
OldDeckardCain 02.20.11	My name is Deckard Cain. I'm 115 years old and I live in Tristram (or at least I did until it burned down and was taken over by monsters LOL). I spend my days appraising rare artifacts and telling stories to uninterested travelers, but no one ever listens to me :(. My best friend is Warriv but he goes out of town often and I'm usually left guarding the stash. I'm looking for a woman who's into older men and wouldn't mind oiling up my arthritic joints. Maybe if she plays her cards right she can go looking for the Gidbinn in the Flayer Jungle I got hiding under my grey robe.
NoSignal 02.20.11	What's up man, chicks in this hizzous. But no, i remember when this thread first started, and holy shit it's grown. That's a win.
North0House 02.20.11	Lol, 1,000+ comments.
Ire 03.08.11	lol i wonder how that happens
omnipanzer 03.08.11	Damn It Ire =^/
Plank 03.08.11	I once ate some ham and transformed into a cannabilistic midget. Also I like long walks on the beach and reflecting on the nature of life via punching owls in the face.
foreverendeared 03.08.11	I say Long Live the GTKSOTUL.... or uh, the Getting To Know Some Of The Users List!
Kimm 03.08.11	Imma make a list like this. Not today though, I know the rule - one list per day.
Kimm 03.08.11	No but it would be fun. OP's DP made me lol btw.
CelestialDust 03.08.11	that would mark a huge shift from your 'getting to know kim' daily lists. are you sure you can handle not being the center of attention?
Kimm 03.08.11	...have we ever even conversed on this site? lol @ you guys. I love you all.
CelestialDust 03.08.11	I refuse to comment on your lists
Kimm 03.08.11	Okay, no loss there.
MO 03.08.11	holy shit this is long, totally gonna read it all
Ire 04.28.11	yeah i did
LG 04.28.11	I did e for the first time last weekend
Ire 04.28.11	i did salvia two days ago it was really awesome my posters were moving. i have an asobi seksu poster in my room. james hanna started winking at me...
LG 04.28.11	lmao did that a while ago...I was catching fairies out of the air and storing em in my pockets. Got the whole thing on video, shits crazy fun.
Ire 04.28.11	i also found out that i am a sucker for cheap cigars. fuck yeah white grape... they smell WONDERFUL
acorncheese 04.28.11	i miss mah ire :C
LG 04.28.11	Ahh Im a cheap ass. I stick with plain old cigarettes. Plus I can't get used to smoking something so big
Ire 04.28.11	i smoke on occasion. still have a pack of nonfilter camels
acorncheese 04.28.11	aren't you like 16 ire?
LG 04.28.11	Never had one...they better than traditional smokes?
Ire 04.28.11	yeah the flavor is deeper + wayyyy worse for you
Ire 04.28.11	i swear it should just say "SMOKE THESE YOU WILL DIE" on the pack
LG 04.28.11	Not for my bitch ass, I smoke fucking silvers
Ire 04.28.11	smoke weed its better for u
Trebor. 04.28.11	Drugs are for cool kids.
LG 04.28.11	Nah man weed fucks me up...I prefer coke or shrooms
Ire 04.28.11	O_O
fr33convict 04.28.11	my post count is 10101 god mode unlocked
Ire 04.28.11	i have a higher post count suck it bitch
fr33convict 04.28.11	that's ok cuz everyone gets us mixed up anyway
Ire 04.28.11	combine our post counts omg get outofmyself, climmy and feit in here too
LG 04.28.11	Fuck you Fr33
acorncheese 04.28.11	yo ire i'm coming to vegas over summer u wanna hang?
fr33convict 04.28.11	THAT'S STATUTORY RAPE SIR
acorncheese 04.28.11	unless ur chris hansen then get out and let the man answer himself
fr33convict 04.28.11	I WAS TALKING TO LG SIR
acorncheese 04.28.11	oh thought you were trying to sting me for asking ire to hang out because he's 17
LG 04.28.11	Fuck your family Fr33
fr33convict 04.28.11	You can't make me!
LG 04.28.11	Or can I? I have brain control sir.
North0House2 04.28.11	Wait, I thought Ire was on "hiatus" maybe I was wrong haha.
Uranium 04.28.11	fuck idk what i missed and fuck i dont care
Emim 04.28.11	lol, like syn would ever leave us
Samshine 04.28.11	Holy Crap, List is massive.
Ire 04.28.11	no its not
AnotherBrick 04.28.11	IRE, what X was the salvia?
Ire 04.28.11	i can't remember. i think it was like 40x. my first time
Emim 04.28.11	we used to sell salvia at the nursery I worked at. the kids loved it.
Ire 05.05.11	oh man tell me all about and keep the thread bumped
Counterfeit 05.05.11	sup
Ire 05.05.11	nm rubbing my cock on things
AnotherBrick 05.05.11	i did that once
Ire 05.05.11	yeah man it's so fun. never go in the kitchen when you do that.
omnipanzer 05.05.11	"-I think that if you don't like AC/DC, you are either gay, trying to be cool, or gay." Just ran a crossed this and it made me LMAO.
Ire 05.05.11	i kinda like acdc but i also kinda hate acdc i'm feeling slightly attracted to skinny men with blonde hair oh god no no no ...THUNDA...
AnotherBrick 05.05.11	THUNDA
aok 05.05.11	I'm Andy. I'm 23, and i'm (hopefully) about to graduate with an electrical engineering degree from cooper union in new york city. mostly to cope with the fact that everyone around me was brilliant and that my illicit relationship with a now engaged girl was ending, i smoked tons of pot and listened to lots of music as well as watched david lynch / richad linklater / smilarly veined flicks. i often feel quite disconnected from those around me and prefer flying deep into my own now fucked up world even though making friends has never been too tough for me. originally from los angeles, california, i love traveling. I was a tour guide in west africa last summer for a group of 10 americans spending 2 summers (~6 months in ghana + 3 other countries). spent a year and a half in germany (speak pretty good german and spanish) and traveled all over europe as well as good chunks of the caribbean and south america. i'm super easy to find on fb for anyone that searches my name (check my profile) and love talking music and traveling so feel free to hit me up with whatever.
luschlotz 05.05.11	Im Lucas, I believe I am the only SPutnik member who is Chilean, or even south american ( not really, but I havent met anyone) Im pretty young in comparison with you guys ;) im 17. Music is my passion, I play keyboards mainly jazz piano. I lived in Brazil, so I speak English, portuguese and obviously spanish fluently. Very good idea by the way
Satellite 05.05.11	baphomet is from peru
DurzoBlint 05.05.11	I'm Craig, and I am about to graduate university (I hope) and be unemployed (I hope not..) for a while. I am a huge gaming/sports geek and am competitive at pretty much anything... Sorry I have no cool facts :( I am boring, I often embarrass myself when drunk is about as interesting as I get, oh and I want to kill some people.
Trebor. 05.05.11	My name backwards is my name. That's all you need to know.
CelestialDust 05.05.11	haha nice
Ire 05.05.11	im ramy and i have a man crush on danny
Satellite 05.05.11	my name's tyler and i'm an al-- oh. ahem. 24. bartender. journalism major. michigander.
Ire 05.05.11	the D
Satellite 05.05.11	sagnasty bro. 90 miles north of the D. but every bit as violent (highest murder rate in america).
Alxander18 05.05.11	I'm Alex, or Alexander. I'm 18 and live in Michigan. I can go to any college in Michigan for free, but I'm an unmotivated slacker. Brand New will always be my favorite band; TDAGARIM saved my life. I'm the biggest Disney nerd on the planet. I'm extremely socially awkward, but have a lot of friends anyway. I love my N64 to death. I'm manic-depressive. I want to be an author. I'll be engaged soon. All I can think of.
37er00 05.05.11	satellite
Alxander18 05.05.11	lmfao, Satellite, me and my girlfriend were just talking about sagnasty today. Weird.
Satellite 05.05.11	i live in the suburbs so i don't really have to duck gunfire daily or anything. where in mich alx?
Alxander18 05.05.11	A shitty little hick town called Beaverton, which is close to sagnasty, I think like an hour. I grew up in Detroit and Livonia though.
Satellite 05.05.11	i know of beaverton. we (bullock creek--i've lived in midland most of my life) played them in baseball. creative mascot name they've got there. beaverton beavers.
Alxander18 05.05.11	haha yeah, towering intellectuals here. I was in Midland all day yesterday, go there all the time.
Ire 05.13.11	bawmp
witchxrapist 05.13.11	I'm starting a grind band and we're thinking about calling it Owl Fucker.
AnotherBrick 05.13.11	most comments in a list and it wasnt even featured. BOOM
pizzamachine 05.13.11	OH snap.
Ire 05.13.11	i was in a shit grind band called mouf violence our vocalist was a scene fag and i hate him and i try to hate him as much as i can but liked tha skramz and stuff http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzl8YEGrbuI rip
someguest 05.13.11	another bastard from Michigan TAKING MY NAME
Ire 05.13.11	sagnasty
witchxrapist 05.13.11	My one old band used to play scenegrind, but then we evolved into deathcore, we only recorded our one grind song though. :( I wish we would've recorded our one song that was 5 seconds.
witchxrapist 05.13.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QceuzNDYgs fun times
Ire 05.13.11	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/profile.php?name=jasonsinparties this is his sputnik tell him he sux
Ire 05.13.11	vox m/
witchxrapist 05.13.11	*incredible
Ire 05.13.11	gtfo fgt sup map
witchxrapist 05.13.11	You know man, just chillin, looking for something to do tonight, but it seems like I have off and all of my friends work :(
Ire 05.13.11	that suuuuuucks
someguest 05.13.11	yeah it's hard to hook when you're a tranny
witchxrapist 05.13.11	I am a hooker.
Ire 05.13.11	Being a transvestite = being a Michigander brb lemme tuck my dick in
witchxrapist 05.13.11	nice. i'm gonna trim my hair brb
cirq 05.13.11	RIP Brandon :'(
Masochist 05.13.11	It'll be a year since this list was made in a couple months...can you believe it? (That also means it'll be a year since YAMS's passing, RIP).
someguest 05.13.11	"Being a transvestite = being a Michigander brb lemme tuck my dick in" L O L
witchxrapist 05.14.11	my hair looks mad cute nawo
Ire 06.13.11	sup bros
MO 06.13.11	Epic bump
kris. 06.13.11	how was this an epic bump it gets bumped all the time
foreverendeared 06.13.11	FUCKYES
MO 06.13.11	Classic thread
kris. 06.13.11	wow okay
Ire 06.13.11	in russia, bailamos embrace you!
North0House2 06.13.11	I'M COMMENTING ON THIS BECAUSE IT'S A FREE COUNTRY AND I CAN.
Ire 06.13.11	hate u capnnorth ur so boring
foreverendeared 06.13.11	Circles, circles. We all move in circles.
MO 06.13.11	Its even been described as an epic thread. An epic bump suits it uhhhh
WeepingBanana 06.13.11	my name iz weepinbanananana and i lik lotz ov cocane
foreverendeared 06.13.11	k
Ire 01.24.12	bump edit: i just realized this was a bad idea sorry
Hyperion1001 01.24.12	u dummy
DinoX 01.24.12	longest thread ever
bungy 01.24.12	Just got done scrolling down, figured it would be a waste if I didn't comment or something
ohfoxxxycole 01.24.12	this was so gay
theacademy 01.24.12	whoa looks like you guys are getting to know some of the users!
pmmets07 01.24.12	hahahahah
FromDaHood 01.24.12	Haha just read my blurb and realized how much I've changed since then so I'm going to reintroduce myself: I'm Nathan Flynn, I'm 17, and I go to a school for the gifted, where I serve on Student Government and the Board of Trustees. I will be attending the University of Michigan come fall and plan on becoming a high school english teacher, but I kind of want to try my hand at screenwriting or motivational speaking too. I have a reputation around school for pushing the boundaries with my satirical humor, but that's all an act to hide my insecurity. I was voted "most likely to have Asperger's" by my peers and I kind of believe them. I also didn't talk until I was 3.
GnarlyShillelagh 01.24.12	you're like the least hood person i've ever come across
FromDaHood 01.24.12	I take pride in that fact
Scoot 01.24.12	i'm scott. 21. i listen to gay metal. i kick ire in the nuts daily. i date samshine. i don't get out enough, and when i do i tend to just go home because not everyone gets what a sensitive individual i am. realized that puddlespuddles has the same name as me. now i might as well kill myself. welp i've been on this very site for almost a third of my entire life, which is pretty fucking sad. i like metal and its many subgenres but i hate people who listen to metal because most of them can't chew and walk at the same time. right now i'm completing a technical writing program (for machinery) at a terrible college in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, british columbia. i create beats on the side, but i have no money so i have to use audacity to make them and that is pretty gay. i don't like pretty boys because they don't possess ruggedness. i drink coffee. you might often see me in flannel and a bomber toque but that's because i'm canadian, not because i like animal collective and imacs. i get told i work out too much. tanned people piss me off. people who rec me skrillex piss me off. i don't drink much anymore, but heineken is my beer of choice and rum and coke used to be a favorite of mine. i work in a warehouse as a forklift driver. it's pretty shitty because my managers are all douchebags who slacked off until it was too late to go back to school and like to take their frustrations out on me. they actually won't schedule me because i can't work every day. i think they need to get laid or something. i take the bus because i'm poor and can't afford to drive but that's okay because i just put on my off minor jams and it's all good. except there's fat people that also take the bus and they smell.
GnarlyShillelagh 01.24.12	nice soundoff fAGET
Scoot 01.24.12	bump it for me?
Ire 01.24.12	"i date samshine." girl got some low standards
Emim 01.24.12	Hi, my name is Zach and I hate you and everything you stand for.
Scoot 01.24.12	"girl got some low standards" lol okay call me when you're not fat/a mexican
sniper 01.24.12	i'm shane.
aok 01.24.12	my name is josh , i'm 24 and i'm in it for the lols
Emim 01.24.12	I did it all for the cookie. "Kevin, cookie...cookie, Kevin" "Kevin there's no cookie!" "Micheal is there a cookie?" "Yes."
qwe3 01.24.12	Dear Points of View, Watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy led me to believe that if I made gay friends they'd give me fashion tips. Actually, they fucked me.
Tyrael 01.24.12	^ hahahahaha
Sanders 02.16.12	That a Frankie Boyle quote, qwe?!
Funeralopolis 02.16.12	My name is Sowingseason and I really love to pretend I don't like metal. Also I troll on an alt account called funeralopolis because I couldn't get away with that shit on my main.
Funeralopolis 02.16.12	@qwe3: GOLDEN
Activista anti-MTV 02.16.12	Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here yesss
qwe3 02.17.12	"That a Frankie Boyle quote, qwe?!" yeah man
paxman 02.17.12	Hi I'm Matt but my friends call me Matt
someguest 09.06.13	asshole
treeqt. 09.06.13	hi I'm treeqt and I like asians
someguest 09.06.13	aka small eyes, big tits, and censored clits
toxin. 09.06.13	making my post here so in 3 yrs when this gets bumped ctrl f toxin will give a result
treeqt. 09.06.13	i fucking hate big tits
someguest 09.06.13	said no mentally stable man ever
demigod! 09.06.13	whoa what the fuck this almost compete with calling hard jammers
treeqt. 09.06.13	http://i.imgur.com/rcAaXTP.jpg 11/10 body agreed
toxin. 09.06.13	fake tits are gross yea
Cygnatti 09.06.13	Someone plz make a new version of this thread.
treeqt. 09.06.13	on it
MosesMalone 09.06.13	I kept reading "social anxiety" and thought,"holy shit why do I read these comments?" And then I realize I'm socially deprived as opposed to anxious.
AnotherBrick 04.24.15	I miss you sputnik
Koris 09.27.21	heya

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