Captain North
02.06.11 | I mean, wtf. |
Captain North
02.06.11 | AND she's banned me from negatively influencing him. |
DoubtGin
02.06.11 | so much to being the second choice |
CelestialDust
02.06.11 | she's in deep doodoo |
Oathbreaker
02.06.11 | Needs more music.
At least she likes you, you should ask how I feel... |
Captain North
02.06.11 | I'm only the second choice because I couldnt find the right words to make her realise we've been practically dating for months, I'm closer to her than shes been with anyone ever before. It's like the underdogs keep winning when they shouldn't be.
And Oathbreaker...how do you feel? =P |
Oathbreaker
02.06.11 | Like these two combined.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyCRJmerW1Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0-FCmDcb0Q |
FishTV
02.06.11 | wow dude that sucks. I'm sorry to say this but she's a douche. You can't just wait untill you're relationship ends so you finally can start with someone else, it dosen't work that way. No hard fellings. |
bloc
02.06.11 | She sounds like a whore |
FatChickIrl
02.06.11 | cunt punt that hoe |
Counterfeit
02.06.11 | lol, sounds like what im going through right now. |
Apollo
02.06.11 | how old are you Cap? |
Josh D.
02.06.11 | Fuck her current boyfriend, he will definitely leave her after that. |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | Wow, sounds like an attention-whoring douche who doesn't know what she wants. Mostly not a sign for intelligence, but whatever. Good luck with the ape. (I'm also guessing this might be more insulting for the ape, apes are funny) |
Josh D.
02.06.11 | Yeah, if she won't break up with the dude she doesn't want to date for you, then she probably still wants him and is lying so she can get fucked by more than one person. Your heart will get broken :/ |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | God, josh - don't ruin the metaphors by being so straight forward. Now you might've crushed this guy's hopes and dreams. |
Josh D.
02.06.11 | It's better to crush dreams early. |
ConsiderPhlebas
02.06.11 | Sounds like she's bored of you begging and she's just said yes to shut you up. Probably humping the balls off her bf and laughing about you right now. |
acorncheese
02.06.11 | It'll be worth it.....until you break up and you realize that your life is ruined.....until a few short months later you realize that, actually, you don't really care. |
foreverendeared
02.06.11 | To me it sounds like she's one of those string-you-along girls. |
crowing51
02.06.11 | I say fuck that, whip out your dick and tell her what's really up!!! |
acorncheese
02.06.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF9LzX_f1BE |
Groink
02.06.11 | She's just saying she will go out with you when they break up because she doesn't want to hurt your feelings. If she wanted you, you'd be with her. Sounds like your stuck in the friend zone. |
FatChickIrl
02.06.11 | You guys just are such assholes, I fucking love sputnik so much |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | "You guys just are such assholes."
Said the alt. |
ConsiderPhlebas
02.06.11 | Relationships are always a downhill ride. If it starts out as limply as this clusterfuck there's no point in even starting. |
Motiv3
02.06.11 | Yeah sorry to say this but this wont turn out well. |
HaydenDyson
02.06.11 | 5 albums ruined by bad memories |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | "Relationships are always a downhill ride. If it starts out as limply as this clusterfuck there's no point in even starting." Bullshit. Relationship might downgrade to friendship and then upgrade to sex-friendship. How's that downhill all the way? |
ConsiderPhlebas
02.06.11 | I mean bf and gf relationships you fucking pedantic imbecile |
SeaAnemone
02.06.11 | "Relationships are always a downhill ride." well that's a silly, untrue generalization |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | Get the stick out off your pseudo-elitist decadent ass, tard. |
MO
02.06.11 | sloppy seconds huh |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | @Xeno: Dude, it's about chicks. Chicks can make your sense for logic go swimming. |
somberlain
02.06.11 | "If it starts out as limply as this clusterfuck there's no point in even starting"
pretty much
I thought the beginning was supposed to be the easy part so if this is the beginning for you, it's gonna be a rough ride |
Maniac!
02.06.11 | "I thought the beginning was supposed to be the easy part so if this is the beginning for you, it's gonna be a rough ride"
He likes it rough. mmmmmmm baby |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | ^ This! |
tkxxx7
02.06.11 | o.O
she expects her boyfriend to get bored with her ? haha well that should be enough of a hint . tell her you'll get bored first if she doesn't hurry . and if she doesn't hurry , fuck her . like , physically . |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | ^ That's called "raping", dude. |
somberlain
02.06.11 | ^
yeah, and? |
FatChickIrl
02.06.11 | fucking a whore isnt considered rape |
tkxxx7
02.06.11 | I didn't say without her permission . i assumed that Cap's got enough skills . i mean , it didn't take him long to convince her that they're already dating . if they've been , er , dating for so long , why can't they fuck ? she's probably got some silly 3 month rule or something |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | Well, considering she's dumb as hell you should be right 'bout that. But well, on Sputnik you never know for sure.. |
Counterfeit
02.06.11 | North. I went through this pretty much exactly, except minus the ruining the friendship part.
She will stay with her boyfriend. You will stay as the best friend.
You will be heartbroken. You will feel like shit. |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | Addendum: You'll become a triple-shotgun murder. Just to round things up. |
crowing51
02.06.11 | Unless you do what I said and just whip out your dick and tell her whats up. Works every time. |
Counterfeit
02.06.11 | Oh, and you guys will get drunk and hook up (Or get totally fucking cock blocked by someone....) But nothing will bloom after that, she will break your sober heart in the morning. |
climactic
02.06.11 | fbgm girls suck |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | "Unless you do what I said and just whip out your dick and tell her whats up. Works every time."
But you should be cautious that she doesn't bite. Cause that would mean you wouldn't just end up with a broken heart, also with a broken dick. Metaphorically spoken. |
Counterfeit
02.06.11 | FUCK THIS PLACE
I LOST THE WAR
I HATE YOU ALL
YOUR MOM'S A WHORE
WHERE'S MY DOG
CAUSE GIRLS ARE SUCH A DRAG |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | Blink 182 Lyrics. NOT COOL. |
Counterfeit
02.06.11 | SHE SAID THAT IM NOT THE ONE SHE THINKS ABOUT
SHE SAID IT STOPPED BEING FUN I JUST BRING HER DOWN
I SAID DONT LET YOUR FUTURE BE DESTROYED BY MY PAST
SHE SAID DONT LET MY DOOR HIT YOUR ASS |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | Denied. |
Counterfeit
02.06.11 | Poor guy.
It's gonna happen North.
Drop this now.
You will get your heart broken. |
vanderb0b
02.06.11 | I'm perhaps being overly cynical, but if she wants to wait until her current boyfriend leaves, then she probably doesn't care all too much about you. |
Counterfeit
02.06.11 | No, she cares, she really does. But she is too afraid to let go of what she has with her current. |
Wolfhorde
02.06.11 | Maybe she just just a little nympho liking the dong of her current bf and you might get a shot. Kinda unlike, but it'd funny - though she might still break your heart (or your dong - or worse: both). |
FatChickIrl
02.06.11 | use extenze, get a monster cock and then shell come running to you |
Captain North
02.07.11 | I'm well aware I'm being strung along. I'm not an idiot (and neither is she, just indecisive and unfortunate in liking two guys at once). And I've realised I'm kind of the automatic rebound, but this is possibly one of the greatest guilt-tools ever. "You made me wait and suffer like that, stfu". Just kidding, I'm not THAT much of a douche.
The other guy is a bit of a dick, but I'm not sure if he's big enough of one to make this happen quickly. And if she loses her virginity to him, my god, I may just have to jump off a really tall building (with the intention of landing on his head).
Also, for those asking, I'm 18. And yeah, this may end badly...but at least this way I do get her eventually. |
Captain North
02.07.11 | Also, I didn't expect any helpful solutions here lol. I just wanted to vent, and get some good laughs from the sputniklovegurus. |
FatChickIrl
02.08.11 | fist her in the shitter |
Puzzles
07.04.11 | "I may just have to jump off a really tall building"
Wait a minute, you actually fucking did it? That's crazy shit, right there. |
darnielle
07.04.11 | wtf indeed |
JJwins
07.04.11 | dude fuck that. Have some self-respect and don't waste time on that girl. |
JJwins
07.04.11 | until/if she comes back begging for you. |
Acanthus
07.04.11 | Been there before, kudo's for winning! I can only say that it will be an interesting time. |
Captain North
12.03.11 | Puzzles you dick, not over this. And guys, this list is a year old. |