JWT155
03.29.12 | I'd shoot myself before having you be my shrink |
taylormemer
03.29.12 | CONCLUSION: craig hoberman is insecure, an extreme conformist, and he holds feminine grudges against users who are younger, handsomer, and smarter than he is. this is normal if he were a 12 year old (perhaps neutralthunder12 reveals more than we think) but he claims to be an adult who gets to suck on his girlfriend's foot ALL THE TIME!!! this psychologist hopes dearly that craig will grow up and finally be comfortable with himself and no longer have to put his own insecurities on cooler people. |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | my god you have a lot of time on your hands!
plz get grounded hard again |
AngelofDeath
03.29.12 | Lol. Fine work here. |
JamieTwort
03.29.12 | lol this is great. |
JWT155
03.29.12 | Genius isn't a synonym for gay or fag |
AngelofDeath
03.29.12 | Do Raven next. |
AngelofDeath
03.29.12 | Easy to do when you have fifty of them. |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | haha i read it, all you did was complain and bro every1 knows my favorite rush songs are by-tor and cygnus |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | angel stop encouraging him |
JWT155
03.29.12 | Where did your Mom hit you when you got grounded? Backhand or falconpunch? |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | and lol no staff members say a word to me its like you live in your own little fantasy world |
Maniac!
03.29.12 | bahahaha
very rare that I find a sonic list funny, but lol. |
Psycotrip
03.29.12 | Hey anyone else like farting just as much as me?? Well smell my asshole at www.fartattack.com |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | talkstohimselftheplumber |
evilford
03.29.12 | wait, how old are you? you're grounded right now?? |
Katechon
03.29.12 | Someguest next plz. |
MO
03.29.12 | ahahaha psychological genius is sonic |
JWT155
03.29.12 | Only real hard asses get grounded, didn't you know! |
Funeralopolis
03.29.12 | "many of his other ratings, such as his high ratings for bruce springsteen, the national, the mars volta, and other artists, are to impress the staff members who love those artists. they remain unimpressed, and they continually pick on neutral for being feminine and unpleasant"
pretty sure you did but this is still pretty lolz |
MO
03.29.12 | you know you want to do sea |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | lol he used the term deflection
sonic, master of high school level psych class |
Hyperion1001
03.29.12 | oh my god no i will do someguest
pretty please |
JWT155
03.29.12 | Do you have a gf sonic or have seen a vagina besides when you unfortunately came out of your mother's womb? |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | thats the point i kept trying to make cause he knows hes too fat and ignorant to ever have a girlfriend, or even a friend |
Maniac!
03.29.12 | kate.....
kate bush. |
JWT155
03.29.12 | Does she microwave hot pockets for you? |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | "i'm currently in a relationship with a beautiful elderly woman named kate."
wtf is wrong with you lol |
AngelofDeath
03.29.12 | Girls only like guys that jam Eloy and Killing Joke. |
macadoolahicky
03.29.12 | This is amazing. |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | yeah it really is a brilliant literary work |
Maniac!
03.29.12 | neutral felt the need to respond to this. may prove your insecurity claim |
JWT155
03.29.12 | I'm picturing sonic in a computer lab where every kid there is throwing spitballs and rubber bands at him. |
JWT155
03.29.12 | cool story bro |
Veldin
03.29.12 | sonic4president |
JWT155
03.29.12 | The only insecurity I find is that you are unpopular, probably teased and hated at your school and you
resort to internet personas so that you can forget, for a little at least, that in real life no one
likes you. |
klap
03.29.12 | some truly insightful analysis here doctor sonic, have you ever considered publishing your work? |
iswimfast
03.29.12 | People falling for trolls in a troll thread. More at 11. |
Maniac!
03.29.12 | This is quite sad. |
Hyperion1001
03.29.12 | ooo sonic you should do riff next
that would really rustle his jimmies |
Katechon
03.29.12 | "thats the point i kept trying to make cause he knows hes too fat and ignorant to ever have a girlfriend, or even a friend"
umad? |
Funeralopolis
03.29.12 | Every now and then I try to give Neutral the benefit of the doubt and then he does something embarrassing. |
JWT155
03.29.12 | It's fucking progmaster, what do you expect |
Crysis
03.29.12 | i mean honestly from his fb pics he looks like he's 14 or 15 |
JWT155
03.29.12 | Links plz |
Crysis
03.29.12 | exhibit a:
http://s15.postimage.org/vcuz2fiy3/260493_2154646112715_1443303047_2491040_5229185.jpg |
JWT155
03.29.12 | At least he doesn't have a neckbeard like sonic |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | why are you guys still posting on this |
Crysis
03.29.12 | he's holding a radiohead vinyl that's WORSE |
ZilbelPing
03.29.12 | hahahahahaha
This was a good read.
The fact that sonic is still trolling hard in the thread m/ |
Katechon
03.29.12 | Sonic do you ever have any classwork to do? |
MoosechriS
03.29.12 | Hahahaha
Just got in from a long day at work and this has just made me laugh so hard. M/ |
SpiritCrusher2
03.29.12 | oh man this is awesome hahahaha
|
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | you must have a dull life |
Crysis
03.29.12 | sonic you can analyze me if you want |
Tyrael
03.29.12 | But Crysis you listen to indie why would you judge other people for liking radiohead???????? |
Crysis
03.29.12 | i mean raidohead 'aint no wilco |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | something in my veins, bloodier than blood |
wabbit
03.29.12 | lol this is awesome |
theacademy
03.29.12 | oh really youre the only user who 'gets to him'
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6mexyDbSI1qd37u4o1_400.jpg |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | u also have a lot of time on them hands |
ConsiderPhlebas
03.29.12 | What's the thing with the gf's feet? |
bloc
03.29.12 | Dude this is really good |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | agreed brilliantly done |
someguest
03.29.12 | how many boxes of anal beads did you go through writing this one |
Motiv3
03.29.12 | Lol this was pretty amusing. |
OnlyAnchors
03.29.12 | lol this is so dumb. why in gods name would anyone waste time doing this |
Hyperion1001
03.29.12 | fuck off |
SpiritCrusher2
03.29.12 | it's not a waste of time, it's his job goddamnit! he's a psychologist, can't you see? |
ILJ
03.29.12 | LOTY |
chambered69
03.29.12 | lol neutralthunder sucks |
botb
03.29.12 | best list i've seen sonic make in ages |
effthesystem
03.29.12 | look at neutralthunder whining like a bitch haha |
tarkus
03.29.12 | Lol m/
Do me I am the true spirit of prog sans jethro n nag |
coneren
03.29.12 | what are all of your opinions on the death penalty |
chambered69
03.29.12 | i think its just outrageous iw ant to smack you |
coneren
03.29.12 | no please |
eternium
03.29.12 | This made me lol hard. |
Scoot
03.29.12 | i dont see why people give hawks so much shit when this clown is around |
coneren
03.29.12 | agreed |
KILL
03.29.12 | haha awesome shit man yea do fade next or rocker23472654812314
|
pizzamachine
03.29.12 | oooboy these are always fun |
kris.
03.29.12 | lol progmaster kid is obviously a closet homosexual
hey sonic do me i wanna fix my flaws plz |
someguest
03.29.12 | cristina, i got an itch |
MaskAtTheMasquerade
03.29.12 | i mean raidohead 'aint no wilco [2] |
Apollo
03.29.12 | List made me lol pretty hard, but Netural isn't that bad. He has matured a fair bit. I demand that an analysis be done of myself Sonic. |
someguest
03.29.12 | "I demand an anal be done on myself Sonic." |
coneren
03.29.12 | you rule too much |
Apollo
03.29.12 | mm anal
thanks conebro |
coneren
03.29.12 | np friend |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | lol |
ThroneOfAgony
03.29.12 | fck u anal hairs |
Apollo
03.29.12 | Proggy is aight, but dude...BTBAM is fucking awful |
someguest
03.29.12 | cone pass the beer, prepare your rear |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | fair enough apollo their not for every1 i still like you bro m/ and u like el national so ur good with me |
someguest
03.29.12 | trying to convert cone from lesbianism |
coneren
03.29.12 | wont happen |
someguest
03.29.12 | it's an obligation |
coneren
03.29.12 | r u gay |
someguest
03.29.12 | do i look like robertsona
i'm offended man |
coneren
03.29.12 | idk do you |
coneren
03.29.12 | i have my own pencil dick i dont need those |
someguest
03.29.12 | yeah system he's had a wig for awhile
pedophiles bald early in life |
coneren
03.29.12 | i have a full head of hair im telling jom what you said |
coneren
03.29.12 | i cant click that how the fuck am i supposed to look at it |
someguest
03.29.12 | i had a mouse without a right click button once |
Activista anti-MTV
03.29.12 | BEING GROUNDED SUCKS |
coneren
03.29.12 | the right click button is pointless so im glad you got rid of it |
omnipanzer
03.29.12 | Lol. Fine work here. [2]
Best sonic list ever (to date). |
coneren
03.29.12 | idk what the fuck that means |
CtrlCCtrlV
03.29.12 | i remember when i had a ctrl+c ctrl+v concept in my head |
coneren
03.29.12 | when was that |
someguest
03.29.12 | i learned how to type on an apple II |
coneren
03.29.12 | whats that |
someguest
03.29.12 | the second apple that falls from the tree |
coneren
03.29.12 | wow it had a keyboard |
NeutralThunder12
03.29.12 | u guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
someguest
03.29.12 | yeah where you think newton got his knowledge
wikipedia |
coneren
03.29.12 | what do you want were talking about gravity here |
coneren
03.29.12 | wow man i bet he did that fucking asshole |
omnipanzer
03.29.12 | commodore 64 and a Tandy TRS-80 bitches |
someguest
03.29.12 | quit making up words |
coneren
03.29.12 | yeah we are having a real intelligent discussion here and you bring in that bullshit |
BallsToTheWall
03.29.12 | I nominate myself to be analyzed and inspected. |
BallsToTheWall
03.29.12 | also JWT's attempt to troll sonic is rofl. |
tarkus
03.29.12 | analysis would just say "fag" |
Funeralopolis
03.29.12 | mind of systemunfolded: well im a yankee, i dont cut wood. instead i flip a switch and BOOM! you got yourself a roaring flame, then the bong, and of course, thrash, or prog, w/e im in the mood for., sometimes its jam rock.
|
Funeralopolis
03.29.12 | looped indefinitely |
KjSwantko
03.29.12 | "he claims to be the master of prog, despite enjoying no prog other than pink floyd and the rush song "tom sawyer."
lol'd |
Parallels
03.29.12 | lolol awesome list
"if you wish for dr. sonic to analyze you hard" |
Oceanus
03.29.12 | Yeah you should do Wylie. sonic notoriously doesn't take anything on this site seriously and it's awesome. |
Days of Future Passed
03.29.12 | Plumber, now psychologist. Wonder what else sonic can do |
Ire
03.29.12 | lol'd hard |
MMX
03.29.12 | Best list ever
Someone should feature this |
tarkus
03.30.12 | i wonder if he would get pissed if i linked to mini-craig's fb profile |
LifeAsAChipmunk
03.30.12 | Who the hell is craig hoberman?
I'm being serious though, never heard of him. |
BarkHammer
03.30.12 | Avery Cagel's Best Bagels, man you have to own a bagel store. |
Tyrannic
03.30.12 | lmao, this is great
you could probably do a good one about me. lol by all means go for it |
Spec
03.30.12 | Feature. |
Apollo
03.30.12 | feature (2) |
tarkus
03.30.12 | Who the hell is craig hoberman?
I'm being serious though, never heard of him.
prob cos no one has ever heard of you |
Spec
03.30.12 | APOLLLLLLLO |
Jesuslaves
04.04.12 | analize me, dr sonic |
HitlerIsGod
04.04.12 | lol'd |
Inveigh
04.04.12 | whoa a Jesuslaves sighting
but dude TheAnalyzer already did you |
Spec
04.04.12 | Yeah some of us still haven't got one. |
Jesuslaves
04.04.12 | he didn't do me good enough |
spillingmercury
04.04.12 | "whereas i am 16 and act 50,"
sonic, achieving decrepit sage status through rush and thrash exposure at the tender age of 16. |
Inveigh
04.04.12 | saw a dateline special on that once |
Wolfhorde
04.06.12 | Pure gold, you should write a book. |
DoubtGin
04.07.12 | not true |
wacknizzle
06.09.13 | This list is fucking hilarious and sadly true. Poor proggy. |
toxin.
06.09.13 | pleb psychiatry, this is so bad you could probably be a professional psychiatrist |
Keyblade
06.09.13 | *dead* |
Activista anti-MTV
06.10.13 | you're not a psychologist |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.01.15 | bump |
sonictheplumber
01.01.15 | whats up with these artards tellin me im a bad psychologist?
jesus christ |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.01.15 | agreed fucking idiots half of these users dont even KNOW progmaster |
sonictheplumber
01.01.15 | hahaha dude seriously! i mean he's changed his name 17 times just to get away from his reputation as a diddler |
sonictheplumber
01.01.15 | theres no way they know him |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.01.15 | lol it never lasted, idiot couldnt help but 5 btbams entire discog.
i literally just crept his facebook and wot how old is that kid now |
sonictheplumber
01.01.15 | god fuckin weird faggot has that same pic of him and the aforementioned girlfriend
he's had a fucked up feet thing goin on with this bitch for like 4 years!r |
sonictheplumber
01.01.15 | hahahaha i know dude its like how you can spot my alts cause they 5 like 7 or 8 rush records and saint vitus |
ShadowRemains
01.01.15 | just link his blood mountain review and we'll be off and running |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.01.15 | are they still together or is he just the upmost creepy
also feet are gross
altho my current girlfriend once forced me to let her suck my toes because she thought it was hilarious and i kind of didnt mind it |
sonictheplumber
01.01.15 | i havent even felt an ass since january man almost a year now wow |
sonictheplumber
01.01.15 | let alone a fuckin foot |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
01.01.15 | thats a hard bummer bro i wish u great sexy time luck in 2015 |