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Sonicthepsychologist: Neutralthunder12

since i recently got my degree in party-planning, i've decided to start practicing on sputnik users. here is an analysis of neutralthunder12. we will get to the bottom of his behavior.
1the national

INSECURITY: neutralthunder's most obvious characteristic is his extreme insecurity. despite his claim to be 18 years old (with a girlfriend, whose feet he has seen), he follows around younger users (though mentally older) and brags about being 18, being a "pro boxer," and having seen his girlfriend's feet. this constant bragging reveals his insecurity about himself, and him taking up boxing surely has to do with the constant bullying he has likely received in school. it could also be a method of making him feel good about himself, since perhaps a family member has touched him inappropriately or possibly beaten him.
2the mars volta

CONFORMITY: this ties in with neutralthunder's insecurity. he has likely been outcast from most social situations due to his girlish nature, which has attracted him a presumably lesbian girlfriend, whose existence is uncomfirmed, and he brags about it. but another part of his insecurity is conformity, and how he does it without even masking it. he claims to be the master of prog, despite enjoying no prog other than pink floyd and the rush song "tom sawyer." the rest of his prog ratings were stolen from user KILL, a good friend and respected colleague of mine, and he is trying to impress him. many of his other ratings, such as his high ratings for bruce springsteen, the national, the mars volta, and other artists, are to impress the staff members who love those artists. they remain unimpressed, and they continually pick on neutral for being feminine and unpleasant, but he is persistent about his conformity and his efforts to be one of sputnik's cool guys.
3between the buried and me

GRUDGES: it is no secret that i have often acted as a bully towards craig hoberman, and i have struck a chord. i obviously remind him of one of the many children who used to beat him up in school, and so he has taken a liking to following me around and rating good albums (AKA albums i like) low scores. (he continues to give bad albums high ratings, which i explained earlier.) anyway, he holds grudges against the users who make fun of him, or at least the ones that he knows makes fun of him. all users pick on craig, but the only one who gets to him is me. but i am now trying to help him out. his tendency to hold grudges is due to his being molested as a child or beaten by bullies.
4 pink floyd
he hasnt heard a pink floyd album but says he likes them

CONCLUSION: craig hoberman is insecure, an extreme conformist, and he holds feminine grudges against users who are younger, handsomer, and smarter than he is. this is normal if he were a 12 year old (perhaps neutralthunder12 reveals more than we think) but he claims to be an adult who gets to suck on his girlfriend's foot ALL THE TIME!!! this psychologist hopes dearly that craig will grow up and finally be comfortable with himself and no longer have to put his own insecurities on cooler people.
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