Iamthe Nightstars
06.14.12 | cool story bro. |
Sirob
06.14.12 | never been rejected, probably because theyre dead before they can get a word in |
RooseveltsGhost
06.14.12 | dont think about what could have been. fuck what could have been, cuz you're free to smoke and fuck and fight and NO ONE HAS GOT SHIT ON NIGHTSTAR |
Satellite
06.14.12 | never been rejected because i'm a 10 |
North0House2
06.14.12 | Dude, you should ask a robot out. Robots don't reject you as long as they know that you know where their off switch is. |
Sirob
06.14.12 | wow that was not funny |
Voivod
06.14.12 | Don't worry dude, there's plenty more where that girl came from. |
Sirob
06.14.12 | voivod youre so nice |
Recspecs
06.14.12 | Well at least you had the balls to ask her out, now can you proceed to rape her with ease? |
Sirob
06.14.12 | rape first, ask later |
KeithStone582
06.14.12 | " it doesn't feel that bad. "
made a list... |
SgtPepper
06.14.12 | This is going to sound really cheesy, but
the "right" girl will come to you eventually. Someone who finds you attractive for both your personality and looks. I say listen to some good music (smoke some pot if you have it) and just chill. Take pride in the fact that you actually man'd up and confronted her- a lot of guys dont have the courage to do that. As i said, the right girl will come eventually. |
Iamthe Nightstars
06.14.12 | thanks for your sincerity paperback
|
MuhNamesTyler
06.14.12 | Well at least you had the balls to ask her out, now you can proceed to rape her with ease.
Fixed |
Sanders
06.14.12 | Did you purposefully choose your name so that when you comment on anything on the front page it says "Iamthe Nig"? Because if so, that's pretty genius |
Iamthe Nightstars
06.14.12 | Completely unintentional. But it has made me remembered on here. |
MMX
06.14.12 | I honestly thought this was gonna be about you asking a girl out |
Iamthe Nightstars
06.14.12 | it is. |
MMX
06.14.12 | Asking for a number =/= Asking a girl out |
Iamthe Nightstars
06.14.12 | I also added "and we could hang out sometime" |
MMX
06.14.12 | Oh well you never mentioned that
|
Rev
06.14.12 | I know that feeling, bruh
*hugs* |
Iamthe Nightstars
06.14.12 | lol, well she has a boyfriend. |
MuhNamesTyler
06.14.12 | ..So she says |
MMX
06.14.12 | "I'm Sorry, but I have a Boyfriend" is code for I don't want to talk to you or get to know you |
MMX
06.14.12 | Sorry man HUGS |
Satellite
06.14.12 | or it's code for they actually have a boyfriend |
Trebor.
06.14.12 | Statistics show that some women have boyfriends
|
Iamthe Nightstars
06.14.12 | "or it's code for they actually have a boyfriend"
it's not that unlikely that they are in a relationship.. |
MuhNamesTyler
06.14.12 | Your self-esteem will be the judge
Oh well nvm if you already know |
Trebor.
06.14.12 | She's not worth your time bro
I bet she doesn't even listen to Pixies |
Satellite
06.14.12 | treb you can't just say something like that without providing a source @ yr previous comment |
Trebor.
06.14.12 | We have the facts and we're voting yes |
Satellite
06.14.12 | i love coldplay |
Trebor.
06.14.12 | If you loved coldplay then you wouldn't have to worry about girls |
xevman
06.14.12 | ^^^^^^^^ |
Deviant.
06.14.12 | "Don't worry dude, there's plenty more where that girl came from."
Does she have sisters or something? |
Anthracks
06.14.12 | ive never been rejected because im never the one to make moves. you gotta work for this honey |
East Hastings
06.14.12 | quite literally "where she came from" then |
Eclecticist
06.14.12 | I guess it sucks that you were rejected
-shrugs-
I wonder if there is a meme up somewhere that addresses the hilarity of a user having an unimportant interaction with a girl and then making a list about it sputnik. |
WeepingBanana
06.14.12 | if your dick was out while you asked her she would have said yes
rookie mistake |
TomArnoldsArmpit
06.14.12 | fuck man I don't know, rejection is a difficult thing to accept. I try to reach out by making a list about it on sputnik. women love creepy internet coping mechanisms. I am absolutely certain that she made a mistake, seeing as how you have mastered the art of such a thing.
shoulda had more confidence man, bitches can't say no to confidence. |
ThroneOfAgony
06.14.12 | who cares if you get rejected, jesus christ. you'll probably never see that girl again in the long run so it doesn't matter, at all |
Blackbelt54
06.14.12 | Getting rejected is better than never asking in the first place |
ReturnOfTheDnor
06.14.12 | Getting Rejected? An Alpha Male doesn't take no for an answer....She's just playing Hard To Get... |
Wolfhorde
06.14.12 | You have to kick in her door wearing war paint and a leather armor (you can also go for berserker fur optionally) with either a waraxe or a two handed sword screaming BITCH WANNA GO OUT and if she's not impressed she's not worth your time and you can just rape/decapitate her. |
ReturnOfTheDnor
06.14.12 | ^Ah, The Ol' Wylie Method. Tried and True. |
Wolfhorde
06.14.12 | It's the way brobraryans roll. |
omnipanzer
06.14.12 | Getting rejected is better than never asking in the first place[2]
Just tell everyone you slept with her and she was a terrible lay.
Don't do that, that's a horrible thing to do. |
Wolfhorde
06.14.12 | if that kinda shit works where you people come from there's gotta be some gullible knuckleheads. |
Tyrael
06.14.12 | The level of retardation in this thread is over 9000
congrats sputnik you have done it again |
Wolfhorde
06.14.12 | Not like you're saying that in every 2nd thread or something alike. |
Tyrael
06.14.12 | Yea wolf you really get me BRO |
Wolfhorde
06.14.12 | You're just mad Belgium didn't make it into Euro 2012. |
benkim
06.14.12 | Why would you even feel bad in the first place. You don't even know the girl and don't even know if she would meet your standards of women or not (you got standards right). You might feel bad about this girl but you don't know if she is crazy (in a bad way) and loves shitty bands like Dead by April and shit. And BTW you just don't ask for a girls number mate. |
DarkNoctus
06.14.12 | i've never been rejected either, weird :] |
Tyrael
06.14.12 | Lol
the belgian team sucks
but yea I'm mad the dutch lost |
Wolfhorde
06.14.12 | "i've never been rejected either, weird :]"
That's cause you pay.
"but yea I'm mad the dutch lost"
lol why? |
benkim
06.14.12 | ...and if you actually just ask for her number and says no
Getting Rejected? An Alpha Male doesn't take no for an answer....She's just playing Hard To Get...
This^^^ |
Tyrael
06.14.12 | '"but yea I'm mad the dutch lost"
lol why?'
Becuz I was rooting for them
dont ask why lol I dunno |
Wolfhorde
06.14.12 | Makes perfect sense. |
DarkNoctus
06.14.12 | "That's cause you pay."
i hate youuu!! >:[ |
Maniac!
06.14.12 | Man, I thought my lists were terrible. |
insomniac15
06.14.12 | like Daniel Johnston said: True Love Will Find You In The End |
Recspecs
06.14.12 | "the belgian team sucks"
Lol they aren't that bad. |
Emim
06.14.12 | Thou art the nig |
taxidermist
06.14.12 | The only time it would probably suck to be rejected is if you've known the girl/are friends with her. Friendzone must be a
bitch, haha. |
ReturnOfTheDnor
06.14.12 | She puts me in the Friendzone?
I put her in the Rape Zone.
|
Winrar
06.14.12 | boo |
HitlerIsGod
06.14.12 | never been rejected because i dont give them a chance to answer, i tell them to fuck off and reject them first before they can reject me. feels good man |
Eclecticist
06.14.12 | "i hate youuu!! >:["
idk why but I died of laughter when I read this |
Wolfhorde
06.14.12 | "i hate youuu!! >:["
Well, it's true.
"Man, I thought my lists were terrible."
They are, you are just a pseudo-elitist judoka smartass.
"I put her in the Rape Zone."
Win. |
TheFonz123
06.15.12 | "ive never been rejected because im never the one to make moves."
The same thing with me, I have serious intimacy issues and so I never ever initiate even when a girl is giving strong/blatantly obvious signals. |
Wolfhorde
06.15.12 | ^ more booze.
/thread |
taxidermist
06.15.12 | "The same thing with me, I have serious intimacy issues and so I never ever initiate even when a girl is giving strong/blatantly obvious signals."
Dude, you're the Fonz! |
HitlerIsGod
06.15.12 | "The same thing with me, I have serious intimacy issues and so I never ever initiate even when a girl is giving strong/blatantly obvious signals."
uh, wow. ok...good luck with that. thanks for sharing. |
benkim
06.18.12 | She puts me in the Friendzone?
I put her in the Rape Zone.
LMAO. That was sick and sad but pretty funny too. |
Spec
06.18.12 | Good you're not being a little bitch about it. |
