AudreyMyers: 🛟 SOS Titanic tourist submersible

AudreyMyers 06.21.23	It will have a happy ending?
Trifolium 06.21.23	$250,000 per person for a very unpleasant death...
Sharenge 06.21.23	unda da sea
DoofDoof 06.21.23	worst nightmare
SomeCallMeTim 06.21.23	this is why I love this site
MO 06.21.23	an awful situation that could've been avoided if the CEO didn't cut corners with regards to costs and safety. just awful
Egarran 06.21.23	Those poor poor people. Doing my best to not be morbidly cynical about this.
sneakers 06.21.23	operated by a video game controller.
zakalwe 06.21.23	Waiting for the ‘miraculous’ rescue operation and money spinning story rights. Fucking graveyards a tourist attraction now are they? Have some respect for the dead ya bunch of inconsiderate slags
chemicalmarriage 06.21.23	They fucked around and found out
radianteclipse 06.21.23	I hate to say it but even if they do find it there is virtually no chance of a rescue unless it actually managed to resurface somewhere.
sneakers 06.21.23	rip bozo
Hyperion1001 06.21.23	you know what they call 5 rich people at the bottom of the ocean?
radianteclipse 06.21.23	Does this count towards the Titanic's death toll?
SomeCallMeTim 06.21.23	@radiant was unironically wondering the same thing
neekafat 06.21.23	maybe this is heartless but who gives a shit about five millionaires in the middle of the ocean people are dying fucking everywhere and no one cares
sneakers 06.21.23	Well yea, but one of the dudes is a renowned french deep diver tho he not a billionaire prolly not even a millionaire tho tbh, also one is a 19 year old son of one of the billionaires so cant really be mad at him, the ire should go to the stupid CEO
SomeCallMeTim 06.21.23	what's getting me and I think a lot of people is if they are still alive the unimaginable horror they are currently / were going through in their last moments. Doesn't matter how much money you got, fucking horrible for anybody to experience that
Rowhaus 06.21.23	"maybe this is heartless but who gives a shit about five millionaires in the middle of the ocean people are dying fucking everywhere and no one cares" god this is such a douchey comment
sneakers 06.21.23	"what's getting me and I think a lot of people is if they are still alive the unimaginable horror they are currently / were going through in their last moments. Doesn't matter how much money you got, fucking horrible for anybody to experience that" yeah I can't imagine a much more terrible and overwhelming dread that they are experiencing
budgie 06.21.23	art the clown is nowhere near ghostface
MarsKid 06.21.23	Whole things sounds like a tragic lesson learned. You cannot be cutting corners on transport vehicles, especially anything traveling to a substantial depth. Just completely irresponsible on behalf of the company.
sneakers 06.21.23	tbh tourist visits to the titanic shouldn't be allowed by the international community
MarsKid 06.21.23	Didn't think they were. Lot of lessons being learned because of this.
sneakers 06.21.23	nah i was just saying in general
neekafat 06.21.23	"god this is such a douchey comment" whatever, this is getting even more traction than the hundreds of Pakistanis that died in that boat sink near Greece
SlothcoreSam 06.21.23	Taking the phrase "First World Problems" to a whole new level.... Meanwhile, more important news, Brit. Billionaire Passenger's Stepson ... ATTENDS BLINK-182 SHOW DURING RESCUE MISSION
sneakers 06.21.23	yeah saw that, really hard to fathom doing that.
Rowhaus 06.21.23	Yeah guys, just remember that if someone you love dies no one gives a shit. People are dying everywhere.
SomeCallMeTim 06.22.23	You just gave the Sputnihilists a hard-on
zaruyache 06.22.23	dude the lore on that stepson guy is nuts, what a piece of shit.
Sharenge 06.22.23	rude
Jots 06.22.23	the orcas are on the job don’t worry (•‿•)
Kompys2000 06.22.23	Not rowhaus of all users finger-wagging for douchebaggery lmao Hope they end up alright except for the CEO
Koris 06.22.23	The memes on this have already been pretty wild
chemicalmarriage 06.22.23	Just saw where the stepson of one of these victims is currently at a blink182 concert grieving in his own special way god bless him
Sharenge 06.22.23	what's wrong with that!?
pizzamachine 06.22.23	Grieving occurs in a variety of ways
SomeCallMeTim 06.22.23	did you see his facebook post? lol why even post that you're going
SomeCallMeTim 06.22.23	ok the fact that part of the steering mechanism is literally, LITERALLY a modified game controller is incredibly fucked up. I thought people were just making fun of how the controls looked or something. nope.
chemicalmarriage 06.22.23	Dammit
sneakers 06.22.23	Every billionaire wants his libertarian deregulation paradise until he fucks up and needs 3 militaries to save him
DinosaurJones 06.22.23	Apparently the stepson of one of the billionaires (millionaires?) was posting on Instagram at a blink182 concert being all "Lol, this is probably insensitive with everything that's going on, but music helps me heal" and then got kicked out for threatening female DJs.
Spec 06.22.23	They’re fucked now it’s too late. Probably snagged up on a ghost net somewhere.
Spec 06.22.23	“ok the fact that part of the steering mechanism is literally, LITERALLY a modified game controller” A knockoff Xbox controller. Good work everybody.
Supercoolguy64 06.22.23	everything I have read about this situation has been the dumbest shit I’ve read all week
PotsyTater 06.22.23	Running out of oxygen actually seems like a pretty not so bad way to croak, no? The real horror here is being in such close proximity with a bunch of people that will likely pee and shit themselves before then and also probably lose their minds and panic and start doing some crazy shit.
Supercoolguy64 06.22.23	I’ve been cracking my own fair share of jokes about this but it’s sincerely sad and disturbing to think sudden implosion 15,000 ft underwater would ever be a “preferable” death
Spec 06.22.23	But it’s days sitting there knowing you’re going to run out of oxygen and not being able to do anything about it. Sounds like absolute hell.
PotsyTater 06.22.23	It would be a race against the clock to see if you could breath all the oxygen away and pass out before everyone started shitting and pissing their pants
Spec 06.22.23	Just start hyperventilating as a troll.
PotsyTater 06.22.23	“ sudden implosion” Is this science? Would there be an implosion when the oxygen runs out? Would you be passed out before then?
Sharenge 06.22.23	he's referring to the other possible outcome being preferable to being trapped in that thing for days while oxygen runs out... I'm not a scientist but they say if there was a serious failure the water pressure being 2 miles under the ocean kills you instantly... could be bullshit I don't know
PotsyTater 06.22.23	If I was alone I’d rather wait to suffocate but with several other people all losing their minds yeah maybe
sneakers 06.22.23	if its snagged on a net that in and of itself doesn't explain why it lost connection to the mother ship. I think more likely something either rendered the crew incapacitated like a fire or a breach/flooding or it imploded dude to the water pressure being greater than the vessle could handle -- if this happens my understanding is that the ocean will crush it like a paper cup.
sneakers 06.22.23	"everything I have read about this situation has been the dumbest shit I’ve read all week" all year tbh
Spec 06.22.23	Implosion could totally happen because they’re 13,000 feet below surface and it sounds like the sub is pos that has no business being under that kind of pressure.
PotsyTater 06.22.23	The thing that really gets me is reading that this thing is like the size of a mini van. Terrifying
Sharenge 06.22.23	"with several other people all losing their minds yeah maybe" don't forget, they're all pissing and shitting themselves
PotsyTater 06.22.23	Fr!!!
chemicalmarriage 06.22.23	a fart in these conditions is treacherous let alone a full on shitting of the pants these poor fucks
sneakers 06.22.23	IF they're alive, they're all hyper ventilating, have slim to no rations, pissing, shitting, probably vomiting, fighting, crying, praying, screaming, and the rest
PotsyTater 06.22.23	This seems like an immensely stupid amount of risk just for a shitty little porthole view of some dimly lit boat rubbish
chemicalmarriage 06.22.23	You had me at pissing
PotsyTater 06.22.23	“ IF they're alive, they're all hyper ventilating, have slim to no rations, pissing, shitting, probably vomiting, fighting, crying, praying, screaming, and the rest” Maybe they’re just vibing man why so negative
Sharenge 06.22.23	lol I was gonna say "no chance they bro'in out?"
sneakers 06.22.23	"“ IF they're alive, they're all hyper ventilating, have slim to no rations, pissing, shitting, probably vomiting, fighting, crying, praying, screaming, and the rest” Maybe they’re just vibing man why so negative " lmao I guess but I really doubt it
Sharenge 06.22.23	OPEN THE ESCAPE HATCH
Jasdevi087 06.22.23	never noticed before how much the first part of the flute melody in My Heart Will Go On sounds like the crescendo in The Manifold Curiousity
ShadowRemains 06.22.23	"if i were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean i would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps" my favorite comment on this stupidity so far
Spec 06.22.23	They don’t even have an escape hatch. Even if they surfaced somebody from the outside would have to get them out. The whole thing is just a mix of my biggest fears.
MoM 06.22.23	SOMEONE GRAB THE GREEN PHONE! CONTACT THE ALIENS FOR HELP! THE SEA, TO THE SEEEAAAA
Spec 06.22.23	Almost but not quite at nutty putty cave levels of nightmare fuel.
sneakers 06.22.23	a literal rip bozo situation
sneakers 06.22.23	"Almost but not quite at nutty putty cave levels of nightmare fuel. " what is this
Spec 06.22.23	Look up nutty putty cave incident. It’s very uncomfortable.
Spec 06.22.23	https://youtu.be/WaIoXN-7FjM Here ya go.
zakalwe 06.22.23	Gentile or Jew O you who turn the wheel and look to windward, Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you.
sneakers 06.22.23	damn that's pretty bad, but at least there were people there with him,
Jasdevi087 06.22.23	cheers i almost had a panic attack reading about that lmao, I'd rather be in the sub
ffs 06.22.23	according to history, if they pray and repent enough, after 3 days the whale should throw them up on the shores of nineveh
Egarran 06.22.23	Now we just wish they document their final time and that we are able to salvage their phones.
Flugmorph 06.22.23	such a shame about those rich people doing some extreme catastrophy tourism
garas 06.22.23	Hey, you should add this album entry to this list too: https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=191372 > Now we just wish they document their final time and that we are able to salvage their phones. Those recordings must be brutal. [insert Metalocalypse meme here]
Spec 06.22.23	Well I’m sure the conspiracy theories about the banging noises are in the works.
sneakers 06.22.23	Rip bozo
Spec 06.22.23	My heart will go on.
AudreyMyers 06.22.23	RIP
frozencarl 06.22.23	http://www.sanfranchronicle.com/found:-oceangate-submersible-located-by-sonar-near-titanic-wreck-ysiebs RIP (graphic, do not open at work)
PotsyTater 06.22.23	What kind of “graphic” are we talkin
SomeCallMeTim 06.22.23	It’s that big black dude dick
zakalwe 06.22.23	At least that’ll never die
SomeCallMeTim 06.22.23	The dude in that picture did die actually. His life was also kinda ruined by that pic going viral
sneakers 06.22.23	sounds like it imploded due to a pressure breach. it's the ceo's fault lets be honest. the sub design was completely untested and uncertified, and he ignored warnings from his own engineers and from others in the field. amazingly poetic when you think about it
neekafat 06.22.23	u think celion dion is gonna be getting a lot of royalties soon
PotsyTater 06.22.23	They are with the mer-people now
chemicalmarriage 06.22.23	Days, I've been like this for days Hiding underneath the darkest waves I've been praying for the tide to change Head, is this all in my head? Running over every word I said When they finally found my note, it read If you need me, I'll be lying here at the bottom of the ocean If you need me, I'll be right here
Supercoolguy64 06.22.23	@frozencari Opened at work. Was not dissappoint.
sneakers 06.22.23	even if the CEO wasn't on the vessel his life would have been effectively over anway, he would have been jammed up with charges of some sort and lawsuits for the rest of his life, and also extreme public shaming, at the very least his life as an "explorer" and "innovator" would be over
Egarran 06.22.23	Probably just a stunt to get off the grid.
veninblazer 06.22.23	Most expensive suicide mission of all time.
Flugmorph 06.22.23	I'm just glad Iron Lung got a boost of popularity from this. Easily one of my favorite indie game of recent times.
Gyromania 06.22.23	This is so incredibly sad. Dogshit company neglecting serious safety concerns.
sneakers 06.22.23	"Probably just a stunt to get off the grid. " or they had information that would lead to the indictment of hillary cli-------
Flugmorph 06.22.23	they finally found atlantis and shit was dope af
PotsyTater 06.22.23	I feel like these guys should get a refund
veninblazer 06.22.23	@Pots: kind of counterintuitive at this point since they're yknow dead
PotsyTater 06.22.23	Ya that’s the joke bozo
Ryus 06.22.23	why did u delete my comment audrey
Gyromania 06.22.23	Looks like they died early on, before anyone was even looking
bellovddd 06.22.23	this was never going to be a good idea. rich people are silly.
sneakers 06.22.23	"Ya that’s the joke bozo " [2]
sneakers 06.23.23	"'zmeh Dawood — the older sister of Pakistani businessman Shahzada Dawood — told NBC News that her nephew, Suleman, informed a relative that he "wasn't very up for it" and felt "terrified" about the trip to explore the wreckage of the Titanic.But the 19-year-old ended up going aboard OceanGate's 22-foot submersible because the trip fell over Father's Day weekend and he was eager to please his dad, who was passionate about the lore of the Titanic, according to Azmeh." "In recent years, Azmeh had fallen out of touch with Shahzada. She was diagnosed with primary progressive multiple sclerosis in 2014 and "reduced to being in a wheelchair." She and her husband decided to move from England to Amsterdam so she would have easier access to medicinal cannabis. But some of her family members, including Shahzada, disapproved of her use of cannabis and they started speaking less frequently. She said that she continued to feel close to Suleman, a young man she described as thoroughly good-hearted." judges his sister for using medicinal cannibis, pressures his son into going on an extremely dangerous vanity tour, gets himself and his son killed
sneakers 06.23.23	https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna90678
bellovddd 06.23.23	people really are dumb.
Supercoolguy64 06.23.23	Man, that’s just depressing
Sharenge 06.23.23	I woulda gone to the blink-182 concert too you're not gonna tell me not to smoke reefer
sneakers 06.23.23	Different family bozo
bellovddd 06.23.23	bozo is a very underappreciated insult these days. I'm going to use it more often
bellovddd 06.23.23	these submarine guys were real bozos for doing this.
PotsyTater 06.23.23	Bozo is the holy grail of ways to call someone stupid fr
zaruyache 06.23.23	the kid going along because he wanted to make his dad happy for father's day is the real clincher here. fuck everyone else involved with this whole thing, a merry [redacted] to them all.
SlothcoreSam 06.23.23	In 50 years time, there will be tourists visiting the Titan Submersible wreckage. If you want to pre-book, it's $500,000 US a ticket,
SomeCallMeTim 06.23.23	We weren’t fucking up our own ecosystem enough, we just have to ruin the ocean too
Colton 06.23.23	what do whales near the wreck of the Titanic have for lunch? Five Guys
bellovddd 06.23.23	lol
PotsyTater 06.23.23	Ooooooooooooooof
Sharenge 06.23.23	🤌
someone 06.23.23	All the people cheering the gruesome death of five people are so insensitive. Like have you any idea how many billionaires are still alive? 5 fewer won't be enough.
bellovddd 06.23.23	lol had me for a second there
Kompys2000 06.23.23	I will have you all know that it is NO LAUGHING MATTER for a guy to nail together a giant carbon-fiber dildo with a dualshock for a steering wheel and ignore everyone who told him it definitely wouldn't work and get four other guys to pay him a quarter mil each to blast them all into the inky depths of the sea in it
bellovddd 06.23.23	ye i thought it looked like a giant fleshlight.
Sharenge 06.23.23	how many journeys did the craft make successfully before its final voyage tho?
bellovddd 06.23.23	didnt make it when it mattered lol
garas 06.23.23	Alexa, play "Go Into The Water" by Dethklok! "We call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, This night is yours Because, one day we will all be with you in the black and deep One day we will all go into the water"
garas 06.23.23	> All the people cheering the gruesome death of five people are so insensitive. Like have you any idea how many billionaires are still alive? 5 fewer won't be enough. lol had me for a second there [2]
Flugmorph 06.23.23	damn the 19 year old son was terrified of going on that trip but did it for his dad on fathers day... thats depressing man.
Egarran 06.23.23	Imagine all the grief he will be avoiding now. Death is a blessing.
Flugmorph 06.23.23	bruh
Egarran 06.23.23	Just going for the positive angle.
chemicalmarriage 06.23.23	Better to die a jabroni than live like a bozo
MoM 06.23.23	Agreed.
sneakers 06.23.23	“ Stockton Rush, the OceanGate CEO whose flawed submarine imploded while en route to the Titanic, repeatedly dismissed an expert consultant’s warnings, a new report reveals. In a series of emails obtained by the BBC, deep-sea expedition expert Rob McCallum warned Rush that his design was faulty and urged him to get it independently certified. “In your race to Titanic you are mirroring that famous catch cry: ‘She is unsinkable’,” he wrote to Rush. But the OceanGate CEO scorned McCallum’s calls for restraint, calling them a “personal insult.” “We have heard the baseless cries of ‘you are going to kill someone’ way too often,” Rush fired back, adding that he was “tired of industry players who try to use a safety argument to stop innovation.” The implosion of Rush’s submarine earlier this week killed 5 people and kicked off a desperate multinational effort to save the doomed expedition.”
sneakers 06.23.23	Lmao this company gonna get sued into oblivion and maybe even charges brought
PotsyTater 06.23.23	“ to stop innovation” Oh yes I’ve heard the sub was deeply innovative 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
MoM 06.23.23	Innovative at killing
sneakers 06.23.23	"We have heard the baseless cries of ‘you are going to kill someone’ way too often,”" well he wont have to hear about it anymore
PotsyTater 06.23.23	So baseless
radianteclipse 06.23.23	People want to claim everyone making jokes are being insensitive, but that's the world we live in. Billionaires are off in their own fantasy land with more money than they could ever possibly need doing ridiculous things like this using money they have exploited from those working hard just to survive and yet when they are in distress it floods the news like we are all supposed to give a shit. And not only that, people's tax dollars are undoubtedly funding the efforts it took to find them. And then you have a refugee ship sinking killing 80 people but they aren't rich so it gets overshadowed by this. The ever growing gaps in wealth are fueling humanity's insensitivity towards the filthy rich.
PotsyTater 06.23.23	Honestly I know exactly one person calling the jokes insensitive and it’s rowhaus, the irony of which runs as deep as the wreckage this very voyage set out to explore Everyone else is on the same page. RIP to that poor kid tho.
MoM 06.23.23	Ironic indeed! Let’s not forget history, Rowhaus! I may have only been commenting for a year, but i, and many others, can attest. People can change and grow, but let’s be mindful
Flugmorph 06.24.23	did they actually find the controller? https://twitter.com/mearmalite10/status/1672294066535677952?s=20 lmao
Egarran 06.24.23	Well, it's been fun, but today we turn our expertise towards Russia.
Flugmorph 06.24.23	hope Oceandrowned is doing well
Egarran 06.24.23	Can't wait to hear his take.
Thalassic 06.24.23	Feel really bad for that kid. Dude was terrified before even going on that shitty excuse for a submarine and his worst fears actually came true. Horrible. As for the rest of them... They're a couple of billionaires that paid $250.000 to crawl into a "submarine" that seemed like it consisted of material they bought at BestBuy, was piloted by a $43 2010 video game controller, experienced multiple issues during the testing phase, wasn't approved by any instance that actually officially specializes in anything regarding submarines...and on top of that they signed a contract which included the word "death" about eight times. All that to catch a glimpse of a wreck which you also can find in hi-def on Youtube. Not like I wanted them to die and of course it would've been better if they'd have been saved, but at the end of the day I can't help but feel like they kinda asked for it? The ocean is majestic, but it's also absolutely terrifying. It is to be respected and not to be underestimated. When you underestimate and don't properly respect a power such as the ocean you shouldn't act surprised when bad luck befalls you.
zakalwe 06.24.23	‘Feel really bad for that kid. Dude was terrified before even going on that shitty excuse for a submarine and his worst fears actually came true. Horrible.’ Exactly the same as Eva Harts Mum who wouldn’t sleep at night while on the Titanic she had a premonition something terrible was going to happen months before, made her fears known to her husband and she weren’t wrong. Eva and her mum survived dad didn’t.
Colton 06.24.23	apparently it's actually common to use video game controllers for submarines
SomeCallMeTim 06.24.23	My friend was defending the game controller super hard for this reason, but I still have questions
PotsyTater 06.24.23	Isis - Oceanic
SomeCallMeTim 06.24.23	Ween - The Mollusk
Thalassic 06.24.23	Ahab - The Call of the Wretched Sea
Flugmorph 06.24.23	The Ocean - Pelagial
ToSmokMuzyki 06.24.23	what else do you expect when you go after the titanic
MoM 06.24.23	Had to have a sequel, didn’t they? Niggas always thinkin they Indiana Cousteau or something. They watch Planet Earth ONE TIME and…
PotsyTater 06.24.23	As I lay dying - an ocean between us Hmmm that one might be a little too on the nose
Spec 06.24.23	The Amity Affliction- Let The Ocean Take Me
Thalassic 06.24.23	Billy Ocean - Suddenly
Spec 06.24.23	Means- To Keep Me From Sinking
Flugmorph 06.24.23	Oceansize - Self Preserved While The Bodies Float Up
Thalassic 06.24.23	Emery - ...In Shallow Seas We Sail
anarchistfish 06.24.23	Guy went full bioshock, blackjack and hookers. Ancaps are so stupid
Flugmorph 06.24.23	ancom gang
ToSmokMuzyki 06.24.23	...and oceans - discography
ToSmokMuzyki 06.24.23	fuck you carl
Sharenge 06.24.23	King Crimson - In the Wake of Poseidon
Sharenge 06.24.23	feel like this entire tale is like an extreme microcosm of the state of our society in general in regards to responsibility, upkeep, due diligence, greed/laziness/refusal to do your job, negligence etc etc and based on the nature of the scenario in this instance it really just demonstrates how bad it actually must fucking be
PotsyTater 06.24.23	I’m still just reeling at the fact that this thing was deadass named oceangate Absolutely cursed name choice from chief bozo
Flugmorph 06.24.23	lmao true
Sharenge 06.24.23	then again guess I shouldn't pass judgement since I really don't know exactly what happened... maybe they would've been all good and their vessel really did get atak by whale
Supercoolguy64 06.24.23	skycamefalling - an ocean apart
sneakers 06.25.23	Drowned - the who
z00sh 06.25.23	how did stockton ever think it would be a good idea to make a submarine out of carbon fiber lmao
zaruyache 06.25.23	fancy spaceman technology why wouldn't it work
Hyperion1001 06.25.23	entombed - drowned
TheSonomaDude 06.25.23	Lol
PotsyTater 06.25.23	thats a good 1
z00sh 06.25.23	ocean man
sneakers 07.02.23	rip to this story, that was a good week of news, less of a rip to stockton "you get rememebred for the rules you break" rush
sneakers 07.06.23	a transcript of the last 20 min of communications between the Titan and the mothership Polar Prince (i think its called) is floating around the internet, dunno if its real or fake, but if real then they knew somehting was wrong, apparently all their emergency sensors were going crazy lol. rip bozo