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WTF is the movie Closer?

Obligatory "this is a music site" comment out of the way, I'm going to bitch about a movie now. I am referring to the 2004 film with Clive Owen, Jude Law, Natalie Portman, and Julia Roberts. This is my second time watching it and I struggling to understand what on earth its purpose is. I get it; people cheat on their significant others. Why on earth is that worthy of a near 2-hour slog? List is current digs, combined with some of my favorite over-the-top quotes from the movie. I feel these are unintentionally hilarious, but I do find them hilarious. Heads up though, these are certainly NSFW.
1Fear Factory

"Do you know what the heart looks like? IT LOOKS LIKE A FIST WRAPPED IN BLOOD"
KE 101

"What does your cunt taste like?"
Project Regeneration Vol. 2

"You'll be my whore, and in return I'll grant you liberty"
4A Perfect Circle
Thirteenth Step

"Fuck off and die, you [worthless?] slag"
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