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👀 Octo's Murder-Mystery Rating Party 👀

celebrating a number of comments and ratings whose synchronicity simply can't be ignored, inspired in part by johnny's steadfast investigative series
1Aurora Halal

1502 ratings... 1 + 5 + 02 = 8
4435 comments... (4+4) & (3+5)...both equal 8.......

It can't all be a just can't....
2Russian Circles

Chapter 08. You can call me Octo. My real name is Norma. Norma L. Octagon. What you've read so far is not the whole truth. Much has been changed to protect the innocent... and the guilty. I once read that the only philosophical question that matters is whether or not to shitpost. I guess that makes me a sputniker.
3Polygon Woods
Post Space

You can say it was my eclectic music taste. After my twin's death, my line segments couldn't cope. She didn't leave a rating... just a number. That number followed me from plane to plane, till college when I met her: Lois Griffiths. I thought she'd help me forget my twin's number.
Full Circle

It was a mistake to think I could escape it. I loved her. And I thought she loved me. Until the number returned to haunt me. That f***ing number... When I circled every 8th letter of her became clear.
5Kool Keith

The number had gone after me. And now it wanted Lois. I was right. She was in danger. I just didn't realize the danger was me. What began as a troll rating, turned into something more. Much, much more.
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