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Stranger Things ranked - Dedicated to Anthracks

I rewatched Stranger Things recently, and when I got to Season 4, I went to the Kate Bush - Hounds of Love review to gleefully repost "runnin up that hill" in the thread. What I found was far more entertaining than any shitpost I could ever dream up. Read below for my ranking of Stranger Things, with Anthracks' comments from the Hounds of Love thread in place of write-ups.
1Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein
Stranger Things, Volume One


people in my life wouldn't leave me alone about s4 of stranger things, even knowing how terrible i think the show is (when it came out it was one of few things i could watch with my 14 y.o brothers)... show is still absolute gutter trash. i'm surprised kate bush even went viral with the shitty marvel movie orchestral remix they did
2Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein
Stranger Things 2


Watching season 4 has me in perpetual eye roll … definitely not my idea of fun I might have a seizure soon.

So many of the storylines are so bad and not in a so bad it’s good way. They also try to make the comedy funnier by yelling the jokes really loud which is like my least favorite form of comedy
3Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein
Stranger Things 4


Eddie Munson is pretty cool though his screen time is very limited so far. The villain is almost a 1:1 translation of Freddy Krueger (they even casted him in the show as an homage), so I’d rather just watch NOES which is so bad it’s good
4Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein
Stranger Things 3


It’s literally icarly with guns and evil Russians (!!)
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