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Kim Petras Non-LP Singles Ranked

Listening to new Kim got me missing old Kim. Ranked all her non-album singles, included blurbs. Does not include Future Starts Now or Coconuts as it is not yet clear whether or not these are album singles.
13Kim Petras
Homework (feat. lil aaron)

This style of ballad is not becoming of Kim whatsoever. Duets are also not becoming of her music.
121,2,3 dayz up (feat. SOPHIE)

Boring. The pitch-bended “damn son where'd you find this” and “we don't stop” is cringe.
11If U Think About Me...

Seriously, hard no on this style of ballad. They really tightened things up for Clarity, sheesh.
10Can't Do Better

Some real odd 2000s worship going on here. Doesn't work that well.
9Hillside Boys

Despite being a fan of this general style, the swing on this one just never really worked for me. Not a terrible tune. Nice hook.
8Reminds Me

Inoffensive, hell, even good, but does nothing to stand out. I enjoy it when it's on but forget what it sounds like after. Hawking the Clarity sound, with none of the character.
7Slow It Down

Sexy tune, very emotional and her vocals are awesome on it. Incredibly dynamic compared to her other songs, with chipmunk vocals and great inclusion of sax on a cool breakdown. Overall, though, something about the structure holds it back--too much soft-loud, start-stop action happening. Reminds me of my teenage years pulling percussive elements in and out of a beat that I'd made in ableton.
6Faded (feat. lil aaron)

Slo-mo house with a bit of reggaeton influence. Lush, with a great performance from Kim and great vocal chopping action. Something about it feels rushed though. And the lil aaron verse is super aight.
5Malibu

I've always enjoyed this one but it's one of my less favorite of Kim's newer singles. Sounds great but doesn't actually have that much personality.
4All The Time

Cute af. Great song. Proof that Kim was fuckin with the '80s post-disco sound way before Charli.
3Heart to Break

On the lower end of the best, but still tops. Gorgeous, and brimming with the verve that makes Kim's music stick.
2Hills (feat. Baby E)

One of Kim's few non-album singles almost entirely influenced by trap music. Highly effective; beautiful melody, and the feature works because it's a verse rather than a full-on duet (plus the fact that it's not lil aaron probably maybe definitely).
1I Don't Want It At All

Nu-disco perfection. Superficial Kim at her best; impassioned vocal performance, colorful and emotional backing track, incredible pacing and structure.
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