JeremiahBullfrog
06.06.22 | List appears more butt-hurt than I intended.
What Hills will you guys die on? |
parksungjoon
06.06.22 | probably one with some grass and a nice view |
JeremiahBullfrog
06.06.22 | better than paying a mortgage |
IsisScript80
06.06.22 | "What Hills will you guys die on?"
I'll die on a mountain... no... a VAST CANYON of METAL! |
JeremiahBullfrog
06.06.22 | Cool fact about Canyons; The entire population of the world could fit into the Grand Canyon. |
kkarron
06.06.22 | Some takes are hotter than others, but Planet Caravan slander I will not abide to! |
JeremiahBullfrog
06.06.22 | Unless you are listening to the remaster you can barely hear the sodding thing anyway |
Demon of the Fall
06.06.22 | I'll die on Crystal Mountain, where evil take its form |
Cimnele
06.06.22 | the warlock of hot take mountain
imo my metal hill to die on is that modern metal drumming isn't much fun |
kkarron
06.06.22 | > imo my metal hill to die on is that modern metal drumming isn't much fun
totes. Most modern drummers have such a auditorily undynamic and pointlessly technical sound that comes across as some plodding sludgy nightmare. That and double-bass abuse. |
Anthracks
06.06.22 | deeds of flesh is the best death metal band of all-time and i'll never change my mind |
MO
06.06.22 | seriously underrated Anthracks agreed love me some Deeds m/ |
Shemson
06.06.22 | I strongly disagree that there was lots of excellent Nu Metal however I’d also strongly disagree that Slipknot were Nu Metal, self titled and Iowa were extreme metal.
Also I don’t think you’ll find anyone disagree that Sunbather isn’t black metal.
Lorna Shore could come good, depends what their first full length with the new vocalist is like, dudes a beast.
Megadeth have more good albums than Metallica agreed but also their highs are higher, RIP is GOAT thrash |
Vercetti
06.06.22 | I agree with most of these statements. Only 2 corrections: Hardwired is not worse than St Anger (and I'm not a "St Anger is the worst album ever!"-guy). Paranoid wouldn't be better withouth Planet Caravan. It would actually be slightly worse. |
JKing92
06.06.22 | Nu metal was pretty damn brilliant at its best. Almost completely disconnected from the "accepted" visions of what heavy metal was supposed to be, instead more in tune to the sounds of hip-hop, alternative, and grunge. Miles more entertaining, listenable, and downright enjoyable than any of the "classic" metal revival bands that came up in the wake of nu metal's commercial downfall (Lamb of God, Gojira, et al), stuck in the dustbin of musical creativity as they are. 😀 |
JKing92
06.06.22 | "Hardwired is not worse than St Anger (and I'm not a 'St Anger is the worst album ever!'-guy). Paranoid wouldn't be better without 'Planet Caravan.' It would actually be slightly worse."
Absolutely true. |
Vercetti
06.06.22 | >I strongly disagree that there was lots of excellent Nu Metal
Nu metal is the best metal genre. Guess that's my hill to die on... |
el_newg
06.06.22 | >deafheaven
the only people that ever argue about Sunbather not being black metal is the people saying it's not black metal |
TheSpirit
06.06.22 | i am not surprised at the obligatory jeremiah sunbather diss
i don't think the nu metal hill is a great one to die on b/c that's kind of become a common accepted fact the last couple of years
i don't think glam metal's influence is as prevalent as it was a decade ago, but for awhile a lot of the heavy scene openly admitted to enjoy and being inspired by glam |
AlexKzillion
06.06.22 | my metal hill, in hilarious contrast to this list: megadeth is straight up garbage besides like two albums, and they wouldn't be anywhere near as popular as they are if not for the mythos of dave getting kicked from his former band. By far the worst band in the big 4 but its an easy story to get behind |
JeremiahBullfrog
06.06.22 | Spirit; I actually think Sunbather are really talented guys and I can see what people would enjoy, it's just not for me.
Alex - That hurt to read my dude, but fair enough! |
JeetJeet
06.06.22 | My hill that I'm dying on is that Megadeth is ass, Dave has the corniest vocals ever, and Converge is super overrated. |
InfernalDeity
06.06.22 | I found hardwired to be rather enjoyable. I dont expect Metallica to produce a 'Ride the Lightning' ever again. They have been making rock albums ever since Load and Hardwired is a pretty decent rock album. |
Shemson
06.06.22 | Jeet I’m with you on that Converge shout. I’ve checked Jane Doe about five separate occasions because of the hype on here and it sounded shit every time |
JeremiahBullfrog
06.06.22 | Jeet / Shemson - I am also with you, I don't think they're shit or anything but literally none of their stuff has blown me away. Though thats a sympton of SputLove I am afraid because Godspeed! and Brand New are in that realm too. |
Demon of the Fall
06.06.22 | re Converge...
that's more of a hxc hill than a metal one |
JeremiahBullfrog
06.06.22 | Yeah I think you might be right there |
hesperus
06.06.22 | agreed on 9 but the point is kind of undercut by 7 |
hesperus
06.06.22 | the only metal hill i'll die on is that fascists should be completely blocked from any degree of success in the metal scene |
JeremiahBullfrog
06.06.22 | nah honestly i'm not throwing shade, but I get baffled a lot when I see comments like "was the Black Metal AOTY for sure" and I'm like? It's not Black Metal, it doesn't SOUND like Black Metal, that's my only beef. |
hesperus
06.06.22 | what would it have needed to do differently to sound like black metal? |
JeremiahBullfrog
06.06.22 | More of a cold atmosphere, a more raw production (though this doesn't mean a BM album can't be well produced), for the guitars to have more in common with Black Metal than tremolo picking |
JeremiahBullfrog
06.06.22 | Honestly put Darkthrone next to Deafheaven and they may as well be from different planets |
TheSpirit
06.06.22 | put dimmu next to darkthrone and they may as well be from different planets |
JeremiahBullfrog
06.06.22 | I mean yeah, but the essence of Black Metal is still there for Dimmu. The vocals and guitars are obviously (if waterred down and more polished) Black.
Thing is I'm pretty sure Deafheaven have never said "we are a Black Metal Band" my beef isn't with the band, it's more of how they are labelled something that they barely even sound like. |
Trebor.
06.06.22 | My hot take is that glam is not even metal, it's hard rock |
bludngorevidal
06.06.22 | Respect most of your opinions here, but ima push back on 9. I think blaming metal gatekeepers, however snobbish and toxic they tend to be, for a perceived lack of rock stars is a big stretch.
There are absolutely musicians in the 21st century with the sort of cultural clout enjoyed by, say, Queen back in the 20th. rock stars today just take different forms: Kanye, Drake, and Travis Scott, just to name a few, are each singular figures with widespread appeal, cultivated personae, and tastemaking ability (at least during their primes) |
bludngorevidal
06.06.22 | To the point that today's "rock stars" don't make guitar music, well, again, I think blaming the gatekeepers misses the point. do you really think an "outsider" discovering the likes of Black Veil Brides is going to be turned off by the sweaty screeds of a metal archives neckbeard? I strongly suspect that a casual listener new to metal music is going to form their opinions of a band on their experience with the music, not by scouring the web for opinions/reviews |
AlexKzillion
06.06.22 | agreed there's tons of larger than life rockstars today they just don't play guitars anymore |
tinathefatlard
06.06.22 | “Metal Archives Neckbeard”
Thanks for the band name. |
Colton
06.06.22 | the best metal album I've heard is Oceanic by ISIS |
IsisScript80
06.06.22 | "Jeet / Shemson - I am also with you, I don't think they're shit or anything but literally none of their stuff has blown me away. Though thats a sympton of SputLove I am afraid because Godspeed! and Brand New are in that realm too."
Brand New are whatever for me, but if "SputLove" is enough to put you off, I'm truly grateful that I was a huge fan of Converge and GY!BE (and Deftones for that matter) since before this place existed.
Disliking them through the hypetrain would've been detrimental to my life. Glad it was never the case. |
DType
06.06.22 | 6, 7 and 8 have based takes |
rockarollacola
06.06.22 | Glam Metal was great, though not a massive influence remains.
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anode
06.06.22 | Jacob bannon is a god awful vocalist |
AlexKzillion
06.06.22 | The majority of metal bands would be better off if jacob bannon was the vocalist |
heck
06.06.22 | the fuck is tik-tokcore |
FellHanded
06.06.22 | I mean you're unequivocally and categorically wrong about 5 |
Egarran
06.07.22 | Not enough dying on hills itt |
ToSmokMuzyki
10.02.22 | its a few months too late but
*chk chk* todays the day son
nah most of this idc about |