JeremiahBullfrog: Wear Masks you brain damaged humpty trumptys

JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	as a european, im so sorry for you Yanks with a brain, it's not your fault some of your countrymen were born oxygen deprived
budgie 07.24.20	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPfeTBwrGAw
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	haha yes budgie
garas 07.24.20	Valid point, awesome albums. Feature this list.
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	Cheers Garas :)
Egarran 07.24.20	I bet this list will be the thing that sways the deniers at last
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	i just wanted to insult selfish people over the internet tbh
OmairSh 07.24.20	Couldn't agree more. How fucking stupid are these people man. "Taking away my freedom". Can't believe the level of idiocy. Front line staff like doctors are in hospitals for days sometimes, wearing masks the whole time and these asshats are bitching about their "rights". Morons
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	Sometimes tweet RE "this is USA not USSR I have freedom" inspired this rant, absolutely Pathetic.
OmairSh 07.24.20	Seriously, those people haven't even read a history book, they just parrot the same talking points that Hannity shits into their mouths. The stupidity really drives me insane.... In case you couldn't tell already :-P
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	vent my man, vent away
Dissonant 07.24.20	stop breathing problem solved for everyone.
GhandhiLion 07.24.20	That's the world that liberals want. edit: /s
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	oh Dissonant, if only it were that easy
someguest 07.24.20	But muh rights! 'Murica!
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	someguest, literally
OmairSh 07.24.20	"stop breathing problem solved for everyone" If only Trump and Pence followed that advice "That's the world that liberals want." Dude just stop
Deathconscious 07.24.20	Why are americans so fucking stupid?
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	i think it's a mix of the humid weather and Christianity
zakalwe 07.24.20	The world has followed suit. I’ve always thought ‘Christ, thick as fucking shit. These cunts have to be told everything and are dense as fuck’ Now I see it all the time in every nation. Disheartens tbh.
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	zak, it's just gonna go on and on... there were Anti Mask protests here in the UK few weeks ago, was shooketh, didn't realkise we were that stupid too
Dissonant 07.24.20	fucking pissed gonna go jam CATTLE DECAPITATION cuz FUCK humans
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	Humanure or Harvest floor? all other answers are wrong
WatchItExplode 07.24.20	Just learned yesterday that my son is in quarantine in his room while his mother waits for her COVID test cuz she's been running around in bars and playing softball with someone positive. Meanwhile, my wife is a nurse and tends to people on vents all day. She's losing her mind. Selfish ignoramuses make this so much harder than it needs to be.
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	sorry to hear that watchit, prime example of what im talking about
EclipseInYourEyes 07.24.20	"its muh helth hurr durr" so what, you don't wear masks / face covering at halloween too then? well, to be precise, wearing masks is mostly for protecting others from your shit and for protecting you. agree with all the rest tho. Here in Germany people are mostly following the rules but there are always people who too stupid for this world and were raised by stupid ass panda bears or something idk
EclipseInYourEyes 07.24.20	oh and another thing I've heard a lot is "There is no COVID! Do you know someone with COVID? I don't. Nobody does." - well, ask the 30 year old American who attended a COVID-party and died from it. Oh wait, you can't...he dead.
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	Yeah that's what i mean Eclipse, I mean nothing is stopping them at Halloween from covering their face, so what is now? Stupid ass panda bears hahhaha
EclipseInYourEyes 07.24.20	dude, just watch these dumb animals. like seriously, panda bears are the only thing that makes me question evolution and survival of the fittest. they fall from things all the time
ChoccyPhilly 07.24.20	yes
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	I never Noticed but now im gonna haha! Me and my gf waited in line for AGEs last year to see the Pandas at Berlin zoo and all i got to see was one fully asleep with its ass press against the window
ChoccyPhilly 07.24.20	There's actually a legit argument to let pandas become extinct because they serve 0 ecosystem support but soak up so much funding in wildlife/animal preservation
LeddSledd 07.24.20	B-but cute fuzzy panderinos!!!! :(((
Thibs 07.24.20	#FuckPandas
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	Technically, you can't have covid if you die from it.
ChoccyPhilly 07.24.20	Tbh part of me wants to catch it so I can get it over and done with. And then I can walk around freely showing off my new and improved immune system
Colton 07.24.20	But you can get it multiple times
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	I was originally with Choccy until I also found out what ColeT said is true. Fully fuck Pandas though, survival of the fittest and if these cunts are too lazy to fuck for their very species then... well you know
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	#fuckpandas
Deathconscious 07.24.20	"There's actually a legit argument to let pandas become extinct because they serve 0 ecosystem support but soak up so much funding in wildlife/animal preservation" Humans should become extinct too then.
ChoccyPhilly 07.24.20	"But you can get it multiple times" Yeah this is a weird one. Anecdotally, it seems to be true for quite a lot of people which is concerning But the scientific literature around it has been truly twisted by the media. Losses of covid antibodies may still mean you're immune due to T memory cells and PCR positive tests don't specify if the virus is still virulent or if they're just RNA fragments.
ChoccyPhilly 07.24.20	"Humans should become extinct too then." Not saying I agree but just highlighting the argument. I think we're fucked either way but we'd be better off putting our efforts into protecting bees and mangrove forests
americanohno 07.24.20	i will not do what the man tells me to. plus this covid shits a psyop anyways. i know of noone who has this thing and i live in one of the supposed hot spots (harris county). this is all to get you scared so they can pump you full of estrogen when it comes to get vacinated. sorry hilary but i aint letting you or any whore for that matter sissify me.
Colton 07.24.20	One minute they’re telling you to wear a mask, next they’re building 5g towers in your yard while Bill Gates pumps you full of estrogen
americanohno 07.24.20	plus 4 months ago every 'expert' was telling us 'masks dont work, save them for the medical personel' ha i bought 20 n95 (or watever the fuck thyre called) masks off amazon for $400 just to fuck with em. shoved em in a closed aint ever gonna use em.
Divaman 07.24.20	Oh swell. We've not only got vacuous celebrities giving us PSAs on this night and day, now we've got Sputnik lists as well.
americanohno 07.24.20	exactly colet. but ive read the unabombers manifesto and the turner diaries so im prepared for whats coming
Colton 07.24.20	@divaman telling people to wear masks is the type of thing celebrities should actually use their platforms for, could actually save lives. It’s not like they’re singing Imagine on facetime again or something
LeddSledd 07.24.20	Oh god Cole you brought back flashbacks to that horrific shit
Snake. 07.24.20	"this is all to get you scared so they can pump you full of estrogen when it comes to get vacinated. sorry hilary but i aint letting you or any whore for that matter sissify me." libertarians are going to be the fucking death of us all lmao
Colton 07.24.20	Yeah okay Snake, you probably wrote that from atop one of Bill's 5G towers while Jeff Bezos sprinkles estrogen powder down on everyone
WatchItExplode 07.24.20	Social media has allowed mankind's stupidity to proliferate beyond the dingy corner bars of the world where it had previously been relegated to. The Q stuff makes me insane. See way too many tweets about lizard people.
OmairSh 07.24.20	I saw a video of a dumb cunt near my place that was saying making masks mandatory is similar to Nazi Germany's strategy to implement the holocaust. Have you heard of anything so moronic? I was upset that I saw the video after the fact otherwise I would have said hi. It was a group of people telling others not to wear masks, and were offering hugs as well. And most people must have been in their 50s, who are even more susceptible. Congratulations morons, you just played yourselves. I have SO much to say but I don't like typing a lot so I'll unload in bursts I guess. Fucking idiots
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	Even zak knows to wear a mask, what's your excuse?
Colton 07.24.20	Was it the Karen from this vid Omair? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5lBTY9_bSg
Allergist 07.24.20	last time i checked i woke up in a freee country maks block circulation it makes the frogs gay Before some fuck attacks me, it's just a joke. I wear my masks every day, but I know some dude that refused to wear a mask because he "woke up in a free country".
Deathconscious 07.24.20	@diva until people fucking learn, then yeah, it should continue to be hammered home.
OmairSh 07.24.20	@Cole: Yep that's the one! "Famous musician" or whatever the fuck she claimed to be. Absolute joke
Egarran 07.24.20	Well I guess death is the ultimate freedom. Stupid flesh prison.
Deathconscious 07.24.20	I encourage all anti-maskers to start taking back your power and stop wearing steatbelts.
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	I don't wear a mask and seem to get along just fine. Sucks for people in certain countries/states who are forced to wear them.
OmairSh 07.24.20	Yess! Muh FREEDUMB!
Pon 07.24.20	What's next, seat belts?
OmairSh 07.24.20	House arrest of these clowns would be easier for the rest of us tbh
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	I wish I lived in Hong Kong where a total of 16 people have died of Covid since March. They probably have really good policies, what with 7 million people living on top of one another.
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	well said op
Deathconscious 07.24.20	Lmao an actual retard has appeared.
Colton 07.24.20	Numbers in Hong Kong have pretty much been proven to be falsified from what I've read, but they're certainly doing a much better job than America
bloodshy 07.24.20	"But the scientific literature around it has been truly twisted by the media." This is true for everything Covid related. And you guys wonder why everyone acts so stupid? It's because they're being convinced of seven different realities daily from the news, their friends, and our idiot president. Honestly, the only part that really bothers me is that people will actually join a protest when they have zero evidence supporting their... beliefs. The prevalent conspiracy theories that have littered our conversations have become faith-based... a religion, almost.
Deathconscious 07.24.20	"Sucks for people in certain countries/states who are forced to wear them." Omg yeah can you feel the oppression? :(
Colton 07.24.20	Kids need to have a class in school where they're taught to discern the validity of various information sources, and taught how to conduct actual research
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	I'm just very certain we have a bad pandemic on our hands. Our governor is doing what he needs to keep us safe. But I am tired from shoveling bodies just get out the front door every morning.
Deathconscious 07.24.20	@cole Yeah but then nobody would join the military or be mindlessly patriotic.
chchelse 07.24.20	I love the people who claim they can’t wear a mask because they have respiratory problems. Ummmmmm.......... you’re exactly the person who then needs to wear a mask.
EyesWideShut 07.24.20	I want a mask with the Darkthrone logo on it !
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	@chchelse agreed. you can't even maintain lung health otherwise.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"Well I guess death is the ultimate freedom. Stupid flesh prison." i know you're trying to be smart but until assisted suicide is legal everywhere for people who need it this comment will be tone-deaf
Colton 07.24.20	I’m genuinely envious of people who have had such privileged lives with such few actual problems in life that having to wear a mask upsets them
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	i agree people without such luxuries need to shut up. some of us got lives so hood we just waitin to die out here... who give a f**k who forces me to do shit. im out here tryna help my community. if my governor told me to jump, i say how high? and well, if it can help save the lives of my fellow man, i will do anything. literally anything. we all in this shit together.
ArsMoriendi 07.24.20	Wearing a mask isn't hard, and helps people not die Asthmatic people can do it, so the "I can't breathe with it on spiel" so many anti-maskers give is clearly a lie. It's not like a guy is kneeling on your neck for 9 minutes when you put the mask on or something
ArsMoriendi 07.24.20	"Kids need to have a class in school where they're taught to discern the validity of various information sources, and taught how to conduct actual research" That sounds lovely, but I can already hear the stupid parents yelling about how the school is teaching propaganda, so it's not gonna happen in a lot of states
Colton 07.24.20	Yeah probably not a viable idea right now but maybe in 10 years or so
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	My absolute favourite development in the "muh freedom"/"masks are for pussies" episode of covid-19 is the part where the WHO started to cast doubts on whether or not post-infection immunity even lasts and when they started to discover that infection may have long term implications on other parts of the body. Get out there and swallow up that fresh air Joe Rogan, ya big tough guy!
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	Just don't count on me to be losing any sleep if the retarded karens out there end up getting infected or reinfected and suffer from organ failure years down the line
OmairSh 07.24.20	@Animals: Hong Kong has a whole other bunch of problems. I'm happy that Canada has taken shit seriously from the beginning. That's how they've controlled it better than a lot of countries
Ryus 07.24.20	im thrilled to go back to college because schools don't want to lose any money
Colton 07.24.20	Mine is all online and I’m honestly debating just taking the year off now, I don’t think I can get a good education online honestly. And employers are gonna be less likely to hire people who graduate in 2021 for that reason.
Colton 07.24.20	I’m not saying schools shouldn’t go online though they definitely should
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"I'm happy that Canada has taken shit seriously from the beginning. That's how they've controlled it better than a lot of countries" i'm not always very positive about B.C. but big ups to Bonnie Henry
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	I agree with everything and every one on this issue. Forget about the Hong Kong thing. If you see something I wrote that sounds like discent ignore it and understand that I was trying my best to explain something and probably messed up.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	i've found some of your comments to indeed be somewhat perplexing in tone lol
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	Well I just want focus on body clean up procedures. A crew ready to act, camped out on street corners and such. Every one is focusing on masks and its a no brainer. The maintenance of our cities while the spread is at a spike is of higher importance.
Shuyin 07.24.20	I'm a follower of Red's Rethoric and his debates with flat earthers, a few days ago he had a guest that refused to wear masks, it was fucking hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuFb5RHDfSA&t=8084s On a side note, yeah wear masks. It's mandatory here in Portugal and we got it under control
Ziggity 07.24.20	I had to wear a respirator at work for 10+ hours a day. So the mask stuff doesn’t bother me too much. Just seems petty to complain about wearing a face cover for a few hours at a time when you go out in public.
WatchItExplode 07.24.20	I just assumed it was misguided humor.
americanohno 07.24.20	Assisted suicide lol wat kinda pussy cant just off themselves with there own too hands like a fucking man
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	See I cant tell if you implying that corpses are stacking up in the street is facetious or if I'm just entirely missing what you're actually getting at
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	@americanohno people in a coma or a vegetative state or elderly or chronically ill bed ridden people or even amputees who dont have "too" hands
americanohno 07.24.20	Lol coma wouldn't stop me from getting the job done.
Ryus 07.24.20	"Mine is all online and I’m honestly debating just taking the year off now, I don’t think I can get a good education online honestly. And employers are gonna be less likely to hire people who graduate in 2021 for that reason." my school has an endowment of 8.5 billion dollars but still feels the need to force us on campus this semester sigh
chchelse 07.24.20	The Pandemic brings to light my theory that a democracy will always fail because it’s dependent on the intelligence and will of the people. People are stupid and easily manipulated and that is why America is in such trouble right now. And it will get worse.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	Hope the border stays closed indefinitely tbh as you americans are fucking retarded (no offense to the few good bois down there)
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	Great wall of Canada when
Ryus 07.24.20	ill fund the great wall myself if you let me into canada first
butt. 07.24.20	i have an opinion on this and for one reason or another i am probably full of anger!!1!
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	if only I knew what facicitous meant pots you're not talkin to a rhodes scholar over here
Deathconscious 07.24.20	See everyone? I called it. When animals called Flesh Consumed "experimental slam" i knew he was a stupid fuck. And now i have been validated.
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	well it is experimented slam lol jokes on u homie
bigweinerdon 07.24.20	canada showin you fuckin garrisons how its done
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	and since when do you see slam band do 8 min song, w differnet compositional elements all going together in a great blend? hhm a bit explerimental if you ask me. i have a review for that album. can link if anyone wants to judge for themselves.
OmairSh 07.24.20	@americanohno: your comments, wow, just wow
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	you guys should do something cool like kill all the police and rich people or something, starting to get bored
Thibs 07.24.20	Hope the border stays closed indefinitely tbh as you americans are fucking retarded [2]
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	protest moms and leaf blower dads in portland is a good direction tho i'm into that
Thibs 07.24.20	everybody needs to relax. this is the greatest time to be alive
Thibs 07.24.20	well, once we get that vaccine...
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	lol why do you say that thibs
Ryus 07.24.20	biting satire jeffery
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	can you guys start a #punchakaren thing down there or something
Ryus 07.24.20	thats been going on for months pots get with the program
Thibs 07.24.20	go read some pinker
bigweinerdon 07.24.20	karens and dumbfuck boomers are absolute hazards
Spec 07.24.20	Is there anybody on this site stupid enough to disagree?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"thats been going on for months pots get with the program" no way dude i follow lots of karen insta's and they don't end up getting punched in the tit nearly often enough
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"Is there anybody on this site stupid enough to disagree?" probably ghostb1rd and a few others
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	@thibs even pinker admits we were better off a year ago
OmairSh 07.24.20	"probably ghostb1rd and a few others" Please don't mention his name, he has some radar that tells him which thread's are talking about him. A real prick
Divaman 07.24.20	People don't need to be hectored or lectured. The more I hear people going on about it, the closer I get to deciding not to wear one just out of annoyance. Nobody likes a nag.
Egarran 07.24.20	"I agree with everything and every one on this issue. If you see something I wrote that sounds like dissent, ignore it and understand that I was trying my best to explain something and probably messed up." Gonna steal this
chchelse 07.24.20	So here’s what you really need to worry about: The way our government has discredited the media, scientists, the CDC and WHO and created a sector of the populace, who won’t believe anything that doesn’t come out of their particular parties mouth, what happens now, when some very lethal virus comes along? I’m talking 1989 Ebola outbreak in DC where it retains is lethality, when it went airborne, bad. 50-80% lethality bad. The way this government has created such divisiveness and distrust, nobody would believe the seriousness of the situation, until it was too late. It probably wouldn’t be a species ending event, but it would certainly destroy this country.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"People don't need to be hectored or lectured. The more I hear people going on about it, the closer I get to deciding not to wear one just out of annoyance. Nobody likes a nag." Ur not wrong that people who dont wear masks arent going to be won over by nagging and shaming but also to stop wearing a mask because people are upset about people not wearing masks is the dumbest pettiest shit I've heard in a while
Colton 07.24.20	I’m gonna not wear a mask and endanger everybody else around me because people saying I should do something hurts my feelings
Divaman 07.24.20	I'm gonna lecture and annoy people because it makes me feel superior.
ZombieParty 07.24.20	i'm not wearing a mask i'll do whatever the fuck i want
Ryus 07.24.20	"I'm gonna lecture and annoy people because it makes me feel superior." lecture people who should be lectured for not wearing masks yep
sonictheplumber 07.24.20	fake news
Ryus 07.24.20	although pots is right it wont make a difference
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	@diva i give the benefit of the doubt and assume people who are anti-mask lost their way WELL before the pandemic, but if the mask issue is what made you jump ship you're somehow dumber then them.
Colton 07.24.20	I see why you call yourself divaman
Colton 07.24.20	“I’m gonna lecture and annoy people because it makes me feel superior” he says as he lectures and annoys people so he can feel superior
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	lol
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	i live in a Bible Belt state that is exploding with cases, all of the "it is a political statement to wear or not wear a mask" rhetoric u see around is the reality here. ppl straight up mock u for wearing one or will get big mad at cashiers for making them wear one. this earth is hell
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	also classic throwback to: people who annoy you: N_GGERS
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	You see the virus isn't that big a deal anyway? You can't shut down a country that has only infected 150,000 people. The media is spinning that propoganda wheel and hospitals are inflating the death count so they get more funding.
Ryus 07.24.20	"You can't shut down a country that has only infected 150,000 people." what about a country that has 4 million infected people
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	cant tell if serious or dumb
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	who has anything to gain from your tin foil hat allegations concubinary ? PS remember the recent hospital n95 mask shortage ? should've probably used all that propaganda money to get staffs some masks amirite
Colton 07.24.20	At least we got to 150ish comments before these people started showing up, that counts for something I guess
ZombieParty 07.24.20	corona virus is a hoax
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	our fucking economy cant even handle banks giving loans for houses but people legit think its fine if an additional 1% of the workforce die an expensive and agonizing death because "I NEED TO VEND PRODUCTS FOR MY MASTERS WITH MY MOUTH VISABLE"
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	That's right that was for deaths. People really just that bitter. How you gonna be mad at a virus?
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	because its destroying our society
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	but on the bright side, its further outing the stupidest, like you!
Ryus 07.24.20	concubinary is that guy on the subway shouting conspiracy theories about 9/11
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	And people underestimating infections don't seem to understand what a virus is and will still go to a state over to have a summer vacation.
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	Jokes on you, I drive to work.
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	i cant even tell what side youre on im just venting frustrations
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	he speaks in riddles
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	I hate people that don't wear masks. Imagine giving a fuck over something so insignificant.
Ryus 07.24.20	hmm
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	who are you.... who are you working for??
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	Big Covid
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"I'm gonna lecture and annoy people because it makes me feel superior" I'm gonna put peoples health in jeopardy because my ego is so fragile that people annoying and lecturing other people makes me want to not wear a mask
ZombieParty 07.24.20	a chinese virus infecting the whole world my ass
Deathconscious 07.24.20	I like threads like these, we get to know who the dipshits of sputnik are.
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	i usually am able to empathize with opposite side of political issues. abortion, gun control... if you cant see why theres validity in both sides of those arguments you're wearing blinders. theres is absolutely 0% logic in arguing for the right to not wear a mask though and i stand by that.
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	"Big Covid" at least youre funny.
Ryus 07.24.20	thoughts on abortion?
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	its the best thing you can do for your child tbh
sixdegrees 07.24.20	thoughts?
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	Covid isn't a joke. It's serious and if you pretend the way to get people to stop caring about it is to pretend it doesn't exist, I think less of you and question your emotional maturity.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	Big fan of abortion personally
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	pro-abortion wby
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	you guys ever watch simi valley? show is fucking 10/10 but that one scene where they go to buy weed and hop in that sketchy dealers van its mad silent and he just goes "Yall pro choice or what?" made me bring that up in every awkward silence scenerio im in now.
Sinternet 07.24.20	feel like i've suffered a moderate concussion reading this thread can't tell what's satire and what's retardation
chchelse 07.24.20	The same people who spew, “the Wuhan virus is a bioterrorist weapon used to destroy our country”, will, in the next sentence claim, “the virus is a hoax”. I don’t know how these people can live with such contradictory thoughts in their heads. it is beyond my comprehension.
Deathconscious 07.24.20	Pro-abortion [2] Not even trying to be edgy, i really am.
Ryus 07.24.20	was just trying to spice up the conversation spaceman
ZombieParty 07.24.20	you need to realize that the news isnt all fact but mostly fiction to control people
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	Why stop at a few measly trimesters? Abort the karens.
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	My first post was just shit I've heard my dad talk about and he's been bringing it up a lot more lately and I just take a break from taking his calls. Also "this virus is going to go away November 3rd anyway" you can't be this stupid. Why are you like this?
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	i mean who watches the news now i just refresh twitter
Ryus 07.24.20	well played conc
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	its sad when satire that dumb can be taken literally
Ryus 07.24.20	i watch fox news sometimes because its funny
Avagantamos 07.24.20	I love getting abortions and I always wear my mask when I go
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	Abortion shouldn't even be a thing anymore than 2 people can decide on. It's such an I timate issue and how you feel about it shouldn't even be a factor. It's only partisan because the right wants to punish sex.
Dissonant 07.24.20	I just listen to what every expert on this site says here.
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	i'll keep my fetus and my nose exposed, thank you very much
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	get this man a senate seat
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	"Abortion shouldn't even be a thing anymore than 2 people can decide on" even thats a take tho. currently most people see it as the child bearer's right
ZombieParty 07.24.20	its common sense to believe in conspiracies
Deathconscious 07.24.20	Im exposed to a lot of Fox, my dad always has it on. Its propaganda for dumb people. At least CNN is more subtle about it.
Sinternet 07.24.20	thots on sandy hook?
Dissonant 07.24.20	No way is CNN more subtle at all.
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	fav porno yeah
Deathconscious 07.24.20	How bout them anti-vaccers.
Colton 07.24.20	If you just copy and paste the exact same things actual conspiracy theorists say that's not really satire but ok
Dissonant 07.24.20	Vaccines have caused my dick to recede back into my asshole. Not a fan.
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	@cole tru!
Divaman 07.24.20	Was just a response to you, Cole buddy. Here's a thought - maybe you could work on wearing a mask, social distancing, washing your hands, etc. and let the rest of us sort things out for ourselves. How would that be?
ZombieParty 07.24.20	illuminati confirmed
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	Thinking on it. I can see it just being the mom. If she wants it but the dad doesn't I don't think he should be legally tied to him is the issue. Some people just shouldn't be parents. Especially in a world where sex ed is repressed and abstinence is put in its place.
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	@divan double masking is dangerous, the friction can rip it and lead to a situation where you need to have an abortion
Deathconscious 07.24.20	@diva uhh no. Idk how many times it has to be explained, this isnt a live and let live kind of thing. When you dont wear a mask and socially distance, youre fucking things up for everyone, not just yourself.
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	his comment pre edit said "masking a mask"
Ryus 07.24.20	jesus christ diva lol
Keyblade 07.24.20	"I love the people who claim they can’t wear a mask because they have respiratory problems. Ummmmmm.......... you’re exactly the person who then needs to wear a mask." lmao
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	if wearing a mask is too hard for you im sorry but youre fragility is not worth protecting at the expense of the rest of the country
Colton 07.24.20	Divaman you’ve made it pretty clear you’re not capable of sorting shit out for yourself, so no that’s not really a viable option
ConcubinaryCode 07.24.20	If you're non essential did we really even need you in the first place?
Keyblade 07.24.20	man hate to be one of those "lol murica, look at canada" types but even doug ford is looking like jesus compared to yall leaders right now
OmairSh 07.24.20	if wearing a mask is too hard for you im sorry but youre fragility is not worth protecting at the expense of the rest of the country [2] Holy shit phrased it perfectly
OmairSh 07.24.20	Yeah man Doug has been doing a good job tbh, has been for a while. Handling it responsibly. Took me by real surprise in the beginning
LeddSledd 07.24.20	American here Our """"leaders"""" suck so much its unreal
Sinternet 07.24.20	is doug the one that got eaten in sharknado or was that rob
budgie 07.24.20	AOC is the truest american around atm
Ryus 07.24.20	truly biting satire again jeff
sixdegrees 07.24.20	read that as doug walker for a minute
Sinternet 07.24.20	im voting for the guy in the glasses party
sixdegrees 07.24.20	we need to get mecha linkara out of office
Ryus 07.24.20	jeff genuine question do you have autism
Ryus 07.24.20	im seriously asking here
LeddSledd 07.24.20	I nominate the Nostalgia Chick as our newest presidential candidate
Deathconscious 07.24.20	"everyone should be forced to wear a mask even indoors this will solve theproblem." Especially indoors, dumbfuck.
Divaman 07.24.20	Gez, you guys must be right. I'm sure this thread will convince everybody who isnt wearing a mask to now wear one. You've saved the world. Now you can tell everyone how socially conscious you are.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	imagine being like 50 and being this insecure^
sixdegrees 07.24.20	shitheel
Egarran 07.24.20	It is weird and unnatural that I can't go outside naked without getting arrested
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	the world isn’t as simple as i am, and i’m angry about it!!
Ryus 07.24.20	answer my question @jeff
budgie 07.24.20	love it, this thread is mostly about how flagrantly unapologetically aggressively stupid north americans tend to be and bigglestein comes in agreeing and then saying kanye west should be president haha classic
JeremiahBullfrog 07.24.20	Wow this blew up.
Deathconscious 07.24.20	Someone nuke us, please.
Egarran 07.24.20	In a free world everyone would have nukes
budgie 07.24.20	in a free world everyone would wake up cuddling with baby otters and baby beavers
Egarran 07.24.20	The potential energy of a baby otter equals about 10 large hydrogen bombs JUST SAYIN
Ryus 07.24.20	"Gez, you guys must be right. I'm sure this thread will convince everybody who isnt wearing a mask to now wear one. You've saved the world. Now you can tell everyone how socially conscious you are." nice strawman the point is people with a platform should be using that platform to tell people to do something good for the benefit of us all and if that makes you want to not wear a mask then idk what i can even tell you
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"love it, this thread is mostly about how flagrantly unapologetically aggressively stupid north americans tend to be" buddy, leave canada and mexico out of your country's dumbfuckery. we ain't havin' it.
LeddSledd 07.24.20	Idk how many holes you gotta have in your brain to think that way, gotta love my fellow Americans
Ryus 07.24.20	please leave nyc out of america's dumbfuckery
Egarran 07.24.20	Skip to the end and send all white americans back to europe
Ryus 07.24.20	now theres an idea
budgie 07.24.20	"buddy, leave canada and mexico out of your country's dumbfuckery. we ain't havin' it." thinking you're any different & better is the most american thing about you guys
Ryus 07.24.20	answer me jeff
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	invade us plz
Ryus 07.24.20	"america is the worst country ever i mean look at this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism_in_the_United_States name one other country whose wikipedia article is longer than the article about racism in the usa." i know youre either a troll or genuinely stupid so theres no point in engaging but you lack basic critical thinking skills if you cant figure out why thats the case
Dissonant 07.24.20	Masks cause STD’s in case y’all weren’t aware.
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	vote for the guy that says slavery was a choice to own the racists
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"thinking you're any different & better is the most american thing about you guys" hahahahah sorry brb gonna leave the house to go receive some healthcare without catching covid, having to deal with rampant racism, or get murdered by the police
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	u canadians love rubbing it in our faces , and it works out bc we Americans are all masochists ;(
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	might visit some trans friends on the way and talk about how nice it is that they have rights
Deez 07.24.20	https://youtu.be/wZQkBHysrig
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	sounds fuckin lovely tbh i have a roommate that is trans and they wanna leave the country so bad
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	might walk around visibly gay later without fearing for my life idnno
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	maybe i'll collect my 15th emergency response fund cheque if im feeling saucy
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	maybe collect a side of discounted rent and free electricity for several months while im at it
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	we have gotten 1200 dollars for 4 months and shamed for not being thankful
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	nice i get 2000 a month plus 300 dollars off rent and free electricity and a bonus 1000 just for fun but yeah lol fuck canada
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	my grandmother is from Canada so idk if that means it’d be easier for me to move there but i have thought about it a whole lot
budgie 07.24.20	that's some north american insecurity on display if i've ever seen it
Deez 07.24.20	They got good doughnuts tho ngl
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	im not sure tbqh, if it was your mom or dad it would certainly be easier but i dunno with ur grams
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	we are nearing the end of the 600 dollar federal bonus w unemployment just in time for an eviction/foreclosure crisis! i don’t know one person getting “free rent” or anything close
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"that's some north american insecurity on display if i've ever seen it" actually it was mostly financial, medical, and personal security, something you'll never see
Colton 07.24.20	Without getting into what country is better, it’s undeniable that Canada’s doing a better job at containing the virus, we have 1/10 the population of America and like 1/140 as many cases
Colton 07.24.20	Meaning Covid is roughly 14 times less prevalent here per capita
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"we are nearing the end of the 600 dollar federal bonus w unemployment just in time for an eviction/foreclosure crisis! i don’t know one person getting “free rent” or anything close" if it were up to me i'd invite you on up just for being able to admit that you'd be better off in canada rn without taking a blow to the fragile american ego
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	ive only seen three users other than jeffery use the "3rd world canada/america" shtick before and they were ghostb1rd, baseline, and treeqt, the latter two of which are probably the same person anyway
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	i want to move to canada ngl
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	but im too lazy to learn the language
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	would love to open the border for you pal xoxo
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	it's easy just add a 'u' to everything
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	coloru
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	no if you add the 'u' at the end then its japanese, you have to add the 'u' somewhere in the middle
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	unless there already is a 'u' in which case you substitute it with another o
Colton 07.24.20	Basically just say eh all the time, that’s not just a stereotype, we actually say it all the time. But don’t say “how’s it going eh” like Americans do when they’re doing a Canadian impression. Nobody actually says that
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	mostard on my hout doug
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	perfect
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	you simultaneously mastered canadian and french canadian with that one
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	lmaoo
Egarran 07.24.20	https://imgur.com/a/zYI2fCE
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	i also love the sadistic irony of being an american that wants it emigrate but is fearful that the bad seeds of my country will predispose me to prejudice
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	yeah thats a juicy brain nizzler if i ever heard one
Colton 07.24.20	If you live somewhere warm in America, don’t underestimate how shit the Canadian winter is
Ryus 07.24.20	please let me into canada after i finish college
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	furthermore, let me into canada before ryus finishes college
Ryus 07.24.20	any canadian users wanna marry me
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	how much are you willing to pay
Ryus 07.24.20	psh youre getting me what more do you need
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"what more do you need" at least $10 000
Colton 07.24.20	5 months of CERB for a lifetime of marriage to Ryus. hmmmmm probably worth
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	everyone in college owes at least 10k so that’s prob steep pots
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	'If you live somewhere warm in America, don’t underestimate how shit the Canadian winter is' I live in CT, which is more south than all of Canada but I'm no stranger to the brrrrr
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	I went to college and owed 0k come on fork it over and come get this Canadian dick
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	Ok for real though shit is probably the biggest scam ever perpetrated on humanity
Egarran 07.24.20	That's right, get this thread back on track
sixdegrees 07.24.20	up there with 9/11 and the moon landing
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	https://youtu.be/EbxwGi8bTO8?t=163
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	allegedly
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	YOU GOT A DART OR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	you see the one where the dude at the anti mask rally is like COUGH IN MY FACE! NO? YOURE SCARED!
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	canudian duck
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	lol no but i want to
budgie 07.24.20	if you look up immigrating to canada (as a US citizen) it actually crazy exclusive, and likely nothing more than a pipedream for anyone who isn't an in-demand specialized laborer. you need (to start) an offer of employment & the employer needs to prove that no local canadian resident qualifies for that position
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	im on the list, check again
TheSpaceMan 07.24.20	i know the DJ
AnimalsAsSummit 07.24.20	Covid however is not a scam. How could you even suggest such a thing?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"if you look up immigrating to canada (as a US citizen) it actually crazy exclusive, and likely nothing more than a pipedream for anyone who isn't an in-demand specialized laborer. you need (to start) an offer of employment & the employer needs to prove that no local canadian resident qualifies for that position" this is what we tell people like budgie but shhhh
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	that’s why i will play the “my grandmother is Canadian card” at the border with a crisp 20 dollar bill ready to be stealthily handed off
Colton 07.24.20	That's like $140 here so I'm not surprised
budgie 07.24.20	i already have 2 nationalities tyvm can't fit a third but appreciate the gesture 8)
LeddSledd 07.24.20	Can I get a referral from a friend to move to Canda :[
Deez 07.24.20	'https://youtu.be/EbxwGi8bTO8?t=163' Hahahhahaha FUCK ME
loveisamixtape 07.24.20	it’s actually 26 dollars there
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.24.20	"i already have 2 nationalities tyvm can't fit a third but appreciate the gesture 8" cajun doesn't count as a second nationality, just a disability.
budgie 07.24.20	hey man fuck you why dont you go eat some cheese curds or something
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.25.20	Hmm not a bad idea
budgie 07.25.20	bring me some too
Avagantamos 07.25.20	when I move to Canada I'm keeping my Norwegian passport on me always
budgie 07.25.20	fucking norwegians
DamnVanne 07.25.20	I really hope it isn’t that hard to emigrate from US to Canada. Culturally this place s liable to become completely unlivable and Alberta is my destination of choice to live after the Seattle area
OmairSh 07.25.20	@budgie: Yeah they're hot
WatchItExplode 07.25.20	Pots can you tell me anything about Vernon or kelowna? Been working on an exit strategy for ever
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.25.20	both are nice, both are on a pretty lake but kelowna is kind of in the 'desert' of B.C. and it kind of has a bit of a reputation for a certain unsavoury type of 'bro'. in contrast it also has a lot of filthy ravers though. personally would never want to live in kelowna but my ex was from there and loves it. i'd much rather live in vernon. seems more lowkey and prettier imo.
WatchItExplode 07.25.20	Vernon definitely appears beautiful just looking for a mid size city don't want anything huge... Also not anything that geographically far from where I'm currently at
WatchItExplode 07.25.20	Good to know about the Kalowna rep... thats the insight I was hoping for
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.25.20	those would be some good choices then, Nelson would probably be an even better one tho
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.25.20	Nelson is beautiful too, right in the kootenays, but it probably would have the most appealing scene for a young adult. There are some pretentious wealthy hippie-yuppie granola types but overall you'd probably have the best all around group of people. My impression is that Vernon, well not notorious for any seedy or unsavoury types, is a bit of a 'summer house' destination so you'd probably have more seasonals as well as familys
WatchItExplode 07.25.20	Nelson...smallest of those right? Vernon seemed like the cost of living is fairly high
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.25.20	yes nelson is significantly smaller but very hip
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.25.20	i'll say i've known multiple families who own summer houses in vernon and thats the only type of person i know who has anything in vernon aside from my ex and her friends everyone i have met from kelowna was a douche or a degen everyone i know from nelson or has lived in nelson is awesome
WatchItExplode 07.25.20	Awesome. Appreciate the insight good buddy
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.25.20	no prob at all Two other suggestions that might be a bit farther than you'd like but would be good options: Golden and Victoria Golden would be the smallest of all of that but if you are an outdoorsy type it would be the best option Victoria would be second biggest but much better mix of people and shit to do than kelowna or vernon
budgie 07.25.20	i have good memories of victoria so rpettyeteyryrytry
OmairSh 07.25.20	All I know is Meg Myers is hot as fuck and I don't know why I haven't married her yet
budgie 07.25.20	LOL
Avagantamos 07.25.20	"fucking norwegians" joke's on you I'm an American
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.25.20	joke's on you, you're american
FR33L0RD 07.25.20	Indeed, serious & funny list, at the same time. Hello, from Montreal metropolitan, bilingual city ;)
Avagantamos 07.25.20	Hopefully not permanently
budgie 07.25.20	what's wrong with montreal
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.25.20	The french canadians
budgie 07.25.20	francophobia is so 2003, get with the times you mummy
Egarran 07.25.20	Have you noticed how more people started wearing masks after this list got up?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.25.20	Man you must be so lonely irl
Egarran 07.25.20	Ok ok mr 57k posts But yeah I guess I did want more sputnik action on this, now that only the real loonies are against masks.
someguest 07.26.20	Canada has Letterkenny towns and Toronto. And potsy is right about the french Canadians. I went to Montebello Rockfest in 2017 - never again.
ChoccyPhilly 07.26.20	As a European, what's the deal with French canadians? Are they all karens or something?
budgie 07.26.20	anti-french sentiment is basically an intrinsic component to the anglophone world, there's nothing wrong with french canadians, and there's nothing wrong with french people
Relinquished 07.26.20	typical frenchie thing to say
FR33L0RD 07.27.20	budgie knows. We are surrendered by english speaking people & well adapt to it. Many of us (in the province of Quebec) are bilingual and think of USA & Canada like brothers countries. We are waiting for your country to return to your sense, in November. Because you have gigantic works to do on multi levels of your society. The actual state of affairs in the USA is impacting negatively nearly everyone on the planets. Deflection/Deny/Ego-driven-individualism will get you nowhere, no escape this time >:( Hello from your north neighbor, have a great day & stay safe guys!