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butt. 03.11.20	RIP boomers, you had a good run
JohnnyoftheWell 03.11.20	Yeet :[ get ye some In Flames - Whoracle on that list dear buttboy
parksungjoon 03.11.20	the angelic process - weighing souls with sand paysage d'hiver - kerker skepticism - stormcrowfleet thergothon - stream from the heavens dystopia - human = garbage controlled bleeding - distress signals
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.11.20	Is this THE END
SteakByrnes 03.11.20	8 and 10 are very good apocalypse choices
bloc 03.11.20	First case found in Ottawa apparently
GhandhiLion 03.11.20	lol parks
parksungjoon 03.11.20	what, theyre all good
GhandhiLion 03.11.20	All depressingly good Ill be listening to some immortal because I always stay trve
JohnnyoftheWell 03.11.20	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCA2XqUJ4o
parksungjoon 03.11.20	immortal are ok
Rowhaus 03.11.20	Warning - Watching From a Distance
GhandhiLion 03.11.20	tfw when no gf album https://youtu.be/fviuzrBpSU0
parksungjoon 03.11.20	thats it im leaving
Relinquished 03.11.20	health is wealth
bloc 03.11.20	And stealth is health
Invaderbryan 03.11.20	The Cure - Disintegration
butt. 03.11.20	I’m a Michigan guy and we got our first confirmed cases this morning, so I guess this is it for me folks
DDDeftoneDDD 03.11.20	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=349210
Relinquished 03.11.20	stealth yourself before you wreck your wealth
DDDeftoneDDD 03.11.20	health is mealth
Relinquished 03.11.20	seriously though the next 3 months are gonna be interesting
DDDeftoneDDD 03.11.20	"interesting" means health
BlindHouse 03.11.20	Pallbearer - self-titled Hamferð - Támsins likam
GhandhiLion 03.11.20	Minutemen - Corona
brainmelter 03.11.20	if you’re under 50 years old you’ll be fine economy and distribution is going to be fucked though
bloc 03.11.20	They already saying come July there's gonna be a shortage of shit because the docks ain't opening to Chinese ships anymore lol
Relinquished 03.11.20	yea uhh that's not good
widowslaugh123 03.11.20	What in coronation
bloc 03.11.20	It's pretty over the top yeah. It's like Aaron Gillespie and Lizzo are coming to town or something and the public needs to stock up on food before it's too late
widowslaugh123 03.11.20	Biggest thing to happen to Michigan in awhile I assume
CugnoBrasso 03.11.20	My local hospital has just turned covid only, the other patients are being sent away to other hospitals.
BigHans 03.11.20	People are just MegaTards over this. The panic is pathetic.
IAmScott 03.11.20	This needs Ween. No better song to fight disease to than Poop Ship Destroyer
adr 03.11.20	this is the virus of the nightt oh yeaaah
adr 03.11.20	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=271435 legit fire war metal lol
CugnoBrasso 03.11.20	Yeah, except that the number of cases that need hospitalization is skyrocketing and hospitals might not have enough places. I agree that panicking is useless, but the situation is pretty serious.
parksungjoon 03.11.20	wow adr lives what a world
Snake. 03.11.20	is this the day that plug.dj makes a comeback
Tundra 03.11.20	the ocean - phanerozoic I: palaeozoic, just pretend the paleozoic creatures growing in the album is the coronavirus, this is the perfect pandemic demise album imo, but seriously though god bless everyone here and keep your friends and family safe
parksungjoon 03.11.20	buttplug.dj
butt. 03.11.20	some people are overreacting yea but if there's no panic at all then everyone is gonna keep doing things/going to places at the same rate and keep spreading it faster. I think like 4,500 deaths so far?
adr 03.11.20	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/1117043.jpg
butt. 03.11.20	sexy
parksungjoon 03.11.20	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/432700.jpg
Tundra 03.11.20	sexy
parksungjoon 03.11.20	http://puu.sh/Fjwvl/f6d865599a.png
Tundra 03.11.20	sexy
Relinquished 03.11.20	lmao
Tundra 03.11.20	this is why we are doomed lol
parksungjoon 03.11.20	^ the irony
garas 03.11.20	No Megadeth - Dystopia? Come on, butt!
Tundra 03.11.20	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/1034220.jpg
parksungjoon 03.11.20	great album doesnt have junz or wank tho :[
Tundra 03.11.20	that's too bad
WatchItExplode 03.11.20	Deltron 3030 - Virus
JohnnyoftheWell 03.11.20	I just drank a corona I'm fucking sorry everyone
butt. 03.12.20	Is it true that corona is on sale now since sales have taken a hit? If so I need to go stock up
WretchedCacophony 03.12.20	these albums are all shit
butt. 03.12.20	Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
aydross121 03.12.20	Over here the antibacterial soap ran out.... this thing is a virus. We deserve to be killed tbh.
Dewinged 03.12.20	Was listening to "The Purge" by Immolation yesterday and it was strangely fitting. The Earth's self defense mechanism working at full swing.
Morningrise767 03.12.20	the earth was due for a worldwide pandemic sooner or later "Was listening to "The Purge" by Immolation yesterday and it was strangely fitting." Fuck yeah! Perfect song for these times m/
butt. 03.12.20	Ah fuck yes, that is perfectly fitting. Immolation forever
WatchItExplode 03.12.20	Vendetta Red - Sisters of the Red Death
butt. 03.12.20	TOM HANKS FUCKING GOT IT! SHIT CRAP
Dewinged 03.12.20	shit just got real
brainmelter 03.12.20	yes it just did. 30 day travel ban in US and nba season just got suspended
Dewinged 03.12.20	E3 is also cancelled.
brainmelter 03.12.20	rip Tom Hanks
butt. 03.12.20	NBA is totally suspended?? that's insane. I already thought it was crazy that NCAA will not allow any fans to into march madness games lmfao. this is unreal.
JoeTex 03.12.20	get well soon rita wilson
Dunpeal 03.12.20	"The Earth's self defense mechanism working at full swing." true dat. someone was bound to be stupid enough to gobble up raw bat testicles
Dewinged 03.12.20	Meanwhile, in Japan: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ES2BkfqUUAEP1hI?format=jpg&name=large
JohnnyoftheWell 03.12.20	hahahaha first phrase in the description made me think they were branding it as a hotly anticipated design for a sec
parksungjoon 03.12.20	Immolation forever [2]
Demon of the Fall 03.12.20	'Was listening to "The Purge" by Immolation yesterday and it was strangely fitting.' m/ ahrd, all the way to the grave
Relinquished 03.12.20	readied my bunker m/
zakalwe 03.12.20	Fucking sick of this shit
Relinquished 03.12.20	RIP zak he's contaminated
butt. 03.12.20	and he's old as fuck so more likely to be killed by it
zakalwe 03.12.20	I’d understand if it was Ebola. The whole thing absolutely stinks to high heaven of something. 1. Population control 2. A balls up from that lab in Wuhan 3. An experiment to determine how people can be manipulated and how they react to media stimuli in order to prepare for the big one 4. Globalists striking back. 5. Shaking up of global markets. 6. Intentionally caused by US, Russia, China to stir up trouble. 7. Used as an example of how border control can be ‘a good thing’ 8. Bringing the worlds attention to the fact the Chinese will eat any old shit and are ridiculously inconsiderate of others.
Relinquished 03.12.20	OR it was unintentional and it was bound to happen anyway
zakalwe 03.12.20	So it’s the flu then.
butt. 03.12.20	Did you just list 8 conspiracy theories instead of conceding that sometimes viral outbreaks happen and big steps must be taken to contain them Or did I misread that
zakalwe 03.12.20	I’ve lived through the BSE crisis mate, nobody gave a fuck. Now there’s people panic buying bog roll and hand sanitizers literally like there’s no tomorrow because of what in essence is the flu but it’s reported like it’s the plague. When there’s 4 million deaths I’ll consider it a bit of a problem.
Asdfp277 03.12.20	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3ltZmI5LQw
parksungjoon 03.12.20	nice
alamo 03.12.20	last year had plenty great albums with apocalyptic vibes
Relinquished 03.12.20	4 million jesus zak at that point it’s too late
butt. 03.12.20	City Song by Daughters
alamo 03.12.20	someone start a corona themed plugdj
zakalwe 03.12.20	Wearing them fucking face masks on the tube. Fuck right off.
DoofDoof 03.12.20	ok boomer
widowslaugh123 03.12.20	Hate to say it but minus the conspiracy theories I’m kinda with zak sorta on this one. Take your fucking masks off. You’re more likely to die in a car wreck in your way to stock up on sanitizer
DoofDoof 03.12.20	you know in Italy doctors are having to play heads or tails to decide who lives or who dies - it's a little bit more serious than seasonal flu
DoofDoof 03.12.20	...and as for Iran...you can say this isn't a Biblical plague but yeah...Iran
zakalwe 03.12.20	Militarised zones, complete lock down then like it’s Ebola. Fuck this nonsense. It’s been allowed to spread if that’s the case in Italy.
DoofDoof 03.12.20	zak it's going to keep spreading around for a couple of flu seasons before the vaccine it's not ebola - you can't isolate people. Ebola is a monster but you can isolate it. Get in the suits, get anyone sick isolated, you eventually control it. corona you have for something mental like 30 days, at least half of which you're infectious...and about half a week or so you have no symptoms but are infectious it's a cheeky little fucker
Relinquished 03.12.20	allowed to spread fuck off
zakalwe 03.12.20	Man made
alamo 03.12.20	We're american made
DoofDoof 03.12.20	if it's a conspiracy to let it spread...Trump is doing a bad job of not making it look like he doesn't care if it spreads :D
DoofDoof 03.12.20	Fair play to South Korea though, they seem to have nailed it, took this thing in stride
zakalwe 03.12.20	Tipped off
Eons 03.12.20	an extremely small town nearby where I live (like not even 8,000 inhabitants) somehow had someone with the virus in the town, which is really fucking bizarre because nobody ever travels there.
theBoneyKing 03.12.20	It's really, really bad. It will get under control eventually and it won't be as bad as the worst estimates suggest, but it's gonna get a hell of a lot worse before it starts getting better. It's gonna abate in the summer and then we'll get complacent and the exact same thing is gonna happen again in the fall.
BAT 03.12.20	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOnWgdHo2eY
Eons 03.12.20	I actually have a heart condition myself, so I'm really prone to catching this stuff, my immune system isn't the best. In fact I struggle every day, never knowing when my last day will be. Not to make this thread super dark, but really this virus, isn't a big deal to me, I basically told it to fuck off.
zakalwe 03.12.20	Remember that winter vomiting virus which had us all shitting through the eye of a needle and projectile vomming. I’ll take me chances with Corona.
butt. 03.12.20	"I’m kinda with zak sorta on this one. Take your fucking masks off." Haven't seen anyone wearing masks literally anywhere (not counting China). Of course CNN and Fox will find healthy young people wearing masks to make for clickbait thumbnails. Most people aren't afraid for their own lives, they're afraid of spreading it. Because a lot of people's bodies can't handle it. I'm glad shit is getting cancelled everywhere, that's the only way you'll finally slow down the spread
Egarran 03.12.20	500 patients in Denmark and they shut down the country. Pussies.
Rowhaus 03.12.20	close your borders, hold your children close, and pray for obilivion
Eons 03.12.20	i immediately thought of the Stephen King book (and movie mini series) The Stand, go watch that if you want to really be creeped out. It's about a virus that spreads in a town, and people are all dying off and it's 'sparsely populated eventually and then it turns into this battle of good and evil with a demon sort of causing mayhem.
Egarran 03.12.20	Essential listening: https://youtu.be/KbWtaxoIQeg
brainmelter 03.12.20	zak and doof will be in my prayers
DoofDoof 03.12.20	The percentage of people wearing masks in London is approx 0.001% Take away the 0.0005% who are tourists who wear them usually anyway and that equals 'not a lot'
zakalwe 03.12.20	There’s a few masks floating about in London. Wankers
DoofDoof 03.12.20	I think people are more scared of spreading it to relatives over 65 than themselves tbh and the fact the NHS can't handle normal flu season too well at the best of times if the thing gets into my grandparent's care home that's curtains for them and about 20 other residents
Egarran 03.12.20	Exciting how USA is going to do this in the next weeks. Would be terrible if certain old politicians got infected.
DoofDoof 03.12.20	'There’s a few masks floating about in London. Wankers' there really aren't saw three....out of about 2000 individuals throughout the day
zakalwe 03.12.20	I saw about 9.
DoofDoof 03.12.20	lots of journalists have been rumbled emptying shelves and handing out masks for people to wear for pics...that get zapped straight to the Mirror/Daily Mail/etc
DoofDoof 03.12.20	to be fair didn't go on the tube
zakalwe 03.12.20	Take a trip on the underground doof mate. There’s a few wearing it like a fashion accessory.
DoofDoof 03.12.20	anyway, thankfully not the Spanish flu as that would have wiped out the entire sputulace that wiped out the 15-30 year olds (plus pregnant women), breeding population
Egarran 03.12.20	Hopefully you're not too worried about people wearing masks. It seems to be a harmless piece of clothing.
DoofDoof 03.12.20	no one went the full Naomi Campbell?
Egarran 03.12.20	^Boomer reference "It could take up to two years to develop a vaccine." Challenge accepted.
DoofDoof 03.12.20	'Hopefully you're not too worried about people wearing masks. It seems to be a harmless piece of clothing.' Harmless if they keep it sanitary :D
Egarran 03.12.20	As I cast my eyes upon general society and make a mental list of problematic elements, face masks appear at #4657
DoofDoof 03.12.20	ok boomer
butt. 03.12.20	surprised I haven't seen the conspiracy theory that this is meant to wipe out boomers ahead of the 2020 election, throwing it to young people aka democrats lol I've seen crazier ideas (on this thread)
DoofDoof 03.12.20	ok it's about a computer virus but... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrEdbKwivCI
Rowhaus 03.12.20	I remember last year when the flu made the Dow have it's worst day since 1987
Rowhaus 03.12.20	Oh wait, that was today!
DoofDoof 03.12.20	'Coronavirus 'came from space in meteor that exploded in China' claims astrobiologist' well, y'know, he would think that
outliers 03.12.20	ITSSS THE ENDDD OF THE WORLDDD AS WE KNOWWW ITTT AND I FEEEEEEEL FINEEEEEEEEEEEE
outliers 03.12.20	sing it with me everyone
Flugmorph 03.12.20	>not even coroner on the list wtf are you doing
JoeTex 03.12.20	bats & rats
Egarran 03.12.20	The health minister has allowed family members to hug each other The madlad
Sowing 03.12.20	3 and 5 rule. Need to check other albums here because I love good doomsday music. 2 is clearly the best album here though, obviously.
Tundra 03.12.20	was listening to that song today outliers, one of the most catchy songs ever forreal
JokineAugustus 03.12.20	Ulcerate - Everything is Fire Cult of Luna - The Beyond Zao - Liberate te ex Inferis Abyss would be my choice for chelsea wolfe.
Trebor. 03.12.20	counting down the days until my work closes
JokineAugustus 03.12.20	No hockey is gonna drive me bananas.
loveisamixtape 03.12.20	i live in corrupt alabama who is one of 3 states with no confirmed cases, but there are many rumors going around that we have patients at our biggest hospital, which is like 5 minutes from where I work and 10 from where I live. see y’all never
aydross121 03.13.20	Masks aren't that helpful unless you know how to fit them properly, and nobody seems to do. Best method seems to be to wash your hand regularly (water and soap is fine) and try not to touch your face.
Kompys2000 03.13.20	List needs The The- Infected
Shuyin 03.13.20	hotels are empty here in Portugal which means no work for me, gonna stay home, jam some tunes and wait it out morbid angel - blessed are the sick ps: an expert claimed we need to fight this virus as a community or collective, there's only around 50 cases here in Portugal and hand disinfectant is already sold out. sure we need to fight this together but fuck everyone else, right?
ArsMoriendi 03.13.20	If you're interested in the actual tracking of the disease: https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html?fbclid=IwAR021pdLcD0_wbci51m5UyBJRBn3BoYEdpymnbvBi61-s7gA2fE681-LOhk#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6
Meridiu5 03.13.20	3 and 11 lol
alamo 03.13.20	only love is all maroon
Egarran 03.13.20	>Masks aren't that helpful unless you know how to fit them properly, and nobody seems to do. You need an 'actually' at the start there.
Dewinged 03.13.20	tfw they reveal that what everyone got was just the flu.
Egarran 03.13.20	Uh we know that? Or is it just over here in the developed world?
Dewinged 03.13.20	What do you mean by developed world? Sputnikmusic.com?
Egarran 03.13.20	Countries with news that called it flu weeks ago.
DDDeftoneDDD 03.13.20	"developed world" means: - The World is about to end! Gotta keep my ass clean...
Ray91 03.13.20	forced to do homeoffice untill further notice. I don't think this will be solved very soon so you better all get your diapers in place. Such a shitty situation atm. Nothing to do except staying at home 24/7 can really freak you out. Will jam the new invent, animate, some opeth, der weg einer freiheit and maybe the new code orange again, which is better than expected
Egarran 03.13.20	Oooh I hear Africa only has like 130 coronapatients. So nothing to fear there.
Egarran 03.13.20	lol in Nigeria the average age is 18.
Demon of the Fall 03.13.20	It would make sense for it to hit the less developed parts of the world last (at least those far from the original source). The global nature of present-day life is part of the issue here. The problem is if/when it takes hold in Africa the infrastructure/resources probably won't be sufficient to deal with such a thing. Also, there is more likely to be unreported cases due to testing/medical restrictions and/or logistics, so just because the reported numbers are comparatively low, doesn't mean it isn't a problem there. (I'm guessing your comment is actually in jest, but just in case...)
Dewinged 03.13.20	My dad just told me he is suspected to been infected because one of the staff in his nursing home was infected so he is isolated in his room. He then told me how he has escaped three times to smoke. "No one comes close to me when they see me anyway."
Egarran 03.13.20	>(I'm guessing your comment is actually in jest, but just in case...) Indeed, but thanks anyway.
Demon of the Fall 03.13.20	I wouldn't want the unintentional spread of misinformation on this exceedingly important and influential social platform.
DDDeftoneDDD 03.13.20	reduced to 5 hour work....got gott gotta keep my ass clean
Demon of the Fall 03.13.20	'ass clean'... What sort of work are you doing?
DDDeftoneDDD 03.13.20	ahahah seems to be a main concern on these pandemic matters, considering there's no toilet paper in the shelves
Egarran 03.13.20	"You say "bidet", I say "garden hose run under the door and duct taped to the toilet -det."
InFlamesWeThrash666 03.13.20	My exams for driver's licence got postponed. Concerts got postponed. My trip to Slovakia got cancelled and now the gym is closed too. If i don't die from the coronavirus i'll probably die from depression fuck
Egarran 03.13.20	Ayy welcome, we're all suicidal in here
Rowhaus 03.13.20	buy ammo fellas
InFlamesWeThrash666 03.13.20	I don't think you can shoot a virus mate
SteakByrnes 03.13.20	My work is enforcing 4 10 hour work days because of this
Rowhaus 03.13.20	It's raw material with high value that might save y'alls lives. Gold and silver r good too.
bloc 03.13.20	You can shoot a person with the virus?
Egarran 03.13.20	The better armed groups will prosper in the post-apocalypse. This is just logic. I don't like guns, so I will dig a moat around the house and fill it with armored pitbulls.
bloc 03.13.20	How will an army of Mr. Worldwide clones help
Egarran 03.13.20	No one dares harm the King of Music
Kompys2000 03.13.20	I certainly hope Pitbull reconsiders his policy of "touching down everywhere" in light of recent developments
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.13.20	i think anyone actually stockpiling ammo - for any reason - should probably calm down, open google, and spend like 3-5 minutes researching coronavirus.
Relinquished 03.13.20	rona can't take away my right to flex arms
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.13.20	BROFORCE
Relinquished 03.13.20	better to be prepared than not though honestly it'll go away for sure but it's also early to see WHAT will follow
Rowhaus 03.13.20	I go to the range at least once a month. It'll all get used up. Definitely better to have it if you can afford it.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.13.20	again, if you think ammunition is a realistic preparation for coronavirus you might need to calm tf down
Relinquished 03.13.20	either way I'm comin for your resources boi you better stock up now before you gotta isolate
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.13.20	im leaving this world behind u'll have to catch me on jupiter
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.13.20	im stockpiling anal beads just in case
Rowhaus 03.13.20	send me a postcard from the stars
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.13.20	sure, i'll send a bead too as it will likely be the new form of currency on earth once coronavirus pandemic ends and the New World Order begins.
zakalwe 03.13.20	I’ll shove one up me arse. Fuck it, it’ll take the edge off during these end times.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.13.20	it will actually also prevent saliva particles from sneeze mist from entering your asshole and contaminate your rectum with sars-rona
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.13.20	you could combine this with wearing a dust mask from the dollar store as a diaper for extra protection
garas 03.13.20	What the fuck did I just read
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.13.20	i know its a lot to stomach garas but its better to have a hoard of anal beads just in case
zakalwe 03.13.20	I’d rather the anal beads than a mask.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.13.20	wal-mart grade surgical masks might be the new currency in the post-apocalypse
widowslaugh123 03.13.20	Come for the corona, stay for the anal beads
aydross121 03.14.20	aCktTuaLlY The issue with buying n95 masks and similar is that the people that need them (health care workers) won't have access to them. Checkout advice from who: https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/advice-for-public/when-and-how-to-use-masks
WatchItExplode 03.14.20	My state just barely missed out on the championship for covid 19... Kind of bummed
Egarran 03.14.20	Pots is like a fish in water these days and we can't blame him. Just have to imagine the sinister cackling.
JohnnyoftheWell 03.14.20	Cacklefish
Egarran 03.14.20	hopefully this will teach the kids to never mix metaphors
CugnoBrasso 03.14.20	Does anybody know a good free sample library with electronic drum sounds? The quarantine is getting boring.
Shuyin 03.14.20	any of you having luck finding jobs online? ive already enabled my fiverr account but no offers so far, used to do some translations
Lord(e)Po)))ts 03.14.20	"aCktTuaLlY The issue with buying n95 masks and similar is that the people that need them (health care workers) won't have access to them." preaching to the choir dear boy
butt. 04.07.20	soooo like what if boris dies
butt. 07.16.20	we still partyin or nah?
Egarran 07.17.20	I went through the capital by train and bus yesterday and when I got home I got chills and headache so I called everybody and said farewell.
Meridiu5 07.17.20	again, if you think ammunition is a realistic preparation for coronavirus you might need to calm tf down Democrats are literally trying to defund the police. Its one of the best things you can do
Egarran 07.17.20	Long af but _great_ article about USA since 9-11: https://www.thenation.com/article/politics/trump-bin-laden/
Meridiu5 07.17.20	ok boomer
Egarran 07.18.20	TLDR: 9-11 worked like a charm for islamists and for one thing got you Trump.