doomes: a message to sach

doomes 01.29.18	whoa i didn't know that ac/dc is an australian band
doomes 01.29.18	shit i thought they were american
Piglet 01.29.18	high quality content, pos'd
guitarded_chuck 01.29.18	srs q, whys that so funny, are there no metalheads down unda
Astral Abortis 01.29.18	Australia has always had a pretty vibrant and unique metal scene so I don’t know if I get this. Aus bands like Mortal Sin and Hobbs’ Angel of Death have released well-respected thrash classics
hansoloshotfirst 01.29.18	no surprise here as Great Britain used Australia as a place to dump its trash. thus Australian thrash > british thrash
doomes 01.29.18	wow that's like two bands man
Astral Abortis 01.29.18	Yes
doomes 01.29.18	actually this list is supposed to be funny bc i made a message to sach by creating a whole list, not the content
doomes 01.29.18	so yeah w/e with australian metal bands
doomes 01.29.18	actually it's still hilarious, australia seems like a weird ass sunny country
Drifter 01.29.18	Schoenberg Automaton are from aus I think
ianblxdsoe 01.29.18	the only “metal” au seems to have is like shitty metalcore
Dedes 01.29.18	Haha no, Australia actually has a pretty vibrant metal scene as a whole. Ne Obliviscaris and Be'lakor are both favs of mine and they're from Perth I believe?
Astral Abortis 01.29.18	That couldn’t be further from the truth. Sadistik Exekution Grave Upheaval Destroyer 666 Armoured Angel Gospel of the Horns Portal Impetuous Ritual StarGazer Cauldron Black Ram Misery’s Omen Sewercide Mortification Vomitor Sacriphyx Altars Dead River Runs Dry The Slow Death Illimitable Dolor Golgothan Remains Erebus Enthroned Abominator Hordes of the Black Cross Teuton The Wizar’d Country is brimming with metal talent
doomes 01.29.18	kylie minogue is the best australian metal talent, simply the best actually
doomes 01.29.18	i love her so much my mans
Astral Abortis 01.29.18	Kylie Minogue is great yea
doomes 01.29.18	how can a woman be SO attractive (we're not talking about just hot/cute here) and make such sweet music is beyond me
doomes 01.29.18	i'm dyin a virgin just to take my pure love for kylie and nicole kidman to the grave
Dedes 01.29.18	You're dying a virgin regardless doomes.
ExecutiveExecuterexe 01.29.18	lol
doomes 01.29.18	im prolly asexual, not even gay shit
doomes 01.29.18	wait that can't be true lol what am i talkin about
doomes 01.29.18	so yea i guess im dyin a virgin, pretty lame if you ask me
emester 01.29.18	isnt australia just a bunch of spiders
doomes 01.29.18	there are so many guys in this life that totally didn't deserve to get laid it's astonishing that i never had sex srsly
doomes 01.29.18	i'm pretty fuckin cool
emester 01.29.18	plow a spider then
doomes 01.29.18	australia is also kangaroos and kinda gay rugby before the game
Dedes 01.29.18	Jesus fucking Christ I cannot believe I just read that. You are actually the most pathetic person I've met online for sure lmao.
doomes 01.29.18	shut up man you can't argue with that
doomes 01.29.18	how tf can u argue with the facts that some dudes are generic (like you) and that i'm cool, i AM cool, i'm THE cool
Piglet 01.29.18	fun fact all metal in australia is inspired by snake bites and drop bear attacks because that's the only possible misery. everyone else is just at the beach trying to figure out how to mix guided by voices with tom petty
emester 01.29.18	theres a subspecies of dropbear that is proficient in lethal skullfucking. Believe me, im american
Piglet 01.29.18	glad to see the news has finally gotten to the other side of the pond
Sinternet 04.25.19	wow
Morningrise767 04.25.19	"fun fact all metal in australia is inspired by snake bites and drop bear attacks" As an Australian, can confirm.
parksungjoon 04.12.22	lol