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Alternate Facts: Metal Edition

Cause I feel like it, so deal with it. It is all metal... mostly.
1Five Finger Death Punch

These guys are loved and considered one of the best bands of the 21st century.
2ATILLLA

Has released a good album.
3Papa Roach

They are still relevant.
4Megadeth

Dave Mustaine wishes that he had the talent to down tune his guitar.
5Burzum

Varg is often considered to be the nicest person in metal.
6Metallica

1.) James thinks he says "yeah" too much.
2.) Kirk Hammet thinks the wah-wah pedal is used to much.
7Behemoth

Nergal's biggest influence is his pious Christianity.
8Slayer

Tom Araya wants to be as heavy as Nickelback.
9Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne can play the guitar.
10Emperor

Ishahn wishes he could do a death growl.
11In Flames

The band members are actually on fire.
12Dream Theater

Their biggest influence is the Ramones.
13Watain

Erik Danielson gets sick whenever he sees blood.
14Death

Probably the most underrated death metal band, ever... of all time.
15Cannibal Corpse

1.) George Fisher thinks that people headbang way too much.
2.) The band, as a whole, thinks horror movies are terrible and they scare them.
16Marilyn Manson

Middle-aged women think that he is a God send.
17Nirvana

Kurt Cobain thinks the best song he ever wrote is Smells Like Teen Spirit.
18Limp Bizkit

These pioneers of the Nu-Metal genre have remained a favorite amongst many metalheads.
19AC/DC

Angus Young is the greatest technical guitarist of all time.
20Anthrax

They are the best thrash band that has ever made music.
21Meghan Trainor

She is the best songwriter that has ever lived.
22Motley Crue

Nikki Sixx is straight edge.
23Amon Amarth

They are actually Vikings.
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