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Stuff I Hated in Avengers: Endgame

*WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD. I basically enjoyed the film, but being both a comic book geek and a perfectionist, there were some things I was disappointed by.
1The Banner Year
All Your Beer Belongs To Us

Professor Hulk sucks.

There's a reason why "Hulk Smash!" is a thing, and "Banner think!" isn't. Hulk owed Thanos a serious beat down. The big green guy was seriously underused.
2Valient Thorr
Our Own Masters

Funny fat Thor.

Yes, fat Thor is funny as hell. And Ragnarok was the best Thor movie. But I'm still not sold on funny Thor. I like my comic book movies and shows serious. Even though Chris Hemsworth has a real flair for comedy, it fucks with the tone of the rest of the MCU. There's a reason I like The Dark Knight way better than the '60s "Zap! Pow!" Batman.
3Black Widow
Black Widow

Black Widow's death, Part 1.

I appreciate her sacrifice if I'm just looking at this film, but it kind of ruins the forthcoming Black Widow movie for me. What's the point of watching a prequel when you know she's already dead?
4Black Widow
Sleeping With Demons

Black Widow's death, Part 2.

There's a whole logical problem with this sequence. In Infinity War, Thanos learns he has to sacrifice that which he loves, he throws Gamora off the cliff, OK, cool. Hawkeye didn't willingly sacrifice anything. Black Widow jumped off the cliff of her own accord. Logically, when Hawkeye climbed back up his little rope and held his hand out for the soul stone, Red Skull should have laughed in his face and told him to go eff himself.
5Time Traveller
Morla And The Red Balloon

Time travel sucks.

Really. They can set up all the rules they want. But once you establish that time travel can change the present, it's a cheat you can always fall back on. It's fine for comedies like the Back to the Future or Bill and Ted movies. It sucks in action/adventure movies.
6Brie Larson
Finally Out of P.E.

Way too much screen time for Brie Larson.

Which is to say any screen time at all. (Thought it was going to be worse, though.)
7Iron Man
South of the Earth

Cap lives, Iron Man sacrifices.

Kind of would have preferred it the other way around. I like Captain America better as a character, and thought he was on the right side of the Civil War argument. Would have preferred he be the one to make the ultimate sacrifice, and Iron Man lived to get to see his daughter grow up. But I can live this choice.
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