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|Stuff I Hated in Avengers: Endgame|
*WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD. I basically enjoyed the film, but being both a comic book geek and a perfectionist, there were some things I was disappointed by.
|1||The Banner Year|
All Your Beer Belongs To Us
Professor Hulk sucks.
There's a reason why "Hulk Smash!" is a thing, and "Banner think!" isn't. Hulk owed Thanos a serious beat down. The big green guy was seriously underused.
Our Own Masters
Funny fat Thor.
Yes, fat Thor is funny as hell. And Ragnarok was the best Thor movie. But I'm still not sold on funny Thor. I like my comic book movies and shows serious. Even though Chris Hemsworth has a real flair for comedy, it fucks with the tone of the rest of the MCU. There's a reason I like The Dark Knight way better than the '60s "Zap! Pow!" Batman.
Black Widow's death, Part 1.
I appreciate her sacrifice if I'm just looking at this film, but it kind of ruins the forthcoming Black Widow movie for me. What's the point of watching a prequel when you know she's already dead?
Sleeping With Demons
Black Widow's death, Part 2.
There's a whole logical problem with this sequence. In Infinity War, Thanos learns he has to sacrifice that which he loves, he throws Gamora off the cliff, OK, cool. Hawkeye didn't willingly sacrifice anything. Black Widow jumped off the cliff of her own accord. Logically, when Hawkeye climbed back up his little rope and held his hand out for the soul stone, Red Skull should have laughed in his face and told him to go eff himself.
Morla And The Red Balloon
Time travel sucks.
Really. They can set up all the rules they want. But once you establish that time travel can change the present, it's a cheat you can always fall back on. It's fine for comedies like the Back to the Future or Bill and Ted movies. It sucks in action/adventure movies.
Finally Out of P.E.
Way too much screen time for Brie Larson.
Which is to say any screen time at all. (Thought it was going to be worse, though.)
South of the Earth
Cap lives, Iron Man sacrifices.
Kind of would have preferred it the other way around. I like Captain America better as a character, and thought he was on the right side of the Civil War argument. Would have preferred he be the one to make the ultimate sacrifice, and Iron Man lived to get to see his daughter grow up. But I can live this choice.
|Sure I good grouse about some more things if I wanted to. Like I said, though, I actually liked the film a lot, and considering how many things they had to tie together, the Russo Brothers did a great job.|
As you can see, I have way too much time on my hands.
|I agree with you with you except for the time travel thing. Are you familiar with the Messiah trilogy? also don't forget X-Sanction when Cable goes guerilla warfare and kicked Tony's ass and the rest of the avengers.|
|i havent seen it yet but im already pissed|
|i hated when thanos got his giant purple chode out and just started jacking it for 30 minutes. not only could all that glorious cum be harvested by captain america's imperialist buttocks, he just spilled all that delicious genetic detail all over the floor. this wouldn't have happened in DC|
|no spoilers pls|
|@Lord(e) damn I envy you. The social pressure was too strong for me. Watching MCU is like a social activity that you don't wanna miss its fucking weird. Its like attending a high society Ball in 19th century Russia.|
|I don’t like how all the OP heroes couldn’t defeat Thanos and then Tony Stark with no powers and weakened is like “hold my suit”. And once again Tony makes another incredible sacrifice and we’re supposed to care because he’s gloriously suicidal. One problem: Tony was also an incredible asshole his entire life and him dying is kind of nice. |
|@soul havent seen captain marvel either lol. doubt i will see far from home til its on netflix either|
|Go see John Wick 3 everyone |
|havent even seen John Wick 7 yet tho|
|That one is definitely my least favorite |
|The worst thing about the Avengers was Thanos, the magnificent, having been defeated|
|thanos a lil bih|
|I agree with most of your points. Esp 5 and 6. The biggest problem with this movie tho is re-watchability. It was enjoyable enough for what it was but like most comic book movies is probably a one time watch.|
|Mostlh agree except I like funny Thor tbh, Thor sucked in his standalone movies before they let him be comical. |
Worst thing about this movie is probably that it's just not as good as Infinity War. Kinda not as climactic when the ending isn't better than the set-up to the ending, y'know?
|Yeah, I agree. Infinity War is a better film.|
|Most of these are valid except the Thor one. Thor is waaaaay better as a wisecracking surfer bro than he was as the super serious prince of Asgard.|