Beach Houses Ranked
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| 1 |  | Beach Weather
What A Drag
Barford Beach House: https://www.coolplaces.co.uk/self-catering/uk/england/south-west-england/cornwall/bude/9105-barford-beach-house
This one's just perfect. You can actually see the sea and the beach is grass instead of annoying sand and rocks. The interior is gorgeous; look at all that wood! Wishing it had a cinema? Guess what: it does! Thankfully it also has a playroom. |
| 2 |  | Beach Fossils
Somersault
951 Summit Dr, Laguna Beach: https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/951-Summit-Dr_Laguna-Beach_CA_92651_M14245-34785
This beach house has an equal number of baths and beds. Enough said. |
| 3 |  | Beach Arabs
Wild Movement
Buddha Beach House: https://www.coolplaces.co.uk/self-catering/uk/england/south-west-england/cornwall/8851-buddha-beach-house
It comes with a jacuzzi. Pretty cool. Maybe not the place to be right now as it sure do be right next to the ocean, but it looks pretty cute nonetheless. |
| 4 |  | Sinai Beach
When Breath Escapes
Isreali Beach Mansion: https://www.sothebysrealty.com/eng/sales/detail/180-l-86348-lp4k46/extraordinary-sea-views-penthouse-at-the-jaffa-residences
Yeah it looks amazing but it's 65 million dollars. Contrary to popular belief, I do not have the money to buy this beach house. Or any of the others listed here. Feel free to subscribe to my onlyf |
| 5 |  | Albinobeach
Cacophonic
St Mawes Retreats: https://www.coolplaces.co.uk/self-catering/uk/england/cornwall/truro/8772-st-mawes-retreats
I refuse to believe that England can look that tropical. Funky if true. Don't get scammed when getting yourself a beach house. |
| 6 |  | Beachy Head
Beachy Head
Strandhuisje Hoek van Holland: https://strandhuisje.nl/slapenophetstrand/hvh120/
This thing is tiny and on a Dutch beach. Sure, Dutch beaches look nice, but if you're lucky you'll have decent enough beach weather approximately two and a half days per year. Also, fuck sand. |
| 7 |  | Beach Fuzz
Beach Fuzz
The Big Beach House: https://www.coolplaces.co.uk/self-catering/uk/england/south-west-england/cornwall/8564-the-big-beach-house
It doesn't look that big. It also looks pretty run down. 3k pounds per WEEK? I'll just buy Once Twice Melody on vinyl instead. |
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