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Horror remakes ranked

With Suspiria coming out i thought it would be good to rank the many horror remakes or which the standard is predictably low. Im ranking the ones that come to my head so feel free to mention any i have forgot. The list goes from best to worst.
1The Cure

The first that comes to mind is John Carpenter's The thing. Some people forget that this is a remake at all which the original being Howard Hawks who Carpenter was a huge fan of himself as proved by the reference in Halloween where it plays on the TV.
Scumdogs of the Universe

Another one that comes to mind is The Ring. I am a huge fan of the original but was blown away with Gore Verbinski brought to the table, the direction and the visuals were top notch and he managed to keep the sense of dread and terror even with a PG-13 rating.

The next that comes to my head and i realise i am gonna forget loads of good ones since i havent done research prior to this, is Maniac! When i saw Elijah Wood was gonna be the star i was sceptical but i was pleasantly surprised and this was done so well.
Book of Bad Decisions

I might get shit for this one but i thought the remake for Texas Chainsaw massacre was underappreciated. Cinematography was great and i cant find much fault with it.
5Fucked up
Dose Your Dreams

Dawn of the dead how could i of forgot this one, defo one of the best remakes
Grand Unification

Ok now im getting bored so im gonna start listing some of the shits ones and first one that come to mind is friday the 13th, technicallly ok and could of been great but sorry many things ruined it.

Next has to be nightmare on elms street, there are so many things wrong with this i dont now where to begin
8My Chemical Romance
The Black Parade

Ok now im bored so im just gonna list some bad ones that are an abomination.
The hitcher
The eye
The grudge
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