MegaResurrectedJake4
12.17.15 | If anybody has recs like this, its appreciated |
brainmelter
12.17.15 | yes, yes I do. |
JWT155
12.17.15 | 1 is fantastic. |
MegaResurrectedJake4
12.17.15 | ^couldn't tell what u meant, best I could tell u were calling me a poser? but hard to tell; you might've liked that track you listed? His failure to pronounce the English was enough to throw me off, even before the video and music was seeming ironic. |
MegaResurrectedJake4
12.17.15 | ^lol ight chief |
RogueNine
12.17.15 | Who are you and what have you done with MegaJake1024 |
Avagantamos
12.17.15 | what's pussy |
botb
12.17.15 | 5 are the best guys. If you like 1 peep bands like black breath, baptists, oathbreaker, young and in the way, the secret. And Venomspitter :3
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HepatitisK
12.17.15 | bad/5 |
FigNewtns
12.17.15 | run with the hunted |
LepreCon
12.17.15 | Pussy > Hardcore
unless she's into it |
MegaResurrectedJake4
12.18.15 | Thanks for the recs dudes. Will check 'em all out this weekend - 'll hit you up via shoutbox if u come up big.
@RogueNine, lol, if ur referring to the music taste, that's why i figured it was time for a profile change. just don't quite like the same music as i did when i was a freshman in high school. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.18.15 | u may dig it but list confirms you sure as fuck dont get it |
ZippaThaRippa
12.18.15 | Outta nowhere |
Avagantamos
12.18.15 | I don't know what pussy means |
MegaResurrectedJake4
12.22.15 | @LordePots, Of course I get pussy; I am a pussy. :D But I'm still relatively sure I could pick your insecure conscience to pieces because a lifetime has taught me I'm less pussy than everyone else - but hey, at least you like shit-talking on line for no reason whatsoever. and if its any consolation, I'm about to get pussy from a beautiful woman right now, high and nice :) |
L4titudes
12.22.15 | came for pussy |
hal1ax
12.22.15 | pixorlies [2] |
Supercoolguy64
12.22.15 | protip never go down on a girl who had an abortion that pussy haunted |
MegaResurrectedJake4
12.22.15 | haha well we debated sending just a close-up only pussy shot, but she backed out. She's such a pussy |
MegaResurrectedJake4
12.22.15 | nah, wouldn't have done that, but we did make that joke. |
Kman418
12.22.15 | "@LordePots, Of course I get pussy; I am a pussy. :D But I'm still relatively sure I could pick your insecure conscience to pieces because a lifetime has taught me I'm less pussy than everyone else - but hey, at least you like shit-talking on line for no reason whatsoever. and if its any consolation, I'm about to get pussy from a beautiful woman right now, high and nice :)"
this is definitely how someone that listens to have heart would respond to that |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.22.15 | "@LordePots, Of course I get pussy; I am a pussy. :D But I'm still relatively sure I could pick your insecure conscience to pieces because a lifetime has taught me I'm less pussy than everyone else - but hey, at least you like shit-talking on line for no reason whatsoever. and if its any consolation, I'm about to get pussy from a beautiful woman right now, high and nice :)"
come on dude u set yourself up for the joke with a list title like that, but it was indeed just a joke. sorry you took it so poorly. ur the only one shit-talking here. |
climactic
12.22.15 | kman LOL so tru gj |
MegaResurrectedJake4
12.22.15 | @Kman, hahah I feels. stick around, you'll see me writing passionate paragraphs for days.
@LordePots, ight, I prefer to be sensitive though, and act as if people say things with purpose; if its a joke, I prefer to think they're meant to be funny. I usually respond with shit talk to a person who thinks humor is to say something negative, and then just gets to say it was a joke when you get anything back. its a classic tactic, and as a man who listens to have heart, I'm sure as you can expect I've seen it a lot before. Blame the person who tries, cause you don't have the balls to try in any other way than pretending. |
DirEnRefused
12.22.15 | you're taking the internet way too seriously mate |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.22.15 | dude. i dont know anything about you. we have never talked. of course it was a joke.
but i see now that u most certainly do get the pussy
after all, douchebags get laid all the time
btw that one wasnt a joke
u totally seem like a douche |
Asdfp277
12.22.15 | Of course I get pussy; I am a pussy. :D But I'm still relatively sure I could pick your insecure conscience to pieces because a lifetime has taught me I'm less pussy than everyone else - but hey, at least you like shit-talking on line for no reason whatsoever. and if its any consolation, I'm about to get pussy from a beautiful woman right now, high and nice :) |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | Oh fuck, an internet fight. Shit's getting real guys! |
MegaResurrectedJake4
12.22.15 | @DirEnRefused, haha I take everything too seriously according to everyone else, except the things I don't take seriously that a lot of other people do. I think even on the internet, people should hold themselves accountable, so I do that. I just tend not to spend too much time online.
@LordePots, now that I've insulted you some, you're very entitled to that opinion. However, I don't think I'm a douche and I've tried extremely hard not to be one, because in high school I was called that a lot, and got me to look at myself. Sometimes, I was wrong, and sometimes I just think people should be accountable, and I'm sure you've said things like that a million times to a bunch of different people. And though you were being a douche, I think mostly people don't respond to you, or you tear them down enough that you're convinced you're better than them. I just don't think you should post anything like that in the future - let people like their shitty music. If you don't like it, explain why politely. It was a joke in that you don't know whether I get pussy. It was not a joke in the sense that you were demeaning my music taste, and trying to make me feel inferior for my music taste in order to make yourself feel bigger. Of course, you wouldn't say that, and would say I'm taking everything too seriously. But I like to represent the perspective that is vulnerable that no one gets to hear, for all the kids you've said something like that which has hurt their feelings, and you've laughed at them like you're the shit. Nah, son. |
MegaResurrectedJake4
12.22.15 | @LordePots, I'll conclude by saying I'm sorry if I ended up being a douche. Just hope you don't do that bullshit in the future. If you need another example, look at the top of this list. Someone tried to be a clever pussy before you. He deleted his comment after he looked dumb. |
MegaResurrectedJake4
12.22.15 | Apologies if i took it too far, I do it a lot. I'll use what you said, and try to be less of a douche. Peace out; if you think my music sucks, I'd be happy to see some recs. |
hal1ax
12.22.15 | jesus |
hal1ax
12.22.15 | you're taking the internet way too seriously [2] |
Asdfp277
12.22.15 | cringe |
Snake.
12.22.15 | what the actual fuck |
rc239
12.22.15 | Of course I get pussy; I am a pussy. :D But I'm still relatively sure I could pick your insecure conscience to pieces because a lifetime has taught me I'm less pussy than everyone else - but hey, at least you like shit-talking on line for no reason whatsoever. and if its any consolation, I'm about to get pussy from a beautiful woman right now, high and nice :) |
bach
12.22.15 | "this is definitely how someone that listens to have heart would respond to that"
lmao |
Asdfp277
12.22.15 | I'm less pussy ;) |
MegaResurrectedJake4
12.22.15 | This isn't serious. I'm not taking it seriously. I'm laughing with my girlfriend about it. I'm about to go blaze and watch Willow. but it is sad to see so many people feel the need to impose their fear of anything serious onto situations by posting something like 'cringe' over a conversation you yourselves are saying is not serious that you're not even involved in. A question: if this is so unimportant, why are you keeping up with it? seriously, it took me 3 days to come back to see this joke. I'm going to address it and move on. but I am going to address it - I'm not gonna go around an online forum commenting petty bullshit everywhere - seriously, its okay to not be an apathetic drone. you don't have to only post 10 words so that no one calls you names. and u certainly don't have to be nauseated by someone that does. Online is a public forum. It needs to be taken seriously. Look at how much time you spend online. That much influence needs to be taken seriously. Otherwise, this is what happens. Everyone turns into little sissy boys too afraid to do anything other than take nothing seriously and shit on anyone who does. Yall live in the paradoxes of yourselves, wiping your filthy faces in the same shit you laugh at others for stepping in. At least I step in my own shit. Goodnight ladies and gentlemen, hope you've enjoyed the show. Happy to say I probably won't be online tomorrow night to see your 15 one-word comments. I will likely be fulfilling myself by trying hard to change the world in whatever humble way I can, trying hard, and getting laughed at every step of the way. And I'll still be grinning, just like I am now. But I confess, its been a long road to get here - yall do make it hard to care |
bach
12.22.15 | did you have to open up a word document for that one? |
Parallels
12.22.15 | >I'm not taking it seriously
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/98/8e/fb/988efb16481161b249027da868481703.jpg |
Parallels
12.22.15 | oh god pls make a review with that paragraph in it |
hal1ax
12.22.15 | guy is writing a fucking novella over here |
climactic
12.22.15 | incredible |
Asdfp277
12.22.15 | copypasta for the new year |
bach
12.22.15 | nothing gets user MegaResurrectedJake4's girlfriend's pussy more wet than serious banter-free dialog on sputnikmusic.com. Why in fact, they're laughing about it right now. Which is more than can be said for some people. |
dbizzles
12.22.15 | I quite enjoy Black Pussy myself. |
DirEnRefused
12.22.15 | "u may dig it but list confirms you sure as fuck dont get it"
who knew it was this easy to incite a psychotic break |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | Never could get into that. I like every shade but black. It's all about Latin Pussy. |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | Like when it's a little bit acidic and kinda lingers on the tongue? |
hal1ax
12.22.15 | like halibut ceviche |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | You made me salivate just now |
hal1ax
12.22.15 | warhead sour might be a vd tho |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | Gotta risk it to lick the biscuit |
hal1ax
12.22.15 | or call an audible and hit door number2 but lube availability can be an issue |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | Bruh there's no shame in being afraid to eat out, just own up to it. Lotta guys intimidated by all the different parts. But it's something you gotta learn to do if you want to get to that next level intimacy. You're not truly realizing your potential as a sexual partner. |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | Last thing you were in bed with was probably a klingon, bet you liked when that creasey hed motherfucker sandblasted your throat with his alien jizz ya little fuckbooooooi |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | Only sandwich he makes is when he and his buddies sandwich your pussy ass in the shower and tenderize you like a fuckin vitello |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | Oh shit sorry man, I didn't mean to take it that far |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | We cool? |
hal1ax
12.22.15 | do u let her finger ur ass and call u wesley crusher? |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | Does that make your asshole whistle |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | Tru |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.22.15 | dat shit i just read |
ZippaThaRippa
12.22.15 | How aroused are you 1-10,
I'm guessing at least half chub |
hal1ax
12.22.15 | scared & aroused = Fearection |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.22.15 | "I'm guessing at least half chub"
at least |
Snake.
12.22.15 | "I'm laughing with my girlfriend about it."
stop bragging about having two hands |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
12.23.15 | u can tell he's lying because heres the exact amount of girls who would be interested in watching their boyfriend post paragraphs on sputnik about how he's a douche and a sensitive pussy who likes to take things seriously that gets pussy and listens to hardcore:
exactly 0 |
