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| Soundoffs That Cause Existential Crises
Comment ones that you feel fit this criteria. | | 1 |  | Edge Of Sanity
Crimson
There's great musicianship to be found here, but just the nature of creating a 40 minute track doesn't instantly make it a classic. I mean, there are some great riffs and such throughout the track, but repitition is hardly present. Anybody could compile a bunch of riffs and throw them together into a 40 minute track if you give them a long enough time. | | 2 |  | Run the Jewels
Meow the Jewels
He sits down at his computer, tears streaming down his fertile beard as he mentally recounts the
transgression done against him. He hovers over the page in righteous anger: Meow the Jewels. He
breaks down for a second. Who could possibly do this to him? O gods, how his life has been so
ruined by the cats of fate! But nay, there is no time to cry. He gathers himself together, for he
has a job to do.
"NO!" his mother cried, "You can't! You musn't! It's an album of CAT SOUNDS!!"
"QUIET" he orders, "I MUST assert my superiority."
And yay, did he hover over the rating bar and hit submit. The deed was done. The 1 was given.
But alas, what did it mean? Not only to him, but to his fellow peers in the halls of Sputnik? Did
it matter? Did anything matter?
Only time will tell. But for now, godspeed, you brave son of a bitch, for you have truly saved
music today. | | 3 |  | Avenged Sevenfold
City Of Evil
sometimes when I'm alone in the bathtub I start flopping my dick around and do walrus calls as I splash all around and then furiously shit all over the bathroom in a raging fit because my wench refuses to let me buttfuck her so then I grab my mountain dew and my copy of call of duty black cops and start jamming city of evil because I'm so tortured | | 4 |  | Swans
To Be Kind
IN A SWANS-ASS RESTAURANT, HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN TOUSSAINT | | 5 |  | Dragged Into Sunlight
Hatred For Mankind
KILL
EVERY
CUNT | | 6 |  | FFS
FFS
ffs | |
CapnJizz
10.17.15 | but that soundoff is pretty accurate | BigDixRLameStix
10.17.15 | Yes and that's why it causes an existential crisis, it's mind-blowing how someone can be so 100% accurate. | treeqt.
10.17.15 | this is my favorite soundoff http://www.sputnikmusic.com/logout.php | BigDixRLameStix
10.17.15 | :'^( | IHateRadiohead
10.17.15 | He sits down at his computer, tears streaming down his fertile beard as he mentally recounts the
transgression done against him. He hovers over the page in righteous anger: Meow the Jewels. He
breaks down for a second. Who could possibly do this to him? O gods, how his life has been so
ruined by the cats of fate! But nay, there is no time to cry. He gathers himself together, for he
has a job to do.
"NO!" his mother cried, "You can't! You musn't! It's an album of CAT SOUNDS!!"
"QUIET" he orders, "I MUST assert my superiority."
And yay, did he hover over the rating bar and hit submit. The deed was done. The 1 was given.
But alas, what did it mean? Not only to him, but to his fellow peers in the halls of Sputnik? Did
it matter? Did anything matter?
Only time will tell. But for now, godspeed, you brave son of a bitch, for you have truly saved
music today. | LotusFlower
10.17.15 | ^^ best soundoff for sure | BigDixRLameStix
10.17.15 | Why is that soundoff formatted like someone just randomly hit the enter key. | SharkTooth
10.17.15 | it's not on the original soundoff, the comment formatting just fucked everything up | RogueNine
10.17.15 | I've seen far worse things that people didn't get banned for tbh. | Ocean of Noise
10.17.15 | IN A SWANS-ASS RESTAURANT, HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN TOUSSAINT | BigDixRLameStix
10.17.15 | That's pretty lame | Ovrot
10.17.15 | ffs' soundoff for Dragged Into Sunlight is the best on the site. True facts. | chemicalmarriage
10.17.15 | LOL 3 | beefshoes
10.18.15 | lmao yeah | ffs
10.18.15 | FINally a chance to get more exposure for this soundoff
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/soundoff.php?albumid=189483 | Cygnatti
10.18.15 | ^YES | Deathconscious
10.18.15 | KILL
EVERY
CUNT
lol'd | BigDixRLameStix
10.18.15 | FFSception has been added |
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