GhostOfSarcasticBtrd: Are there more than five girl users on this site?

TheGreatQ 07.19.16	Are there even five?
TumsFestival 07.19.16	I didn't know there was more than 0 girls on this site
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	And I'm talking DAUs, or at least regular users. None of this "I'll rate a Drake album once every 2 years then disappear" bullshit. Andcas isn't even here anymore so that like halves the total.
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	HAHA YEAH ONLY GIRLS LISTEN TO DRAKE MLAO
Ryus 07.19.16	drake is better than alexisonfire, underoath, taking back sunday, TTNG, brand new, faith no more, etc etc
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	i cant count how many times i banged chicks with take care on that alone means its at least a 4 maybe the op will be able to relate to the music when he too begins to bang chicks
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Nigga I don't make the rules.
Conmaniac 07.19.16	looking at the Sputnik yearbook there's only like 2-3
SCREAM! 07.19.16	"drake is better than alexisonfire" woa woa woa hol' up there boi
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	True... my therapist also told me I wouldn't understand Drake till I banged 4 chicks. Seemed an oddly specific number but he's the one who charges $300 / hr. so what do I know.
onionbubs 07.19.16	"taking back sunday, TTNG, brand new, faith no more" no
BallsDeep 07.19.16	Theres 2 and one of them is questionable
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Ryus is being held hostage by Drake's entourage. Serena Williams boutta snap his neck if he doesn't comply.
Ryus 07.19.16	@onionbubs also explosions in the sky, godspeed, nine inch nails, the mars volta, thrice, thursday, etc
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	alexisonfire was the only questionable one listed there
Ryus 07.19.16	i like him but i'm not a huge fan of him. i have two of his albums 3d and one of them 2d
LotusFlower 07.19.16	i wonder who made the alt because they were too big of a pussy to make this joke on their main account.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	That seems high.
Keyblade 07.19.16	drake memes whew, didnt realize i was in the comments section of a aesop rock video
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	It's not an alt but it's my third account over the years cause I was banned twice precisely cause I don't use alt accounts to do shit like this.
LotusFlower 07.19.16	oh man thats even worse
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	I do my best, coach.
brainmelter 07.19.16	Isn't there like 3 girls only
user 07.19.16	I wonder when Ryus will grow out of his "hate everything to be different" phase
heck 07.19.16	sput girl here. I've never even listened to Drake
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	surprised if theres any girls since the site is loaded with cringe like this
Ryus 07.19.16	"I wonder when Ryus will grow out of his "hate everything to be different" phase" check my 5s bro
adr 07.19.16	keep it that way
TheTripP 07.19.16	There's a bunch of Gender Fluid guys here i'm sure does that count?
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	"sput girl here. I've never even listened to Drake" come thru we'll listen to take care
Keyblade 07.19.16	come thru girl u deserve rounds tonight
Sevengill 07.19.16	SoccerRiot, LittleLion, and Parallels but I don't take them to be the Drake type
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	"Come thru..." x4 - Drake, 2013
adr 07.19.16	he's probably a cat now
adr 07.19.16	why this piece of shit site is slower than my parkinson grandma
CaimanJesus 07.19.16	Isn't trackbytrackreviews a chick?
ArsMoriendi 07.19.16	Yes^
Sevengill 07.19.16	and can't forget IcyLily
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Can confirm Hellscythe is a girl from the aforementioned yearbook. That's one. Chuck was wearing a tank in his so we'll call it one and a half for now.
ArsMoriendi 07.19.16	Don't forget about JigglyPDiddy
tempest-- 07.19.16	ars is a girl
Futures 07.19.16	arse is so creepily obsessed with who is a girl on this site
ArsMoriendi 07.19.16	You wish I was (Edit: that reply was supposed to be for tempest's comment, but I guess it also works for Futures' comment)
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	youd prob feel comfy in a tank if you lifted and were less than tree fiddy lbs too
tempest-- 07.19.16	charlotte anne xiong
user 07.19.16	"check my 5s bro" I feel shame
Ryus 07.19.16	"charlotte anne xiong" classic
adr 07.19.16	Konnichiwa tomodachi (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Buck eighty... tree fiddy. Same difference. I bet Drake likes him some tanks.
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧ (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧
brainmelter 07.19.16	"charlotte anne xiong"
ArsMoriendi 07.19.16	"charlotte anne xiong" I'm honestly not ashamed of making that alt. It was a mediocre troll alt that lasted for like 4 days (and was successful on some users.) I've been over it for a while, so I'm not sure why you guys aren't.
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	(●´∀｀●) (｀・ω・´)” ヽ(；▽；)ノ (´・ｖ・) (((o(ﾟ▽ﾟ)o))) ☆:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:☆ (⌒▽⌒)☆ ⊂((・▽・))⊃ (≧∇≦)/ (´･ω･`) （’-’) ∩( ・ω・)∩ (≧▽≦) ＼（＾＾）／Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ（　´∀｀） (^～^) ＼（＠￣∇￣＠）／　 (☆^O^☆) (★^O^★) (☆^ー^☆) (´ω｀★) ＼（Ｔ∇Ｔ）／ヽ(≧ω≦)ﾉ (´∀｀)☆ Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏヽ(⌒∇⌒)ﾉ d=(´▽｀)=b ＼(T▽T)／ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ（＾ワ＾） (＾Д＾)ﾉ (´∀`) (°◇°;) (゜▽゜;) (/^▽^)/ (ﾉ´ｰ`)ﾉヽ(´ー`)ﾉ (　＾∇＾) ＼( ｀.∀´)／ (●⌒∇⌒●) o(≧∇≦o) ヽ(｀◇´)/ ヽ(・ω・)ﾉ（＾ω＾）｡◕‿◕｡ ⊙ω⊙　⊙△⊙　 o (◡‿◡✿) (∩_∩) (•ิ_•ิ) (/•ิ_•ิ)/
Conmaniac 07.19.16	didnt know that was Ars lol wow
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	I'm still not over Chuck's tank.
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	do you feel warm inside when you look at that pic
Parallels 07.19.16	>but I don't take them to be the Drake type Who the f is Drake?
tempest-- 07.19.16	the guy from uncharted??
ArsMoriendi 07.19.16	"yeah pretty embarrassing" I'm honestly not embarrassed by it. I made the troll alt a girl because a Pitchfork loving Asian girl was the perfect thing to bait people and the results were funny. You guys only give me shit for it because you have preexisting hate boner for me. Which is why all of the users who don't, stopped caring as soon as the alt went away.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Nah, you need to be taller. Guys under 6'4" don't make the cut. I need to be able to stare directly into your eyes. Hairline on point, though.
adr 07.19.16	stop embarrassing yourself even further
Keyblade 07.19.16	have u not been in a car or at a party in the past decade
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Drake better stay the fuck out my car.
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	ye im only 5'11 its ok tho its average plus i like tiny grills anyway i dont think anyone doesnt like u ars although im not really up or that interested in the social dynamics of the site
Parallels 07.19.16	>Every anime website has like 500 girls and Sputnik only has 5 girls total. I guarantee you half of them are Rule 16's, femboys and transgirls. I know a couple other female users on the site irl, one is my friend who passed away last year and the other never really liked it here because she thought people were too mean and disgusting (this was like back in like 2009.)
miketunneyiscool123 07.19.16	Being a guy of 5' 7", I find a woman around 5' 1" - 5' 3" top be "fun sized."
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	my current grill is 5'2 fun sized indeed
miketunneyiscool123 07.19.16	"current?" Sounds like someone else is next in line so-to-speak. XD jk bud
tcat84 07.19.16	ok so what is this sput yearbook you guys and apparently gals are talking about?
miketunneyiscool123 07.19.16	Rephrase that to guys and gal(s).
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	not sure if forever commitment is my thing shes a catch though
ArsMoriendi 07.19.16	"i dont think anyone doesnt like u ars although im not really up or that interested in the social dynamics of the site" According to Futures, there's an entire Facebook group that includes staff members that constantly rip on me. Although he said that to try to make me feel bad, it kind of scares me that people even care that much about my behavior on here.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	It's this thing where you can see Chuck's midget self wearing a tank top. But seriously I'm like a giant among boys on this site. Y'all are tiny, or maybe just growing still cause some of you seem really young.
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	the fuck get a life people jesus
tcat84 07.19.16	Ars if it makes you feel any better.. I do not care
ArsMoriendi 07.19.16	"Why you take that seriously? He was probably lying since he didn't have a link." Because the old Sputnik Facebook group I used to be a part of did similar things with other users.
Futures 07.19.16	yeah and you aren't in the new one because we hate you lol get over it
adr 07.19.16	lol Futures thinks anyone likes him the irony
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Yo that's real cool and all, and I'ma let you finish, but this thread is about Chuck's height beginning with a 5 and that crushing sigh you hear girls let out when he delivers the bad news. This other problem seems off topic.
Sevengill 07.19.16	Alchemist, I'll give you like eight inches of my height. I hate being 6'0.
adr 07.19.16	go outside please
Futures 07.19.16	lol Futures thinks anyone likes him the irony you are an irrelevant user nobody knows exists for the most part
Keyblade 07.19.16	tfw i hit 6'0 by the time i was 13
ArsMoriendi 07.19.16	"yeah and you aren't in the new one because we hate you lol get over it" Who is "we" other than sixdegrees and yourself anyway? And to go back on topic 5'11" pretty tall in my opinion since no one in my family is above 5'10"
adr 07.19.16	yeah go existing in facebook groups walking cancer
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Who the fuck would want to be 5'4" instead of 6'0"? Why? You're not even tall enough to start worrying about bed length, shoe sizing, or anything that matters.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Yo Rikku what you land at? Gotta know if I'm keeping my crown.
StarlessCore 07.19.16	didnt even realize it was possible to enjoy intercourse without being a drake fan o nvm im not chuck
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	lol ghost i once looked up average height in canada for men it was either 5'8 or 9 and then i felt good about myself for about 5 seconds until my buddy pointed out that the average would include our rather large asian population
TheTripP 07.19.16	I'm 26 and 6'4... where does that put me?
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	"rather large" Spoken like a true Canuck... if I can see a nonwhite face I know diversity has arrived. But I think it's right at or juuuuuuuust above average for white dudes. Unless you're like Danish or something where it's like 6'1" cause they have all those generations of dairy consumption or whatever.
Ryus 07.19.16	lol danish people are giants forreal. p much all scandinavian people
Keyblade 07.19.16	i mean asians are like 10% of the population so. i'd count that as rather large
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	@Aaro - We gotta fight it out over cm then, too close to call. @Roxas - Damn, really? That's still not a lot but more than I expected... US minority pop. is like 35% or something (off the top of my head, feel free to fact check me and get the real number).
Conmaniac 07.19.16	5'11" is a great height im 5'9" ):
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	The guy who plays the Mountain on GoT is 6'9" / 420 lbs.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Midgets... midgets the lot of you.
Keyblade 07.19.16	u ever been to vancouver? asians gotta be like at least 30% out there
trve 07.19.16	lol futures calls everyone who doesnt like him irrelevant the irony
Ryus 07.19.16	i'm 5'8" but i think i have some growing left in me
TheTripP 07.19.16	Well i'm like lanky/fit at 185lbs too... I like it because it's a stronger than you think look... and the weather's great up here
Conmaniac 07.19.16	i hope i do too Ryus
Futures 07.19.16	lol futures calls everyone who doesnt like him irrelevant the irony i seriously have never said a word to you and don't know who you are
Keyblade 07.19.16	yea who is that
Tyler. 07.19.16	im a gril
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Yeah, I'm a lean 180 so you and I are like as close in size as you can get. But I just started lifting recently so I plan on settling around 220 in the next few years or so, goal is to top 200 by my 25th next year.
TheTripP 07.19.16	A George Foreman or...?
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Typical girl... can't spell for shit gtfoh.
Mystletainn 07.19.16	I don't understand why it matters, y'all trying to find soulmates on here?
torts 07.19.16
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Obviously.
Tyler. 07.19.16	Nah just a regular old gril just like everyone else
TheTripP 07.19.16	@Ghost Nice! It is real tough for me to gain weight because of my metabolism... But I use to weight lift and I run 2-3 times a week. One downside is I have a pretty shitty back
oltnabrick 07.19.16	i like him but i'm not a huge fan of him. i have two of his albums 3d and one of them 2d
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	I'm doing 100 pushups (5 x 20) three times a week and as part of my weights I do a 50 lb. dumbbell in each arm and squat slow to a perfect 90 and hold (3 x 12, also great cause no weight on your back). Shit gets you HUNGRY after you're done working out. To get extra calories try liquid ones... whole milk or calorie-rich nutrition/protein shakes are easier to get down than solid food.
guitarded_chuck 07.19.16	im a lean 180lbs right now just cut down from about 203 early april
adr 07.19.16	nice
Ryus 07.19.16	😂😂😂😂
TheTripP 07.19.16	@guitarded grats man! @Ghost I know the regimen on gaining weight it's still tough for me and to maintain as well. I got to 190 recently though just haven't checked
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Man at 203 you were a tank.
YakNips 07.19.16	i'm not like other girls, i listen to Real screamo and love nerrrrdy boys and have a beard and penis
Sevengill 07.19.16	"Who the fuck would want to be 5'4" instead of 6'0"?" someone who likes dress shopping and wants to look normal in heels
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Didn't know you were a girl... but that's even better cause then you're model height. Does limit your options though, cause Chuck's out (just kiddin' homes, the right mindset can conquer any mountain).
TheTripP 07.19.16	I look just fine in high heels...
TheTripP 07.19.16	jk size 14 would be a little intense for high heels AMIRITE?!
treeqt. 07.19.16	google.com "karlie kloss dress heels" aight u wrong
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Jagaciak >
Sevengill 07.19.16	@Ghost I'm one of those aforementioned not-girl girls. So it's a battle. Your point stands in general, though, that 6'0 is a desirable height.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 07.19.16	Could've sworn there was a shorter name for a not-girl girl...
Sevengill 07.19.16	not that comes to mind. I'll see if I can come up with something clever, like trans...uh, trans-gender or some weird mash of words.
hal1ax 07.19.16	charlotte anne xiong
Futures 07.19.16	charlotte anne xiong
iloveyouall 07.19.16	charlotte anne xiong
adr 07.19.16	ArsMoriendi
Calc 07.19.16	saw the word girl in the list and guessed 187 comments. wasn't that far off
treeqt. 07.19.16	oh we can make that happen real quick
iloveyouall 07.19.16	yeah
adr 07.19.16	treeqt isn't a japanese girl
TVC15 07.19.16	I'm Asian so I'm inherently short https://imgur.com/a/8UF0i
iloveyouall 07.19.16	your face needs that parental advisory sticker. my laaaaaawd. I bet the girls drip over you.
oltnabrick 07.19.16	lolololololollllllllol
Mystletainn 07.19.16	Is that Drake on your fkin hat?
TVC15 07.19.16	""your face needs that parental advisory sticker. my laaaaaawd. I bet the girls drip over you." https://imgur.com/a/IOfgw
Winesburgohio 07.19.16	are there girl??? what is girl???
treeqt. 07.19.16	ya im a korean girl hihi
oltnabrick 07.19.16	"https://imgur.com/a/IOfgw" theyre too far away
Sevengill 07.20.16	girls are things that are really pretty sometimes
Snake. 07.20.16	it has already been established that this site has a higher percentage of dick traffic than ashley madison so good luck finding yr cis female heartthrob on here
iloveyouall 07.20.16	"https://imgur.com/a/IOfgw" nice man. bet they all came thru for you afterwards. ; )
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.20.16	sach is a fucking bitch so that makes 6
iloveyouall 07.20.16	i would turn for pharmakon
user 07.20.16	"According to Futures, there's an entire Facebook group that includes staff members that constantly rip on me. Although he said that to try to make me feel bad, it kind of scares me that people even care that much about my behavior on here." this is false
Sevengill 07.21.16	I think we've established that the answer is "no."
Snake. 07.21.16	thread isn't done until bakkermoron barges in and proclaims that mtf trans females aren't real women
Sevengill 07.21.16	depends on your definition. it's case-by-case thing.
Parallels 07.21.16	>thread isn't done until bakkermoron barges in and proclaims that mtf trans females aren't real women Where's that comment where I posted a list saying I was a girl and he said he would only believe me if I posted a screenshot of myself in front of my sputnik userpage Relinquished 10.02.13 [Delete] lol why do you need proof are you that concerned bakkermaarten007 10.02.13 [Delete] I don't need proof. I just don't believe this and I was giving my criteria on which I can be persuaded. Relinquished 10.02.13 [Delete] i bet you talk like that irl
Sevengill 07.21.16	I can confirm that Para's a qt.
porcupinetheater 07.21.16	Go look up any vaguely political thread, he's the Trumpist always spewing red pill bullshit and pretending he has so much as a tenuous grasp on reality
Parallels 07.21.16	>I can confirm that Para's a qt. lol skye tyyyy how have you been btw?
Sevengill 07.21.16	Hanging in there. Studio's finally got some clients and I'm making more music than you can shake a stick at (releasing my fifth album in two years this winter). Moving to Boston soon so it's gonna be interesting.
Parallels 07.21.16	Whoa, congrats. Are you excited to move there... ?
Sevengill 07.21.16	Ya, very. There are people my own age! It's not a bunch of AARP farmers like my hometown, bless its beautiful rural soul.
doomjitsu 07.21.16	women are slaves
user 07.21.16	"Moving to Boston soon so it's gonna be interesting." music scene is alive and kickin
Sevengill 07.21.16	gonna kick it with Revocation yeah boy
Mystletainn 07.21.16	That bakker guy really is a moron
trve 07.21.16	-torts
Storm In A Teacup 09.21.16	lmao I love the drake connection you made. I'd dick down a sputnik girl for sure. Music is a good thing to bond on.
Snake. 09.21.16	don't you have a girlfriend
Relinquished 09.21.16	lol wow
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 09.21.16	Old thread. Don't make me close this guys.
Storm In A Teacup 09.21.16	No snake I don't so it's okay to say nonchalant silly things otherwise it would never be okay to joke around. chillbee was cool I wonder if she even visits the site still. that kim girl was funny talking about sucking scott stapps dick but I always assumed she wasn't a girl.
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 09.21.16	Closing this.
Storm In A Teacup 09.21.16	@ghost why would you have a problem with people commenting on your old list so much that you would close it? haha
Storm In A Teacup 09.21.16	lammmmmeeee

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