technically a heap of bots and admins have proofed it since submissions, so shit like that is out of our hands (not that it was ever in them, since page authorship has absolutely no affiliation with the site whatsoever aauhrm)
i have zero memory of that lmao, might have been a subsequent bot edit? in absolutely no scenario ever should anyone paste the staff roster as currently listed onto that page, so maybe it's for the best
“pizzamachine” is a famous reviewer from Sputnikmusic. His goofball nature and extreme sarcasm/biting cynicism somehow are filtered enough to make great reviews consistently. He is also known to make a joke review or list now and then, bringing Sputnik to its knees. For example, his water list, which was the last thing people saw before Sputnik was down for days. Despite being an agent of chaos, he is also a well loved and known OG Sputniker that inspires people to write better, and be nicer to humankind, for he is benevolent. Nonetheless, his tendency to spew out reviews and stoic comments in a machine-like manner has enabled him to act as an enigma, a strange outsider who is known yet not known. His musical project dubbed “pizzamachine” on SoundCloud is equally curious. Either way, you will find pizzamachine on all types of social media, for he is never ending, and unrelenting. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.
“Sup pizzamachine” - evilford
“Not much hombre, just wasting time on my phone LIKE A BOSS🕺🏻” - pizzamachine
Sputnikmusic (o solamente Sputnik) è un sito web di recensioni e notizie musicali.
Il sito è stato accreditato come una fonte attendibile diventando un recensore in evidenza sul sito Metacritic, e viene spesso utilizzato come fonte da altri siti web.
Il sito web è stato lanciato nel gennaio 2005 da Jeremy Ferwerda dal sito Mxtabs. Inizialmente era un sito amatoriale, dove qualsiasi utente poteva postare recensione. Nel giugno 2006 il sito fu accusato dal Music Publishers' Association sulla presunta illegittimità dei contenuti. Mxtabs è stato chiuso e successivamente acquistato da Musicnotes con collaboratori professionali.
Attualmente esistono quattro tipi di collaboratori: gli "staff writer", i "contributing Reviewers", gli "emeritus" e gli "utenti registrati".