FlyheadMetal: The Ballad Of FlyheadMetal

FlyheadMetal 09.29.15	If the mods delete this, I guess it'll show just how heartless this site really is. Sorry. If you guys have any questions before I log out indefinitely (under Frip's dearest of wishes), let me know. Let this clown shed some light for you!!!!!!! :-)
Frippertronics 09.29.15	no one cares
MistaCrave 09.29.15	Yeah I kinda care. Don't listen to everybody else dude. People on this site are usually patronizing jerk offs.
Asdfp277 09.29.15	Behave. You've got an attitude problem, not taking anything seriously, it's a problem.
MistaCrave 09.29.15	Please don't leave.
ArsMoriendi 09.29.15	... you have minors in your band and expect to make it big? What? I don't understand this userbase sometimes
Asdfp277 09.29.15	Mista: The thing about this site is that we've got our fair share of guys who are eternal victims, perennially in problems but never doing anything to fix it. Cuddling is cool, this world can be so cruel, but cuddling them can only go so far. Sometimes you need to be told the truth so you can see it and move on, and do the right thing. Sometimes you gotta' step out of your comfort zone you know?
ArsMoriendi 09.29.15	But yeah stay, hated or not, you're not a nuisance. You're also not "the clown of Sputnik" since there's many clowns here, some of which are far worse than you could ever be. So don't be so hard on yourself, no one here actually hates you, and if they do they're pretty stupid since you're basically harmless.
Mystletainn 09.29.15	" you have minors in your band and expect to make it big?" Wat?
MistaCrave 09.29.15	Not as unusual as you may expect. I mean I'm under 18 and am working on a death metal project with a friend who's 20.
Asdfp277 09.29.15	In a while you won't be the clown anymore, just behave and grow up (this site is good at forcing you to grow up, too, so it's not going to be like this forever). I mean, look at ars! (love ya bb)
climactic 09.29.15	"... you have minors in your band and expect to make it big?" .....yeah this has NEVER HAPPENED nope never
MistaCrave 09.29.15	Sure, nurturing somebody's security and dependence forever isn't the best idea. However, when you get made fun of every time you try to state your opinion, I'm pretty sure that that's far beyond "stepping out of your comfort zone".
ArsMoriendi 09.29.15	"I mean, look at ars! (love ya bb)" ^_^
Asdfp277 09.29.15	Mista: Not really but ok. I mean, have you been in the real world? Like, the actual world?
basikchanL 09.29.15	grow the fuck up
evilford 09.29.15	But yeah stay, hated or not, you're not a nuisance. You're also not "the clown of Sputnik" since there's many clowns here, some of which are far worse than you could ever be. So don't be so hard on yourself, no one here actually hates you, and if they do they're pretty stupid since you're basically harmless. [2]
MistaCrave 09.29.15	Yeah, I have.
Mystletainn 09.29.15	I don't think people hate you... You're just a little ridiculous at times, nothing wrong with that. I find you entertaining.
romulanrancor 09.29.15	You shouldn't worry about what people on this site (so many dickheads) think about you, You seem like a friendly guy, and anyway Sonoma is the real clown haha xD
Asdfp277 09.29.15	Don't give him bad advice, he's been making an ass out of himself everywhere, stop.
FlyheadMetal 09.29.15	I'm confused, don't most bands start as minors? Especially rap and metal?
ArsMoriendi 09.29.15	"I'm confused, don't most bands start as minors? Especially rap and metal?" Maybe, but when they're as young as 15/16, it's kind of weird for them to have other members who are in their 20s... wouldn't it be easier for you too book places if you were working with only adults?
FlyheadMetal 09.29.15	Interesting. I mean my first band had some people that were my age...in fact, I might have been the youngest. I love the guys in Disciples Of Despair, Hand Of Death, Doomed, and even COTE (now called like Irachita or something). Just wish I would jam with people my age.
MistaCrave 09.29.15	I feel you dude. I'm 14 and the only people who I can jam with are usually 18+ haha.
MistaCrave 09.29.15	Living in rural New Hampshire, I personally know under 5 metalheads within a 50 mile radius.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.29.15	jesus christ dude fuck off already this is one of the most cringey lists that has been posted on this site in the last 8 years easily
evilford 09.29.15	Christ I feel so old
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	I think your problem is that you don't listen to enough Death of a salesman
FlyheadMetal 09.29.15	I'm glad to see Lorde still stalking me. Hell, I wish the real Lorde would stalk me and not this intermediate school recess troll. And I think I'm butthurt? Try this clown who is still angry that I called Black Sabbath the creator of punk like 3 years ago.
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	Dude. You arent a failure, we all say stupid shit. You're an immensly talent guitarist and you're already one of the best keyboardists I know, and you just picked up that shit like two months ago. And Lordepots is the scum of sputnik so don't fret.
Asdfp277 09.29.15	you've been on sputnik for more than three years, yet you're this ignorant and childish ??????????????
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.29.15	you made a public attention seeking list announcing this shit to the site (with WAY too much sob life story bullshit btw). its on the front page. its called the ballad of flyheadmetal. its hard to miss. don't be stupid. you're 24 years old man, you have no excuse to be this socially inept anymore, this is an obnoxious and inappropriate list and no one wants to see it.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.29.15	"Try this clown who is still angry that I called Black Sabbath the creator of punk like 3 years ago." i thought u were a massive tool long before you called black sabbath the creator of punk 1 month ago
ArsMoriendi 09.29.15	"And Lordepots is the scum of sputnik so don't fret." Oh now you've done it. Fuck.
MistaCrave 09.29.15	Hey Flyhead do you have any guitar videos online? If so I'd love to see them
Asdfp277 09.29.15	lmao the irony
Keyblade 09.29.15	how do you go around posting dumb shit and then want sympathy because people call you out on/are annoyed by this shit you post?
FlyheadMetal 09.29.15	Dr. Common Sense has entered the building! And three years was an exaggeration, should've used a bigger number to give more emphasis on the bridge of time. Def wasn't a month ago, more Lordepots bullshit. More realistically 7 or 8 months.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.29.15	also, as for the stalking bullshit - why dont u randomly pop by my shoutbox to whine at me about it for no reason like youve done once a week for the last month u awkward creepy goon
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Where is the nearest bomb shelter?
LotusFlower 09.29.15	yikes.
FlyheadMetal 09.29.15	"how do you go around posting dumb shit and then want sympathy because people call you out on/are annoyed by this shit you post?" It's called being nonchalant. I suppose most people around here don't get that sorta thing. I really don't give a shit about my poor grammar or whatever the fuck pisses people off. I like deathcore, oh boo hoo. I like heavy riffs, wah wah. People just know to hate me and will forever now hate whatever I say, even if it provokes a good debate.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	This is gonna get ugly.
Asdfp277 09.29.15	I'm sure this thread will look good on your resumé, flyhead
FlyheadMetal 09.29.15	"also, as for the stalking bullshit - why dont u randomly pop by my shoutbox to whine at me about it for no reason like youve done once a week for the last month u awkward creepy goon" you said a band that has a fucking bandcamp and metal archives page was fake, and that I was promoting them. You also talk so much shit when I don't do a damn thing beyond not capitalize my proper nouns on a fucking blog site.
LotusFlower 09.29.15	This has already gone beyond ugly Caiman.
FlyheadMetal 09.29.15	@Asdfp you think my boss will look at this shit or something? lol
ArsMoriendi 09.29.15	I hope the mods delete this thread soon oh my god.
LotusFlower 09.29.15	Not even the mods can know peace from this evil.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Yeah that's definitely what Asdfp meant.
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	Lol Myrimin being deleted for a day...honestly idgaf is people think myrimin is mine because i'll hold that shit high like a trophy. I appreciate it tho bro. moonfaggot never recovered but to be fair they deleted the bandcamp for them so not too much significant proof.
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	And yah this'll be gone in a few minutes. Screenshot while you can
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	So how was everyone's day?
FlyheadMetal 09.29.15	Well this doesn't have any link to my social life or my Facebook, which is yet another reason why I could care less about my lack of punctuation.
Asdfp277 09.29.15	[""also, as for the stalking bullshit - why dont u randomly pop by my shoutbox to whine at me about it for no reason like youve done once a week for the last month u awkward creepy goon""] [you said a band that has a fucking bandcamp and metal archives page was fake, and that I was promoting them. You also talk so much shit when I don't do a damn thing beyond not capitalize my proper nouns on a fucking blog site."] what about the comments you're leaving on my profile then?
zaruyache 09.29.15	not to be a nitpicky douche but I'm pretty sure that's not what "nonchalant" means.
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	If you really care that much about a bunch of strangers, you need to remember who they are. Once you close the Sputnik tab, its all over. No one here matters to you unless you want them to.
Keyblade 09.29.15	"It's called being nonchalant." nothing about this sob story can be called nonchalant and people dont hate you for liking deathcore or w/e. they do get annoyed when you shit on entire genres you know nothing about and just being a cunt in general when people try to correct you/call you out on your lack of knowledge on any music not related to metal
FlyheadMetal 09.29.15	lol
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Mine was pretty good. I saw a bear in my yard and had some pretty good soup.
Asdfp277 09.29.15	Caiman: My day's been fine, allergies got a little worse but it's nothing I can't handle. Doing great at college. Discovered a nice pop artist I like. So yeah >:]
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Nice. My allergies are doing shitty since a bunch of ragweed has sprung up around my town. That shit is nasty.
zaruyache 09.29.15	It rained today and was nice and cool out. Pretty good day.
ArsMoriendi 09.29.15	"So how was everyone's day?" A bit shitty. The actress who played the Log Lady in Twin Peaks died today and that had be bummed out especially since it means she won't be in the comeback season. Also, I didn't win the election for E-board for my University's LGBT club I'm in (there were 4 spots and 10 candidates.) There were some good points though of course, mostly related to listening to music and realizing that my Chinese 101 tutor is really helpful. :)
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Yeah it's starting to cool down a lot over here in BC too. It gives me an excuse to wear my Neurosis hoodie, so I'm all for it.
LotusFlower 09.29.15	I got a B on my Spanish test, which was way higher than i was expecting... also had a pretty good time at work. Currently searching Soulseek for some stuff to throw on my iPod.
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	Also I really don't care if people think I'm Myrimin or Oqre, I think it's hilarious music and I'm flattered to be called one of the black metal greats. And don't blow my cover about the other band bro...I'll do that one day. My first EP is coming in October so get ready!
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	That's too bad Ars. No I don't Sachiko. It's 8:30 over here so I'm just gonna take it easy.
Asdfp277 09.29.15	ars: Well I mean it doesn't sound that bad, you can't have everything now can you? >:] It's ok, you'll be fine, and it's good that you're participating in your community and being helpful >:] Sach: dude I wish you the best in regards to everything! if you have any physics/math questions, you can ask me to see if I can be of help! Caiman: allergies suck, man :[ zaruyache: it rained here like two days ago. Fucking El Niño, man, crazy shit it's like 30 °C now lol
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	Today was fun. College and shit. My old ex who I haven't seen since early June sent me a novel sized text at like 1 AM saying she wants me back...huge ego booster. I was hyped all fucking day. I've been working on my EP too, that's fun.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Yo Cl0ver do you have any idea if Spanish is any easier than German? I'm taking German next semester and it's gonna be a bitch since I've only done french up until now.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.29.15	@sach no smd
Asdfp277 09.29.15	Spanish is like the easiest language to learn ever lmao, but German is more useful I think
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Sonoma, what genre is your EP?
Keyblade 09.29.15	says the native spanish speaker lol
LotusFlower 09.29.15	Spanish has a lot of rules that make shit complicated, but once you figure out the rules behind basic verbs and shit it's a walk in the park. I'm not well versed with German and French so I couldn't say.
Asdfp277 09.29.15	Lmao yeah that's true, but it stands still! Spanish doesn't have that many exceptional rules and they're always obscure anyway, and pronunciation is always the same, it's like a programming language! Like, spanish is like the Python of languages >:]
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Thanks anyways.
LotusFlower 09.29.15	yeah, spanish (or at the basic level) is pretty easy if you keep on top of learning it. so i'd say go for it? it also helps to have a teacher who doesn't suck.
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	Doomed prog folk. I've written 9 songs and will do a two covers. For some samples of what it'll sound like, check Ulver's Kveldssanger, motW's Bath, and AIC's Dirt. It's mostly acoustic stuff. Progressive doom folk? Idk. The distorted parts are very doom influenced.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	I have to do it by DL (Distance Learning). So it's gonna be online, and absolutely idiotic.
Asdfp277 09.29.15	Yeah the quality of the teacher can change the difficulty of the course radically -- I would know about that lol
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Sounds Bitchin Sonoma.
Asdfp277 09.29.15	There's plenty users here who speak spanish, maybe you can ask for help/practice here?
Keyblade 09.29.15	this doom folk talk makes me want to listen to Uaral now
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Well I'm gonna at least try to learn German first. Now that I think about it I should learn Greek instead since I'm going over there for a week next spring break.
Supercoolguy64 09.29.15	its okay fly
LotusFlower 09.29.15	Make sure to stick to one language man ._.
zaruyache 09.29.15	when I think doom folk I immediately think of Chelsea Wolfe's "Apokalypsis"
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	Rec me some doom folk, I wanna hear if I'm doing this shit right. I'll do a list about my EP once an official release date is announced. Even if you guys don't give a shit I still feel accomplished :))))
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	I have until next Semester to make up my mind. Who knows, I may just say fuck it and speak pig Latin for the rest of my life.
Keyblade 09.29.15	Lamentos A Poema Muerto is literally folk with doom metal tendencies but i guess more conventionally Tenhi is a good place to start
LotusFlower 09.29.15	speak utahn turkey man, its the way to go.
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	I want to learn a second language but I'm torn between French and German, anyone got opinion on either?
LotusFlower 09.29.15	french will probably help you score with ladies more than german will, take that as you will.
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	hmm, tempting
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Sounds good. I'll just plant trees for a living or do something else that doesn't require talking.
evilford 09.29.15	I took 5 years of French I remember like 2 words
DoctorDoom 09.29.15	I took one semester of Latin an all I remember was my professors stupid ponytail.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Yeah but you can't quote Hitler in French
LotusFlower 09.29.15	Thats probably a good thing caiman
deathschool 09.29.15	Lui seul , à qui appartient la jeunesse, gagne l'avenir . Faire le gros mensonge , faire simple, ne cessent de dire , et ils finiront par le croire. Le vainqueur ne sera jamais demandé si il a dit la vérité .
deathschool 09.29.15	Done
LotusFlower 09.29.15	reported.
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	@Doctor Latin interests me a bit because of how much it ties in with other words (all that root word stuff), did it help learning it?
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	Ik russian. My last ex taught me basic spanish but i dont know much beyond it.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	What if you are trying to pick up a neo-nazi chick?
deathschool 09.29.15	Scuro- He said all he remembered was the damn ponytail, so I'm guessing not
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	@death nice reich skills, do you know French well?
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	coulda been a damn fine ponytail though
Asdfp277 09.29.15	¡Yo sé hablar español! ¡Ay mamacita!
deathschool 09.29.15	Nah, but the internet is a wonderous thing
Asdfp277 09.29.15	Uaral is a Chilean band?! How did I not know this?!
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	good point, who needs a second language when we've got google
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Ayyyy the bear is back in my yard. I'm gonna go tell it to fuck off
LotusFlower 09.29.15	wat
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Fuckin bears man. They're always trying to eat the fruit growing in my yard. Why are there so many of the fucking things in Canada? If I yell at them or play Insomnium really loudly they run away. Opeth doesn't scare em for some reason.
Asdfp277 09.29.15	Is this literally happening
LotusFlower 09.29.15	maybe its figuratively happening and the bear is a metaphor for repressed memories of abuse as a child
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Well I didn't play Insomnium this time. My neighbors don't appreciate it very much, so I just went into my yard and yelled at it until it left.
squaaab 09.29.15	qualcuno parla italiano?
SharkTooth 09.29.15	like polar bears?
deathschool 09.29.15	You should give the bear the bear an iPod with only Insomnium playlists for Christmas. He'll never come back.
DoctorDoom 09.29.15	@scuro it did, I was an English major at the time, so it was also helpful in that respect with old texts etc etc.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Nah those things would tear me a new asshole. Besides they are up in Nunavut and Northern Manitoba. I live in BC. The only bears here are Black/Brown bears with the Occasional Grizzly.
evilford 09.29.15	so you have bears in your front yard?????????
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	@Doctor yeah so am I and I'm encountering a lot of references to Latin and French in what I'm reading. part of the reason I'm intrigued by it.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Yeah. Thankfully not many cougars though.
hal1ax 09.29.15	a cliche stereotype? isn't that redundant
Asdfp277 09.29.15	At least you don't have FUCKING EARTHQUAKES coming at ur yard every weekend or so
LotusFlower 09.29.15	im fine with the fact that nothing bad happens where I live
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Meh EarthQuakes > Cleaning up Bear shit
Asdfp277 09.29.15	but what is the folkiest doom that has ever doomfolked, the real question tho
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Maybe Lil B
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Well this thread had a positive turnaround.
CamiloG 09.29.15	My native language is Spanish, and I can tell it is not as easy as some of you guys think. It is widley known that Spanish speakers only handle no more than 20% of the language (manly due to the endless vocabulary). There are also some pretty strange rules and times. Anyway, if someone needs help with Spanish I'll be more than pleased to help...
Asdfp277 09.29.15	what strange rules do you know of, how many of them too? cuz english has like a shitton so...
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	2 cant be a casual jam, it's too insane
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	I heard a bump outside. I swear to god if it's that fucking bear again. This is getting ridiculous
CamiloG 09.29.15	Just for starters, the uses of the accentuation, and how to do it properly. Inside the accentuation world, there are lots of rules to take into account. There's also the problem with reaction, morpho-syntactic structures (which is the ability to elaborate good writings and sentences) The use of the comma, and how it can destroy the sense of a sentence depending of where you put it. Well there are also shittons of rules with Spanish too...
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Rofl it was just a deer. Later bitches I'm going to bed
CamiloG 09.29.15	Redaction*
ArsMoriendi 09.29.15	I have an important question: what about this thread makes it a ballad?
Asdfp277 09.29.15	idk man, there are like 4 rules for accentuation/tildes, and learning them is way easier than learning how to spell and pronounce every single word on a case-by-case basis tbh, the other stuff applies to every language too so idk
FlyheadMetal 09.29.15	it sounded cool tbh
CamiloG 09.29.15	Yeah in fact is very subjective to tell how hard is a language, it also depends so much on the skills of every person, some learn faster than others. But the point is that imho Spanish is not as easy as some might think. Obviously talking from the perspective of a native speaker of Spanish as myself.
Keyblade 09.29.15	"Uaral is a Chilean band?! How did I not know this?!" ur slipping dude! anyway i hope one of Sonoma's doomfolk songs is called The Ballad of Flyhead
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	Lmao done. Track 7.
Deviant. 09.29.15	"Hi. Many of you know me as the clown of sputnik, a cliche stereotype of meat headed metalheads, or just an overall fucking idiot. I have always wanted to have fun in life, and it appears as if my blissful ignorance has been translated into annoyance by you guys. Sorry. Ever since my two brothers died so young, I realized I can't live forever, and I won't spend the rest of my life taking everything so seriously. I have come to the conclusion that most of this site thinks I'm an idiot. Most of the people at work with think I'm an idiot. My GF (or Ex GF now...) thinks I'm an idiot. Even my parents probably think I'm an idiot for dropping out of college in order to pursue a career in a metal band, a decision I've been recently regretting. My only friends the members of my two bands, ranging from ages 15-19. I'm 24. This is not a cry for help or attention, nor is it a plea. Just an apology." I read this about 5 seconds after banning him. Am I cruel? Also, this guy is SomeSayShe'sNaive (or whatever). Merry christmas!
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	Nah this guy could use a break from Sput
Keyblade 09.29.15	"Also, this guy is SomeSayShe'sNaive (or whatever)" definitely deserved to be banned
Cygnatti 09.29.15	yeah some of us need a break from here more urgently than others
bach 09.29.15	I dropped out of elementary school to start a power electronics band called Amber Alert, a decision I've been recently regretting.
Flugmorph 09.29.15	i always liked you goofy flyhead
squaaab 09.29.15	well there goes the only other black tongue fan
bach 09.29.15	"well there goes the only other black tongue fan" good
Flugmorph 09.29.15	this is so sad first plug.dj and now this lad rip hard
Keyblade 09.29.15	"dropped out of college to make it big in a metal band" that's one for the bad decisions thread
Flugmorph 09.29.15	my thought exactly hahaha
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	""dropped out of college to make it big in a metal band" that's one for the bad decisions thread" Haha
Ovrot 09.29.15	I'm sorry I can't forgive you for having spiritual healing as your favorite death
Ovrot 09.29.15	Symbolic or bust
Ovrot 09.29.15	yeah i got you just keep it real
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	Legit thought fly head was waaaay younger than 24
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	Yeah but you'd hope the estimation would go forward, not back
bach 09.29.15	i thought flyhead was the guy from sugar ray
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	@jac I had to show ID at my library because they didn't think I was 15, meanwhile at the bar I offered ID and the dude was like nah mate you're clearly of age.
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	Especially as a Japanese woman smh Sachiko
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	Gotta maintain that matured beep look. And agreed a beard pretty much assures everyone you're of appropriate beard growing age
Ovrot 09.29.15	i haven't shaved for over a year true facts
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	I still haven't started tbh
ScuroFantasma 09.29.15	I trim a bit with those scissors but yeah I haven't had to use a razor yet. Shaving seems like a pain in the ass.
Keyblade 09.29.15	yeah my facial hair is relegated to a goatee that i trim every once in a while. sometimes i wish i had a beard just to see what i'd look like but then i realize how lucky i am
SpiritCrusher2 09.29.15	^ same
MoosechriS 09.29.15	Dude, you like metal. Thats good enough for me :)
altertide0 09.29.15	just because you have shitty taste in music doesn't mean you're stupid i'm pretty sure 90% of the insults you get here are because of your ridiculous profile picture anyway
Flugmorph 09.29.15	im 22 and ppl thing im a joungster because of my poor grammar and shit
trvvve 09.29.15	ppl think im a youngster because i focus all my immaturity on sput
Flugmorph 09.29.15	haha thats totally not me. im always that way
trvvve 09.29.15	almost 19 ;-;
TheSpirit 09.29.15	More like flyheadEMO amirite
trvvve 09.29.15	metal is better than tinnitus at least
trvvve 09.29.15	i do remember that it was some bullshit japanese word that basically says minimalist noisy noise
Flugmorph 09.29.15	poor elitist childs
Flugmorph 09.29.15	no he was nice leave him alone. a little simple but nice
trvvve 09.29.15	he likes black metal so he's a good guy
hikingmetalpunk 09.29.15	good user tbqh. m/
trvvve 09.29.15	not nearly as much as me tho
trvvve 09.29.15	i see
Flugmorph 09.29.15	LT you dont like funeral doom? well bad for you its one of my fav subgenres
trvvve 09.29.15	your concepts mostly fly straight into oblivion never to be thought of again
JoeMcSatanBalls 09.29.15	Sorry to hear that man. I feel for you. Some great picks on this list. Stay on sput.
Keyblade 09.29.15	hmm I'd say its the other way around. not too many bedroom funeral doom acts like in bm or dm mournful cong and thergothon aren't even the best in the genre
Alastor 09.29.15	I always enjoyed your enthusiastic reviews, fly. you seem like an overall nice guy.
CalculatingInfinity 09.29.15	Being a babyface and not shaving is the best tbh
Flugmorph 09.29.15	well theres worship, evoken, skepticism, shape of dispair, esoteric and many many other cool acts in funeral doom
zaruyache 09.29.15	ah Dev why'd you have to kill the fun :-( Mom never lets us do anything!
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	He has some purty hair tho gotta admit...luscious locks
Ashen 09.29.15	i'm an irish russian business psychology double major with a clean cut beard of trvth that is applicable to both career fields + stealing yo girl
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	^Sweet, wish I was russian.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Apparently a bear got shot in my town. I wonder if it was the one I saw yesterday
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	Wow this list is still...not...dead?
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Apparently not. I'm just using it for bear updates now.
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	cool i likr baers
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	They eat my fruit
MistaCrave 09.29.15	Bro a bear got into my dumpster the other night
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	Try playing Insomnium really loudly, they don't like it
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	where do y'all live? nunavut territory?
MistaCrave 09.29.15	Thanks! That should take care of the problem.
MistaCrave 09.29.15	New Hampshire.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	I live in BC.
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	Sweet. I used to live in Vermont and Maine but I dont remember any bear issues
MistaCrave 09.29.15	It's because I pretty much live in the middle of the woods, and bears love to get into garbage, especially in quiet areas.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	I'm surrounded by mountains so they come from everywhere. Same with cougars and coyotes.
MistaCrave 09.29.15	Same, I actually live on the side of a mountain. My nearest neighbors are a mile away
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	I pretty much just live in a valley. Not secluded though. My town has about 2500 people.
MistaCrave 09.29.15	My town has 3,000, but I live on the outskirts.
CaimanJesus 09.29.15	If you include all of the neighboring reserves around here it boosts up to around 3000. Lots of drunkards in the town, which is nice since I work at a bottle depot.
TheSonomaDude 09.29.15	Pemberton is a cool town
CaimanJesus 09.30.15	Ay my cousin lives there
CamiloG 09.30.15	Damn! I would love to live in a town with that population. Though I'm not sure what to think about those bear issues.
CaimanJesus 09.30.15	They're usually pretty cool. I just don't like them eating my fruit. An old lady was mauled and eaten by 2 bears a couple years ago though.
Flugmorph 09.30.15	pretty metal duuuuuuuuuuude
CamiloG 09.30.15	Hahahaha pretty metal indeed.
TheSonomaDude 09.30.15	medal
Trundle 09.30.15	it's called being nonchalant.... lol
CaimanJesus 09.30.15	She was metal as fuck, she would stand right beside em and throw em food.
TheSonomaDude 09.30.15	nonchalant well he spelled it correctly...
ScuroFantasma 09.30.15	For real, Bears are like my favourite animal, Grizzly's especially.
Alastor 09.30.15	Grizzly Man is a great film on the subject.
MistaCrave 09.30.15	Is this thread dead? If not I just wanna mention the time a few years back when a black bear was eating garbage out of my dumpster, so my dad opened the door and yelled and it and it started to charge him
Flugmorph 09.30.15	but the bear died from an heart attack right?
TheSonomaDude 09.30.15	still alive
InFlamesWeThrash666 09.30.15	Nobody leaves sputnik bro. There's no turning back now edit: too late i guess but hey
CaimanJesus 10.01.15	All the bears are dying. The first one that died was put down by a conservation officer after they repeatedly tried to release it into the wild. I understand that one, but some fuck killed another last night with a bow. He got arrested at least.
ScuroFantasma 10.01.15	That sucks : (
CaimanJesus 10.01.15	Yeah the bears were usually pretty chill aside from eating people
DeadGuy 10.01.15	I've been listening to "The Chosen Rejects" bootleg box set by nirvana all day. shit reeks of suicide and rulesss
Asdfp277 10.01.15	"I dropped out of elementary school to start a power electronics band called Amber Alert" Just read that, I thought it was about the drag queen from RPDR lol, I forgot it was an an actual thing anyway, Uaral is kinda cool so, bump thread
CaimanJesus 10.01.15	I want my bears back
Asdfp277 10.01.15	I live in a city with 6,200,000 people so, no bears but lots of people
CaimanJesus 10.01.15	3 dead in 2 days. I'll even let them eat my fruit.
TheSonomaDude 10.01.15	My college town has 38,000 peeps so it's just enough to have a small variation of mostly everything.
Asdfp277 10.01.15	somebody rec me interesting shit, I have so much to do but I don't wanna do anything productive, pls help this procrastinating soul
CaimanJesus 10.01.15	https://deepsands.bandcamp.com/album/catalyst-for-change https://therebelspell.bandcamp.com/ check the title track on the one above. I knew the guy before he died.
Asdfp277 10.01.15	le thank -w-!
Asdfp277 10.01.15	wait he died? sucks man :[
CaimanJesus 10.01.15	Yeah rock climbing accident. The other band is Gonzo's.
ScuroFantasma 10.01.15	Plus one on that deep sands album
Judio! 10.01.15	"Also, this guy is SomeSayShe'sNaive (or whatever)." Why am I not the least bit surprised? -________-
TheSonomaDude 10.01.15	Wait If SSSN was Fly, and Fly is me, and I am Rom, and Rom is Anthemic, and Anthemic is AaronIsCrunchy, and AaronIsCrunchy is Sharktooth, does that mean...?
TheSonomaDude 10.01.15	Prob missed a few people but whatevs
SharkTooth 10.01.15	This is SomeSayShesNaive? I don't know what to say
Judio! 10.01.15	"Prob missed a few people but whatevs" You forgot Sowders
TheSonomaDude 10.01.15	Ohhh yah, where does he fit
SharkTooth 10.01.15	Did Sonoma ever upload that vid of Sowders making an ass of himself?
TheSonomaDude 10.01.15	I did but I took it down because it took place at our Gavin's house, and Gavin's mom threatened to sue me for filming on her property (even tho I got on camera permission lmao)
SharkTooth 10.01.15	make it private or put it on liveleak
TheSonomaDude 10.01.15	The 6 month legal BS period ends in october so I'll upload it then.
Cygnatti 10.01.15	Why are you talking to yourself?
Cygnatti 10.01.15	Do you even own a lawn ya dropout? Or are ya bunkin' with the 'rents and ya gotta mow it for yer allowance
Keyblade 10.01.15	watch when dev comes in here with some ether
evilford 10.01.15	This guy is far too grumpy to be flyhead
evilford 10.01.15	"tfw 22 and still get asked for ID ;_;" Boo fuckin hoo
ScuroFantasma 10.01.15	He's been banned that'd be why he's not responding
TheSonomaDude 10.01.15	I know I'm not an alt, and I know some of you must not be alts, or you'd all just attack me right now. Men, one or two of us here aren't who they say they are. An imposter; you think you know them, but you don't.
DinosaurJones 10.01.15	I'm an alt. You might be familiar with my other account, Dinosaur.
TheSonomaDude 10.01.15	DEV WANTS THE FLAMETHROWER! Dev wants the what?!?!
SharkTooth 10.13.15	"So I've been banned and the genius Dev seems to think I'm Sharktooth."-SomeSayShesNaive
CaimanJesus 10.13.15	Quality thread.
romulanrancor 10.13.15	But... Im SharkTooth
Asdfp277 10.13.15	eunuch got banned because of homophobic comments on the cynic thread so idk
MistaCrave 10.13.15	lol im sharktooth dont know what people are talking bout
TheSonomaDude 10.13.15	SnakeDelilah accused me of being shark tooth once
MistaCrave 10.13.15	Not sure if it's good or bad that I've never been accused of being an alt
TheSonomaDude 10.13.15	I made the mistake of talking shit on a blink-182 thread and some guys came to my defense, all of whom were deemed my alts by Snake. Then I remember Sowders made an account and Snake sent me the classic "stop making alts Sonoma" message
TheSonomaDude 10.13.15	Rom has accused him of being me too
Asdfp277 10.13.15	Snake sent me the classic "stop making alts Sonoma" message
Asdfp277 10.13.15	classic
SharkTooth 10.13.15	lol apparently everyone on this site's my alt
ArsMoriendi 10.13.15	Still not as funny as when Ando! thought I was HillaryClitTongue's devil's advocacy alt or something... ah PNWI threads...
Asdfp277 10.13.15	worst part of the whole site
CaimanJesus 10.14.15	My only friends the members of my two bands, ranging from ages 15-19.
ArsMoriendi 11.30.15	"lol apparently everyone on this site's my alt" I know that I am
Futures 11.30.15	shut the fuck up and fuck off for bumping this
CaimanJesus 11.30.15	Dammit Ars
TheSonomaDude 11.30.15	Did flyhead kill your family or something futures
Futures 11.30.15	did he touch your peepee or something thesonomadude
TheSonomaDude 11.30.15	i wish, them flyhead hands smooth now answer my question
Frippertronics 04.09.18	lmao
Snake. 04.09.18	we live in a society
TheSpaceMan 04.09.18	Rip
Beautiful 04.09.18	I miss him who do we have to laugh at now? Sputniks jester can't be replaced 🙁
zaruyache 04.09.18	Kinda amazing this wasn't bumped in two years.
TheSonomaDude 04.09.18	god damnit yall stop bumping this list >:(
Tyler. 04.09.18	where is he now
Frippertronics 04.09.18	ugh where is he
JoeTex 04.09.18	seems like good people
CaimanJesus 04.09.18	I forget was it fly head or sowders who showed up to tom araya's house
hal1ax 04.09.18	goodnight sweet prince
zaruyache 04.09.18	idk let's ask sonoma which ones it was
Snake. 04.10.18	Snake sent me the classic "stop making alts Sonoma" message
TheSonomaDude 04.10.18	1. flyhead is a racist and homophobic fuck and an overall shit person. we had a big falling out a few months after this list and he reportedly moved to oklahoma. last we heard he had become a "reborn christian" and now hates metal but idk if that's true. haven't talked or even heard from him since early 2016. good riddance. fucking awful pos. 2. it was sowders who visited tom's house and got a gun drawn on him. fun times were had by all. sowders is now in jail for grand theft auto. 3. please delete this list ffs :( i was/still am a cringelord
CaimanJesus 04.10.18	Lmao no fucking way sowders is in jail
Beautiful 04.10.18	"flyhead is a racist and homophobic fuck and an overall shit person. we had a big falling out a few months after this list and he reportedly moved to oklahoma. last we heard he had become a "reborn christian" and now hates metal but idk if that's true. haven't talked or even heard from him since early 2016. good riddance. fucking awful pos." 😂
zaruyache 04.10.18	if mods delete this i will RIOT. It must stand!
TheSonomaDude 04.10.18	well it's probably not going anywhere anytime soon. tbh looking back at some of these comments, i see some of the best genuine conversations between users on this site. ofc, it's sprinkled in between some of the cringiest shit too, but people talking about their musical aspirations and trying to rid the bears from their property charmed me for some reason.
CalculatingInfinity 04.10.18	One of Deviant's best acts as a mod, I remember laughing when he made his post on this list. Completely forgot about this shitshow, shows how deep Sput lore can go.
Space Jester 04.10.18	Why should someone hate metal just because they’re Christian I mean, Mortification
onionbubs 04.10.18	all i know about this guy is i tied with him in the voting for worst new user of 2015
Cisumla 04.10.18	I do remember encountering this guy on the forums a few time, all of which were long after he had been banned from this section of the site. It seems after he was banned here, he tried to make a comeback on the forums but failed miserably. He began posting a few times in late 2016 and early 2017, one of which instance was this ridiculous wall of text describing what had happened in his life since the ban, and all of it was bizarre. He claimed to have been reborn, and that he was involved with his local church. He also claimed to have detached himself from metal music, instead focusing on country and folk, but I think he did say some stuff about still liking christian metal and hard rock and that he also desired to be in a deathcore band. However, the one thing that stood out above the rest was his alt-right discussions, where he said he was thankful for living in a white neighborhood, and openly expressed his dislike in minorities and the LGBT community. He seemed like a very disturbed and mentally lacking individual. Good call on Dev's part.
TheSonomaDude 04.11.18	FEATURED lmao ^those posts don't surprise me tbh but that's really interesting. i wonder if they're still up? that would've been made long after we broke off contact with flyhead.
ArsMoriendi 04.11.18	Reading my comments from 2015 is weird
CaimanJesus 04.11.18	Holy shit just read through this again and forgot that I blasted insomnium at a bear to get it to fuck off when I was 15, those were the good ol days
TheSonomaDude 04.11.18	i remember having no idea what the fuck you were talking about lmao
CaimanJesus 04.11.18	For good reason lol, everyone was talking about their day and second languages then out of nowhere I started complaining about bears in my yard
TheSonomaDude 04.11.18	fuck, you were 15? i must've been 17 or 18. lots of youngins on this site.
CaimanJesus 04.11.18	Yup, joined a month before I turned 15
Flugmorph 04.11.18	legendary list many loves towards the fly
DinosaurJones 04.11.18	Oh shit, I forgot about Sowders. There was that video where he went to play metal in a park somewhere or something like that... I think it was him? I only have vague recollections.
TheSonomaDude 04.11.18	yeah that was him lol. 11th grade of high school band practice...at a public park just feet away from a 6 year old's birthday party. he didn't see the issue with it either lmao a friend and I were just recollecting on that moment a week or so back...as frustrating and annoying as they were at the time, i don't regret experiencing them tbh