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09.29.15 The Ballad Of FlyheadMetal 09.18.15 Satanic Goatmoon Ov Metal
09.11.15 Slayer RANKED09.10.15 REPENTLESS ranked
08.17.15 Are my 5/5's good?08.15.15 good moments on St Anger
08.13.15 Genre tags for each Megadeth album08.01.15 local Houston metal bands
07.31.15 my metal shirt collection07.30.15 that moment when you realize...
07.26.15 My amazing sputnikmusic dream last nigh07.24.15 My metal/metal CD collection (part 73.4
07.15.15 Luc The Liar07.15.15 Death - Chucktastic Riff Collection
07.11.15 time to plug.dj07.08.15 depression music
07.07.15 These albums need attention07.06.15 rec me metal
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The Ballad Of FlyheadMetal

Hi. Many of you know me as the clown of sputnik, a cliche stereotype of meat headed metalheads, or just an overall fucking idiot. I have always wanted to have fun in life, and it appears as if my blissful ignorance has been translated into annoyance by you guys. Sorry. Ever since my two brothers died so young, I realized I can't live forever, and I won't spend the rest of my life taking everything so seriously. I have come to the conclusion that most of this site thinks I'm an idiot. Most of the people at work with think I'm an idiot. My GF (or Ex GF now...) thinks I'm an idiot. Even my parents probably think I'm an idiot for dropping out of college in order to pursue a career in a metal band, a decision I've been recently regretting. My only friends the members of my two bands, ranging from ages 15-19. I'm 24. This is not a cry for help or attention, nor is it a plea. Just an apology.
1Hand Of Death
Prelude To Death
2Svaty Vincent
Svaty Vincent
Abandonment Issues :(
Two Sides of a Coin
Bolota Ohta

This is NOT, I repeat, NOT TheSonomaDude's fake band. He has a friend name Frederick who is Norwegian and travels home every once in a while. Whenever he returns home, he checks out some local gigs and buys some underground CD's, tapes, or links to websites from scandinavia. The guy told Sonoma that Myrimin's Balota Ohta was amazing and one the best gyms he had ever found, and we popped it in expecting some Burzum-esque shit. When it started playing, we began laughing our asses off immediately. He got a friend named Koster to write a fake troll review for the album and we 5/5'd it for shits and giggles. Oqre is, as far as I know, a real guy with a Facebook page. TheSonomaDude DOES have a fake metal band, but people actually like it...

This gives me feels right now.
8maudlin of the Well

Jazz, doom metal, death metal, prog rock, gothic, folk, whatever the fuck. This is good music and that's all that matters.
Spiritual Healing

My favorite Death album.
10Cannibal Corpse
Tomb of the Mutilated
11Napalm Death
The Diseased and Poisoned
13Cult of Tomorrows End
Cult of Tomorrows End

Classic shit. Who knows, this could've been good. I'm cool with Sowders now, he's drumming in our new band.
15Sonata Arctica
Winterheart's Guild
Like an Ever Flowing Stream
Whisper Supremacy
19Control Denied
The Fragile Art of Existence
20Blind Illusion
The Sane Asylum
Show No Mercy
22After the Burial
Forging a Future Self

You's a good guy, Justin.
Welcome My Last Chapter
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