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My amazing sputnikmusic dream last night

So in my dream, I was volunteering at a children's fair dressed as Donatello from TMNT but there was a Sputnikmusic party in town with Sput users that I had to join. I rushed from the fair to the party and it was like some sort of contest where everyone had to sew and create their own chicken costumes and the mods judged it. If the homemade chicken costume wasn't good, you got banned, and the worst costume got their account wiped and erased forever. It was PACKED and people like Ovdeath, Titan, Bigpleb, SonomaDude, Arcade, Totengott, treeqt, snakedelilah, romalanrancor, DoctorDoom, somesayshesnaive, Hawks, and a whole bunch of others showed up in homemade chicken costumes and some of them were pretty good and creative, some even dressed up their dogs to match. The judges were the moderators and staffers like Jom, dev, and willie, and it was like an American Idol or X Factor panel, except the users were in the audience watching. The contest seemed to be held in like a barn or something with a dirt floor and hay everywhere, even though there was a stage and a judge panel, maybe to fit with the chicken thing. I was still in my TMNT costume but I fell asleep. I woke up when the contest was almost over and only a few people were still in the audience, and I was naked. Reasonably, I ask for my clothes (And Donatello costume) and they point in a direction where my clothes were located. Stapled on top of my clothes was a piece of paper, a grade rubric, reading "Grade: 46/100, F, BANNED 2 MONTHS" and something like "WHAT KIND OF CHICKEN IS GREEN? - Jom" and Dev said something really mean. I argued that I wasn't even in the competition and shit like that...I fell alseep in my costume and you guys decided to judge me on it. The grand loser ended up being TheSonomaDude and he rammed his truck through the building into the judges panel and began having a fit. Romanlancor got one point higher than Sonoma and his was a grocery bag with an inflated glove on top of it, like a mask.
1Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Coming Out Of Their Shells
2Jimmies Chicken Shack
Pushing the Salmanilla Envelope
3Death
The Sound of Perseverance

RIP Sonoma
4After the Burial
Forging a Future Self
5Gruesome
Savage Land
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