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Sinternet 02.05.18	sorry im just mad because my football team sucks ily really
Rigma 02.05.18	i forgive u
Nazzadan 02.05.18	I mean 1 is a 5 m/////////////////////////////////////////
ZippaThaRippa 02.05.18	holy fuck Chelsea got owned
Drifter 02.05.18	Roasted
EphemeralEternity 02.05.18	Boring lists too one has noted
Frivolous 02.05.18	was this because of the code orange thing
Sinternet 02.05.18	i like everything so logically my taste cannot be bland CHECKMATE PATRICIANS
Sinternet 02.05.18	'holy fuck Chelsea got owned' yep also remind me to never attempt to have a serious discussion on reddit again, idk why I even tried in the first place
Nazzadan 02.05.18	Did they just post lyrics at you one word at a time
Sinternet 02.05.18	suits me ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Sinternet 02.05.18	maybe i just like everything ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Sinternet 02.05.18	maybe i am nuanced ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Sinternet 02.05.18	maybe maybe i have catalogue ratings to remind myself that I liked an album ¯_(ツ)_/¯
DoofusWainwright 02.05.18	Chelsea are screwed now they can’t beat United OR City to the best off-the-shelf mercenaries, going to have to actually develop and trust non-galactico players and actually use their loan system to improve their first team (rather than just make money/keep players away from rivals). Oh, and they could keep the same manager for more than two seasons. Possibly. Fuck ‘em anyway :D
hal1ax 02.05.18	balls waddup
Sinternet 02.05.18	fair point, but I tend to like things to various degrees, when I say I like everything I tend to mean that genre is not a turn-off to me and it is possible for me to enjoy any genre
Ryus 02.05.18	"sorry im just mad because my football team sucks ily really" lol yeah end me
Sinternet 02.05.18	lmao who gets insecure over people's perceptions of them on the internet, that's some dumb shit bro
Sinternet 02.05.18	conte was supposed to be the chosen one, instead he has become the losing one
Ryus 02.05.18	kinda feel bad for him he fell off very quickly and now it seems like its all over but we're gonna beat barca right . . . ha ha ... so its all okay
Ryus 02.05.18	also fuck bakayoko i want matic back
Sinternet 02.05.18	we're either getting stomped or have been saving all our good shit for this one match tbf i dont have a problem with conte, I have a problem with the idiotic scheduling that means we play 9 games in a single month, leaving even our rotation players exhausted in a team with little squad depth and causing players to pick up niggling injuries
Sinternet 02.05.18	citation needed homie
Flugmorph 02.05.18	hi mr CHINLESS HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH GOTEM
DoofusWainwright 02.05.18	In all seriousness I think Chelsea should adopt a different approach. Keep a team together, don’t undermine the manager, give up even thinking you can outbid City and United and develop younger players. Chelsea are the worst at giving up on young players after a few poor performances.
Sinternet 02.05.18	woah im pissed
Ryus 02.05.18	yeah really the issue is depth and not having an actual striker everyone looks tired as fuck out on the pitch, no creativity at all, basically just pass to hazard and pray that he scores a screamer (like he did) but of course its not enough when our defense on the counter is god-awful
DoofusWainwright 02.05.18	De Bruyne, Salah, Lukaku...gotta stop derpin like that. Trust to develop players. That’s got to smart, so short sighted.
BenThatsMyJamin 02.05.18	Didn't realise there were actually football fans on here let alone chelsea... I really don't know how to feel, I wanted conte to be our long term guy as he gives youth a chance and seemed to have an actual passion for the team, and I'd be willing to forgive him and hang on for another 2016/17 if he didn't look so bloody disinterested at the moment, its like he wants to get sacked. I would still feel bad if he left but honestly anything to turn our results around to stop Hazard leaving, what a fucking gem that boy is, we must guard him with our lives. Also Bakayoko should not even be playing in the championship, fucking farmer
ZippaThaRippa 02.05.18	How is Conte not the chosen one? He already won the league once and your defense is fucking dogshit. C'mon man
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.05.18	but can a site have taste
Ryus 02.05.18	"De Bruyne, Salah, Lukaku...gotta stop derpin like that. Trust to develop players. That’s got to smart, so short sighted." youre right doof. i read that this is allegedly what conte is trying to do. hopefully we don't let batshuayi go, his finishing ability is excellent and hopefully he'll develop into a complete striker at dortmund
ZippaThaRippa 02.05.18	Oh man I even forgot they had sold Matic, who's fucking idea was that
Sinternet 02.05.18	??? you recall wrongly my friend, I've never really given a shit about how i look or act, at least not on the internet. I've always been a confident person, perhaps awkward sometimes, but I don't let things get to me really. When I was a kid I was pretty heavily bullied and I've heard pretty much anything you could think of directed at me before, so it hardly even makes an impact before. The only thing that can really affect me/'trigger' me is indepth discussion of depression/suicide due to personal experiences, and even then that rarely gets me these days I'd be interested to see if you can find this because I very much doubt I've ever said anything like that, for the most part I embraced that whole thing and thought it was funny
hal1ax 02.05.18	This site has such boring taste 5.0 classic Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me Brand New Deja Entendu Brand New Science Fiction Joe Hisaishi Princess Mononoke Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away Joe Hisaishi My Neighbor Totoro Joe Hisaishi Kiki's Delivery Service Joe Hisaishi Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Joe Hisaishi Castle In The Sky mewithoutYou Pale Horses mewithoutYou It's All Crazy! It's All False! It's All A Dream! It's Alright! mewithoutYou A to B: Life mewithoutYou Catch For Us the Foxes mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Lord(e)Po)))ts 02.05.18	some really nice discussion here
Sinternet 02.05.18	'your defense is fucking dogshit' gonna disagree here, they haven't been in the best form recently but most days they are the best in the league, save for man city. azpi is far and away the best individual defender in the league and christensen is likely the heir to that title. rudiger is incredibly solid, luiz can change games evn if he does dumb shit sometimes, cahill is dominant in the air. If you count wingbacks then yeah we've got room for improvement, but our back three is super tight, especially with young players like Ampadu coming through
BenThatsMyJamin 02.05.18	Can we just talk about football pls
Sinternet 02.05.18	please elaborate mate as I really don't think that what you're saying has any factor of reality outside the wills of your own mind
Sinternet 02.05.18	hal u can hate on brand new and mwy as much as you want but never speak ill of my man hisaishi again
GhostB1rd 02.05.18	You would use the word niggling.
Dedes 02.05.18	Did you really think this was going to be about football?
Ryus 02.05.18	cahill was horrible against bournemouth but yeah i still have faith in azpi and christensen
Sinternet 02.05.18	it's a perfectly good word, proximity to certain racial slurs aside
Sinternet 02.05.18	Cahill has bad days yeah, but more often than not he's proved himself at this level time and time again, he just hasthese odd mistakes sometimes which makes me question him. He is most of the reason why we are so good at defending set-pieces though.
BenThatsMyJamin 02.05.18	Sin is on point about our defence, I just don't know why they're failing so much as a unit last couple of games. Azpi is best defender in league agreed, but think we 100% need David Luiz back at the heart, he was Dave's equal last year and they formed the backbone of the most solid defence in the league (probably joint with Tottenham). Would love to see Christensen as the other in that back three developing in that last-sided role or even down the middle tbh. Our wing backs are pretty shit at defending but great up the other end (Alonso is quickly becoming possibly best free kick taker in the league, love Moses' energy and ball control). Can't wait til Zouma is back and should be getting games, Rudiger would be a good fallback but unfortunately think it's time for Gazza to go, great servant tho. Azpi is true captain.
Ryus 02.05.18	i love azpilicueta so much honestly hes my favorite player in the squad
brainmelter 02.05.18	fyi your taste is all bland shit too[4]
Flugmorph 02.05.18	damn going all out on the hardcore psychologist spiel
Flugmorph 02.05.18	we're all broken, lets help each other with fixxin BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYIYIYIYIYYII
Sinternet 02.05.18	lol no i really haven't and i really have never cared about what people think of me, i'm my own person lol your actually spot on with that second part though, although I don't recall ever mentioning this to anyone on the internet, let alone sputnik, but this has been the shit from reallife and not sputnik that has caused that here's the thing though, I don't get why you're always on the offensive against literally anyone you're always super quick to burn bridges with anyone who sticks out the proverbial olive branch to you over some weird assertion or judgement you have made of them not saying you can't call people out for their shit, but you do it without even the slightest sense of irony about messed up your own problems are, as if you're projecting your negative emotions on to someone else in order to keep you from critically evaluating yourself you know sometimes i can have good, friendly discussion with you and it's great, you're an interesting person to talk to when this happens but then like the next day you'll be on this sarky warpath against me asserting loads of weird shit about me for literally no reason i have nothing against you man, but it's incredibly frustrating when you have this bipolar attitude towards me. I've talked 1 on 1 with you outside of sput before and it's been completely different and interesting, so I don't know why you feel the need to do this shit here or if it's part of a character or something I don't know just know that I have no beef with you reallyand if you have beef with me then we can hash it out 1 on 1 sometime k?
Flugmorph 02.05.18	sint i actually always liked you a lot and the teasing was a sign of my weakness towards the gravitas of your chin
macman76 02.05.18	Stop all this Chelsea talk... so that you can trash my Everton fandom.
Sinternet 02.05.18	flug i have always loved you sach dude maybe i'm not good at expressing myself but honestly I don't think I'm superior to anyone amd occasionally I play it for a joke so maybe it's just an error in translation - i like a variety of stuff and that's it i'm sure you do critically evaluate yourself, everyone does, but often I don't think it comes across in the way you talk apart from the occasional depressing list it's good to see you're in a good place though, maybe I just don't know enough australians and the other ones here are too bland
Flugmorph 02.05.18	rip the guy with the devil may care attitude. You cant piss on dem big boy legs and not get the hand
Sinternet 02.05.18	E V E R T OMEGALUL N
Nazzadan 02.05.18	Aussies are well known on the internet for being blunt and adept at shitposting.
Sinternet 02.05.18	well rip that account
CalculatingInfinity 02.05.18	Good job mods.
Flugmorph 02.05.18	i wont accept slander on ma boi calc ò.ó
Dedes 02.05.18	Who will win- one scrawny drugged out Aussie or one big angry German boi?
Flugmorph 02.05.18	lmao we are good in picking op enemies so i would never pick de aussies
Dedes 02.05.18	You havent met Flug he'll rip you in half mister
Relinquished 02.05.18	you haven't met him either
Flugmorph 02.05.18	ye cause dedes actually met me and felt the embrace of my brotherly love aswell as the pungent stench of my unwashed german armpits. Truely glorious
Krvst 02.06.18	Fuck chelsea
greencorn5 02.06.18	4-1 to Watford. Conte has got to go. Spurs are right on their heels and in much better form.
someguest 02.06.18	someone order sinternet more tom brady posters
Demon of the Fall 02.06.18	I didn't realise this would be about Chelsea, only skim-read but appears to be some bad opinions here, I'll keep this brief... Conte should NOT be sacked, won the league last year & doesn't appear to get his preferred choices in the transfer market, sell to buy etc.. The players have to take responsibility & he seems to still have their backing at least. It's Roman though so wouldn't be surprised to see him go. The guy who said Luiz should be playing, er what? Christensen is so much better this year, Luiz was dropped earlier in the season & rightly so. Cahill doesn't have the mobility to play left side of a defensive 3, not really sure how that wasn't exposed last year but at this point Rudiger is better out there. Azpi is god, no issues there. Bakayoko wants far too much time on the ball, he needs to work out how to play in this league & quickly. We don't really have any better options unfortunately, who signed Drinkwater? shrugs How come Courtois' distribution is so abysmal? He really needs to work on that. Transfer policy is flawed, we need to utilise all these guys out on loan to 'make up the numbers' & instead spend more money on less players. Easy example would be... don't buy Drinkwater + Barkley, keep Loftus-Cheek instead of loaning him out (I realise he got injured at Palace) & spend the extra on a superior attacking mid. Buying tons of good (not great) players is only serving to dilute the quality in the squad overall.
Demon of the Fall 02.06.18	'De Bruyne, Salah, Lukaku...gotta stop derpin like that. Trust to develop players. That’s got to smart, so short sighted.' And this is a fair point, the scouting system (that also found some current first teamers like Courtois/Christensen etc. when they weren't well known) is clearly a very good one, the raw talent is being found but when guys don't get a chance they want to leave. KDB is still hurting me now, I was screaming out for him to get a chance as he was killing it on loan in Germany & looked more than good enough back then. Mourinho wasn't giving him the time (or playing him in his preferred position) so he left for Wolfsburg permanently instead. One year later he goes for triple the price to City. That was so easy to see coming it's painful.
ZippaThaRippa 02.06.18	"Conte has got to go" Lmao What a fucking weak mentality
BenThatsMyJamin 02.06.18	Sorry but when David Luiz was centrepiece of our defence we had best backline in the league, he was at least as good as Dave last season and that's saying something; Conte benched him because they fell out, this is common knowledge. Now or defence has gone to shit, shock. And I said Christensen should also start alongside those two.
Demon of the Fall 02.06.18	Players lose form & Luiz has a tendency to drop his concentration at times, this year that's starting creeping back into his game. Conte dropped him after the Roma game, it was bad performance & he wasn't working hard enough (according to Conte & honestly that isn't hard to believe) not like they fell out over something not related to football. Playing Christensen as the left-sided of the three (or Luiz) wouldn't be the same as using them centrally, which is where BOTH have always played, you can't just plug & play players into ill-fitting positions. Having said that Cahill doesn't exactly work amazingly in that position either.
Egarran 02.06.18	"What a fucking weak mentality" Welcome to sports fans.
BenThatsMyJamin 02.06.18	I just think since Christensen is young and still developing his game and has bags of potential and talent he could quite quickly learn to adapt to playing that left-sided role, not like Luiz who has been playing a more centralised position for last 10 years of his career. You can only play one player centrally. Rudiger still does a decent job down that side but I'd rather nurture Christensen as I can't see Toni getting much better and I feel like Christensen could be at this club for the rest of his career potentially
Demon of the Fall 02.06.18	'I feel like Christensen could be at this club for the rest of his career potentially' Now THIS I agree with but it's why he needs to play in his preferred position, currently (this season) he's the best guy for the role as proven by his performances & I'd rather try & fix what's broken instead.
cold 02.06.18	The one sport I barely know shit about : (
zakalwe 02.06.18	Loving how shit Chelsea are at the min.
guitarded_chuck 02.06.18	wow i wish we were all above everything and everyone like the evermore cultured user Sinternet
guitarded_chuck 02.06.18	"you recall wrongly my friend, I've never really given a shit about how i look or act, at least not on the internet. I've always been a confident person, perhaps awkward sometimes, but I don't let things get to me really. When I was a kid I was pretty heavily bullied and I've heard pretty much anything you could think of directed at me before, so it hardly even makes an impact before. The only thing that can really affect me/'trigger' me is indepth discussion of depression/suicide due to personal experiences, and even then that rarely gets me these days" thats fine stop taking out your misfortunes on other people you snowflake, you arent the only person in the world who has struggled
zakalwe 02.06.18	Chelsea are struggling at the min it’s lol.
cold 02.06.18	oh shit chuck
Flugmorph 02.06.18	suffering
Dedes 02.06.18	Chuck would dab on sint's dead body if he could.
Demon of the Fall 02.06.18	'Chelsea are struggling at the min it’s lol.' It's ok, I can cope with only winning the title every two years.
cold 02.06.18	"Chuck would dab on sint's dead body if he could." I think they're both A-OK
Flugmorph 02.06.18	chuck is a kiwi so he must be the best guy on sputnikmusic actually
guitarded_chuck 02.06.18	aint no kiwi ya dum birb
danielito19 02.06.18	okay thread, try a little harder next time sputnik and i can give this a 3.5
Flugmorph 02.06.18	chuck you are a kiwi there is nothing you can do about it baka~
Sinternet 02.06.18	'thats fine stop taking out your misfortunes on other people you snowflake, you arent the only person in the world who has struggled' wtf?
Flugmorph 02.06.18	:sint_trig:
soymilk13 02.06.18	calling someone a snowflake lmaooooooo guess his race? anyone?
kalkwiese 02.06.18	This list. Much mature. So wow. Wuff.
someguest 02.06.18	"calling someone a snowflake lmaooooooo guess his race? anyone?" if the caucasian calls for it I mean occasion
greencorn5 02.06.18	lol. I'm assuming you watch the PL zipper, so tell me what your reasoning for keeping a manager, who is mentally already in Italy, around? His mentality has obviously carried over to the squad. This does not look even close to the team that won the PL last year. On top of that, Chelsea will drop out of the top 4 if they stay in the form they are in now. What else needs to happen before you say it's time for him to go?
Krvst 02.08.18	Chelsea are "struggling" yeah sure pal
greencorn5 02.08.18	Ok, let's see how they fare against Barcelona...
greencorn5 02.08.18	I hope y'all enjoy the Europa league next year.
Doctuses 03.03.18	and you call me edgy lol
thechinlesswonder 03.03.18	nice meme
greencorn5 03.14.18	Another great showing by Chelsea today!
rabidfish 03.14.18	Chelsea sucks ass lol
rabidfish 03.14.18	conscious rap is fucking cancer, since it'sa tag usually used as an excuse to defend terrible flow, bad lyricism and boring beats.
evilford 03.14.18	fuk u sint luv u tho
pizzamachine 03.14.18	Too right sint
evilford 03.15.18	beware of stroking sint's ego
Egarran 03.15.18	Huh I had no luck with that. Dude obv can't handle good vibes.
lastkeymusic 03.15.18	good 1
greencorn5 04.02.18	Anyone catch the score of Chelsea/Spurs?
BenThatsMyJamin 04.02.18	Too soon man
Storm In A Teacup 04.02.18	Metal sucked back when it was edgy unless it was Black Sabbath
GUNGFUHAMMERFIST 04.02.18	"Can we just talk about football pls" Sure, draft coming up. QBs prob go 1 2 3.
sixdegrees 10.03.18	comedy thread of the year
Flugmorph 10.03.18	some hot headed cuckery went down fo sho
Sinternet 10.03.18	one of my faves
Relinquished 10.03.18	very posi
GUNGFUHAMMERFIST 10.05.18	pats gonna murdahh the colts here
Casavir 10.05.18	"your stagnant metal that longs for the days when it was considered edgy enough to terrify evangelical moms" Describes Behemoth perfectly tbh
alamo 10.05.18	I get dark only to shine
greencorn5 11.01.18	Hey football geniuses of Sputnik! Anyone catch how Chelsea is doing this year with a new manager. But hey, what do I know.
Nomos2 11.01.18	boom roasted
starboystargirl 11.01.18	Lolol
Storm In A Teacup 11.01.18	GO CHIEFS
pjquinones747 11.01.18	Sup Sin it's been a while
oltnabrick 11.01.18	what
greencorn5 11.01.18	ZippaTheRippa and Egarran look ignorant and foolish right about now. But maybe that's just my fucking weak mentality.
Flugmorph 11.01.18	hah sint cant even edit his own list rn lets just mercilessly insult his marvellous chin
sixdegrees 11.01.18	what chin?
Flugmorph 11.01.18	idk
J() Alexander 11.01.18	How did this guy even made this list? He has the same taste as 90% of the site.
Egarran 11.01.18	It's so hard not to troll the fuck out of this guy, but we must embrace pity and empathy.
sixdegrees 11.01.18	chin chinnery chin chinnery~
J() Alexander 11.01.18	chin lol
greencorn5 11.01.18	please don't bring that fucking weak mentality here.
brainmelter 11.01.18	u guys are meanies
Flugmorph 11.01.18	weak what?
neekafat 11.01.18	no u
Egarran 11.01.18	Yeah bullying people for their physical appearance is pretty terrible.
J() Alexander 11.01.18	I have no idea of how this guy looks tbh.
PatternsInTheIvy 11.01.18	🤔
IGetMyMSG 11.01.18	fuck all yall im still on that shit
J() Alexander 11.01.18	Tbh I can't talk shit about the appearance of most people considering I'm pretty damn ugly.
platnum 11.02.18	If you were more attractive would you make fun of him?
Flugmorph 11.02.18	#nobully
J() Alexander 11.02.18	Gonna be honest and say that yeah, probably. Not for sure, but probably.
smaugman 11.02.18	This dude says progressive rock enthusiasts are elitist, what does this make him?
IGetMyMSG 11.02.18	never said prog dumbasses were elitist, in fact they have no taste
Flugmorph 11.02.18	oof
J() Alexander 11.02.18	5.0 classic Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me Deerhunter Halcyon Digest Joe Hisaishi Spirited Away Joe Hisaishi Princess Mononoke Joe Hisaishi Kiki's Delivery Service Joe Hisaishi My Neighbor Totoro Joe Hisaishi Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind Stimming Alpe Lusia Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell Susanne Sundfor The Brothel Susanne Sundfor The Silicone Veil The Antlers Hospice This is Not a Game of Who The Fuck Are You 1010
Flugmorph 11.02.18	sure aint a ghibli hater
Storm In A Teacup 11.02.18	weak men-tality
greencorn5 11.02.18	^ Fucking weak mentality right there.
Storm In A Teacup 11.02.18	you need more than corn in your diet dummy
greencorn5 11.02.18	no way teacup, corn only. 'tha fuck outta here with that fucking weak mentality.
greencorn5 11.08.18	Big Europa league win for Chelsea today! Conte fans rejoice!