Sinternet
08.09.16 | here alchemist now you don't have to raid every thread |
Sowing
08.09.16 | Don't we already have this on the forum? |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Cool, cool |
tempest--
08.09.16 | gotta say though, these albums
m/
rules hard |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | but who goes to the forums? |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | nobody uses the forums |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | agreed tempest rules hard m/ |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | Whats a forum lol |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | curious as to what direction this thread will go in |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | who cares what direction just spout whatever you want |
brainmelter
08.09.16 | regina rules m/ m/ |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | yeah... special |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | can u explain dva and the doritos |
Artuma
08.09.16 | now hawks can rule the threads with those quality posts again |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | It's gonna go downhill fast |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | gremlin d.va rules |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | fuck yeah more hawks content |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | But was Karl Marx right? |
tempest--
08.09.16 | started watching Curb Your Enthusiasm its pretty m/ rules hard |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | 2 is seriously amazing, everyone who hasn't heard it yet should get on it asap. |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | I just binge watched the first season of bojack |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | also love the concept of the list, ALA should have a field day with this lmao :] |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | ok ala ur not as bad as lambs |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | 'Coming from the guy who spent eight pages on the new Ghoulgotha review solely just talking about how shit it is with no rhyme or reason'
coming from the guy trying to defend that trash for 8 pages |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | D.va is bae |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | Lambs isnt even that bad |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | karl marx was always right |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | never seen cye is it good? |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | It's like Christmas morning for ala |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "2 is seriously amazing"
Na ;) |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | 2 is goat of all time of all time agreed |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | lambs is pretty awful man |
adr
08.09.16 | Ghoulgotha |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | calc i will fight you |
Chortles
08.09.16 | yooooo is anyone in here watching Stranger Things?? |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | i need to start that show Chortles heard it's killer |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | You love me really doe Sin don't deny it. |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | @Ala That might just make it i best sputnik quotes IV |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Yep it's already downhill |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Guys how do you shave your pubes? "
There's multiple ways to shave your pubes? |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | "Sputnik needs to lighten up seriously i get too much hate the conversations we have are way more interesting then "m/" or just the usual circlejerk of an album. Besides I usually provide legit criticism of albums unlike 99% of this website of circlejerk sputcore cumdump hoes"
i can probably agree with this to a small extent, ALA always pesters me that fucking cunt, but hey i love the banter. |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | 'stop focusing on stuff you hate so much, you're gonna give yourself an aneurysm'
yeah i probs shouldnt acknowledge you
bro you get way too butthurt its hialrious |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Look on WikiHow ala, they always have the best guides! |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | mmmmmm////// |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | The paragraph ala |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | calc ily but in more of a guiding light kind of way |
Chortles
08.09.16 | I'm only 3 episodes into stranger things so far but it's very very good |
trve
08.09.16 | trump > ala y/y |
RogueNine
08.09.16 | I don't shave them. I'll trim them but I'm not getting a razor anywhere near that stuff. |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Look on WikiHow ala, they always have the best guides!"
You mean Uncyclopedia's How To's
"calc ily but in more of a guiding light kind of way"
Show me the light bby. |
adr
08.09.16 | try this http://www.richardsonsaw.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/t/stihl-ms211-cbe-chainsaw-dallas.png |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | use trimmers ALA |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | "You mean Uncyclopedia's How To's"
definitely |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | trimmers are definitely the best way |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | or use craft scissors :^) |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Guys just use this instead: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK |
user
08.09.16 | "Sputnik needs to lighten up seriously i get too much hate the conversations we have are way more interesting then "m/" or just the usual circlejerk of an album. Besides I usually provide legit criticism of albums unlike 99% of this website of circlejerk sputcore cumdump hoes"
oh man |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | regina is the light babes and ur not accepting her |
tempest--
08.09.16 | Stranger Things was pretty cool yea. Soundtrack was sweet as hell. Acting was a bit iffy a few times, but they're child actors not Marlon Brando so props to them. A few times I thought they made some forced '80s references, and also the tone kinda jumped around a bit. Otherwise I thought the show was solid af and can't wait for more. Last episode reminded me heaps of The Thing and Aliens. |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | this thread needs a villain if it's gonna prosper |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | "this thread needs a villain"
I hate all of you? |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | where's sach when you need him |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | so i watched this random film Suburban Gothic the other day and i cant decide if it was shit or fun as fuck |
trve
08.09.16 | bunsen burner vs. pubes
1:0 |
Chortles
08.09.16 | yes the stranger things soundtrack is doooope |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Asleep probably, getting late over there. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | suburban gothic doesn't sound like a movie that takes itself seriously |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | I haven't watched a movie in 6 months what am I doing? |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | i don't think it did but i don't know
the old fat guy got a broken boner |
tempest--
08.09.16 | are you even old enough to watch porn |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | "have you guys seen that star wars porno with the red lady?"
no but I have seen spongeknob squarenuts |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "have you guys seen that star wars porno with the red lady?"
I wouldn't want to watch a Star Wars themed porno in the first place. |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | "I didn't watch porn till I was 12 and even then I didn't know how to choke the chicken till a few months later and even that was an accident."
did you watch tutorials to learn how to do it then? |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | How do you 'choke the chicken' (wtf) by accident what is this thread turned into? |
Chortles
08.09.16 | did anyone else smh hard in episode 3 when the word "run" lights up
I mean I was still tense though so I guess it could be worse |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | 'you just masturbated in front of me dude that's disgusting' 'dude i swear it was an accident' |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | How do you choke the chicken on accident [2] |
Mort.
08.09.16 | i use the forums |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Beautiful story 10/10 would fap again. |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | oh lord 'your journey of exploration', you find the most ridiculous ways to say very simple shit ahah. |
InFlamesWeThrash666
08.09.16 | m/ ahrd |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | So scratching it caused the orgasm damn how prime and ready was your hangar? |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | So you scratched it once and it happened? |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | this is better than all the quotes lists combined already lmao |
Mort.
08.09.16 | this explains so much |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Well ya gotta start somehow I guess lol |
TVC15
08.09.16 | "So this is a plpace where alchemist et al can spout about whatever." Oh damn shots fired
I hope the SF Giants are finally gonna be able to pull out of the huge slump they've been in. That win in the extra 14th inning has me hyped |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | masturbation by scratching, that's like a new technique or something. did you get dick bleeds after that cause it must've hurt. |
TVC15
08.09.16 | Marina Diamindis is bae, agreed hard |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "I don't know what you mean"
Ever heard of the story of the guy who was so hard and turned on a girl just touched his penis and he orgasmed? That's what I mean. |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | i mean from scratching so hard it must've gotten pretty sore. |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "this explains so much"
I'm dying xD |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Real talk though if your first orgasm was really painful that sucks, usually it's one of your best. |
Mort.
08.09.16 | hands free orgasms sound like more effort than they are worth tbh |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Tell me I'm not the only one who is cringing from imaging some of this |
Chortles
08.09.16 | first orgasm ever was on a girls chest
at age 30 |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Yeah. I thought it was a kidney stone cause it ran in our family and my uncles got their first ones at 16, I thought I was an "early bloomer" of kidney stones. Turns out it was just jizz in my pants "
For once I'm actually speechless. I've got nothing. |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | Nails in ur urethra |
RogueNine
08.09.16 | I never did that, no. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | "Does anyone else remember when you'd go to the pool in the ymca as a kid and put your penis up against the pools little uh ..... water sucking thing?"
I did that when I was a kid haha. Girls can apparently get orgasms from doing that. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | thread blew up as expected and now idk wtf is going on |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Does anyone else remember when you'd go to the pool in the ymca as a kid and put your penis up against the pools little uh ..... water sucking thing?"
...wat? |
TVC15
08.09.16 | No one here watches baseball huh |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | "Nails in ur urethra"
FUCK OFF
Put a nail under your toenail and kick a wall. |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | Baseball is like rounders for squares |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | What have I been doing not reading this thread xD |
RogueNine
08.09.16 | LP, someguest will talk to you about baseball all day. |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Full how about neither Jesus Christ. I wasn't trying to be mean doe ._. |
Mort.
08.09.16 | i remember my mate once suddenly going "oi boys do any of you ever jizz in the bath then watch it swirl down the plughole its bare funny"
the same boy also had pictures of people jizzing on stick insects |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | Ah, it's only just gone up. Started well though. |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Like calc you know how when you go to a ymca pool there's like those little holes on the side of the pool that suck in the water? need i say more?"
Yeah I do but I'm baffled why you would stick your dick in those. |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Mort bahahahah what the hell? |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Masturbating in the shower is a bad idea, sex in the shower is a good idea. |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | the standing orgasm headache is a fucker whenever you get one of those bad boys |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "You don't stick it in it just near it"
Oh that makes more sense. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Calc bringing in the experience |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | dear god when i said any direction guys like
woah |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | i dont feel like participating in this thread anymore |
TVC15
08.09.16 | "Masturbating in the shower is a bad idea, sex in the shower is a good idea." You say it like you do it on the daily |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "also i never understood lube. why would you use lube? just do it dry jesus fuck"
Try it, see how well that goes. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | yeah ikr @Sint |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "You say it like you do it on the daily"
The latter or the former? Because I wish it was the latter tbh. |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | ahah |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | bomb a kyuss thread next ahah :] |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | I think we're all just in awe in what we just witnessed to be fair. |
TVC15
08.09.16 | RIP Summer https://imgur.com/a/8W3FH |
user
08.09.16 | i dont think there was ever any doubt |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | TVC where you at in that picture? |
TVC15
08.09.16 | Yes because 16 year olds have never lost their virginity before |
user
08.09.16 | I strictly have sex with 16 year olds |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | I'm still in awe tbh |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | "RIP Summer https://imgur.com/a/8W3FH"
why do you say that i'm confused |
TVC15
08.09.16 | @CalculatingBullshit I was at San Fran... Don't recall the name of the museum, didn't go inside it but the outside was so damn beautiful. Went to an SF Giants game later that day and they fuckin lost smh |
user
08.09.16 | "Most people lose their virginity at 16"
nah |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "but then again you never touched your dick until you were 12 so it makes sense I guess?"
To be fair I didn't do that until even later than that. |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "@CalculatingBullshit"
Toplel. Looks nice, glad you enjoyed it :] |
user
08.09.16 | I think it's 18 for chicks and 17 for dudez on average? could be wrong |
NordicMindset
08.09.16 | I miss Andrew Miller already. |
user
08.09.16 | I lost my virginity at 29 |
TVC15
08.09.16 | Would I get banned if I link a porn vid? Or a super steamy sex scene from a tv show? |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | "Also I mean .... any thing is possible. Just ask 50iL and FullofSounds."
What about me? |
CaimanJesus
08.09.16 | What the fuck is this thread |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Would I get banned if I link a porn vid?"
Yes if a mod spots it. You can...direct people to it though indirectly :P |
Archelirion
08.09.16 | 'dear god when i said any direction guys like
woah'
You talk as though it was going to go in any other direction :^) |
user
08.09.16 | itt snoxall brags about fukin fat chicks |
SitruK6
08.09.16 | What the fuck is this thread [2] |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "maybe kids these days are just getting worse at socialisation "
Believe me when I say this is the exact reason why the age of losing your virginity is getting larger in some cases. |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | fuck all the girls in your class ALA |
user
08.09.16 | it's actually going down |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Uh, yeah, as a person who is socially awkward I can vouch for that. |
RogueNine
08.09.16 | 18, 19 is my guess. |
TVC15
08.09.16 | "I was the biggest loser in high school and I still got laid at 16 man maybe kids these days are just getting worse at socialisation"
Or maybe you're talking to the wrong kids cos Sput in general are losers |
user
08.09.16 | "Age of losing your virginity is getting larger? What does that mean."
age is going up. like people are fkn for the first time at older ages
which is false |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Age of losing your virginity is getting larger? What does that mean."
As in you lose your virginity later in life. |
user
08.09.16 | ALA no one is even talking neg about you |
TVC15
08.09.16 | How can I neg threads? |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | This only have 7 comments when I last clicked on this. |
user
08.09.16 | losing your virginity is super impt until you actually do, then you realize how dumb you were to worry about it |
claygurnz
08.09.16 | Ya'll motherfuckers need jesus |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | 'You talk as though it was going to go in any other direction :^)'
dear god aaron is here shield his innocent eyes! |
TVC15
08.09.16 | "Your first time will probs be awful anyway." The trueness of this makes me sad |
user
08.09.16 | have you k***ed a girl yet ala |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Sput is the arena, even for the king of cute. No one shall be shielded. |
wtferrothorn
08.09.16 | Don't kick girls pls |
user
08.09.16 | nor kill them |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | but but he's so adorable :( |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Wait who's kicking girls? Damn |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | got jizzus on my necklace |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Ketchup does not belong on mac n cheese |
user
08.09.16 | I lost my virginity to charlotteannxiong |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "Your first time having sex might even be worse than your first time masturbating."
Sounds like your first time was awful. |
TVC15
08.09.16 | I thought my Pearl Jam mini poster would've triggered your seizure lol |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Don't kick girls, unless they like it that way. |
claygurnz
08.09.16 | ALA I thought you were PJ's number one hater |
CaimanJesus
08.09.16 | "Ya'll motherfuckers need jesus"
https://retirenicaragua.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/caiman.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/C4y4BglVso4/hqdefault.jpg |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Pullout game weak |
TVC15
08.09.16 | I'll hug anyone who can guess the band in the fold out cd booklet on the right
I would put up the CD booklet from Bjork's Medulla (it folds out into a HUGE poster of the album cover) but I got no more room in my bedroom to put it |
Archelirion
08.09.16 | "the king of cute"
N'awww, thanks!
There's nowt wrong with waiting; far too much is placed on age of virginity loss. I'm 21, have been with the same girl for 4 and a half years now and still haven't lost it, and life's great. |
user
08.09.16 | "release the floods"
omfg |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | ALA has the best ways of describing things holy fuck |
user
08.09.16 | your phrasing is disappointing |
TVC15
08.09.16 | ALA you mean he didn't pull out ffs we talked about this already |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Pullout game weak x2 |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "I'm 21, have been with the same girl for 4 and a half years now and still haven't lost it, and life's great."
You've been dating a girl for 4 1/2 years and still haven't had sex with her? Are you like a "waiting until marriage" kinda guy? |
hal1ax
08.09.16 | what do u even mean by release the floods
|
TVC15
08.09.16 | "Don't kick girls, unless they like it that way." We got Chris Brown in the house |
TVC15
08.09.16 | Damn Ars is on the attack rn |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | lolol |
hal1ax
08.09.16 | bad euphemism |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "Then you stop doing it with her and she goes and does it with other guys. Then you get to feel superior for being there first.
It's a vicious cycle."
You're depressing me |
TVC15
08.09.16 | "Ok well I don't like to talk about it but what I clearly mean is he came inside her"
Or he, yknow, didn't pull out. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | well it's been 4.5 years so obv they've talked about this before and have it figured out |
claygurnz
08.09.16 | 'Release the floods'
lmaoooo |
TVC15
08.09.16 | Relationships aren't 100% about sex damn you guys are horn dogs |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | RELEASE THE KRAKEN! |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "We got Chris Brown in the house"
Please don't compare me to that scumbag. |
RogueNine
08.09.16 | Mad respect, aaron. |
TVC15
08.09.16 | RELEASE THE WEEN(ER)!! |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Honestly though sex is a lot easier to get that a solid relationship, so props to anyone who can get the latter... |
Archelirion
08.09.16 | "You've been dating a girl for 4 1/2 years and still haven't had sex with her? Are you like a "waiting until marriage" kinda guy?"
Well, I'd say at the start we were both fairly innocent (it was a good couple of months before we kissed properly) so it wasn't really even in the offing. As time's gone on we've obviously become closer, but due to one thing or another it's not happened yet. In all honesty, if it ended up being a wait till marriage thing then I'd be happy with that - it'd make it kinda special. |
user
08.09.16 | if the sex is good it's 10% of the relationship. if it's bad it's 90% |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Sorry to hear that, Ov.
OPEN THE FLOODGATES! |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | a lot of this thread is cringe af |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "RELEASE THE WEEN(ER)!!"
I'm laughing uncontrollably please help. |
TVC15
08.09.16 | "Didn't you try to date a girl you were snorting cocaine with because she looked "hot""
No, she was very friendly and open to discussion about a lot of things. You forget a ton of shit high as I was so that aspect of her was what left an impression on me aside from the fact that I later recalled the other physical parts of her that was appealing to me |
user
08.09.16 | Yeah sex isn't hard to get but I find sex really boring outside of the context of a relationship (unless it's a long-term "fuck buddy" scenario).
[2] hard |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | lol dont be sad sounds like shes going downhill Ov |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | god aaron you just make me scream with adorableness how can you be so nice |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | release the pleasure fluids! |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Well, I'd say at the start we were both fairly innocent (it was a good couple of months before we kissed properly)"
I told you you're the king of cute. |
hal1ax
08.09.16 | "Release the floods" |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | "It's worse now because she's a stripper so I'm just getting sad thinking of all the guys who now get to see her naked while I don't."
Wow, that really sucks. Why not visit the club? |
TVC15
08.09.16 | I ain't saying she a gold digger... But she ain't messin with no broke niggas |
user
08.09.16 | "This thread got super gay honestly"
good |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | i can see a lot of negatives to that idea Full |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Yeah sorry about that :/ |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "This thread got super gay honestly"
Yeah! All of this discussion about heterosexual sex is gay as fuck |
user
08.09.16 | lol ars |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | lol I was joking but you're right |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | "Lol why would I go to the club, find my ex, pay her a couple hundred bucks for an hour of awkward dance and conversation, before going home and jerking off while crying?"
awkward as fk is right |
user
08.09.16 | "But Ars they're calling a gay cute"
a gay |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | itd be so awk lmao. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Yeah you'll be alright dude, sounds like the relationship needed to end for the better. |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | This thread just got kinda sad and bromantic. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | ""OPEN THE FLOODGATES""
LEAVE ME ALONE |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | sadness and nostalgia are too powerful ugh |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | "Breaking up with a significant other advice from OvDeath: shit on their car to create anger and resentment. It'll make things easier."
lol |
Archelirion
08.09.16 | I'm going to the pub for a few hours; when I come back this had best have either +1000 comments or be deleted due to some juicy shenanigans :3 |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Haha have fun Arch |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | lmao this got 350 coments in less than an hour so yeah probably |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | And yeah that's a girl |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | lol ALA... |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | don't get too rowdy |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | wtf alchemist yeah that's regina she's the fucking best |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "I'm going to the pub for a few hours; when I come back this had best have either +1000 comments or be deleted due to some juicy shenanigans :3"
This thread has just been summarized
/thread |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | yes |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Seriously is that a girl or guy?"
You should check out Versailles ;) |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "Wow I thought that was a guy she's hot af"
Have you seen Polythene Pam? She's so good lookin' but she looks like a man |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "As in Rose of Versailles?"
No, these lovely gents: http://supermerlion.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/versailles_title.jpg |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | yeah she's cuter in other pics |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "You sold me illusions for a sack full of cheques
You've made a bad connection cause I just want your sex
Crack, baby, crack, show me you're real
Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel
?
Suck, baby, suck, give me some head
Before you start professing that you're knocking me dead"
Great song |
RogueNine
08.09.16 | Like some mentioned in the yearbook thread, I'm straight but I'd date some of y'all just cause some of you sputters are too good-looking. |
TVC15
08.09.16 | "Seriously is that a girl or guy?"
https://media.giphy.com/media/v9G3NGByE9x16/giphy.gif |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | this is her cutest pic
https://whatthefwaah.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/reginaspektor32.png |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | So when's this circle jerk going to turn into an orgy? |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | she's kinda cute i guess |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Wow Calc that looks weiiiiiiiiirdddddddddddddd"
Embrace it :3 |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | i need to add more cute girls to this list |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | you must have a bad eye if you think regina looks like a dude, even if it's #2's album cover |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | ala she looks like female russell brand in that pic |
user
08.09.16 | thread got straight quick |
tempest--
08.09.16 | kimbra |
TVC15
08.09.16 | Regina is bae but not as bae as Marina Diamindis imo |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | true TVC |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Calc if you're into anime watch Rose of Versailles dude it's like .... a girl who tries to become a prince great show "
The art style really put me off checking it in the first place tbh. Also moar pictures of fab men: http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/3152772465_2977b533fc_950.jpg |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | this pic of regina is cuter fact http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/18500000/Regina-Spektor-regina-spektor-18543833-500-339.jpg |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | regina is gorgeous so that's no surprise |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | i think julien baker is super cute even though she's not into guys ): |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | thats very cute mystle as well |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | julien is qt 2 |
TVC15
08.09.16 | YES EMMA RUTH RUNDLE YESSSS!
I'd personally add Joanna Newsom and Lana Del Rey
Edit: lol you do have Joanna Newsom in there awesome job |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | also why did ala pop up the lyrics to rotten apple out of the blue earlier in the thread lmao. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | julien's pretty cute |
TVC15
08.09.16 | ""Guys do you prefer pussies with flaps or without? I think the answer is clear."
Vaginas are good in all shapes and sizes. Don't discriminate. They all deserve love."
Daniel, add this to the quotes list |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | nice additions Sint |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | Lol that one's definitely going in there tvc. |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Calc are you sure you're not at least bi-curious? jesus"
I'm straight, very sure of that. Just think there's something divine about androgynous people who look like they're from a world of fantasy. |
user
08.09.16 | ALA lowkey homophobic itt |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | I once saw a youtube vid with comments that described flappy vagina lips as roast beef cold cuts lmao |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | had roast beef for lunch just now nice |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | I wouldn't imagine vaginas to be anywhere near something that could be described as "cold" |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Very weird Calculating."
Why is it weird? |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | Perfect way to put it ala, to the point. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | this is hilarious |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | "I wouldn't imagine vaginas to be anywhere near something that could be described as "cold""
I think the joke went over your head |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | you don't need to be gay to give her asshole attention too, btw [2]
But as a gay guy, I'd say they're rather nice lol |
user
08.09.16 | how can you say you love her if you don't even eat the ass |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | never neglect da booty |
user
08.09.16 | "are they hot?"
wtf even is this question |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Add more bae female artists to the list please. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | this thread never fails to surprise me |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | I mean they look less weird than vagina both aesthetically and sexually to me haha, and I'd say they're certaintly hot |
user
08.09.16 | ...do you mean /literally/ hot? |
TVC15
08.09.16 | My experience with giving it up the ass wasn't very good tbh |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Yeah man, touching one is like sticking your hand in a furnace. |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | it's like watching a car crash in slow motion |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | "Add more bae female artists to the list please."
joni mitchell in her 20s was gorgeous too.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-typ-UG5lhj0/VYQR0VLtAqI/AAAAAAAAoNg/1uGGvhVfEM0/s1600/jo.jpg
|
Sinternet
08.09.16 | will add more baes to the list soon calc |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | ALA, you're agreeing with a gay guy about vaginas, just saying xD |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | add julien u better |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | wouldnt be surprised |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | Add Lorde to the list |
TVC15
08.09.16 | Lana del Rey 😍 http://static.idolator.com/uploads/2012/04/20/Lana-Del-Rey-Mario-Testino-Vogue-UK-March-2012.jpg |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "will add more baes to the list soon calc"
Thanks babez, add Shiina Ringo please :3 |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | i assumed he was gay tbh until he said otherwise |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | "That picture is awful daniel"
shitpost all you want ALA buddy, but do not talk shit about joni mitchell lol. |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | all good recs guys |
user
08.09.16 | "Seriously guys Vaginas look ugly. It's like.... an Xbox One. Is it as sexy as a PC? No, but it gets the job done when you actually use it"
wtf |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "Seriously guys Vaginas look ugly. It's like.... an Xbox One. Is it as sexy as a PC? No, but it gets the job done when you actually use it"
hey danielcardoso, put this on your quotes list^ |
user
08.09.16 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5hOE7EMNIU
ala is seth |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Seriously guys Vaginas look ugly. It's like.... an Xbox One. Is it as sexy as a PC? No, but it gets the job done when you actually use it "
What a comparison. |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | Someone should make a "Best ALA comments" list |
CaimanJesus
08.09.16 | What the fuck |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Oh yeah ALA does have a girlfriend |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "But to expand on that"
Hehehehehehehehehehe....
I'm mature |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | @TVC15: Best song on LZII |
user
08.09.16 | you have the spine of a jellyfish |
Spacesh1p
08.09.16 | what a thread |
zaruyache
08.09.16 | Genitals aren't the most aesthetically pleasing body parts, but they're not supposed to be. |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | AngryLittleInvertebrate?
Nah I kid, I kid. |
EvoHavok
08.09.16 | Some of the posts here omfg. |
user
08.09.16 | "you literally took a comment that sounded like it came from an emotionally distraught 5 year old seriously. congrats"
huh |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | ikr Spacesh1p? |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | so is that what you call a getaway? |
user
08.09.16 | tell me what u got away with?? |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "Do most people actually have favourites when it comes to body parts?"
Honestly, eyes >
If someone has nice eyes it instantly makes them hotter. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | cuz ive seen more spine on jellyfish!!!! |
Spacesh1p
08.09.16 | Genitals are definitely aesthetically pleasing in my opinion. You get more into other stuff as you age, imo. At least I did. And when you date someone for a long time/marry them, you have to keep doing new stuff every now and then. Things you weren't into before become more appealing. |
user
08.09.16 | ala we're singing music that people your age masturbate to while crying
this is why you're a virgin |
user
08.09.16 | that's fucking dumb |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | also thought it was relevant cuz of the jellyfish comment |
Spacesh1p
08.09.16 | That's my contribution and I'm gonna leave this thread alone now I think. |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Please don't do that ALA. It will bomb and barely in a funny way |
user
08.09.16 | no reason to be scared homie it's gonn be shit more than likely and youll both have a laugh and then itll get better and better everytime |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Don't even know what to say anymore lmao |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "I'm a virgin because i'm scared to lose my virginity tbh"
Use a condom and all will be fine |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "what are you reffering to ars?"
Your "body parts" list idea |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | yeah dont do that |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Not sure why everyone keeps saying the first time is shit, my first time was amazing honestly |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "That's my contribution and I'm gonna leave this thread alone now I think.£
You'll be back. |
user
08.09.16 | @ars same |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | Ov laying out some sound advice tbh |
TVC15
08.09.16 | "Not sure why everyone keeps saying the first time is shit, my first time was amazing honestly" You don't have a clue what my first time me was like |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | @Ov: well the guy I did it with was experienced already so he knew what he was doing |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Yeah, It may have been awkward for him, I don't quite remember that part though |
Spacesh1p
08.09.16 | "also: TALK with your partner about both of your likes/dislikes, etc. communication is key in all aspects of a relationship."
Alright yeah I'll second that. Sex is so much about control, from both sides, and the give and take. Knowing what someone likes, what their limits are, etc makes that control a lot more fun and safe for both parties.
I sound like a relationship counselor but I saw too many people at school waking up disappointed because they forgot that they were, you know, giving up their body to someone in a hook up. Know what you're getting into. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | gay ppl r lucky. hookups happen so often its crazy. they are so blunt about it too like thatd never work on a girl |
CaimanJesus
08.09.16 | women's synchronized diving has some beautiful women diving |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | well yeah but in general this is true |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "gay ppl r lucky. hookups happen so often its crazy. they are so blunt about it too like thatd never work on a girl"
haha true, but some have my hookups have straight up sucked so don't feel too bad |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | I feel like this is relevant to the thread
http://i.imgur.com/zLFybsy.png |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | I feel like hook ups are almost always unsatisfying |
RogueNine
08.09.16 | Thread is gold. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | not dead yet tho |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "I know guys i know every experience is bad but I don't know .. It's just discouraging since she's already had sex before and she said that it's fine (she's actually the one trying to further the sexual part of the relationship) and that she actually prefers a virgin but i don't know i'm outclassed here "
Imo you're overthinking it, just have fun with it. Unless you're a sub then you need to be less passive. |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | One of my best hookups lasted like 6 hours and ended with us watching Up! on my laptop lmao |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | you're over thinking it ala stop thinking about how much semen has been inside her and put your own inside her
this is why you're always depressed |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | I mean what's the worst that can happen ALA? Even if it's awkward as hell and your first time is bad, if she's a down to earth person it won't be a big deal. In fact, you'd probably be laughing about it years from now
|
brainmelter
08.09.16 | Why is Full force&Lisa Lisa not in the database wtf
and Up is not 'terrible' get the fuck outta here |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | actually it's not that bad |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | idk add it dude
and Up! is great... |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Up isn't that bad D: |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Up can be a little overrated at times, but it's still a great kid's movie.
It's no Finding Nemo or Ratatouille though. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Wall-e is the best, no competition |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | Yup, wall-e is amazing. Inside out is pretty great too while we're at it. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | Wall-e havent seen in so long |
Snake.
08.09.16 | inside out was spectacular
big hero 6 was too |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | I haven't seen Inside Out.
I think we can all agree that the Cars movies are the worst. |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Big Hero 6 was the most depressing kids movie ever, but yeah it was amazing |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | First cars was enjoyable at least, rest is pretty trash. Planes is even worse though. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Oh my god Planes...
The first Cars is pretty nostalgic to me but it just can't compare to other Pixar classics |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | I haven't even seen Cars 2 or The Good Dinosaur
Is The Good Dinosaur good? |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | monsters inc still #1
"Is The Good Dinosaur good?"
not particularly |
Snake.
08.09.16 | i didn't even see cars 2 bc that's when i knew pixar was just milking the series
also where the fuck is incredibles 2 |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | I'm kinda pissed they're making a new Toy Story, 3 had the perfect ending.
I haven't seen Good Dinosaur Ars |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | monsters inc is great yeah, no one gonna mention toy story? |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | oh fuck me, sounds went in ahead of me lol. |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | thoughts on finding dory, while we're at it? |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | "also where the fuck is incredibles 2"
It's slated for June 21, 2019 |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | "Up! is a terrible movie though "
ALA is a shit user confirmed |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Monsters inc and finding nemo are the best"
Right opinion tbh. |
Snake.
08.09.16 | sharktooth we've confirmed that long ago, his shitty opinions on pixar movies are not necessary |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Monsters Inc., Wall-e, and Finding Nemo are unbeatable |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | @Snake
true |
TVC15
08.09.16 | Good Dinosaur sucks |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "Monsters inc and finding nemo are the best"
Finding Nemo is my fave for sure, I might still say Ratatouille is my 2nd fave though... |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | monsters inc is best for sureeee |
user
08.09.16 | "gay ppl r lucky"
yeah I wish I could experience heavy discrimination and lower qol : |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | I mean it IS the Pixar movie with Steve Buscemi and John Goodman... and Billy Crystal lol |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | Up and Ratatouille are are the 2 best Pixar movies imo |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | user you took that out of context and you know it... |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Is Monsters University any good? |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "Is Monsters University any good?"
I liked it a lot, but it's not perfect. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | its okayyy... |
user
08.09.16 | "user you took that out of context and you know it..."
lol yeah |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | "Is Monsters University any good?"
It's actually pretty solid, nowhere near as good as their earlier flicks but it was a step in the right direction for Pixar att |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | okay we cool |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Cool, cool. |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | I'm just gonna say it now: Brave was a good movie. Slow paced, but good |
RogueNine
08.09.16 | I didn't see the second Cars because I knew it wouldn't be good but the first is my favorite Pixar.
Didn't care for Ratatouille. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Hey I liked Brave too Ars. |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | I actually saw your comment just after I replied to Snake's lol |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | The first Cars was the worst Pixar movie I've ever seen so I really never plan on checking the sequel |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | Whatttt ratatouille ruled
Both the dish and the film |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | Brave is okay i suppose but not too great. |
RogueNine
08.09.16 | Well I like racing so that may be part of it. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Cars is very nostalgic to me, it was the first movie I ever saw in theaters. I was a motherfucker though, climbing over the seats and everything. |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | Cars was absolutely boring
|
CaimanJesus
08.09.16 | canada with the bronze |
user
08.09.16 | supposed to be pretty dang solid |
user
08.09.16 | nah I agree |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | I really can't stand most of Pixar's earlier movies because back in middle school I had a teacher who would play a Pixar movie every Friday and it got to the point where I just couldn't stand seeing them any more. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Yeah Zootopia got really good reception |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | I mean, it's not the best or anything, but Brave had a really unique concept in my opinion.
|
RogueNine
08.09.16 | Boring would be like Toy Story 2. |
user
08.09.16 | and I have a commanding presence that takes up a large chunk of site space and bandwidth |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | dunno if wreck it ralph applies to the current conversation, but that one was great too imo. |
user
08.09.16 | toy story 2 aint boring homie |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | "is Zootopia good? that one's just disney right?"
Yeah, it's just disney.
A lot of people love that movie so you might dig, idk |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | all toy story movies are good / great. |
Snake.
08.09.16 | "Boring would be like Toy Story 2."
u
fucken
wot |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | A Bug's Life was pretty good too. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | was never the biggest Toy Story fan but they are still classic |
CaimanJesus
08.09.16 | The incredibles though |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | bug's life is killer yes
so is the incredibles yes |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | "Also why did Home on the Range get so much hate i remember loving that as a kid "
I remember wanting to watch it for a long-ass time and when I finally did in like '07 I found it to be boring. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | The Incredibles though [2] |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | opinions on wreck it ralph dudes. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | I've never seen Home on the Range but I had to learn the song on the recorder in 4th grade... |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | never seen it |
Flugmorph
08.09.16 | omfg what is this abomination of a thread. i never saw a thread grow so much on one day, has to be CANCUR |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Wreck it Ralph was awesome |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | It was surprisingly really good! I loved all the video game references they scattered throughout the movie, really made rewatching it fun |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | it's a great movie con buddy, at least i loved it. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | incredibles u need to rewatch then it's....
incredible |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | duuuuuuuuuuuuude |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Rewatch Incredibles and see Ralph right now |
user
08.09.16 | they just told you |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | sure |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Yes, do it |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Rewatch The Incredibles ASAP. |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | yes you should ALA, both are excellent |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | They're also making a new Shrek :/ |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | i need movie recs tbh |
Flugmorph
08.09.16 | zootopia > ralph |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | Damn how many shrek movies are there already? Watched the first three, only dug the first one. |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "They're also making a new Shrek"
Please fuck no. |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | "I have too much anime, video games, movies, and tv shows and cartoons that get rec'd to me jesus guys i gotta fit porn somewhere in there "
I have a rec!!!
Watch "Busty bitch gets pounded by black sailor" |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Watch 10 Cloverfield Lane, Con |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | This is the fifth Shrek I think, they really don't need another one. |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | Jerry Seinfeld asked Twitter if they wanted a Bee Movie 2 recently
what do y'all think, good idea or no? |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | i mean i was gonna list some movies first Full lol but thx |
Snake.
08.09.16 | "Watch 10 Cloverfield Lane"
it has MEW in it it's so worth it |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | lol Shark |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | @ALA
I aim to please |
user
08.09.16 | we need many more bee movies |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | MEW the pokemon or |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | Lol ala. |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "They're also making a new Shrek :/"
Ugh, it should have stayed a trilogy honestly |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible. |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Speaking of Films, I finally saw Alien for the first time yesterday
Was really good, there are so many classics, I need to watch more films augh |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | Speaking of terrible ideas, did you know they're remaking Memento?
...without Christopher Nolan? |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "Ugh, it should have stayed a trilogy honestly"
Even then the 3rd one was poo. |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | shrek 3 is terrible [2] |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | 3 was fine. |
RogueNine
08.09.16 | Yeah man, Incredibles. It's up there. |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | Shrek was a 5/10 tbh |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | ALA watch taxi driver as soon as possible if you haven't yet. |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | Ahah. |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | ALA watch A Serbian Film as soon as possible if you haven't yet |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | why in the world would they remake Memento that is a fucking classic and its from 2000 |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | I need to see The Conjuring 2 |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | PIV sounds like a roman numeral |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | "ALA watch A Serbian Film as soon as possible if you haven't yet"
He doesn't need to see that lol |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | flug it's mad it's been like 2-3 hours |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | he does
it will break him |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | According to the people remaking Memento:
"“Memento is a masterpiece that leaves audiences guessing not just throughout the film, but long after as well, which is a testament to its daring approach. We intend to stay true to Christopher Nolan’s vision and deliver a memorable movie that is every bit as edgy, iconic and award-worthy as the original. It’s a big responsibility to deliver something that lives up to the mastery of the original, but we are extremely excited and motivated to bring this puzzle back to life and back into the minds of moviegoers.”"
basically not even they have a good reason to remake it, they're just doing it because people liked the original |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | yeah ive never seen it only heard about it... |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | "Best movie ever is American History X"
smh obviously the best movie ever is This is Spinal Tap |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | WHY fuck that honestly. such an obvious cash grab makes me sick Shark |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | turn it up to 11 Shark |
user
08.09.16 | PIV = penis in vagina |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | yes |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | "Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder? "
".........
........
....These go to eleven" |
Flugmorph
08.09.16 | also watch bojack horseman its great! |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | lmao such a classic Shark |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | favorite underrated movie is Division 3 Football's Finest. holy shit i couldnt stop laughing |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | Only movie nearly as quotable as Spinal Tap is Snatch |
Flugmorph
08.09.16 | nah talking to everyone here. WATCH THAT FREAKING SHOW ITS GREAT |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | "also watch bojack horseman its great!"
Binge watched the whole first season today and I can confirm it's a great show. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | shark have you seen D3's finest?? |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | Ooh yes shark nice shout, snatch is excellent. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Has anyone seen or heard of Rubber? |
Snake.
08.09.16 | "MEW the pokemon or"
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/mary-elizabeth-winstead-hamptons-international-film-festival-01.jpg |
Snake.
08.09.16 | isn't rubber the french movie about a killer runaway tire |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | @Conmaniac No I haven't, is it good? |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | ALA Birdemic omg |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | when I watched Talledega Nights high I literally couldnt stop laughing because I realized everything that happens in that movie is for jokes like literally every scene centers around jokes |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | Birdemic 1 is possibly the funniest thing ever |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | "isn't rubber the french movie about a killer runaway tire"
yep, it uses psychic powers to blow up people's heads |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | Shark it's not a good movie plot wise or anything but like if you're into pure ridiculous comedy it's incredible. Andy Dick is literally perfect for that role |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | YES Con Talledega is hilarious |
user
08.09.16 | thread sucks now |
Snake.
08.09.16 | foh with that shitty attitude |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | I have a soft spot for Will Ferrell |
CalculatingInfinity
08.09.16 | Birdemic makes me happy. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | Birdemic is great yeah |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | "I have a soft spot for Will Ferrell"
Me too, the Anchorman movies are great too |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | yeah true haha. also love Old School that's a classic |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | and Step Brothers the business pitch scene is comedy gold |
Snake.
08.09.16 | MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | have any of you read Let Me Off At The Top? Will Ferrell's book for Ron Burgandy? |
SharkTooth
08.09.16 | omg 2Chainz is doing an AMA right now
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4wxcxs/its_medaniel_son_necklace_don_aka_2_chainzask_me/ |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Step Brothers was a match made in heaven with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Nope haven't read it |
Egarran
08.09.16 | Women's gymnastics=strong pedo vibes. |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | one of the few books that have made me cry laughing tbh. as long as you read it in Ron's voice lmao |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | haha I wanna read that now
https://youtu.be/Ats9HUDVBxE |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | Catch-22 is also a hilarious book holy shit aha. like I didn't realize it at first but it's just outrageous |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | I can't stop listening to 'Eat Shiitake Mushrooms' by Let's Eat Grandma again and again, I think I've finally lost all grip on my reality |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | what |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | we need to make it to 1000 tho for Arch |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | nice doof that song rules |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | The first two and a half minutes of that song is simultaneously the best and shittiest thing I've heard this year - each time I listen to it on full volume I don't know whether to laugh or die |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IKbmQ4Cs08 |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | Sint it's so addictive |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | That band is a sput meme in the making |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Let's Eat Grandma.
Let's Eat, Grandma.
Commas matter. |
NordicMindset
08.09.16 | Let's Eat Out, Grandma. |
NordicMindset
08.09.16 | I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse. |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | The rapping segment of that song has to be heard to be believed xD |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | 'Eat shittake mushrooms' bro |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | Butterscotch flava!! Got bubblegum stuck to my trainers!! |
LotusFlower
08.09.16 | This thread was a mistake |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | you're telling me cl0ver at least it's become a big warning sign to anyone with half a brain to avoid it whilst simultaneously keeping this shit out of regular threads |
Conmaniac
08.09.16 | yeah at least it gave ppl a way to say stupid shit outside of album threads |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | ALA I'd love it if you could write a review for the Let's Eat Grandma album |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | So I'm listening to Eat Shiitake Mushrooms right now and it's like shockingly bad ...
Well before the vocals came in it had potential but yeah... |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | Ars it's genius bad
Someone has to write it up lol |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | Probably SOTY
You have to listen to it on FUCKING FULL VOLUME though |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | you^ ? |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | I left when this thread was at 40 comments. did the thread get a villain yet or is it still lame |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | "did the thread get a villain yet or is it still lame"
Worse, we talked about sex for a while |
Egarran
08.09.16 | Thread condensed (yes I scrolled through most of it) Women in music > ALA is a virgin > movies are great > let's eat out grandma > thread was a mistake
It is an interesting psycho-sociological study. |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | Review battle - Ars vs ALA |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | ty for the summary, egarran
god help us all. this thread needs lambsbread to call us all idiots |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | @Doof, I'm not reviewing that slop lol |
danielcardoso
08.09.16 | damn good song doof ahah :] |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Nothing honestly, unless you're like 30 or older probably |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | nothing wrong with it. sex is overrated. focus on your career and making money now and before you know it, you'll be married with 2 kids wondering where the hell your youth went |
DoofusWainwright
08.09.16 | there's just something about it Dan |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | it started off optimistic, then I got depressed halfway through the comment.
I mean sex in general is overrated. Good sex isn't, if that makes sense. |
FullOfSounds
08.09.16 | Are we gonna start talking about sex again |
Snake.
08.09.16 | actually no |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | I was obsessed with getting laid in high school and college. looking back, it was fun as hell but I feel like all the anxiety and drama that came with it (like I sincerely believe people under 25 are incapable of being friends with benefits, for example) outweighed the pleasure.
don't go chasing after it, but don't be lame either haha |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | also, I know it's like your style to be lighthearted and playfully self-deprecating, but that attitude totally wont get u laid at all |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | then ur set mane |
Egarran
08.09.16 | I bet that girl he likes is into self-deprecating guys. |
Egarran
08.09.16 | Yes. |
Sinternet
08.09.16 | maybe |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | I used to think self-deprecation was a good thing since comedians nowadays do it all the time. great tip to ease social anxiety and appear less arrogant, etc.
then I realized that those comedians I looked up to are all ugly, depressed, and alone. |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | cept I think bill burr got married but I don't see him being happy long term lmao |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | Louie CK is so funny though :o |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | it's funny but I don't think it gets the ladies going at all. like 0%. you're better off being arrogant or complacent tbh. like even normal non-hoe girls might appreciate self-deprecation as cute, but it's probably still a turn off |
Egarran
08.09.16 | No, it exudes confidence. Bragging only gets you weirdo sluts. |
TVC15
08.09.16 | I leave for however the hell long and now there's 300 more comments than the last time I checked in |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | isn't self deprecation the art of being open with your insecurities and faults?
confidence will always be a plus no matter what. a little self deprecation doesn't hurt when you already appear confident, but using it as the default or fall-back strategy sucks |
TVC15
08.09.16 | Ok I'm not going to bother skimming over what I missed out on |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | like over the years as a wingman, I'd sit there and listen to guys break the ice with girls at bars by making themselves the butt of a lot of jokes or agreeing with everything the girl said in order to avoid a potential awkward moment/disagreement.
never seen a positive reaction to that in their experiences or my own. one girl, who ended up breaking up with the dude in like a month, said the self-deprecation part was straight up weak |
Egarran
08.09.16 | I forgot to mention it works a lot better if the self-depricator is otherwise a cool guy. |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | cool and handsome* |
Egarran
08.09.16 | Nah, us handsome dudes don't need that shit. |
Typhoon24
08.09.16 | lol |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | Being handsome doesn't take you very far when you have the personality and depth of a prequel character. |
ArsMoriendi
08.09.16 | That's what they all say!
I even said something like that when I was a newer user lol |
SandwichBubble
08.09.16 | Sputnik Quotes 4: This Thread | ♦ featured |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | Oh god here we go again. |
Mystletainn
08.09.16 | that's like the last thing i'd want to discuss with you |
AlexKzillion
08.09.16 | Whip cream and other foods |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | Oh I thought we were still on fetishes lol |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.16 | Are you guys actually talking about your fetishes? wtf |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | i ate a bag of dicks once
it was awful |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @ala i read your comment like reba macentire haha
u moooroooown |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | Self asphyxiation with a noose |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | sodom - masturbate to kill myself |
Sinternet
08.10.16 | i think hardcore is a redundant descriptor for bdsm |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | god damn bright house bill went up 15 bucks fuck those stank ass hoes |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | the network
bright house networks |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | god damn horse porn
was a fetish a while back
if i had to choose a fetish now, it's probably kissing with tongue god that shit is tasty |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | I'd figure that you have a distortion petal fetish |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | anything can be a fetish as long as it is fetishable |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | my real fetish is god damn thrash metal
|
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | Wait horse porn |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @ala thats the point brewski
@jesus a while back i was into watching that shit |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | mr. hands |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | mr. hands gettin handsy |
brainmelter
08.10.16 | WOOOOW you seemed to have added more 'lucious ladies' to the list, but where the fuck is Kimbra?!? Unacceptable. I thought you were cool Sinternet. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @ala watched buddy. watched. who the fuck aint done weird shit in their lives anyway |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | haha its fun to derp around on here i shall do this more han i already do
i guess this 22 year old aint got nuthin' to hide |
Snake.
08.10.16 | neither of you djent stfu and keep on derpin' |
Mystletainn
08.10.16 | Kissing with tongue
Lol wat |
50iL
08.10.16 | I think I have a fetish for double bass pedals. Every time I see my Iron Cobra I can't. I just jizz myself then and there. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @ala oh yeah them sour pusses gon' get derped real hard
god damn horse ranch haha |
50iL
08.10.16 | Well, drumsticks get me pretty excited too.
Their shape, their size, ugh, I just want to get down and nasty with em.
Am I weird yet? |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | aside from that horse porn fetish, i dont think i have an actual fetish |
TVC15
08.10.16 | Trading Matt Duffy for Matt Moore was such a shit move smh. Nuñez was already a fantastic replacement for when Panik and Duffy were still on the DL but it was unnecessary to trade in offense and gamble for even worse defense. The only thing the Giants have been severely lacking in is a great offense, the defense has more or less been the same since the All Star break |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | i think funk and thrash are my favorite genres to play on drums |
50iL
08.10.16 | #Homophobic #AntiLGBT #Prick
And I'm not gay in real life. Wouldn't care if I was anyway lol
@mikey definately. Well, I also like to play a lot of death metal and prog. The polyrithmic grooves on 220+ BPM are just so fucking eargasmic. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | i got nothin against gay people were all human |
TVC15
08.10.16 | I could bring up the atrocious statistics of the Arizona Diamondbacks this year but you probably wouldn't care anyway lol |
ScuroFantasma
08.10.16 | I'm late, can I get a synopsis of what I missed in 800 comments of shit posting? |
50iL
08.10.16 | @mikey [2] |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @ala i know bud equality is cool but feminists are cunts that want to be better than men |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.16 | This thread sure is something, thanks Sin |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | were all pretty cool guys arent we
@ala i was fucking lol'ing at that shout post snake sent u haha |
Snake.
08.10.16 | "feminists are cunts that want to be better than men"
i would be mad but i'm not because i'm honestly not surprised in the slightest that someone as shitbrained as you would post something like this |
50iL
08.10.16 | Egalitarianism is the way to go. No more feminism or misogyny, please. |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.16 | @SnakeDelilah: What kind of snake are you? A garter snake? |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | "I'd figure that you have a distortion petal fetish"
I laughed way too hard at this. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @snake aaaaaaw your adorable when you try to sound good |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | ala for prez |
50iL
08.10.16 | @ALA I still like you both ways. Unless you become a tight ass again lmao
#ALA for prez (666) |
50iL
08.10.16 | Or an equally tight-assed GF ;) |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | i can imagine ala as prez saying something like "were gonna build a ranch and make the horse porn ejaculators pay for it" |
Snake.
08.10.16 | "Egalitarianism is the way to go."
egalitarianism is equality without justice. we would all live shitty lives if we abided under an egalitarian rule. |
ScuroFantasma
08.10.16 | "I learned porn from king of the hill and didn't learn to masturbate till months later by accidentally jizzing while scratching my penis, i shouldn't be afraid to have sex, miketunney used to jack off to horse porn, 50iL wants a drumstick up his ass, and TVC is a fucking pleb"
WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
A PLEB ON SPUTNIK?!?
|
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @scuro thats what i thought that shit dont exist |
FullOfSounds
08.10.16 | What's happening now |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | sputnik is his gf mr. toad |
Mystletainn
08.10.16 | This thread needs to be burned to the ground like the churches varg burned |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | KILL IT
KILL IT WITH FIRRRREE |
Snake.
08.10.16 | nah sinternet has been gone for the past 50 comments so that's why this thread is shit |
TVC15
08.10.16 | Huh I've commented on this thread less than Sinternet. I'd've thought it'd be the other way around |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | shit is ok with a little salt and pepper |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | "nah sinternet has been gone for the past 50 comments so that's why this thread is shit"
if thats so, why are you pussy whipped to keep coming back to it |
hal1ax
08.10.16 | At this rate ala will have 10k comments in 2 days |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | ala will probably catch up to KILL by the end of the year |
spookynewghostfriend
08.10.16 | =[ this list is so very large and oh how i hate how it blocks out the sun |
Snake.
08.10.16 | "why are you pussy whipped to keep coming back to it"
because posting shit comments is fun to be mad at |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | indeed so |
TVC15
08.10.16 | Having a laptop with no bass in the speakers (even when you plug in headphones no bass comes thru) is such a nightmare when you're working on audio stuff. Might embark on combining Through Silver in Blood and Silver Blood Transmission like advertised in the Neurosis/Tribes of Neurot band page but I'm still worn out from combining the two discs on the Dronevil-Final album |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | ala's gettin some action pretty soon eh? ;) |
Typhoon24
08.10.16 | hold up is this the second time miketunney casually brought up horse sex fetishes? |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @typhoon it sorta just....came out!!!!!
XD |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @typhoon i ruined a spoiler before which is what i do well |
50iL
08.10.16 | @ALA Ive only had one GF. Turned out really badly. Highly regret it. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @50il its all good buddy theres plenty o' fish waiting to be dipped in batter and served with fries out there....
mmmmmmmmmmmmm |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | Jesus fucking christ this thread |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | hey!!!! dont say ur own god damn name in vain caiman! |
TVC15
08.10.16 | CaimanJesus |
50iL
08.10.16 | Hahah she didn't cheat on me or anything, but she turned into a nightmare to deal with. She would stick to whatever I said, had literally no opinion. I like my women strong and self-confident. She wasn't that. Just not my type. |
Snake.
08.10.16 | there should just be a substitute website specifically designed for alchemist and the rest of them |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @50il my last relationship was something like that too you got my sympathy bud
shall we chow down on fish and chips? |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @snake or you can just slither away mr. snakey |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | Linkinparkforthewin |
Snake.
08.10.16 | but this shit is going to pass anyway so idk why i'm even bothering now. last year it was flyhead, sonoma, romulanrancor, and blender. now it's alchemist, tvc, 50il, and fullofsounds. next year there's going to be a brand new set of shitty users that i'm probably going to get mad at again. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @snake dont be such a scrooge join us shitty users for being shitty is fun aint it |
Mystletainn
08.10.16 | ala and snake should fist fight |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | Snake would probably kill him |
50iL
08.10.16 | They should spoon each other to death. would be entertaining. |
TVC15
08.10.16 | What the fuck have I done wrong? I've especially barely done any shit posting in this thread |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @jesus its easy to be pissed at everything and insult people when your behind a screen so im not sure about that one |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | smell ya later ala! |
Snake.
08.10.16 | actually tvc is least shitty person on that, like sonoma |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | woah, is this the fastest growing thread on the site so far? |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @tacos itll probably die down since ala's gone |
50iL
08.10.16 | God, I want to play the drums SO bad right now. :( |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | ALA just turned sixteen and admitted he kinda looks like ars. I think snake could take him |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | idkkkk, we'll see
that trump thread was still going long after it was made |
50iL
08.10.16 | God, I want to play the drums SO bad right now. :( |
p4p
08.10.16 | good list now i can post lyrics in peace |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | 50il your a drummer too? |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | i wish i had musical talent D'X |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @tacos drums take time, but having been self taught, i feel getting the "feel" for it is the most important part of drums |
50iL
08.10.16 | Yeah. Played for 5 (almost 6) years. I also managed to enter the best music academy in the country, which is fantastic! Love it there. |
Sinternet
08.10.16 | I am really sorry everyone |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | great for you dude. love to see more enthusiastic drummers around |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @sinternet about what dude |
50iL
08.10.16 | Thanks bro. It's pretty intimidating when I go there tho. Everyone is 10+ years older than me. |
Snake.
08.10.16 | honestly idk if i could take anybody on this site because i'm really bad at protecting myself but if we're talking physical strength i'd probably beat over half of the users itt |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @50il that justs means u got a lot to show off to them :)
@snake those are big words from a small man |
FullOfSounds
08.10.16 | Snake why do you hate me? lol |
50iL
08.10.16 | Snake hates everyone. |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | "I am really sorry everyone"
Make it right and delete the list |
Sinternet
08.10.16 | About this thread |
Sinternet
08.10.16 | Eagerly awaiting a feature on this list doe |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @sinternet dont be sorry dude we need more shit like this because "focused" threads get boring after a while dont u think |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.16 | I wanna see Snake fight someone, preferably not me though. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | I never even got in a fight in my life
if someone hit me id probably say sorry for hurting their knuckle |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | I've been in 4 or 5 five hockey fights, and a few off the ice |
Mystletainn
08.10.16 | the damage has already been done, I can't get ALA and his first time masturbating/BDSM out of my head, i've been traumatized.
*cry* |
Snake.
08.10.16 | i don't /hate/ anybody on this site tbh (except for aftertheascension) |
50iL
08.10.16 | I got into a fight once
Back in pre-K, this dude didn't stop messing with me. It all came to a stop when I punched his face in line. His lip bled and all. Good times. |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.16 | I mean I once boxed someone for fun (with gloves and face mask), hurt like a bitch, but I've never been in a real fight and I never want to be |
FullOfSounds
08.10.16 | Then why do you... Dislike(?) me? |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | the closest i got into a fight was middle school when a kid tried legitiamately choking me in gym because he hated gingers |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | I've never been in a real fight but man have I tried to push some stuff to that limit. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @ars i used to box. the last time i did, i face a guy bigger than me (muscle tone wise) and frickin' clocked his ass. |
Snake.
08.10.16 | bc you're really annoying but that's okay that will pass |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | I don't really have anything against any users here
Haven't been in a fight before. We onions don't really beat each other up, as we don't have limbs |
FullOfSounds
08.10.16 | Oh okay. Fair enough. :/ |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | hes good at throwing pussy insults , but maybe thatll pass too
oh wait im talking about snake. nvm |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | so youre just a breathing nugget onion? |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | stop hating on Snake
also stop hating on each other
we can make it to 1000 i believe it |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | Snake probably made fun of me during my first few months here but he's always seemed pretty cool |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @onion are onions violent in any other way? i know they make u cry if u try to fuck with them |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.16 | "@ars i used to box. the last time i did, i face a guy bigger than me (muscle tone wise) and frickin' clocked his ass."
When I did, it was when I worked for a Summer camp. We found 2 sets of gloves and a boxing mask and decided that every male member of the staff had to fight for at least 1 round. This of course was after all of the kids were asleep and we were nowhere near them... |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | I'm an onion, dude. I talk by jumping around on the keys, cos I guess that's what onions do |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | Guys go to my second to last list and join the sput fantasy league I started. We still need two more members. |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | Lmao at tunney trying to be an Internet tough guy after calling out snake for it |
FullOfSounds
08.10.16 | Snake to be fair I don't have a problem with you. |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @arssounds intense haha
@onion an onion made me cry before and i didnt even do anything wrong lol |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | i dont do sports tho :[ |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | true listen to AlexK |
Sinternet
08.10.16 | Wow onion havent seen you much recently
Youre kind of adorable |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @caiman nah dude im just not afraid to call out an asshole who's insulted me n multiple occasions over bullshit
maybe im being like him in a way, being a dick to a dick but oh well |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | Idk tunney. We just make you cry with our relatively shit music tastes |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | I may have to resort to making another list con lol |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | relax guys, fighting isnt going to solve shit over the internet |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | 1001 |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | yeah i first met onion in my band naming thread lol |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | lol so close mike |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | tacos a cool dude |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | sneaky edit u bastard |
50iL
08.10.16 | Nor in real life. Fight fire with fire and you'll burn the whole forest down. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | thanks mike *thumbs up emoji* |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | You may have to. we got time though. about a month this season starts but we should ideally draft before then |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @50il your a good man charlie brown
@con lol
im not spineless but can be stubborn at times |
FullOfSounds
08.10.16 | you're all cool tbh |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | onion has hammock and spiritualized 5'd so hes cool in my book |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | sounds is a cool guy too |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | And you didn't choose my brilliant names in place of sax to the future? Goddammit con
You're still pretty cool tho:) |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | Fucking hell over 1000 comments of bullshit |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | onions cool too i like onions except when they make me cry |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | lets start the cool guys club and all be beta losers together |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @caiman way to point out the obvious |
TVC15
08.10.16 | Frankly anyone can take on a 100 lb skinny Asian teenage boy |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | maybe not in a brain war though |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | cmon caiman, this thread has been nothing be a bountiful goldmine of intellectual conversation |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | anyone who opposes the idea of a losoely structured thread should get shit on by normality. |
CaimanJesus
08.10.16 | Thread is getting gay again |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | a little gay makes things interesting |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | Woah miketunny is in this thread a LOT. I've seen more of you here than I have on the website (maybe cos I'm not in the same threads usually) |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | i havent been on a thread this much in a while tbh |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | "how can you say you love her if you don't even eat the ass"
this is the important stuff folks |
Sevengill
08.10.16 | okay guys what did I miss |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | a lot of beta nonsense |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @seven a looooooot |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | onion i have another band and we are named something better than Sax to the Future. in fact, Sax to the Future is getting a name change |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | make another thread of band name ideas. The forks will return in many suggestions |
TVC15
08.10.16 | Damn I'm still waiting for Oisencoleman64 to hit me up with his stuff so we could release our split already |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | maybe onion |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | in all seriousness, how about conmaniac for the band name? |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | hey why not? |
Sevengill
08.10.16 | the Icy Lilies |
Mystletainn
08.10.16 | release the pleasure fluids!!! |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | Conmaniac as a band name? idk seems a bit self centered even tho im the singer |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | boobastank |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | anal cunt |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | Haven't seen oisin in a while but with his rhymes, you'll make some fire
Who else would've thought to rhyme tuba tank with hoobastank |
TVC15
08.10.16 | Naw it's not a mixtape it's just a split made up of shitty musique concrete stuff |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | i think imma get to bed and not fuck someone as usual
bye |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | A E S T H E T I C |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | Ah I got it
Con...you should seriously consider iron fork |
NordicMindset
08.10.16 | At least A.J. Pollock is back soon. |
iloveyouall
08.10.16 | boycott ala 2016 |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | start a vaporwave revival project named The PAX Rovapea |
NordicMindset
08.10.16 | is AngryLittleAlchemist the same person is LPFTW
because if he is this makes a lot more sense now |
Sinternet
08.10.16 | Hey guys did anyone save that lyrics list oisin made that shit was funny as hell |
Mystletainn
08.10.16 | "is AngryLittleAlchemist the same person is LPFTW"
yes |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | no tvc was lpftw |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | How do you guys keep track of all these alts...
you all look the same to me |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.16 | "is AngryLittleAlchemist the same person is LPFTW"
No, but LPFTW changed his username to TVC15. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | wait you can change your un? |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.16 | @tacos: You can kind of tell by what they say. Maybe...
Or their ratings at least |
NordicMindset
08.10.16 | then who was AngryAlchemist before |
TVC15
08.10.16 | Dafuq I thought I was you Green Baron |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | i might as well stay on long enough to hit 4300 comments. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | cant you guys just stick with a un? How often do you all get banned lol |
NordicMindset
08.10.16 | how's Eduardo Nunez doing I miss him |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | Alchemist has always been alchemist...to my knowledge |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @tacos my ratings were wiped twice so i dont know if thats the result of a banning or not |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.16 | I mean I still use my first account :) |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | woah
how do you get your rating wiped? piss off the mods i assume? |
Sevengill
08.10.16 | my first account got fucked when my school email expired so whatev |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | i would be so sad if that happened to me |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | wait ars is your second account? Couldve sworn i saw your un years ago
i lurked a lot back in the day, still kinda do |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | I think by 1ing or 5ing everything a band has done with ob some exceptions for short careers like mineral and joy division (in the all 5 category of course) lead to all your ratings getting wiped I might be wrong (prob am but I'm pretty sure about the all 1 thing) |
iloveyouall
08.10.16 | end shitty users to save snake 2016 |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @tacos maybe because at one point, i was spamming several pages of the same album haha |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | i will never ever do that then i mustnt get my ratings wiped no sir |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @iloveyouall fuck thati dont hate snake but god damn if he isnt a god damn scrooge. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | id be bummed if my ratings got wiped
I still shift through them to re listen to albums i forgot i heard |
TVC15
08.10.16 | The first 3 times I was banned I had my ratings wiped but I never got a straight answer for why even when I went to the community page despite never serial 5ing or 1ing an artist's discog.
Last rating wipe was the worst cos I had slightly over 1,000 ratings by that point |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.16 | "wait ars is your second account? Couldve sworn i saw your un years ago"
No, I meant that Ars is my first account and the one I currently use |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | im so scared now i have to start transferring my ratings to RYM for security |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | I cant say ive read enough comments by snake to know but there's a LOT of scroogeier users on this site mike, providing no names tho |
ArsMoriendi
08.10.16 | Just don't 1 a lot of albums from the same band and you'll be fine. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | that makes much more sense ars
and rym gives me a headache |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | @tacos maybe u havent had actual confrontations with the slithering serpent to know |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | Lol remember that one time when that one guy made that 1000 ratings celebration list and got his ratings wiped when people looked at his ratings and called him for having like every kids bop album 1'd. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | Judging by lurking, aside from a select handful of you guys, im sure you all cool people at heart |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | to be fair, im sure theres at least a single 1.5 kidz bop album there somewhere |
TVC15
08.10.16 | RYM is really un-user friendly to me |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | just your friendly neighborhood thrash man! |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | avg RYM user:
"a staple of the genre, wonderfully crafted and an essential listening experience
2/5" |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | to be fair though, 10 is a good album |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | Seeing Sput classics with such low avgs on RYM truly breaks my heart.
Just look at Glassjaw omg. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | i still havent jammed 10
i see it all over this site tho |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | hell yeah taco man
4299 |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | alright. im off to bed. take care guys.
4300 |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | and captain, we're sinking
so many classics just with 3.4 avgs |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | that avg rating isnt going over a 3.45 unless its an underground experimental avant garde dark jazz album from 1962
The site is fucking useless for finding music unless you have a hard on for jazz (i am by no means am saying i dislike jazz tho) |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | And a lot of times they have either the same number of votes or less votes compared to sput.
RYM has by far the best charts though. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | The best way to get an understanding of how different the userbase is over their is to look at older music ratings. Some albums that have like 40 ratings here have 1000+ over there |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | Yeah stuff generally has a lot more ratings over there compared to over here.
OK Computer here - 7k votes
OK Computer there - 31k votes |
TVC15
08.10.16 | The 3.6 rating for MMLP and the 3.7 rating for Stan makes me sad
Especially the super low avg for Guns N Roses' November Rain |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | global communication's 76:14 has 1000 ratings there with only just over 100 here, its practically a classic ambient album :/ |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | with rym, i feel like best thing to do is add .3 to everything you see bc the people who rate things over there dont know how to correlate their review with their rating at all |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.10.16 | how the fuck does this have so many comments already |
Mystletainn
08.10.16 | f+ctrl = angrylittlealchemist |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.10.16 | ugh |
RadicalEd
08.10.16 | or you could get over it and realize that every rating will tend towards the average rating, if there are a lot of people rating the album. Especially on a site like RYM which doesn't have a very strong "community" like sputnik and therfore less groupthink. |
RadicalEd
08.10.16 | lol 231 AlA comments. |
RadicalEd
08.10.16 | "The 3.6 rating for MMLP and the 3.7 rating for Stan makes me sad"
those are VERY high ratings on RYM. |
Sevengill
08.10.16 | sweet jesus that's a lot of comments |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.10.16 | also eminem sucks |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | What ups pots |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.10.16 | hatin' |
TVC15
08.10.16 | I'm too used to Sput I guess lol alrighty then |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | yeah same |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | im adjusting though |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | Jamming random mmlp tracks right now actually. Going on a middle school nostalgia trip right now. Next is Dream Theater. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | i dont even remember what i listened to in middle school...
a lot of random rock singles, nothing specific |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
08.10.16 | "Jamming random mmlp tracks right now actually. Going on a middle school nostalgia trip right now. Next is Dream Theater."
sounds awful |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | that sounds like your worst nightmare pots |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | crazed |
Sevengill
08.10.16 | I was into like, Sting and Billy Joel in middle school. It was an okay time. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | i was into not wanting to kill myself bc of meany bullies who called me names |
RadicalEd
08.10.16 | "sounds awful"
Why so positive today. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | everything is posi if you make it potsi |
TVC15
08.10.16 | Still disappointed Sint hasn't added more babes to the list |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | In middle school I was into Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, Trivium, Dream Theater, and Eminem was the only rapper I liked aside from Hollywood Undead.
So many cringe lyrics. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | waking the fallen was my first harsh vocal album |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | Yeah same, and it still holds up rather well for me too. |
TVC15
08.10.16 | Slipknot isn't that bad and A7x's self titled is still pretty good |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | i think my second was a slipknot album or wrath by LoG, i forget |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | Avenged's s/t was my favorite album of all time all throughout middle school.
Don't really like them too much these days, but I still think they get way too much hate. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | i cant say id listen to an a7x album again without probably going "this is fine but COULD be listening to something else" |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | waking the fallen id probably get through but anything else id probs change before it ended |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | I have Waking the Fallen rated 4.5 right now... might try to reevaluate that one day but I haven't been feeling it. |
Sevengill
08.10.16 | My journey into metal was pretty quick. Deep Purple --> Judas Priest --> Gamma Ray --> At the Gates --> infinity and beyond |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | i haven't changed my ratings in a while
theres a lot of albums i probs have 4.5d that are like 3.5s now |
iloveyouall
08.10.16 | jam perverse recollections of a necromangler |
Sevengill
08.10.16 | And then my friend gave me a stack of CD's, among which were In the Nightside Eclipse, In Sorte Diaboli, and Wages of Sin and it was off the extreme metal races. |
TVC15
08.10.16 | I was literally at like 1,800 ratings a week or two ago. Fuckin insane how much music I listen to thanks to Sput |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | Mine was: stoner stuff my dad listened to --> Metallica --> Pantera & Black Label Society --> Avenged Sevenfold --> Slipknot --> Trivium --> Dream Theater & Periphery & BTBAM --> Opeth --> infinity and beyond. Bumpy road to say the least. |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | mine was generally (with other stuff sandwiched in obvs):
a7x->metallica->protest the hero->btbam->rosetta->everything else |
tacos n stuff
08.10.16 | opeth or insomnium probs fits between btbam and rosetta |
onionbubs
08.10.16 | I used to dig on a7x in middle school a lot. I can still listen to wtf, city, and nightmare, but I can't say either are all that great. The s/t has held up terribly
I agree a lot of the hate isn't warranted |
CalculatingInfinity
08.10.16 | I used to love A7X, now I never listen to them anymore and can't stand Shadow's nasal voice. Glad to have moved on. |
Archelirion
08.10.16 | I still think City of Evil's a pretty cool album. The rest of their discog not so much unfortunately. |
Sinternet
08.10.16 | This thread lags my phone out |
SharkTooth
08.10.16 | good lord the sex comments itt are the most awkward shit ever to read
also yeah rym users are dumb when it comes to rating shit |
AlexKzillion
08.10.16 | Is this thread worth reading in it's entirety? |
Conmaniac
08.10.16 | not really AlexK but when u get to the masturbation parts read all that |
miketunneyiscool123
08.10.16 | Goooooood mooooooorniiiiiiiiiiing |
Snide
08.11.16 | I'm still hyped for A7X's new album tbh, hopefully their new drummer can bring their spark back. |
JeetJeet
08.11.16 | I wish people would understand that that if they have little to no control over their children, you probably shouldn't have them out in public places fucking shit up. |
Sinternet
08.11.16 | fucking agreed jeet
or at least have them on a leash or something
cant stand douchey kids but although i feel sorry for the parents they gotta learn how to control them |
JeetJeet
08.11.16 | @ Sin it irks the living shit outta me. Watching kids fuck stuff up at a retail store while the parent idly stands by with no concern bugs me. Its a direct reflection of the parents too which makes it worse. |
AlexKzillion
08.11.16 | Yall are no fun. |
JeetJeet
08.11.16 | @Alex Idk mang my lil cousin thinks I'm fun. He doesn't fuck shit up in public either so he's really ahead of these other basic bitchass kids. |
demigod!
08.11.16 | Holy shit |
Sinternet
08.11.16 | hey demi
read the whole discussion |
Asdfp277
08.11.16 | Pingas |
AlexKzillion
08.11.16 | I threw one of those 8 foot teddy bears at my mom yesterday in Costco. Was pretty hilarious. |
JeetJeet
08.11.16 | Speaking of Costco, their chicken bakes are godly. |
Asdfp277
08.11.16 | kfc is the goat |
blacklightjer
08.11.16 | random discussion?
we have too many retarded users |
blacklightjer
08.11.16 | source: am not one of them |
Sinternet
08.11.16 | agreed
same source |
Sevengill
08.11.16 | we have too many normal users |
AlexKzillion
08.11.16 | We should talk about how much we miss torts |
miketunneyiscool123
08.11.16 | where has that little fucker went anyway? and where the fuck has dethtrasher been all this time? |
AlexKzillion
08.11.16 | torts left sput |
Sinternet
08.11.16 | r.i.p.
he'll be back soon |
random
08.14.16 | I thought this thread was about me. |
ShadowRemains
08.14.16 | wtf this thread
also "release the floods" has me fucking cracking up so hard jesus |
CaimanJesus
08.14.16 | Fuck why did this get bumped |
ShadowRemains
08.14.16 | not really |
Conmaniac
08.14.16 | oh mama |
ShadowRemains
08.14.16 | you'd need to buttfuck a much cooler version of yourself |
CaimanJesus
08.14.16 | "Seriously guys Vaginas look ugly. It's like.... an Xbox One. Is it as sexy as a PC? No, but it gets the job done when you actually use it " |
random
08.15.16 | Is that profile picture from Gravity Falls? I have a crush on Wendy Corduroy. |
CaimanJesus
08.15.16 | Overwatch dude |
random
08.15.16 | Ok. |
ArsMoriendi
08.15.16 | I thought this thread died. |
TVC15
08.16.16 | When I graduate, I'm gonna miss all that Twitter beef between my school's football team and the team of other schools' in our area. They always end up getting shut down in some way cos we've got one of the best high school football teams in the US but they never learn their lesson and it's just so fun to watch unfold |
miketunneyiscool123
08.20.16 | somehow this thread will stand the test of time |
trve
08.20.16 | i sexually identify as a pig, guess who i am |
heck
08.20.16 | David Cameron? |
miketunneyiscool123
08.20.16 | u definitely arent miss piggy |
trve
08.20.16 | close, i'm anita sarkeesian |
miketunneyiscool123
08.20.16 | goddam feminism |
ZippaThaRippa
08.20.16 | Brazil vs Germany
123
GO! |
miketunneyiscool123
08.20.16 | theyre rapists and thieves!!!!!!
oh wait, thats mexicans according to trump |
Deathconscious
08.20.16 | control+f: angrylittlealchemist
238
holy fuck kid, leave your computer for a little while. |
ZippaThaRippa
08.20.16 | ctrl+f: meaningful discussion
|
Storm In A Teacup
10.06.16 | lol...spout |
Storm In A Teacup
10.06.16 | Not possible Sowing is in this thread and I reserved the right to be able to laugh at the word spout when someone decided "Sput" would be a great beginning to the name of a music website, whatever that means. |
Futures
10.06.16 | everyone who seriously posted itt should be ashamed |
Storm In A Teacup
10.06.16 | very astute of you |
Archelirion
10.06.16 | I'm feeling it |
Sinternet
02.26.17 | anyone remember this gem? |