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Do Your Worst: search for the worst albums thread.

I'm trying to continue what TheCynic started, May he rest in peace and good music. You rec a terrible album, ona at a time, and I'll try to survive this.
1Pantera
Metal Magic

TheCynic
2MetaL BrotherS
Thunders - Demo

Soe
3DoomThrone
Skeleton Veiled in Flesh

OvRot
4Mariah Carey
Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel

asdf277
On a scale from 'stereotypical straight guy picturing what a stereotypical gay guy listens to' to 'drowning in glitter', this rates as 'a stale donut'.
1.5
5Worm Ouroboros
Come the Thaw

teamster
On a scale from 'staring at a dull landscape' to 'listening to post-ambient-rock albums about staring at dull landscapes', this rates as 'compilation of every soft interlude from every prog-post-rock album on Constellation Records'.
2.5
6Summoning
Upon The Viking Stallion

OvRot
7Etienne Sin
Sinna: Volume 1

bgillesp
8Myrimin
Zvier Viartajecca

MrSu
9Sonic Syndicate
Confessions

swipenet
On a scale from 'Katy Perry' to 'Converge', this rates as 'when the band wanted to play metal, but the lead song-writer was more into the chart-topping girl-pop'.
1.5
10John Lennon
Unfinished Music No1: Two Virgins

ArsMoriendi
11Sahara
Texarkana

TheSonomaDude
12Terrorizer
Hordes of Zombies

Fear
13Jacob Sartorius
Last Text

50iL
14Primitive Man
Caustic

Astral Abortis
On a scale from 'Bell Witch' to 'Ghost', this is 'I'm-not-really-sure-this-is-really-doom'.
3
15Tales Of Gaia
Hypernova

Sevengill
On a scale from '60 year olds who still listen to power metal' to 'theatrical power metal masterpiece', this rates as 'accidentaly okay instrumentation with laughable vocals'.
1.5
16Naked Luigi
¡Nake!

AdolfChrist
17Mike Love
Looking Back With Love

TheLongShot
18Bad Departure
Bad Departure

TheSonomaDude
19Hello Kitty Suicide Club
^_^

gognonov
20Anal Cunt
I Like It When You Die

Allergist
21The Velvet Underground
Squeeze

Spec
22Jaden Smith
Syre

MyShadow
23Johnny Rebel
For Segregationists Only

MrSu
24Hotel Books
Run Wild, Young Beauty

AdolfChrist
25Waking the Cadaver
Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler

SoccerRiot
26will.i.am
#Willpower

Azertherion
27I See Stars
Treehouse

gagnonov
28Sid Vicious
Sid Sings

Ziguvan
29Bull Of Heaven
210: Like a Wall in Which an Insect Live

dfevil85
30King 810
La Petite Mort or a Conversation With God

some dead guy
31BryanStars
Follow Your Dreams

TheCynic
32Missing Andy
Generation Silenced

Doof
On a scale from 'Jet covering Blur' to 'Blur covering Jet', this rates as 'one of those chavy UK post-britpop bands that thinks it's more meaningful than it actually is'.
2
33Kid Rock
Rock N Roll Jesus

evilford
34Pole Younger
Be Where In The Moment Of Grace

TheCynic
On a scale from 'that noise the Soviets used to torture people with' to 'that noise they torture inmates in Guantanamo Bay with', this rates as 'something sach is probably into'.
1
35ChugChugWob
Redemption

DinosaurJones
On a scale from 'Attila' to 'Attila the Hun', this rates as 'the inbred bastard of a mongrel bitch' (shoutout to Stephen Fry for this insult).
1.5
36Queensryche
Dedicated to Chaos

KJSwantKo
37Starset
Vessels

Evokaphile
On a scale from 'djent' to 'literal pop', this rates as 'the thing those effeminate teenage gays probably listen to, when they want some "heavier" music'.
2.5
38Emmure
Felony

Scheumke
39FEVER 333
Strength In Numb333rs

TheWonderSoFar
40Morbid Angel
Illud Divinum Insanus

StrikeOfTheBeast
41Periphery
Periphery IV: Hail Stan

Dolving999
42Rockosaurus Rex
The Big Bang!

pizzamachine
43The Gerogerigegege
Piano River

Jasdevi087
44Falling in Reverse
Fashionably Late

Danred97
45Aaron Carter
Love

TakeToYourGuns
46Remede
Everything Dead

JohnnyoftheWell
47Asking Alexandria
The Irony of Your Perfection

EclipseInYourEyes
48Bullet For My Valentine
Gravity

Bl4ckheart
On a scale from 'Falling in Reverse' to 'modern day In Flames', this rates as 'what die-hard fans on In Flames probably think of their music now'.
2
49Blind Seer
Apocalypse 2.0

Elynna
On a scale from 'boring prog thrash likes of which I've never heard before' to 'boring prog thrash like of which I've heard before', this rates as 'boring prog thrash likes of which I probably heard before, but were too bored to remember'.
2.5

P.S.: some of the instrumentation was truly laughable sometimes, but yea, by en large not the worst thing ever.
50Annotations Of An Autopsy
Welcome To Sludge City

Avagantamos
51Autechre
Exai

sach
52Der Sturmer
The Blood Calls for W.A.R.

metalhead2425
53Titus Andronicus
The Monitor

LOVEANDACCEPTANCE
54Tara Vanflower
This womb like liquid honey

Divaman
On a scale from 'the goth chick that is too depressed to do anything productive' to 'the artsy chick who pretends to be goth for attention', this rates as 'whatever chick pretends to enjoy looped bird-screeching'.
1.5
55Takida
Bury The Lies

Sniff
On a scale from 'when your dad tries to act cool around your friends' to 'the entirety of post-Nirvana grunge scene', this rates as 'Gary Glitter before getting caught'.
1.5
56Phyllomedusa
Molesting The Frogeater

SlothcoreSam
On a scale from 'slugs' to 'molluscs', this rates as 'Slugdge's retarded sibling'.
1
57Prussian Blue
The Path We Chose

Papa Universe
58Robin Gibb
Secret Agent

TheLongShot
59Plain White T's
Parallel Universe

dfevil085
60Satan's Revenge On Mankind
Goreblast

metalhead2425
61We Break Hearts! Not Hymens
Suicide Is the Most Sincere Form Of Self Deprecati

SlicePaperMoog
62Florida Georgia Line
Here's to the Good Times

Ecnalzen
63Devin Townsend
Empath

sixdegrees
64George Frideric Handel
Organ Concertos, Op. 4

anarchistfish
65Yes
Heaven and Earth

Saros
66Solitaire
Invasion Metropolis

Mister Twister
67Balloon Journey
Balloon Journey

Judio!
68Dance Gavin Dance
Instant Gratification

BlazinBlitzer
69Six Feet Under
Graveyard Classics III

deezer666
70Destruction
The Least Successful Human Cannonball

StrikeOfTheBeast
71The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon
The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon

JustJoe.
On a scale from 'farts' to 'shits', this rates as 'wet fart'.
1
72Bring Me The Horizon
Sempiternal

Snake.
73Finsterforst
Mach Dich Frei

Donchivo
(note to self: music video)
74Creed
Weathered

idiotican
75Elvis Presley
Having Fun with Elvis on Stage

Zig
76Stereos
Stereos

PyramidNoise
77Motionless in White
Disguise

ButtBoy
78John Cage
Indeterminacy: New Aspect of Form in Instrumental

J() Alexander
79The Mountain Goats
The Sunset Tree

Pikazilla
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