Papa Universe
01.06.18 | I pick Sirius, cause it's the brightest. And the Sun is overrated. |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | You need to think outside the box... or rather outside the solar system. |
Kompys2000
01.06.18 | @Mayhem yeah VY Canis Majoris is pretty awesome. As a pisces though I'm partial to Alrescha. |
theNateman
01.06.18 | List needs Raxicoricofallipatorious |
Storm In A Teacup
01.06.18 | Alpha Andromedae |
tempest--
01.06.18 | I mean I gotta go for The Sun... not sure what I'd do without it! |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | Should have made Sun off-choice, so that people focused on the rest of the universe. |
Minushuman24
01.06.18 | Oh, Polaris |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | Cause it's always there for you. God choice. |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | list needs Brian Blessed, the one true star of both British TV and the universe |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | Brian Blessed is the kind of guy who goes to get a coffee and ends up wrestling a tropical banana, wearing only Zardoz costume. |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | he's fucking glorious! |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | Brian Blessed is the kind of guy who decides to go on an anthropological mission to Africa and befriends a tribe of feral squirrels, organises a communist revolution from within their ranks and the fleeds into exile provided by an enclave of desert cats. |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | he's the papa universe I always wanted.. |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | he's the what now? |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | you heard me.. |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | I don't think that I did. Could you kindly repeat that for me, punk! |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | watch my lips move - he's the papa universe I always wanted.. he can do more push-ups than you too.. |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | that's it, I'm burning all your letters I kept. |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | I wrote him more than you.. and I sprayed his letters with sexy perfume.. |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | you slut! |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | the dangerously enlarged heart wants what it wants.. |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | *holds back tears*
*runs out of the room*
*slams the door* |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | *barricades door*
*takes clothes off*
*skypes Brian Blessed aka the true papa universe* |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | *goes mad*
*takes a hammer*
*quietly goes towards the barricaded door* |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | how are you going to open a barricaded door with a hammer, you bloody fool?
PS. brian blessed could blow that door apart with his laugh.. |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | *hysterically beats the door with a hammer until fully tired* |
Kompys2000
01.06.18 | Idk what the fuck this thread turned into but I'm liking it |
DinosaurJones
01.06.18 | *calmly eats sandwich* |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | Uni/butcher argument happened. |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | I just emailed Brian blessed's agent asking for him to join Sputnik under the name RealPapaUniverse |
zakalwe
01.06.18 | lol. Brian Blessed. Legend. |
bgillesp
01.06.18 | Alnilam or Rigel. These choices are lame. |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | oh, i'm sorry, are those 'greatest in their fields' hypergiants and their polar (literally and figuratively) opposites really beneath your middle-of-the-road little cosmic endeavours? |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | really, sir? really? |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | now that's a pick right there. watch and learn, bgillesp. |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | updated the list with a fitting bandname for SgrA* |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | don't listen to him, gilly.. he's just cross because Brian Blessed has been exposed as the true papa universe.. |
Papa Universe
01.06.18 | he's a grandpapa universe at best |
butcherboy
01.06.18 | put him in the list as my entry, you bastard! |
Divaman
01.07.18 | Orion, won't you give me a star sign! |
bgillesp
01.07.18 | I want Rigel |
SitarHero
02.26.19 | Rigel [2]
But really, Betelgeuse is no 1. |
Papa Universe
02.26.19 | oh hello there, partner. |
Papa Universe
02.26.19 | this is, by the way, one of the best papa/butch fights |
SitarHero
02.26.19 | I'm siding with butch on this one. Brian Blessed > |
Papa Universe
02.26.19 | Like I can even fucking compete. |
SitarHero
02.27.19 | I'd choose you over Brian Dennehy though. But not Bryan Brown. |
sixdegrees
02.27.19 | I dunno how you can choose any star besides our Sun |
JohnnyoftheWell
02.27.19 | rock star- nickelback |