Conmaniac: I don't wanna turn 20

Conmaniac 11.26.16	ya so im kinda scared but imma go be with my family now. thx sput
NorwichScene 11.26.16	Don't worry dude, I'm turning fucking 40 in 5 years. Where the fuck did all them years go
Tyler. 11.26.16	Aging is the worst
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.26.16	you SHOULD be scared. when i turned 20 my entire dick fell off and my face turned into ugly thats what happens.
AlexKzillion 11.26.16	Happy bday lol
Conmaniac 11.26.16	i'm still a teenager at heart
Sinternet 11.26.16	don't think you have a choice lad
FullOfSounds 11.26.16	jam worry all night happy b-day dude
TVC15 11.26.16	Well you're one year away from the drinking/smoking age so there's that
calmrose 11.26.16	yeah when I turned 20 things pretty much fell apart lol
TheSpaceMan 11.26.16	hbd conman! 20 is cool tho one step further from bein a lil bitch. and to not needing a fake depending on where you're from
zakalwe 11.26.16	Happy b'day dude. Twenties are the best
porcupinetheater 11.26.16	20 isn't really anything at all, and now you're only one year away from being able to drown all those existential fears in booze. 21's bad for the waistline.
Conmaniac 11.26.16	thanks peeps.
henryChinaski 11.26.16	20 to 30, best time of your life. Happy bday
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.26.16	"Well you're one year away from the drinking/smoking age so there's that" lol 'murrica
TheSpaceMan 11.26.16	smoking age is 18 in the states tho
Conmaniac 11.26.16	i drink and smoke when i want
TheSpaceMan 11.26.16	yeah its basically a law stopping you from ordering a beer with your burger
AsleepInTheBack 11.26.16	nah mate being 20 is where its at
zakalwe 11.26.16	The thrill of getting served in a pub when you're 16 is the best. The freedoms of being in your twenties, with disposable income is unbeatable. 30s are a bit shit tbh. Bit of solidarity, responsibility, changes in tastes. It's all very boring. Fucking dreading me 40s
Veldin 11.26.16	i am 23 and the world is ending
Conmaniac 11.26.16	idk toad i ran out of time
Conmaniac 11.26.16	i never have enough time tbh
Rolling Girl 11.26.16	Don't remind me, I'm turning 20 in April. Growing up sucks.
demigod! 11.26.16	accept the inevitable wtf
Dunpeal 11.26.16	all down hill from here. suck it up, pussy
demigod! 11.26.16	going downhill is fun!
TheSpaceMan 11.26.16	"all down hill from here. suck it up, pussy" lol so far from the truth it aint even funny
ConcubinaryCode 11.26.16	You could kill yourself. Stay 19 forever. Jk don't...
Conmaniac 11.26.16	i won't lol and i'm loving the responses here i'm excited for the future don't get me wrong but it's sad to leave behind an era in my life
Dunpeal 11.26.16	"lol so far from the truth it aint even funny" i guess growing up isn't all bad, but when you compare it to how free and invulnerable you feel in your teens, it really is down-hill you better fall in line with humanity and mate to reproduce, because looking for friends as an old fuck is BROOOOTAL
someguest 11.26.16	We expect you to be a man about things now, Conmaniac.
anarchistfish 11.26.16	grow the fuck up
50iL 11.26.16	Happy b day man! Here's to 20 more ;)
TheSpaceMan 11.26.16	@dunpeal i guess it comes down to your choices. get married at 18 and its def downhill from there
Dewinged 11.27.16	dont worry, it only gets ugly from here man, happy burthdai!
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	"and i'm loving the responses here i'm excited for the future don't get me wrong but it's sad to leave behind an era in my life" how is turning one more meaningless number older leaving behind an era in your life
theBoneyKing 11.27.16	Just turned 19 the other day, weird to think I'll be 20 in a year.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	thats pretty not weird
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	it would be weirder if you just turned 19 the other day and would be 21 in a year tbh. in fact it would be a lot weirder if you just turned 19 the other day and would be literally any other number that exists other than 20 in a year
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	i think the fact that you just turned 19 the other day and will be 20 in a year is actually the complete opposite of weird. i think thats actually possibly the least weird thing i've ever heard in my entire life.
grannypantys 11.27.16	"you SHOULD be scared. when i turned 20 my entire dick fell off and my face turned into ugly thats what happens." An explanation for Pots beautiful personality finally emerges.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	lol
hal1ax 11.27.16	the only thing you're leaving behind is the number 19
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	~profound~
hal1ax 11.27.16	lolz
mindleviticus 11.27.16	I remember thinking the same thing, but then I turned 21 and was like this is pretty sweet
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	lol 'murrica
Ovrot 11.27.16	lol what kind of nerd measures there life in years measure in riffs or bust
Conmaniac 11.27.16	lol Potsy idk man it's just because of the fact that i won't ever be a teen again. i feel like that's a weird feeling. actually it is a weird feeling you can't tell me how to FEEL
FullOfSounds 11.27.16	12's art made me hungry
DrMaximus 11.27.16	No one can tell you how to feel, but someone can tell you how retarded you are for feeling a certain way :3
Conmaniac 11.27.16	pizza erryday and i really don't care what you think bitch come at me this is fucking WEIRD
FullOfSounds 11.27.16	yeah i really want some saturday night pizza y'know
BlushfulHippocrene 11.27.16	Change is weird in general. But from what I've heard, being 20-30 is the absolute best. All depends how you live your life, though, I guess. Good luck and congratulations, bud. Sweet list.
FullOfSounds 11.27.16	Tbh I feel like you're going to have a lot of fun in your 20s, I mean your music project is just lifting off
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	also you'll be legal soon (fucking lmao 'murrica)
FullOfSounds 11.27.16	what are the laws in canada
DrMaximus 11.27.16	No legal drinking age
Ocean of Noise 11.27.16	18 in Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba 19 everywhere else
FullOfSounds 11.27.16	Oic
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	can smoke at 18 in all provinces, drink at 18 in Alberta, Manitoba, and Quebec, drink at 19 everwhere else.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	its seriously hilarious that you guys go to college and uni and shit and legally still cant drink like we have pubs on campus...........
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	but given the average retardation level of most americans i guess i understand
ashcrash9 11.27.16	happy b-day, Con 20 hasn't been much to worry (pun intended) about so far for me, hope it treats you as well
TheSpaceMan 11.27.16	Dude pots fuck the whole college thing, we can be drafted into the military three years before we can buy a six
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	that is also extremely fucked
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	essentially that is legally admitting that the government doesn't view you as an adult yet but will draft you anyway so basically the states endorse child soldiers
flalafell 11.27.16	don't be scared to turn 20, your 20s will be the best time of your life, you're mature enough to enjoy things you didn't before but still immature enough to enjoy the simpler things
TheSpaceMan 11.27.16	"so basically the states endorse child soldiers" yea that's the logic they're setting, but I think it's more that since you're old enough to die for your country, you're old enough to drink. Should be 18 for both.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	if im old enough to die for my country im certainly old enough to slowly start killing myself over the span of 60 years thats for sure
TheSpaceMan 11.27.16	It's a fair trade I'd say
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	**if im old enough to OBLIGATORILY die for my country im certainly old enough to slowly start killing myself over the span of 60 years thats for sure
theBoneyKing 11.27.16	I mean it's not like the legal drinking age actually stops anybody.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	"I mean it's not like the legal drinking age actually stops anybody." that is utterly irrelevant to the point
p4p 11.27.16	nice here's a song for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TcDHrkQYg
Snake. 11.27.16	i agree with potsy the drinking age in america is fucking dumb like we would be a lot more responsible with alcohol if the drinking age was 18 and lower
TheSpaceMan 11.27.16	i'd say most of america also thinks that though
TheSpaceMan 11.27.16	its not like its a radical opinion
Conmaniac 11.27.16	yeah it's fucked and thanks peeps this bday was pretty great. im excited for my 20s. i love u all
OldCrime 11.27.16	Ugh. 20. You lucky bastard.
Conmaniac 11.27.16	i know i know
Chortles 11.27.16	hey it's way better than being 19 at least you are in your 20s now hbd man
Conmaniac 11.27.16	thanks my man. hopefully my 20s treat me well
Deez 11.27.16	dude wait untill your voice gets real low and you get hair on your testicles....Its crazy
iambandersnatch 11.27.16	well I just turned 30 so.. count your blessings bro
Artuma 11.27.16	from the day i turned 20 my life shifted to a downward spiral which i've never really recovered from and the day itself was just laughably bad happy birthday, though
romulanrancor 11.27.16	fuck art dude hahaha
zakalwe 11.27.16	I'd say the same but it was around my 9th birthday
Conmaniac 11.27.16	thats sad Art im sorry man
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 11.27.16	Potsy deciding to develop an ongoing feud with Boney of all people is one of this site's funniest moments in recent times.
Sowing 11.27.16	fuck dude I wish I was still 20
theBoneyKing 11.27.16	Yeah Pots has been going hard on me recently
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 11.27.16	What it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 11.27.16	"hard on" -theBonerKing
zakalwe 11.27.16	lol drive by truckers >
GhostOfSarcasticBtrd 11.27.16	That's just extra ammo for him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY0qOCUy27Q
Calc 11.27.16	being old >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being a teenager
TheSpaceMan 11.27.16	Being alive is just pretty neat in general imo
Conmaniac 11.27.16	yeah man true.