porcupinetheater
05.13.15 | Isn't everybody a little pretentious, by definition? I sure as Hell know I ascribe much more importance to every tiny fucking detail of my life than the details warrant.
Also, I'm a music God with inarguable taste, and I only sip upon the finest wines while insisting that they are, in fact, the nectar shared by the Mount Olympus cohorts. |
Gameofmetal
05.13.15 | Im tempted to make fun of you for 1 but rest of the list is pretty good |
djentsy
05.13.15 | This might come across as whiny, but I just hate how Sputnik in general only appreciates Converge and TDEP as the only good metalcore. I agree they are talented and some of the top dogs in metalcore as a whole, but there are soon many more bands out there that have so much potential in making the genre light years bigger than it is now. Silent Planet, Invent Animate, Fit For A King, and Northlane I feel are all severely looked over and deserve far more light than how much is shined upon them currently. |
chinesewhispers
05.13.15 | Sput isn't really that pretentious at all
We just don't like fuckboys
Oh yeah, metalcore is far more accepted here than places like RYM, you're really understating the love the genre gets here. If they don't like bands you like, who cares? You like them and that's all that matters |
SharkTooth
05.13.15 | I dont think the word "pretnentious" means what you think it means |
Gameofmetal
05.13.15 | There are actually a good number of metalcore fans here. It just seems like the crowd is thin at first because the loudest users usually hate it. |
tempest--
05.13.15 | it's not you just have shit taste |
Friday13th
05.13.15 | People can be pretentious, but a style of music can't be...unless it's like "cure-for-cancer-core" haha |
PotsyTater
05.13.15 | 95% of these are shit |
romulanrancor
05.13.15 | That is impossible, There are 6 albums here |
ti0n
05.13.15 | "pretentious"
talks about metalcore |
guitarded_chuck
05.13.15 | i just hate how everyone doesnt have the same taste as me
why are you all pretentious
Kappa |
PotsyTater
05.13.15 | i dont math so good
1 of them doesnt suck dicks |
Sevengill
05.13.15 | Pretentious is like, the troll word of the century. By accusing others of being pretentious, you're probably trying to draw attention to your authenticity, which is pretty pretentious in itself. |
PotsyTater
05.13.15 | word the fuck up |
Sevengill
05.13.15 | preemuch |
BMFD4567
05.13.15 | "Silent Planet, Invent Animate, Fit For A King, and Northlane"
Northlane? really? Dude, people aren't being pretentious when they say they don't like them. I, for instance, love TDEP, Botch, Converge etc. and personally regard them as the best of the best because they transformed metalcore and took the genre to its highest peaks.
I hate northlane and bands like them not because I'm too busy sucking Kurt Ballou's (probably majestic) penis but because they're boring and offensively untalented. Have you heard the new northlane tracks? fuuuuck. |
YakNips
05.13.15 | only pretentious people use the word pretentious and i am using the word pretentious thrice in this sentence |
Balerion
05.13.15 | The word pretentious gets thrown around this website like a fucking Frisbee |
Sevengill
05.13.15 | but I enjoy frisbee |
Sevengill
05.13.15 | (double post) |
RVAHC13
05.13.15 | The people on this site aren't different from people on any other site, just stick to the literary side and stay away from the comments and it's all the more informative |
Keyblade
05.13.15 | yeah people sometimes forget this is a review site |
Mort.
05.13.15 | "This might come across as whiny, but I just hate how Sputnik in general only appreciates Converge and TDEP as the only good metalcore"
Go on the all time charts for metalcore and see how there is more bands than just those 2 with high average and a fair amount of votes then leave the site or stop posting stupid shit |
TooManyFriends
05.13.15 | Front pedo step ew |
djentsy
05.13.15 | pls |
LambsBread
05.13.15 | "Sput isn't really that pretentious at all
We just don't like fuckboys"
that sure explains why 99/100 users is a fuck boy |
LambsBread
05.13.15 | also 4 is the most pretentious album/artist of our generation and is like fuck boy breast milk |
PotsyTater
05.13.15 | "hat sure explains why 99/100 users is a fuck boy"
not really. i could list most of the true fuccboi's off the top of my head
the big players in that fuccboi game being oltan and gayvy obvs |
Gameofmetal
05.13.15 | for fucks sake
NIGGA YOU DO YOU, I DO ME, EVERYONE DOES THEMSELVES |
chinesewhispers
05.13.15 | "that sure explains why 99/100 users is a fuck boy"
Oh no StansBread strikes again |
Cygnatti
05.13.15 | sput could kill to be more pretentious tbh |
ArsMoriendi
05.13.15 | I prefer the word portentous honestly. It's very foreboding! |
PotsyTater
05.13.15 | good word |
Snake.
05.13.15 | so you're just mad because we don't think the shitty mxc bands that you like are good? lol |
trvvve
05.13.15 | djentcore + kanye = brain tumor |
trvvve
05.13.15 | you're too nice
2/10 at best |
radkeronnie
05.13.15 | list made because phxc and metalcore fukbois r mad that emmure's highest avg is 2.9 |
radkeronnie
05.13.15 | yeah my username is radkeronnie someone fucking take me on kick my ass i need someone to fight i'll take the melonade if i have to |
radkeronnie
05.13.15 | yeah maybe i did this to myself
yeah maybe i should have thought of the consequences of branding myself with the name of a misogynistic sexist trashy white metalcore rapper
people make mistakes |
radkeronnie
05.13.15 | forgive me I HAVEokflsdjoFIFFAAAIIIILLELEEEDDDDD
RAPE HAPPENS FOR A REASON
FRONT PORCH STEP ON WARPED TOUR 2015 |
radkeronnie
05.13.15 | I SUPPORT JAKE MCELFRESH
HE WAS LONELY
HE MADE MISTAKES
JUST LIKE ME
JUST LIKE RONNIE HE'S HUMAN
HE WAS JUST LONELY |
radkeronnie
05.13.15 | Is Everyone On Sputnik Judgmental?
I can't believe how judgemental everyone is on here. Everytime I make a list, people ridicule it, and tell me i'm stupid, don't know music, i'm just a kid, i should re evaluate my life. Music is supposed to bring people together and be a positive, beautiful thing! Not randomly hate on someone for their opinions. I have no clue why everyone on here is so judgmental, but it'd be nice if people could actually accept other peoples opinions other than their own and not throw insults out. So what if I like Cam Groves? he's a decent rapper, and I happen to know and admire him. So what if I like Blink-182? They mean a lot to me! You all need to realize you aren't holier than thou music gods. Your opinion is just as valid as mine.
2 Band
Song
That being said, I like taking the time out of my day to do these lists, and I
appreciate those people who are on this site not to just insult other people.
1 Song
Read the lists description. |
RVAHC13
05.13.15 | rip melonade |
carved
05.13.15 | there needs to be a standard around here, so pretentiousness is actually the best thing happening to this site. since alot of the users here have good taste, the pretentiousness upholds the quality of music to be found |
radkeronnie
05.13.15 | "i were a fookin droog addick"
Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.
If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.
So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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Royl123
05.13.15 | Djentsy, Why so serious? |
OwMySnauze
05.13.15 | 1= pedo tunage |
Skoj
05.13.15 | WHATS THAT
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY JAZZ VINYLS AND ART COLLECTION
UNCULTURED FUCKS |
omnipanzer
05.14.15 | 4 5 and 6 are not good. |
someguest
05.14.15 | Educated, having good taste =/= pretentious |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | I'm an absolute sucker for good acoustic music about breakups and love as feminine as it sounds. This and FPS are at the top of the alternative acoustic game as of now, this album is great. |
demigod!
05.14.15 | wtf is going on |
Mort.
05.14.15 | Radkeronnie is posting memes it would seem. |
botb
05.14.15 | I love metalcore just not shit tier metalcore |
someguest
05.14.15 | There hasn't been a good metalcore release in about eight or nine years. |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | I love metalcore just not shit tier metalcore |
Trebor.
05.14.15 | I've been A1 since day 1 ya'll niggas boo boo |
Slut
05.14.15 | I'm A fuck boy and I'm proud |
chinesewhispers
05.14.15 | "There hasn't been a good metalcore release in about eight or nine years."
Not the biggest metalcore fan but def don't agree with this |
Slut
05.14.15 | Yeah whoever said that probably isn't looking for it |
Sevengill
05.14.15 | "I'm an absolute sucker for good acoustic music about breakups and love as feminine as it sounds."
Right, because men aren't allowed to have emotions. I feel nothing...I am a machine. |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | "Yeah whoever said that probably isn't looking for it"
u know damn well who said it
stand up to someguest
defend ur genre |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | Right, because men aren't allowed to have emotions. I feel nothing...I am a machine. |
someguest
05.14.15 | "Yeah whoever said that probably isn't looking for it"
nope |
toomuchtestosterone
05.14.15 | The only emotion I have is MANLINESS. As I speak I'm curling 300 lbs, eating a double cheeseburger, racking a line of coke, chugging a fifth of Jack, listening to Cryptopsy........ and commenting on a Sputnik list |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | "babe calm tf down yr flaming people too hard"
i have no chill okay |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | "The only emotion I have is MANLINESS. As I speak I'm curling 300 lbs, eating a double cheeseburger, racking a line of coke, chugging a fifth of Jack, listening to Cryptopsy........ and commenting on a Sputnik list"
u get it |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America. |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn't ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to passionate make out sessions under the star lit sky, dry humping, fondling each others naughty parts inducing orgasms, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions.
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toomuchtestosterone
05.14.15 | Wtf? |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | 10/10 quality thread, an emotional rollercoaster that kept me on the edge of my seat the entire time. I laughed, I cried, I learned 42 new ways to season and cook a pork shoulder. Truly a new standard has been set that all future threads will be held in comparison to.
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radkeronnie
05.14.15 | someone BAN ME PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | deviant fiGHT ME |
Sevengill
05.14.15 | I'm just here to gay things up. |
Royl123
05.14.15 | radkeronnie kiSS ME |
toomuchtestosterone
05.14.15 | I don't know what's going on. I don't know why I care |
Sevengill
05.14.15 | because shipping |
Funeralopolis
05.14.15 | "I came across your profile and was quite enamored by such an articulate and heavenly blessed beauty. I would be kicking myself if I didn't ask, so I was wondering if you would accept an engagement of witty banter between two intellectuals? Of course this "engagement" may start off as purely platonic but my sensual desires will most likely guide our cohesive unity down more erotic, lascivious, and sexual paths that will include but are not limited to passionate make out sessions under the star lit sky, dry humping, fondling each others naughty parts inducing orgasms, and an abundance of new uncharted sexual positions where I assert my pure dominance in establishing a realm of absolute sovereignty in your nether regions."
This sounds like a review for a deftones album
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radkeronnie
05.14.15 | "no fuck you he's mine"
i am only loyal to u my love |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | "This sounds like a review for a deftones album"
maybe a sputnik-chino moreno fan fiction lmfao |
someguest
05.14.15 | "I'm just here to gay things up."
you're late |
Sevengill
05.14.15 | goddammit someguest why you popping my bubble |
someguest
05.14.15 | It's what I do. |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | now kiss |
someguest
05.14.15 | Idk if you wanna do that my butt's pretty hairy |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | oh. |
Sevengill
05.14.15 | This cooled off in a hurry. |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | i went to have sex with melonade sorry |
Sevengill
05.14.15 | was it good at least? |
Snake.
05.14.15 | i hate you all |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | "was it good at least?"
sublime |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | "i hate you all"
we don't need ur negativity this is a place of love |
Archelirion
05.14.15 | What the fook happened here? |
Intothepit
05.14.15 | Has anyone ever had a mmf threesome and DPed a bitch, only to accidentally have your balls touch the other guys? |
radkeronnie
05.14.15 | "lets change the subject I wanna bring up how runaway is the only good song on mbdtf any other opinions on that"
gorgeous> |