Jordan M.

Reviews 144
Approval 95%

Soundoffs 8
News Articles 57
Band Edits + Tags 267
Album Edits 247

Album Ratings 1485
Objectivity 84%

Last Active 05-01-20 6:11 am
Joined 02-24-14

Review Comments 157

12.07.19 another 51 for 201906.08.19 i'm still here
11.30.18 premature listiculation 2018 05.30.18 28 Songs for the Sophisticated Fuccboi
12.25.17 the war on christmas12.08.17 Arcade's 2017: 51 Albums.
07.30.17 bad list 05.21.17 it's happening again.
12.13.16 Arcade's 2016: 51 Albums. 12.12.16 am i the only one who still care about
07.04.16 Hung Up.02.23.16 two.
12.22.15 Arcade's 2015: Albums09.14.15 Put Your Onions Out
02.14.15 St. Jerome's Laneway Festival - 8/2/1512.02.14 Arcade's 2014: Albums.
06.27.14 Arcade's Top 10 06.10.14 "Control Myself" - A Pearl Jam Mixtape
More »

Put Your Onions Out

Australian Prime Minister and general fuck nugget Tony Abbott has been ousted as leader of the Libs 54-44 in favour of Malcom Turnbull, who's only marginally less shit than his predecessor for supporting gay marriage et al. In the coming weeks we're going to see the full implications of this spill realized- in the meantime, here's a collection of Tony's greatest moments
1The Smith Street Band
Wipe That Shit-Eating Grin Off Your Punchable Face

Tony once made the astute claim that, "nobody... however smart, however well-educated, however experienced... is the suppository of all wisdom," which is true. nobody *can* be the suppository of all wisdom. (

Tony once ate an onion. i'm not entirely sure why he did that. (
3Chet Faker
Built on Glass

Tony makes some insensitive remarks about the nature of war ("shit happens") and isn't sure how to react when quizzed upon it (
Highway to Hell

Tony decides that the most appropriate response to give to a woman forced into sex work to afford healthcare is a wink and a lick of the lips (
5DZ Deathrays

Tony threatens to "shirtfront" judo expert Vladimir Putin, which is basically what we call a shoulder-charge in our bizarre version of football (
6Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
Let Love In

Tony states Fiona Scott's key strength as politician is, "sex appeal". (
7Cold Chisel
Circus Animals

Tony calls Canada, "Canadia". (
9The Living End
Roll On

Tony pontificates on immigration, noting how, "Jesus knew that... everyone had a place... and some people's place was to not come to Australia". Tony was born in the UK. (
10Destroyer 666
Unchain the Wolves

Tony gets roasted by Today host and noted tosser Karl Stefanovic, which is an embarrassment unto itself (
11Tame Impala

BONUS: Agricultural minister and noted gaffe espouser Barnaby Joyce made headlines earlier this year when he threatened to kill Johnny Depp's dogs. I could provide numerous gaffe-tastic vids but honestly the bizarre situation is best surmised by John Oliver in this 6-minute rundown (
Show/Add Comments (25)


Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Site Copyright 2005-2023
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy