Ryus
09.13.23 | ? |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.13.23 | tbh 3 weetabix in a bowl or go home |
Ryus
09.13.23 | please translate your comment to american |
pizzamachine
09.13.23 | Sometimes I eat both Kit Kits at the same time 😏 |
Ryus
09.13.23 | damn |
Pikazilla
09.13.23 | do you pee and poop at the same time |
Deez
09.13.23 | Yes, was awkward af knowing I couldnt suck my belly enough for it to be covered by a straight 1 on 1 and now there was someone with angles and shit |
Ryus
09.13.23 | damn |
someone
09.13.23 | yeah, but group sex in my experience is rather awkward unless everyone fucks everyone. straight group sex is boring. |
Ryus
09.13.23 | yeah thats what i think |
ShadowRemains
09.13.23 | someone link the recspecs thread where he had a foursome with two other dudes, that was a classic |
ShadowRemains
09.13.23 | nvm i'll just do it: https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=110711 |
Hawks
09.13.23 | LMAOOOOOO |
Ryus
09.13.23 | i will be the only man involved |
ShadowRemains
09.13.23 | one of the greatest comment threads in sputnik history no cap |
Rolling Girl
09.13.23 | Yes. Very enjoyable |
Demon of the Fall
09.13.23 | of course not, we all nerds here right?
although I imagine what someone said is probably true 😆 |
Demon of the Fall
09.13.23 | at least 3 good artists here btw |
Hyperion1001
09.13.23 | almost one time, but decided not to at the last minute and it was probably a good decision lmao. |
Deez
09.13.23 | Bad enough having to get my little acorn dicks out Infront of one woman never mind 2 |
Hyperion1001
09.13.23 | dicks? |
Deez
09.13.23 | Shit, outed |
Ryus
09.13.23 | lmao |
Demon of the Fall
09.13.23 | quantity over quality
I guess you never can have too many dicks |
Demon of the Fall
09.13.23 | surely it’d be an advantage if there were several more orifices to fill |
botb
09.13.23 | I’m not convinced half of this sites users know what it’s like to feel the touch of another person altogether tbh |
Ryus
09.13.23 | im trying to drown out all the incels with this list |
Demon of the Fall
09.13.23 | I accept that I’m absolutely terrible at talking to women (okay, people in general). Fortunately my wife doesn’t think so somehow |
tinathefatlard
09.13.23 | botb got it right, it’s a neckbeard nest all the way through. |
Havey
09.13.23 | nah me and my fellow twilight force fans are uniquely oppressed and ridiculed on this site. we need to rise up |
PitchforkArms
09.13.23 | a more apt question for sput would be "have you ever had sex before?" |
AlexKzillion
09.13.23 | sexual intercourse involving more than two people sounds smelly |
PussyGetter
09.13.23 | I can’t remember the last time there weren’t at least two girls involved |
Ryus
09.13.23 | very amusing alt sonic |
pizzamachine
09.13.23 | Lmao |
Ryus
09.13.23 | it’s funny bc he is a virgin |
Trebor.
09.13.23 | Yeah, with your mom and your dad |
PussyGetter
09.13.23 | Well im definitely not this sonic guy cause I ain’t no virgin |
ToSmokMuzyki
09.13.23 | bruh do u have any idea know how much pussy the force of twilight has spread around |
Demon of the Fall
09.13.23 | someone call cat’s protection pronto |
Ryus
09.13.23 | "bruh do u have any idea know how much pussy the force of twilight has spread around"
teehee |
CugnoBrasso
09.13.23 | Does prison count |
Ryus
09.13.23 | yes
thank you everyone for your great advice! |
cvlts
09.13.23 | almost last halloween. i was sober that month and my girlfriend, who rarely drinks, got pretty hammered that night while we were out clubbing with a large group. she really wanted to with an acquaintance of ours but just felt wrong when she was that inebriated. |
CugnoBrasso
09.13.23 | Took part in many onesomes |
Ryus
09.13.23 | @cvlts yeah that was the right move lol. do you think anything will come of it in the future? |
cvlts
09.13.23 | honestly it was a big hassle that took months of communication to figure out and maneuver through. it was always something we joked about until that point. we can look back at it now and laugh but, yeah, decided it probably wasn't for us. |
bellovddd
09.13.23 | I like to switch hands whilst masturbating.. does that count? |
Goodolboy
09.13.23 | I had one with your mom and Aunt few weeks ago. Your aunt was better your mother was... decent. 5/10 prob wouldn't again |
robertsona
09.13.23 | oh! Ryus you silly! |
CugnoBrasso
09.13.23 | Made a ménage à trois with two friends of mine but they ended up having sex with each other and I played mario kart 8 deluxe online |
Ryus
09.13.23 | answer the question bobert |
Deez
09.13.23 | honestly it was a big hassle that took months of communication to figure out and maneuver through. it was always something we joked about until that point. we can look back at it now and laugh but, yeah, decided it probably wasn't for us.'
Thats what she tells you |
ArsMoriendi
09.13.23 | Who hasn’t tbh |
Frost15
09.13.23 | Fuck threesomes and every lustful act against the will of the one and only God.
On a serious note though, fuck threesomes. I never liked the idea of having more than one partner for that, not a single bit. I can't have sex with someone I don't love, and I can't love more than one person at a time so... I guess I'm a hopeless romantic. Threesomes always look like bands experimenting with three/four guitar players or two drummers or shit like that. 99.99% its unnecesary and lead to identity problems and lack of focus, which is exactly how I see people who normally engage in such "enterprises" |
PussyGetter
09.13.23 | Frost is a virgin |
Ryus
09.13.23 | i like the idea |
pizzamachine
09.13.23 | I’m a one lady at a time guy 😎 |
chemicalmarriage
09.13.23 | Most who jam Dying Fetus live the menage lifestyle hard |
PussyGetter
09.13.23 | I like my women like I like my steak three at a time |
Ryus
09.13.23 | m/m/m/m/ |
Frost15
09.13.23 | "Frost is a virgin" Should I now post ur mum jokes or...?
All hail romanticism! Most metal thing m/ m/ |
pizzamachine
09.13.23 | Fucking women is overrated fucking aliens is lit on god |
Frost15
09.13.23 | Fuck porn, fuck threesomes, fuck religions, fuck civilization.
Aliens please do come and target this asylum planet (ФwФ)
m/m/m/!! |
ArsMoriendi
09.13.23 | Don’t knock it til you try it |
Ryus
09.13.23 | i dont like porn but threesomes are cool |
Frost15
09.13.23 | ^America is so fucked up man... Too many American Pie, Scary Movie and Hollywood priming to destroy the soul. No wonder religion is so prevalent there. So much trauma around. |
RogueNine
09.13.23 | Pretty sure Rob Zombie wrote a song about the alien thing. |
bananatossing
09.13.23 | Never a threesome per se, but more like kissing, touching and oral with two women. Didn't feel awkward at all, but then again there was no actual penetration so maybe that's why. |
Ryus
09.13.23 | sounds lit |
Dewinged
09.13.23 | Sounds like you tossed your banana around.
SORRY. |
Wildcardbitchesss
09.13.23 | “Frost is a virgin”
- PussyGetter
Hell yeah dude |
bananatossing
09.14.23 | LOL @Dewinged XD |
Deez
09.14.23 | Never a threesome per se, but more like kissing, touching and oral with two women. Didn't feel awkward at all, but then again there was no actual penetration so maybe that's why.'
Excellent, I just got my first semi on in years. |
evilford
09.14.23 | I've never had a threesome but one time at the strip club this couple asked my ex if we wanted to have a foursome. I interjected and declined on her behalf |
Spec
09.14.23 | Was at a bar once with an ex and an older woman sat with us, paid for our drinks and invited us to hot tub at her place. I don’t remember which one of us declined but something felt a little off. |
JayEnder
09.14.23 | Nope but a cute blonde girl smiled at me the other day at the gas station and I felt pretty good about it. |
PotsyTater
09.14.23 | “No but one time my cat laid on my arm while I was jerking off to a picture of my ex so that was pretty close”
-this whole thread |
Wildcardbitchesss
09.14.23 | Damn pots you got that much action?
nice |
Jasdevi087
09.14.23 | Frost15 itt gunning to be the first human being to achieve the zerosome |
Frost15
09.14.23 | Hehe gotta love americans... |
Jasdevi087
09.14.23 | how many deathspell omega 5s are we betting on this dude having? |
Havey
09.14.23 | First: You should judge the music you fucking
snowflakes. If you want to critizice the
band's political views or whatever do it on
forums but the score is for the music.
Second: Like Lvxfra said I hope you all don't
buy to big companies or give most death metal
albums good scores. You collaborate with way
worse things than a band with fash interviews
from 20 years ago or a degenerate obsessed
with Lolita themed porn, yet you choose to be
very conscious and vocal about this
because you've been brainwashed to believe you
live in a free, nice and caring system so you
have to virtue signaling your compromise with
its mantenance. Soon you'll realize
how stupid you are...
Third: That being said this could be their
weakest album in a long time. Need to give it
more spins |
Frost15
09.14.23 | I want to take this chance to apologize... TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY!
I stand by every word I said, although after giving that album more spins nothing changed, it's their worst and I'm not listening to it ever again. Thanks for the quoute monsieur Havey.
|
JesperL
09.14.23 | is a threesome like an ajr or? |
someone
09.14.23 | it's when you want to free the boys, but not all the boys, so you advocate only to freesome of the boys |
Demon of the Fall
09.14.23 | I don't always agree with Frost's views, but what he said here is certainly not worthy of ridicule. In fact, I'd argue it's tragic that anyone would seek to belittle him |
Jasdevi087
09.14.23 | sure man, you don't have to like having sex with more than one person at a time
but the way he said it and everything he said after that is absolutely worthy of making fun of him for lol |
Demon of the Fall
09.14.23 | I mean some of it got a little erm... weird, yeah. The initial point was mostly fine though, whatever his reasons are |
Frost15
09.14.23 | I don't mind anyone making fun of me (more specifically my ideas). The absurdity of existence and antagonistically driven purposes can only mean this is all an ininteligible tragicomedy, so sometimes it's good to just laugh, even though most times we don't really know what we are laughing at... |
Jasdevi087
09.14.23 | with that in mind though demon, it did kinda feel like he was then projecting his reasons for not being interested onto other people's reasons for being interested in them |
Frost15
09.14.23 | We are all projecting either by self experience or observation. This neo-psychology trend of calling out discordant ideas as projections intending to, thus, discredit them or lowering their value is pretty laughable but... this is in itself a projection so let's laugh again |
Demon of the Fall
09.14.23 | true Jas, I definitely didn't agree with the last line - well, there may be some correlation re a lack of 'focus' (who knows) but I'm not sure many studies have been conducted in this area, lol
I'd say this was speculative, at best |
Frost15
09.14.23 | Indeed demon, speculation by observation, but who knows man....who knows... |
Demon of the Fall
09.14.23 | I'm indulging in the seemingly discordant idea of defending you here |
Frost15
09.14.23 | Imagine defending a crypto fash, anti-vaxxer, crazy mofo on music forums... The world these days... |
Jasdevi087
09.14.23 | "This neo-psychology trend of calling out discordant ideas as projections intending to, thus, discredit them or lowering their value is pretty laughable but..."
homie did you just try to discredit the process of... inferencing? |
ToSmokMuzyki
09.14.23 | damn what the fuck happened to this wholesome thread |
Frost15
09.14.23 | I need to ask ChatGPT because I don't even trust my brain capacities in such elevated levels of conscious conversation. |
Jasdevi087
09.14.23 | "damn what the fuck happened to this wholesome thread"
me |
Frost15
09.14.23 | "damn what the fuck happened to this wholesome thread"
Human beings.
But we are having a pseudo-intellectual threesome now so I would say this has aged quite interestingly, given the original inquiry has lead to the consummation of its subject of analysis in an unexpected way... |
ToSmokMuzyki
09.14.23 | well indubitably. i would posit it has progressed quite handsomely into a profitable venture of which the globe has yet to observe more thoroughly regarding her majesty's cognescence and inquiry |
Frost15
09.14.23 | This the lexical and written expression quality requirements I expect from "sputbros" no doubt. Maybe someday we'll inspire a new Inquisition album's title. |
ToSmokMuzyki
09.14.23 | thou art un poseur
in illis nucibus exsorbe |
Ryus
09.14.23 | thread did not take the turn i was expecting it to |
ToSmokMuzyki
09.14.23 | my favourite part was telling frost to suck my nuts |
Winesburgohio
09.15.23 | On the whole I prefer dining Korean. Succulent Tteok-Bokki? That's just the appetizer b*tch. We're talking squid on a bed of fragrant rice, bulgogi, tripe stew: that's the orgiastic feast for the senses you really want, |
Deez
09.15.23 | I like asian chicks too |
TheArtofTheGanja
09.15.23 | I’ve had threesomes. with two dudes, multiple times. spit roasted |
Jasdevi087
09.15.23 | would you recommend it? |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.15.23 | would like to apologise for my lack of faith in this thread
the gates have opened lfg |
Ryus
09.15.23 | "I’ve had threesomes. with two dudes, multiple times. spit roasted"
living the dream |
ArsMoriendi
09.15.23 | Real question is has anyone ever been to a large orgy
|
Winesburgohio
10.02.23 | Painful relationship dissolution: extremely bad
Ménage à trois with lovely Turkish couple at the local gay sauna: quite good |
pizzamachine
10.02.23 | I don’t mean to brag but I’ve had sex before |
Winesburgohio
10.02.23 | Miscreant and godless. If your penis ever 'hardens'? Huge red flag |
Colton38
10.02.23 | what possessed ryus to make this list |
pizzamachine
10.02.23 | Hornyness |
bellovddd
10.02.23 | very moist list. |
Ryus
10.02.23 | “what possessed ryus to make this list”
itll be happening in a few weeks. will update |
robertsona
10.02.23 | longest yeah boy in the history of sputnikmusic |
Emim
10.02.23 | I once used tresemmé shampoo |
ramon.
10.03.23 | every new Frost15 comment on this thread feels like a fresh hot flaming spar of oak getting lobbed at mach speed straight into my frontal lobe |
Ryus
10.03.23 | in a good way i hope |
robertsona
10.03.23 | Frost put this thread on ice |
Winesburgohio
10.03.23 | in fairness when he said "This neo-psychology trend of calling out discordant ideas as projections intending to, thus, discredit them or lowering their value is pretty laughable" i Felt That |
iHaveSex
10.03.23 | Hell yeah now you’re speaking my language |
CugnoBrasso
10.03.23 | Lmao! |
ramon.
10.04.23 | "in a good way i hope"
expanding my horizons, whether i like it or not |
Cygnatti
10.04.23 | Yea |
Ryus
10.05.23 | hell yeah |
Dedes
10.11.23 | Idk much about threesomes but there are some integral rules to abide by in any sexual interaction-
Drink a lot of milk beforehand. Your bones will need to be sturdy and fortified to handle the upcoming strain.
Play soothing music. The recommended playlist is Mac Miller, Juice World, and Wormrot.
Don't forget woman value and are greatly aroused by intellect. Start espousing flat earth theories as soon as sexual engagement is a possibility and she'll be primed for your meat wagon in no time. |
Dedes
10.11.23 | Oh this already happened
Forget everything I said |
pizzamachine
10.11.23 | It’s okay I forget everything |
Ryus
10.11.23 | hell yeah milk |
zaruyache
10.11.23 | "and Wormrot"
this part isn't wrong tho. |
SomeCallMeTim
10.11.23 | if im single I'd maybe consider it, but would be more likely to be a spur of the moment thing and maybe involving mushrooms ha. couldn't imagine doing it with a partner im committed with |
robertsona
10.11.23 | Mac Miller is a must |
MetalMarcJK
10.11.23 | Lately, I’ve been buying the generic wax beans. I peel of the label...I can’t even tell the difference! |
Ryus
10.11.23 | we have NOT bottomed out |
ramon.
10.11.23 | is that an observation or a premise |
pizzamachine
10.11.23 | A promise |