Ryus: top 50 rock bands of all time (objective)

Ryus 02.01.23	this list is authoritative, definitive, didactic, and absolute [2] "oh that isn't rock" "oh they're mid" dont care
SomeCallMeTim 02.01.23	objectively wrong for not including CAN
Ryus 02.01.23	can gets an honorable mention. im not familiar enough with all their work but they could potentially be here
GhandhiLion 02.01.23	Some based picks here.
GhandhiLion 02.01.23	Including Royal Trux is a surprising choice, despite Twin infinities being one of my favourite albums.
Ryus 02.01.23	twin infinitives was one of those formative albums for me. went from hating it to loving it so quickly that i surprised myself. and they have some great stuff beyond that album as well
GhandhiLion 02.01.23	Black Tambourine are a meme band though.
GhandhiLion 02.01.23	Yeah they have some other great stuff, but Twin Infinitives towers over the rest of their discography. I probably value bands that release great albums consistently more than you, still a based pick though.
Colton 02.01.23	where is Lil Yachty
Ryus 02.01.23	https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1037980&listid=173982 prescient
Ryus 02.01.23	@ghandhi yeah a lot of these artists just have 1 or 2 releases that are really important to me. i am a notorious failure at finishing/semi-finishing discogs so thats part of the reason lol
ffs 02.01.23	list got me on the edge of the ape oven
JohnnyoftheWell 02.02.23	Modest Mouse at 2 is enough of a meme that you might as well have gone for Muse or Kyary Pamyu Pamyu + AnCo placement is major self-delusion points Otherwise this can fuck. Mmm. Surprised to see Medicine so high!!
combustion07 02.02.23	I expected a list with 50 classic rock bands. I am pleasantly surprised by a nice, diverse list. Lots of awesome picks here along with some I've been meaning to get around to checking out
GhandhiLion 02.02.23	anco is fair if we are going by peaks and ignore the 10s
Mort. 02.02.23	polvo and unwound are 2 and 1
ArsMoriendi 02.02.23	Ew The Smiths, but that’s to be expected since I know you’re a big fan I feel like we sync up better with non-rock hmmm
Ryus 02.02.23	this is very lightly ranked beyond the top ~10 ish not a bad take mort
evilford 02.02.23	Immolation m//////
DominionMM1 02.02.23	well you got ehg here so that’s good
granitenotebook 02.02.23	where the fuck are the all american rejects
neekafat 02.02.23	“(Objcetive)” wheres paramore then huh
Ryus 02.02.23	i will take them into consideration next time
JohnnyoftheWell 02.02.23	every single one of the new paramore singles is a separate strike out against consideration "where the fuck are the all american rejects" address this one though, or no feature
Ryus 02.02.23	i would never trade my dignity for a feature
Emim 02.02.23	buckcherry doesn't even get a mention huh
Snake. 02.02.23	17 pog
evilford 02.02.23	Voivod m/
StormChaser 02.02.23	wow ryus your definition of rock is like so cool
IsisScript80 02.02.23	Here's some good (objective) rockin' an' a rollin'!
evilford 02.02.23	It has gorguts, list checks out
StormChaser 02.02.23	i wanna be inclusive like this to have a MBV and Darkthrone album on the same list, so enligthened
evilford 02.02.23	Based pilled yeah
Avagantamos 02.02.23	1. linkin park 2. isis
dedex 02.02.23	cool list, love to see Beat Happening and Drive Like Jehu
Demon of the Fall 02.02.23	If this was a list of actual rock, rock would in fact be a good genre cool
rhinocerosmilk 02.02.23	Im imagining that people who don't like rock N roll hear all the classics like it's Two Sides of the Moon.
Ryus 02.02.23	remember this list is objective so any quibbles you have with it are wrong
fogza 02.02.23	from the little i've seen of ryus, i'm surprised to see no whitesnake on here
Ryus 02.02.23	idk what that is but i have a feeling it isnt good
fogza 02.02.23	there's something beautiful about the idea of a life lived without hearing whitesnake
IsisScript80 02.02.23	^ Not more than a life lived hearing Whitesnake... OBJECTIVELY the greatest hair metal band EVARRR!
IsisScript80 02.02.23	"idk what that is but i have a feeling it isnt good" Oh, and I'm pretty sure it's just named after singer David Coverdale's dick, BTW. So whether it's "good" or not, is purely up for debate.
DoofDoof 02.02.23	some good some bad some happy some sad
mkmusic1995 02.02.23	Damn dude, where's that sweet FFDP
fogza 02.02.23	stay together
fogza 02.02.23	i feel like if you're punching people with five fingers that implies your fist is open in which case it should be five finger death thrust, point is it's a bad name on many levels
IsisScript80 02.02.23	Five Finger Bitchslap
Demon of the Fall 02.02.23	Four Fingers & A Thump
Demon of the Fall 02.02.23	I did actually debate this for five seconds on my lonesome once (before deciding it wasn't even important enough for the internet), but thanks fogza... I was amused.
mkmusic1995 02.02.23	Four Finger Dick Pull
MillionDead 02.02.23	Some great taste on display here. Love a lot of these records, though I'd hesitate to call some of this "rock". lol
onionbubs 02.02.23	r.e.m. probably tops my list now. adore that band
fogza 02.02.23	my primary goals are to make good omelettes and amuse demon, so my life is pretty much sorted now
Ryus 02.02.23	good choice onion
sonictheplumber 02.02.23	i like 28 of these
Ryus 02.02.23	ill take it
GhandhiLion 02.02.23	Why no medicine rating
Ryus 02.02.23	i mostly just rate stuff on rym these days
Hyperion1001 02.02.23	rock on brother
Ryus 02.03.23	em slash
z00sh 02.03.23	unwound numero uno m///
StormChaser 02.03.23	whitesnake are so washed they played in my town TWICE in the last 20 years and nobody ever comes here