TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | #hate |
GnarlyShillelagh
01.23.14 | don't fuck with me i break lists like it's nothing |
climactic
01.23.14 | #hashtag |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | #shotsfired #olivegarden #basementwater |
Hyperion1001
01.23.14 | satan or evil are the only acceptable ideologies of BM not food bearing trees |
PunchforPunch
01.23.14 | swee |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | if it's not from the era where churches were burnt and people were killed then it ain't bm. We're not here to hold your hands, we're here to oppress.
Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side............ |
VermTheInquisitor
01.23.14 | Blackgaze, cradle, dimmu, kverlertak and ne obliviscaris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tr00 BLACK METAL |
VermTheInquisitor
01.23.14 | lolololololololololololololo |
Hyperion1001
01.23.14 | only satan is real
only death is welcome
life is pain
poseurs are scum
hail black death |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | Acceptable topics for bm. Hatred, misanthropy, abhorrence, malevolence, blasphemy,satan, lucifer, beezlebub, fucking, anal with a cross, naked nuns, vast wilderness.
"shoots lighting bolts from fingertips" |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | Your precious god Dumbledore has been corrupted from within and is doomed to live eternally as a puppet for the dark lord Satan. |
PunchforPunch
01.23.14 | heil blazebirth hall m/ |
VermTheInquisitor
01.23.14 | Blackgaze, cradle, dimmu, kverlertak and ne obliviscaris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tr00 BLACK METAL, duh |
TheBarber
01.23.14 | REEEL FOCKING COLD - Fenriz |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | Verm you are a piece of scum who's about to be penetrated by the grotesque member of Satan. |
MoosechriS
01.23.14 | Hail to the dark lord and black metal of trvth m/ |
Hyperion1001
01.23.14 | worship eternal blackness |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | Another brave, venerable knight welcomed into the brotherhood of Satan. Here are your spiked armguards, breastplate and shinguards. |
VermTheInquisitor
01.23.14 | Verm you are a piece of scum who's about to be penetrated by the grotesque member of Satan.
Power metal knights, inquisitor and crusaders who adore god and his son jesus > black metal atheists bronies, alcest is harder than you |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | I would say you've been brainwashed but that's certainly a distinct level of falseness that you possess. I would say that you were born false and will die false and I'm 100% sure that's the case. |
Crysis
01.23.14 | KRIEG m/m/m/m/m/ |
VermTheInquisitor
01.23.14 | U mad slender ? lol,let me calm you down with the love of jesus and a beer crafted by a power metal knight and inquistor like me |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | The brave black metal knights are gearing up for an epic battle...a patrol of Blastoise cover the low ground, prepared to quench the oppositions thirst for justice and world love. The skies are patrolled by the elite Charizard division, a tactical unit designe dto incinerate horn rimmed glasses, facial hair and cardigans. |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | A Zapos is perched above the power plant, prepared to douse the crowd with thunderbolts and drill pecks. |
PunchforPunch
01.23.14 | zapdos* |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | Meanwhile Raticates keep the ground floor clean, mercilessly biting the ankles of the elegantly disheveled. |
VermTheInquisitor
01.23.14 | Dude we have mew, suicune, articuno, celebi, rayquaza, kyogre and more. Power metal knights and good christians of the worldare going to eat the rotten and evil flesh of leviathan, behemothn and ziz |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | We have Houndoom, Haunter, Gengar, Alakazam, Gyarados, Onix and Mewtwo. Game over. |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | Speaking of...
The lone group of survivors band together and find sanctuary in what appears to be a impregnable Walking Dead-esque compound. But as soon as they get comfortable a rumbling sound emerges....Digletts and Dugtrios burst up from the ground, fucking shit up to an unprecedented level. Arcanines,Ninetales, Vulpixes and Moltres ascend from the fiery abyss below, bringing in hellish heat and unrepetant fires that threaten to burn down the building. Alakazams and Kadabras suddenly teleport into the room and Haunters, Ghastlys and Gengars emerge from the deep shadows within the compound...hope is lost. Satan wins. |
VermTheInquisitor
01.23.14 | Suicune destroys onyx easily, mew destroys mewtwo. Haunter has low hp. Pikachu can destroy a gyarados considering that pikachu is effective against water and flying pokemon and the legendary ones rapes the rest. |
ButteryBiscuitBass
01.23.14 | HAIL |
VermTheInquisitor
01.23.14 | Besides we have blaziken, tyranitar, dialga,ditto and sudowoodo |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | Cool story bro, I can do the same thing and pick pokemon that effectively renders your pro light pokemon useless.
Four battered lone survivors ascend from the wreckage and begin their journey to the sea. A Lapras appears to give them ferry transport and to tend to their wounds before catapulting them off into the deep end of the ocean to get stung brutally by Tentacools and Tentacruel. |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | We have Feraligatr, a one man wrecking ball. |
MO
01.23.14 | hail m/ |
VermTheInquisitor
01.23.14 | Megamium, gardevoir and wailord can defeat those silly pokemons, duh. |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | We all know Charizard will fuck up all of your minions. |
VermTheInquisitor
01.23.14 | Maybe megamium, but consider that wailord is a water type pokemon and charizard is a fire pokemon. lol. Do you want to try again slenderman ? power metal knights and christians liek me are patient enough |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | You do realize that neither side will win and that the resulting battle will end in Raganrok, don't you? |
VermTheInquisitor
01.23.14 | Yeah, and the vallhalla is for the strong and pure hearts. Odin will not admit loki followers |
TheSlenderMan
01.23.14 | Pokanarok would be sweet. |
Balerion
01.23.14 | Hail the trve black |
Relinquished
01.23.14 | I really don't mind posi in black metal but nothing good has really come from it
just posi-tively crap |
Relinquished
01.23.14 | and bruh didn't u review cold body radiation back in the day |
Thibs
01.24.14 | Jesus loves you |
TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | ALWAYS SPEND LIFE HAETING OTHERS!!!!! |
SIMBOLIC
01.24.14 | No one is as elite as willie and his avatar |
TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | Recspecs has the best avatar of dem all. |
SeaAnemone
01.24.14 | so is "elitist" just like the new "pretentious"
how long til that word loses its stupid momentum |
SIMBOLIC
01.24.14 | Not trve krieg in teh woodz |
SIMBOLIC
01.24.14 | Elitist is halfway between pretentious and purist imo |
TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | http://imgur.com/VLo685n
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TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | Purist doesn't sound like a dirty word, like how elitist does, but hey, that's what they wanna call us, go ahead. Makes no difference. |
Relinquished
01.24.14 | if purity sounds dirty I don't wanna be clean |
Azn.
01.24.14 | opinions shouldn't exist IN MY OPINION |
TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | I've gotten enough condomless blowjobs from questionable sources to be unclean for the rest of my life so I'm as happy as a pig wallowing in shit to be called a elitist. |
Rsetness9
01.24.14 | this is cute |
Rsetness9
01.24.14 | this is cute |
TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | you're cute........;) |
Cygnatti
01.24.14 | I love this thread. |
Rsetness9
01.24.14 | this is cute |
TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | We're all cute. We should all go shopping and talk about how hot Justin Timberlake was when he had the curls. |
SharkTooth
01.24.14 | Stoner rock? |
TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | not enough Hawks on dis thread. |
Hyperion1001
01.24.14 | hawks is the only real true metaller on sputnik |
Crysis
01.24.14 | http://youtu.be/hiRPc254dGE |
Hawks
01.24.14 | m/ m/ m/ |
Crysis
01.24.14 | http://youtu.be/SLVxXY6dnDs |
TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | Hawks rawks whats up my brotha |
TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns9rA0L7hRc |
Rsetness9
01.24.14 | ohh wow sorry didn't mean to spam you with "this is cute"s but my computer was acting weird |
Hyperion1001
01.24.14 | http://plug.dj/e26cbe0e/
only trve warriors can join |
Epilogue
01.24.14 | yea fuck deafheaven |
TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | Epilogue sighting, wow. All we need now is A.K to return from the shadows and we shall paint this landscape red. |
Hyperion1001
01.24.14 | all posuers on this site |
TheSlenderMan
01.24.14 | Burn the witches... |
VermTheInquisitor
01.24.14 | hawks is the only real true metaller on sputnik
Lol, metalheads don't praise gucci mane and mac miller, lol. |
Hyperion1001
01.24.14 | fuck off cunt you dont know shit |
Crysis
01.24.14 | no one has deemed themselves trve enough to join |
Hyperion1001
01.24.14 | no one is trve enough thats the problem |
Relinquished
01.24.14 | hype didn't you repetae many times that you were bored with metal |
Hyperion1001
01.24.14 | satan called me and was like yo stop being a bitch and then didnt give me a reach around |
Relinquished
01.24.14 | damn straight glad you've come back
check my ae ref |
Hyperion1001
01.24.14 | yeah i laughed
still bored with everything but BM but its experiencing a reawakening
prob cause it finally got cold as fuck here |
Hyperion1001
01.24.14 | or cause i havent listened to BM heavy for like 3 or 4 years |
parksungjoon
04.15.22 | lol |
Egarran
04.15.22 | Slow day at the office eh? |