TheSlenderMan: My Plan Failed....

TheSlenderMan 01.22.14	I still have plenty of work to do if I want to make a convincing archetypical villain on sputnik or in life.
ncguitar 01.22.14	AND IF THE DAY KEEPS GOING THIS WAY I JUST MIGHT BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE TONIGHT
TheSlenderMan 01.22.14	CAP LOCKS...YES....YES....MY YOUNG APPRENTICE.....YOU ARE A PERFECT MATCH FOR THE DARK SIDE...
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 01.22.14	a asshole a asshole a asshole
TheSlenderMan 01.22.14	ANA SSHOLE FOR ANA ASSHOLE
TheSlenderMan 01.22.14	I'm sorry Nick...... I ran out of cage rage.....now I can't even honorably commit seppuku anymore.
Relinquished 01.22.14	aw cmon on dude a coup d'etat could've been a thing
TheSlenderMan 01.22.14	At the very least I wanted to get Julius Caesared by the horde. See what happens when Intothepit, KILL, Sonic, BigHans and other great members from back in the day aren't around? Or much? Trying to live in the past hard and not digging this tranquility. Nobody's getting chewed out, no spectacular reviews, no legendary lists, the personalities are disappearing and I'm being checked by the present into "growing up".
Trebor. 01.22.14	Remember when I used to shit on new users constantly? Damn good times
someguest 01.22.14	The new users can't handle a good shit-take anymore. It would cause them to pop 15 Xanax and mope around in a haze all day.
SeaAnemone 01.22.14	list is lol butts
someguest 01.22.14	you're lolbuttz flat ass
intotheshit 01.22.14	This chick shit on my couch last night.
someguest 01.22.14	don't blow out her asshole so hard next time
intotheshit 01.22.14	I was busy in my bedroom fucking her slag of a friend.
someguest 01.22.14	you're james woods in best seller http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092641/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
intotheshit 01.22.14	Her pussy smelled like Courtney Love's breath.
Relinquished 01.22.14	lol that edit swag didn't make sense but slag does
tarkus 01.22.14	mmm
someguest 01.22.14	slag swag the hottest hooker whorenament
intotheshit 01.22.14	You know she's a whore when your elbow smells like rotten tuna.
someguest 01.22.14	aldi brand albacore
intotheshit 01.22.14	Her pussy was as ashy as someguest's elbows
someguest 01.22.14	flakier than a post by Sea
bloc 01.23.14	Time for a face turn
TheSlenderMan 01.23.14	Pit bringing the glory once more. Fuck Redskiesformiles.
TheSlenderMan 01.23.14	http://imgur.com/kMHBq1z Redskies, everybody.
taxidermist 01.23.14	sputnik in an era of peace? where the fuck have I been.
Kalopsia 01.23.14	you're the Richard Sherman of sputnik
TheSlenderMan 01.23.14	Flattering Kalopsia, truly, but I prefer to be compared with Nicolas Cage.
Spec 01.23.14	I don't care if I'm liked or not, as long as I get paid.
TheSlenderMan 01.23.14	Lists getting deleted like it's Nazi Germany.
DominionMM1 01.23.14	"I still have plenty of work to do if I want to make a convincing archetypical villain on sputnik or in life." grow a goatee
TheSlenderMan 01.23.14	And shave my head and own a white cat. Sputnik's code division SPECTRE.. We'll give ourselves numbers like the vintage Bond films.
DominionMM1 01.23.14	lots of turtleneck-jacket combos too
Relinquished 01.23.14	monacles and stitched scar temp tattoos
MO 01.23.14	yea this place has stagnated hard
Killerhit 01.23.14	you know what they always say when the plan fails, you're fucked
intotheshit 01.23.14	Can't make a list anymore about women shitting on a couch without it getting deleted. Well, this site has changed.
intotheshit 01.23.14	Spreading gonorrhea to the masses.
MO 01.23.14	the stinkiest of all pits