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| Hammer Of The Gods: Viking Movies
For a low budget flick starring Twilight's Demetri as the lead protagonist Steinar it shockingly wasn't bad for a ass kicking viking flick. Plenty of blood, death swords, cannibalism, skull masks and craziness going on. List is viking movies I love. | | 1 |  | Bathory
Blood Fire Death
The Vikings.....Kirk Douglas and Janet Leigh... nothing else needs to be said. | | 2 |  | Thyrfing
Hednaland
The Last of the Vikings | | 3 |  | Mithotyn
Behold The Shields of Gold
Valhalla Rising. Mads Mikkaelsen as a mute, semi blind bringer of doom, ambient soundtrack, minimal dialogue, gore galore and brutal fights what's not to love. Refn's a beast. | | 4 |  | Solstafir
Til Valhallar
Hammer of the Gods | | 5 | | Helheim
Av Norrøn Ætt
The 13th Warrior. Antonio Banderas as a exiled middle eastern guy teaming up with the Norse to combat the cannibal bear obsessed hordes? Fuck yeah. underrated film for sure. | | 6 |  | Falkenbach
Asa
The Secret of the Sword. He Man's my nigga. | | 7 |  | Amon Amarth
Deceiver of the Gods
Thor: The Dark World. Sif despite being mythologically inaccurate is hot as all fuck. And the Dark Elves are incredibly badass. Those masks boyo. | |
TheSlenderMan
11.11.13 | FUS RO DAH | Weirman
11.11.13 | aaaaaaaaaand saved
Need more viking media | TheSlenderMan
11.11.13 | Still waiting patiently for Mel Gibson's "Berzerker" project. | DominionMM1
11.11.13 | how did i know this was a balls list | TheSlenderMan
11.11.13 | M/ | TheSlenderMan
11.11.13 | Thor was a total bitch but it was a good movie. | ZombicidalMan
11.11.13 | 3 was cool but also so dumb. How do you get lost going from Scotland to France? And end up in fucking Canada?
Also there's Pathfinder (remake) and Outlander. Both are semi-garbage but are entertaining if you like Norse shit | DikkoZinner
11.11.13 | That Beowulf cartoon/animation. Ray Winstone delivers some killer lines.
13th warrior was ok, "Eaters of the Dead" was better but when isn't the book better than the flick (save The Godfather). | TheSlenderMan
11.11.13 | Best thing about 13th was the cannibalistic bear cult. Metal as fuck. | Gameofmetal
09.02.14 | I actually really like Pathfinder and the new beowulf. The semi old beowulf with gerard butler is pretty cool as well. I rep 13th warrior and Valhalla Rising hard. | BallsToTheWall
09.02.14 | Damn, I already forgot my Slenderman account.
Thirteenth Warrior never gets old.
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