BlacKapes
11.24.15 | uh add pretty much any band named after food or names that try really hard to be offensive like anal cunt, oh and u2 for having a douchebag singer who wears douchy sunglasses and donates money to feel better about his awful music but thats not related to this list unfortunately |
Aftertheascension
11.24.15 | "who wears douchy sunglasses "
are you fucking seriously that god damn stupid
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bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | HOOBASTANK! |
Rowan5215
11.24.15 | I mean PJ Harvey started by herself and then got band members so makes sense |
eatdirtfartdust12
11.24.15 | !t.o.o.h! |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | ngl some of this was pretty funny but considering PJ Harvey is basically a solo artist with a backing band that one dosnt really make sense |
tempest--
11.24.15 | why are you so mad about everything all the time did your parents never love you or something whats the deal |
Zig
11.24.15 | This list needs a sequel. 6 is the stupidest ever, translated to my mother tongue, it would be 'A A' or 'O O'. |
Nymris11
11.24.15 | Neutral milk hotel and the band are great band names how dare you insult them, i also disagree with Tool, Cake, and Stained which are average. |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | billy talent is a pretty terrible band name |
hobblepot
11.24.15 | disagree with Tool, Staind, Korn and Limp Bizkit |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | nah limp bizkit is a pretty terrible band name |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | 11 should be 1 tbh |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | i dont think this goes in order, but hoobastank is one. |
torts
11.24.15 | yep nothing like gay incest to have a good band name |
Spacesh1p
11.24.15 | Like what is Hoobastank besides a really obnoxious arrangement of letters? What does it mean to them? |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | when i liked self titled (and didn't know who incubus was), i looked up why they chose their name. apparently it's like a shoe fetish or something.
hoobastank is fun to yell outside of churches tho. 10/10 would reccomend. |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | crawling in the dark is still a solid jam tho |
acdlewis
11.24.15 | only good vegetable band name is Ultimate Spinach. Fucking awesome name
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SharkTooth
11.24.15 | list needs these:
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Bomb! The Music Industry
Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate) |
DoofusWainwright
11.24.15 | Some other bad ones...
Hootie and the Blowfish
American Music Club
Bark Psychosis
Symposium
Half Moon Run
Horrendous
Maudlin of the Well
Pit Er Pat
Vampire Weekend (not really bad, I just personally find it annoying) |
davesthesay
11.24.15 | And so I watch you from afar
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DinosaurJones
11.24.15 | The World is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die
I mean, I love the band, but COME ON. |
dtsanchez
11.24.15 | Toad the wet Sprocket ... |
SharkTooth
11.24.15 | also as far as I'm aware 19's name is a parody of rap name cliches |
BallsDeep
11.24.15 | To be honest most bands seem like they came up with their name in about 2 minutes while under the influence. |
evilford
11.24.15 | Bark Psychosis is cool tbh |
Rolling Girl
11.24.15 | I'd add !!! |
CamiloG
11.24.15 | What about METALLICA and MOTORHEAD |
CamiloG
11.24.15 | Let us not forget My Tears, Your Weapon too. |
Zig
11.24.15 | The Mothers Hips is also pretty stupid. |
DinosaurJones
11.24.15 | Let us not forget My Tears, Your Weapon too. [2] |
Sevengill
11.24.15 | Godspeed You! Black Emperor
seriously, have you EVER mentioned that band to someone who doesn't already know them and gotten anything but a blank stare like, "...what?" maybe that's the point. if so, it's a pretty stupid one.
band's still great though. |
zaruyache
11.24.15 | Butthole Surfers is the best name ever tho |
DoofusWainwright
11.24.15 | thought most people just call them "Godspeed" |
theNateman
11.24.15 | Needs a place holder for ever shitty scene band and pop punk band- they all have cringey names |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Green Day and Yellowcard seem pretty normal |
DinosaurJones
11.24.15 | Blink-182 seems pretty normal as well. |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | brand new just sounds boring, but its not bad the way these are |
Propose
11.24.15 | Tool is a great name for the band tbh |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Insane Clown Posse Perfect name for the band. Cringeworthy name in general. Cringeworthy band in general. |
Supercoolguy64
11.24.15 | https://livingforapoopoo.bandcamp.com/ |
JasonCarne
11.24.15 | Any band name ever that starts with "I, the" or "We Are", any that have punctuation, especially exclamation points - or girls names in the band name "Asking Alexandria, Kill Whitney Dead, Gwen Stacy" so basically...modern metal core as an entire genre. |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | the cure is a cool name tho |
Sinternet
11.24.15 | Shreddy Kreuger |
BlueandOrange
11.24.15 | American Football |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Bands with first names in them (Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza, Jimmy Eat World, Billy Talent, etc.) |
SharkTooth
11.24.15 | "American Football"
Nah that's a pretty normal name
Same with Metallica, Motorhead, and Jimmy Eat World |
Calc
11.24.15 | my favorite name for a band-the seal cub clubbing club |
BallsDeep
11.24.15 | Much harder to think of genuinely good band names than shithouse ones. Names like Insomnium, Sylosis and Converge seem like pretty decent names in my book - simple, one word, non-descript, not a fucking mouthful to pronounce.
Although modern Djent have taken that idea a little bit too far. |
SharkTooth
11.24.15 | Those are still not bad names tbh |
deathschool
11.24.15 | Didn't you already make this list fifty times? |
SharkTooth
11.24.15 | No he only made "bands that suck" lists, he hasn't made any about the names until now |
EyesWideShut
11.24.15 | Lil Ugly Mane is a great name.. idiot..
now Hoobastank really is one of the worst.. and talking about The Band how bout the P.Diddy formed group called DA BAND. |
BallsDeep
11.24.15 | why not throw ISIS on here too |
DinosaurJones
11.24.15 | Poor Isis. They can never reform with the same name now :[ |
Asdfp277
11.24.15 | Tool
10,000 Days
for a band who takes their music so seriously |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | Breaking Benjamin is a stupid name |
ConcubinaryCode
11.24.15 | I read bb got the name for the band from breaking a microphone at a show. |
Sevengill
11.24.15 | "They can never reform with the same name now :["
I don't care what they call themselves if they reform as long as I know about it. |
bagof4grapes
11.24.15 | "I read bb got their name for the band from breaking a microphone at a show"
Ah. That makes some sense now. |
BlacKapes
11.25.15 | yeah but isis made the name before the terrorist group so theyd go on a "stupid terrorist group names" list or something |
grindcorecore
11.25.15 | i was expecting enter shikari to be here. i mean i love them but the name is a tad fucked |
Snowdog808
11.25.15 | hoobastank [2]
Anal C%nt. |
chemicalmarriage
11.25.15 | bad times to wear an isis shirt |
BlacKapes
11.25.15 | naked brothers band is the worst tho, promoting gay incest to kids. did no one who manufactured that "band" at nickelodeon realize that? |
SharkTooth
11.25.15 | I was 10 at the time they had that show premiere and even then the name just disturbed me |
bloc
11.26.15 | Omg 5 can't be real lol |
TheSonomaDude
11.26.15 | The The is an awesome name
And pretty much any band Snake listens to should be on here |
Ocean of Noise
11.26.15 | Portugal! The Man is such a bad name
Also Foals. Like why |
SharkTooth
11.26.15 | Foals is an ordinary name, there's nothing really wrong with it
Also BlackApes can you add Empire! Empire! (I Was a Lonely Estate)? |
Tomstein
03.29.16 | Some of them pretty bad, but you should check out these.
http://louderthanwar.com/top-50-worst-band-names-ever-or-most-outrageous-or-just-plain-stupid/ |
Deathconscious
03.29.16 | Agree with all of these except for NMH. Its fittingly nonsensical and surreal.
Ive always wondered if that Niggers band is actually racist or if theyre just trying to be edgy. |
BlacKapes
03.29.16 | my penis is made of dogshit
thats a real band i forgot to add, pt 2 coming up |
Trebor.
03.29.16 | bad list
It's even worse that people took it seriously and added more bands |
anarchistfish
03.29.16 | accurate list |
BlacKapes
03.29.16 | hey fuck you trebor |
Trebor.
03.29.16 | log off |
BlacKapes
03.29.16 | u first |
ArsMoriendi
03.29.16 | PJ Harvey was only a band for her first 2 albums, after that she went solo and continued to call it that. Even then she was initially trying to just be a solo act, but ended up forming a band. It was a smart career move if anything.
You know what's stupid? Bob Marley still called his band The Wailers even after Bunny Wailer quit. Like what the hell? |
ArsMoriendi
03.29.16 | Butthole Surfers is a very stupid name, and Gibby Haynes wouldn't have it any other way. :) |
Shemson
03.29.16 | Bullet For My Valentine... I mean come on |
ChoccyPhilly
03.29.16 | GoGo Penguin but damn is their music good |
Deathconscious
03.29.16 | You think Anal Cunt is a great name but you think Pearl Jam is a bad one...wut |
Deathconscious
03.29.16 | American Football, As the Sun Sets, Bohren & der Club of Gore, Teen Suicide...great bands, terrible names. |
torts
03.29.16 | teen suicide is the best band name
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Deathconscious
03.29.16 | Well youre 16, so. |
torts
03.29.16 | and your name is AdolfChrist on a music website, yr point? |
torts
03.29.16 | for a Marilyn Manson cover band yea maybe |
Deathconscious
03.29.16 | You think Teen Suicide is a good band name. Thats all i have to say. |
eaglefan1998
03.29.16 | The Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra and Tra-La-La Band with Choir
just... |
anat
04.16.16 | good list, agree w/ all, i have a small dick etc |
