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Premier League predictions

shit's happening in like, a week so I'mma throw my opinion on the final standings because at the end of the day this is a sports website
20Venom
Black Metal


Newcastle United

yeah these guys are fucked
19Let's Eat Grandma
I'm All Ears


Norwich

they might scalp points off the teams in the bottom half (and probably Spurs cause of course they fucking will) but they still look like a championship team in the pre-season atm and it's just not gonna cut it
18British Sea Power
The Decline of British Sea Power


Brighton & Hove Albion

I often play as these guys on career mode so I'll probably grieve if they go down but they just don't quite look good enough to stay up and fuck knows how the new manager's gonna do
17Pulp
This is Hardcore


Sheffield United

by the skin of their fucking teeth I guarantee this team will survive on accumulated 0-0 draws
16Black Midi
Schlagenheim


Crystal Palace

they'll be looking like they're on their last legs this season but they're a built survival team for sure regardless of how they accomplish it
15Chumbawamba
Tubthumper


Burnley

idk, they're old
14Band of Skulls
Baby Darling Doll Face Honey


Southampton

on pure charisma and by blinding their opposition with that awful fucking home kit
13Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath


Aston Villa

they look the strongest of the three promoted teams at first glance, but their defense is pretty weak from what i watched last season so they might look similar to last season's Bournemouth campaign (they drew 5-5 with Nottingham Forest, how tf do you draw 5-5?)
12SikTh
The Trees Are Dead and Dried Out


Watford

definition of a survival team, they'll probably do fairly similar to Bournemouth and they're probably interchangeable in the table for that reason
11Emerson, Lake and Palmer
Emerson, Lake & Palmer


AFC Bournemouth

tbh I just don't really see anyone being that much better than them, the bottom half will probably be a bit of a gap. I just reckon they're probably the best of the rest atm
10Slade
Slayed?


Wolverhampton Wanderers

Europe's gonna slow them down a little, but not a whole hell of a lot. they'll do better than Burnley did last year at least
9Sam Brown
Stop!


West Ham United

again, this just seems about right
8Paul McCartney
Ram


Everton

yeah this seems about right tbh, they were fucking shocking last season but I think they'll have settled down a bit now
7Kasabian
Kasabian


Leicester City

i think the gap between the current top 6 and this cluster between 7th and 10th is a little too much atm but if any of those teams were gonna crack it imo it would be these guys
6Chelsea Wolfe
Abyss


Chelsea (lol i couldn't find any bands from Fulham)

only cause I think United's defense will probably be a liiiiittle stronger
5Magazine
Real Life


Manchester United

they'll just edge this one
4Spandau Ballet
True


Arsenal

not quite enough in the tank, but they should make the final champo spot pretty easily
3Mark Hollis
Mark Hollis


Tottenham Hotspur

reckon they'll get it clean this time without bottling 30 odd points in the final 3rd of the season like last year
2The Beatles
Revolver


Liverpool

I don't think our overall cohesiveness or depth looks strong enough atm tbh, I think we'll lose a couple of dumb games to teams like Leicester early on and probably both legs to City
1The Smiths
The Queen Is Dead


Manchester City

it'll probably be close again, don't reckon they'll get as much points but tbh i'm basing that mostly off of the loss of Kompany
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