GuatamaBuddha: Dating Advice Please

GuatamaBuddha 09.17.13	Help me sputnik!
oltnabrick 09.17.13	I am a boy [2]
titlefightmeirl 09.17.13	[3] Don't know if this is serious or not, but if it is, I say go for it. If she flirts with you, it probably means she likes you, or she's a slut. If you see her act that way around every guy, she's probably not worth your time. Try taking it slow, ask for her number first, talk on the phone every other night for a couple weeks, and if things are good, ask her out to the movies or dinner. Worst that can happen is a no.
ILJ 09.17.13	this thread is going to be awful hilarious, but awful
Kman418 09.17.13	take her back to your room and play her your favorite harsh noise album ;^)
ILJ 09.17.13	just grab her ass out of the blue. it'll show that you're the fucking alpha male and you know it, she'll flood like the nile for your dick
DanielNightLewis 09.17.13	Just ask her if she would like to hang out sometime before or after class and go from there. It's probably a good idea to see if you can stand each other's company for more than 5-10 minutes at a time before moving in to creep territory.
Dunwich 09.17.13	Don't ask her out, just listen to Red House Painters albums like I do.
oltnabrick 09.17.13	same
Kman418 09.17.13	this only works if you have a monster cock much like me and fourth
Sleaper 09.17.13	ask her what music shes into to start. then the week after say something like hey theres a sweet gig, similar to your taste, wanna come with? BAM.
Butkuiss 09.17.13	Quote her some Cannibal Corpse. Shell think you're the tortured poet type. Bitches love that. Also grow a moustache.
Cygnatti 09.17.13	Yeah try having out other than those 10 minutes. That time won't get you anywhere.
Greyvy 09.17.13	i met my ex girlfriend in a similar manner. what i did when it came to asking her out was, i sat next to her, while wearing really tight shorts to class, and got a fat boner(this only works if you have a decent sized dick), i got her to keep peaking at my dick and eventuality she asked me to hang. works every time. thread ended right here, every comment after is not relevant
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 09.17.13	Step 1 - Ask her to go on a date, e.g. to the beach Step 2 - If she says yes, go to the beach and stay until sunset Step 3 - During sunset, ravenously bone her.
Kman418 09.17.13	fucking fuck her on the beach you pussy just do it
Kman418 09.17.13	make sure to coat your dick in sand first for extra friction :)
Trebor. 09.17.13	First you have to let her know she's interested and see how she reacts Compliment her and shit Girls will assume you're a friend and just a friend unless you make them think otherwise This is crucial before asking out cuz if you come off as a friend and ask them out it's going to catch them off guard and shit Just ask her for coffee, it doesn't matter that much, just make sure you ask for one specific thing and don't be wishy washy and shit and be like ughh do you want to go to the movies or get coffee idk if you drink coffee or whatever it's cool if you don't want to ughhhhhh
eleventhsun 09.17.13	What I find always works, find out something she likes or does as an activity and try to lead the conversation into that. Then mention how you have never tried it, but have always wanted to but never really had friends that were into it. Usually she will be like: "We should totally go sometime" It has worked 3 times recently with "theatre" for me. Just like: Oh I've never been. Trick 2 takes more confidence, but you take the same approach but burst out: "We should totally hang sometime and do that"
Kman418 09.17.13	do it near the water so by the time you cum the tide will be washing over you and you can share the romantic experience of watching ur cum mixed with salt water wash over your body like a silky froth
Trebor. 09.17.13	Just be really funny like me, it gets them wet Just make sure not to bitch out like me though
Sleaper 09.17.13	Doyouwantacoffee, ifyoudont, itsk, wecangotomovies, ifyoudontlikemovieswecanah,gotothebeach,orwalkortalkahh,uhhyehwhatyouthink
menawati 09.17.13	Just simply ask her if she wants to hang out sometime, there are 3 likely outcomes :- 1/ She says yes, you get on well, you screw her, job done. 2/ She laughs in your face, tells her friends and then you are the object of mirth and derision in class for 3 weeks. 3/ She says she likes you as a friend but.... (probably worse than 2) Risk vs reward. ..but if you don't at least try you will always regret it.
eleventhsun 09.17.13	Just don't make it like you're asking her out, it's so boring. Make it like she's missing out if she doesn't hang with you. Confidence is key. The coffee thing is ok, but its too commonly used. You have to make her feel like she's known you forever, girls love that.
Kman418 09.17.13	make her lick off the salty cum that's spread all over your body on the beach afterwards as an added bonus
JokineAugustus 09.17.13	sputnikporn, sputnikmovies, sputnikgames, sputnikdating, and sputnikadvice
IbenizGEO1 09.17.13	Don't ask sputnik for help. Thats mine
Shimana 09.17.13	didn't really read the responses, but if i know sputnik, i'd say find advice somewhere else kid
IbenizGEO1 09.17.13	Shimana knows
Kman418 09.17.13	ask her if she's ever tried bd'ing which is like 69ing but where one of you puts a strap on backwards and then u ram ur ass cheeks together
JokineAugustus 09.17.13	Bone her[9999]
WeepingBanana 09.17.13	you're gonna fail
BallsToTheWall 09.17.13	Here's what you should do. Build up the courage to ask her out and then fold at the very last minute. Then change classes and regret your decision forever.
eleventhsun 09.17.13	Don't listen to Shimana lol! I'm a friggin lady whisperer, I wasn't always but every boy deserves a solid set of advice. Not the plain old: Ask her to go to a movie or coffee (no offence guys) but girls are tricky and they love someone who acts like they will show her an amazing time but secretly they are going to fucking destroy that pussy. Women know this shit.
DanielNightLewis 09.17.13	feminism 101 right there eleventhsun :P
eleventhsun 09.17.13	You bet! I would never slut shame, I know girls are completely sexual but they're just activated a bit differently than us. They are a bit more complicated in that sense but there is no denying that they like a confident guy!
geasoftime 09.17.13	Take a page out of Anthony Weiner's book and repeatedly text her pictures of your penis. If it works for a congressman, it'll work for you too.
BallsToTheWall 09.17.13	PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET
Greyvy 09.17.13	Ever had your ass hole licked by a fat man in an over coat? works sometimes
chemicalmarriage 09.17.13	flash the wang. works every time
GuatamaBuddha 09.17.13	well... not exactly what I expected but thanks for the advice "Just ask her if she would like to hang out sometime before or after class and go from there. It's probably a good idea to see if you can stand each other's company for more than 5-10 minutes at a time before moving in to creep territory." This is the most helpful, I do think it would be best if I just asked to hang out first, I kinda think she would know what I was getting at regardless and it wouldn't be like I was asking her on a date in front of the entire class. "Just don't make it like you're asking her out, it's so boring. Make it like she's missing out if she doesn't hang with you. Confidence is key. The coffee thing is ok, but its too commonly used. You have to make her feel like she's known you forever, girls love that." I basically plan on saying something like "do you wanna get together after class sometime?" Then asking for her number. Do you think that is too corny?
Buzzkillr 09.17.13	came here for laughs thread delivered
BallsToTheWall 09.17.13	Turn up the Amorphis and babes will swoon to you like ducks to a piece of bread.
bakkermaarten007 09.17.13	Trebor's first comment and menawati's comment are true. It's the only thing you need to do, but you have to be sincere. If you don't mean it and you come across like some artificial individual you can forget it. Just be sincere, that can be in a confident AND shy way.
Spec 09.17.13	Say she looks nice today or some shit then ask if she wants to grab coffee. Not that difficult.
sonictheplumber 09.17.13	ask to hang out dumbass
Greyvy 09.17.13	1.get her number 2. text her 3. then ask her to make plans 4. build a relationship 5. ask for pussy
PunchforPunch 09.17.13	http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-a-Girl http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-a-Girl-You-Like-for-the-First-Time http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-to-Girls-as-a-Teen-Boy
BallsToTheWall 09.17.13	Havent those Twilight movies taught you anything boy?
Pennywise_M 09.17.13	Ohh good ol' love advice sputnik threads. Always a tickler!
Cygnatti 09.18.13	https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=583770658328671
eleventhsun 09.18.13	You want laughs Buzz just look at yourself. Why do you try to shit on everything? Just because you're an uncharismatic, boring loser don't try to shit on other peoples fun. The guy asked for advice on girls, and considering a girl would have to be a fucking idiot to talk to you, you should stfu and stick to television shows, as it's probably going to be what consumes most of your life. You had a laugh? Who are you again? Probably some fat, high school loser that nobody takes seriously. Go back to 4chan with the rest of the over compensating losers.
Buzzkillr 09.18.13	you should try to bring the relationship outside of the classroom, suggest doing homework together or some shit
Buzzkillr 09.18.13	"You want laughs Buzz just look at yourself. Why do you try to shit on everything? Just because you're an uncharismatic, boring loser don't try to shit on other peoples fun. The guy asked for advice on girls, and considering a girl would have to be a fucking idiot to talk to you, you should stfu and stick to television shows, as it's probably going to be what consumes most of your life. You had a laugh? Who are you again? Probably some fat, high school loser that nobody takes seriously. Go to reddit with the rest of the over compensating losers. " holy shit lol, wat is going on
eleventhsun 09.18.13	Oh now you want to help him? You were laughing a minute ago.
Buzzkillr 09.18.13	I was addressing the obvious joke advice that a few users supplied, which was actually funny. i don't find the actual topic funny, as is evident by my second post.
Rawben 09.18.13	Fuck her [69]
Kman418 09.18.13	omfg what the fuck just happened
Buzzkillr 09.18.13	refer to ILJ, FourthReich, Butkuiss and Kman's posts. what, now are you gonna start insulting me for having an immature sense of humor? fuck off
ConorIsNotHere 09.18.13	I don't even know anymore
Rawben 09.18.13	Woah woah! We're all friends here.
PunchforPunch 09.18.13	i can give you sad albums recommendation if you got rejected
Kman418 09.18.13	alright buddy here's what you gotta do 1. don't ask her out cause ur a pussy lmao 2. listen to i hate myself and cry
Pennywise_M 09.18.13	lol guys wut, easy Some dudes already gave some advice here, anyway if i may add anything, it would be: Act casual, they can smell tension. Don't hold her too high on your expectations, just think that she's just a cool girl, like many other that will hopefuly come around in your life. And that you got nothing to lose. Cus you don't, as long as you don't try too hard to make yourself noticed you'll be fine. Try to make her talk about routine in order to figure how often she goes out and where she likes to go. Don't go running your mouth about yourself though. Just go like "yeah i don't really see you around off school, where do you hang out or wtv?" i mean, stuff like this won't make her feel you're going for intimacy at all. Come up with a couple of ideas of cool places to take her, perhaps she'll be in. All this while keeping your mind open and not overthinking stuff, acting casual as fuck. And be yourself, be positive on your speech, be somewhat playful (depending, of course, on the girl in question), anyway, try to remain a breath of fresh air in her day. This is very subjective though. That's my thing though, and i think it works wonders. Acting casual, not being too serious about ourselves while keeping some interesting convos going at the same time, being positive (cus that leaves a mark on a girl's subconscious, that way you'll represent "joy" and "a good time" to her upon and immediate encounter, and while away from you). If you feel she tries to open up a bit too much to you, and seems to have some problems to talk about, be a friend. But don't try to solve shit for her, and don't be there "too much" either. If you end up showing too much good will, you might end up being friendzoned. Just like if you show you're desperate, you might make her lose interest. Oh, and savour it. Savour your successes, your failures. Enjoy and congratulate yourself upon a good move, grow up and learn on each bad move you make. sorry for the wall of text, it's just the portuguese way of saying "good luck bro"
SrightryEpic 09.18.13	you could try just talking to her like she's another human being maybe y'know
Parallels 09.18.13	I am a girl [135372]
Pennywise_M 09.18.13	Exactly, casually. Some eye contact could be good, not long stares or anything, just a quick checks here and there. You'll know if she's into you too then. Smiling frequently and being nice also helps. And not acting like a big player with other chicks
eleventhsun 09.18.13	Definitely like a human being, but he's looking for ways to woo a girl and make her like him. Moreira is on the path, sometimes it takes time. Girls are also attracted to guys that are busy, always have other projects and things on the side that she knows you do. You're always busy and if you hang you have to make the time. It sounds bad, but girls also like guys that do things and are in demand. If you are useless to the world, why would you be useful to her right? Also, try to get a job somewhere cool, I get status fucks often and I wont lie, it's nice.
DanielNightLewis 09.18.13	SrightryEpic has it right. Also, use of the term "friendzone" should be banned, you should be happy to have a new friend if that is how your relationship develops. If it develops beyond a friendship, you can be happy for that too.
Pennywise_M 09.18.13	Oh yeah, don't rush anything. And agreed Daniel, i didn't meant that making a friend isn't something to cherish, nor that a good relation can't be born out of a good friendship. But the guy is looking for some love, and becoming too invested in her problems can itself become a problem for him. A good friendship, one that can lead to a love relation, can be based on a balanced mix of actions an interactions. He doesn't want to be that guy that she will only reccur to when someone is mean to her, or when she has huge problems that need solving. He wants to be that guy that besides being there for her, as a good friend should, also has her attention for fun ativities and dates, having cool convos, sharing experiences etc. If he doesn't display some coolness, wit, a good personality or some brains, only a good kind heart, he might get himself trapped on the FZ. And mercy, nobody wishes that to a fellow bro. That's what i meant. Eleventhsun also brought some interesting and discussable points up. That does reflect how some of the girls think. If you're busier and have something going on they'll likely to be more available to you too. Oh, and professional success is as important, although you're still in school lol. Another thing, like it or not, looks count too.
chemicalmarriage 09.18.13	D- Demonstrate Value E- Engage Physically N- Nuture Dependence N- Neglect Emotionally I- Inspire Hope S- Seperate Entirely
Pennywise_M 09.18.13	The DENNIS system seems like a pretty good course of action, for a douche
Trebor. 09.18.13	Go after someone's sloppy seconds, it's a lot easier M - Move in A - After C - Completion
BallsToTheWall 09.18.13	One of my favorite episodes Rob.
BallsToTheWall 09.18.13	Gonna see if I can find that season in my room
Treeman 09.18.13	ok look bitch heres what you do your gonna hear this right from the limbs of treeman the realest nigga in this bitch and in your bitch aight 1. close pornhub link on your phone 2. wait till class is over, walk out of class behind her 3. catch her in hallway so shes a bit taken by surprise (makes dat pussy more whet) 4. say: "hey you're really pretty, and i really like you, and i was wondering if you wanted to go to a movie/get coffee sometime" 5. Recieve blowjob 6. ??? 7. Profit! 8. Repeat steps 5-7 until she understands where youre coming from. hope this helps
eleventhsun 09.18.13	Yea take advice from a fat guy with a neckbeard, they're crawling in women.
frigyourgenre 09.18.13	just jam danny brown "I will"
Pennywise_M 09.18.13	.... or go with what Treeman said. He knowz lol
Kman418 09.18.13	eleventhsun where did u even come from lol
Treeman 09.18.13	steps 1-8 are legitimate advice trust me it works all the time
pjquinones747 09.18.13	You do not actually "ask" her to the movies. You say, "Hey, let's see a movie Friday." as oppposed to anything that would include an actual question mark. This way you initially assert some dominance, which girls really like. You obviously have to act cool and collected, because she will devour you if you show the slightest bit of anxiety or other forms of weakness. As long as you're confident, you'll get a date. Maintain a laid-back attitude and all should go well for you as long as she isn't a superficial bitch. If she rejects you on the spot, play it off as masterfully as possible and maybe if she thinks that is was as insignificant to you as you present it to be, it'll eventually work in your favor. Good luck and make us proud.
frigyourgenre 09.18.13	make us proud GuatamaBuddha
Treeman 09.18.13	well how old are you/what is this girl like because sometimes girls will find it really fucking adorable if your shy about it. Some of them will take it as a compliment or think you're really sweet. Point is just dont fake confidence that you dont have, it will be really palpable and you'll just look stupid
eleventhsun 09.18.13	@kman Hell
Cygnatti 09.18.13	I thought kman was a twink. :/
sonictheplumber 09.18.13	some of these posts are WAAAAY too fucking long for a sputnik dating advice thread
pjquinones747 09.18.13	"Girls are also attracted to guys that are busy, always have other projects and things on the side that she knows you do." Eleventh is so right here. I work two jobs and go to school full time so in the process of having to set my plans in stone with a girl, they never flake on me anymore and they usually come back for seconds.
Cygnatti 09.18.13	All this guy needs to do is whip his dick out. If she's impressed she'll suck it. If not then fuck her anyways.
Treeman 09.18.13	Cyg tellin it like it is thats part of my master plan
Treeman 09.18.13	except dont rape her girls dont like rapey guys and its not cool
Cygnatti 09.18.13	Well if he's impressive he'll have nothing worry about wont he?
BallsToTheWall 09.18.13	Girls love animals, ask her if she'd like to feed some ducks. Get a loaf of bread = gameover.
ShadowRemains 09.18.13	lol this fucking thread moreira no one wants to read all that shit, i mean really
Treeman 09.18.13	NEW PLAN 1. Approach female 2. Offer Dildo - "This is for when im not there baby, hopefully you never need to use it" 3. hope for best
ShadowRemains 09.18.13	also wylie is killing it as per usual and SRIGHTRYEPIC sighting!
Spec 09.18.13	Girls love animals, ask her if she'd like to feed some ducks. Get a loaf of bread = gameover. This.
Treeman 09.18.13	or because this kid is probably in high school shell say "feed ducks what the hell?" and either laugh or walk away but if you get like that 1/57 chacne that shes all hell yeah keep her and marry her prolly a good diea
toxin. 09.18.13	yo just ask her to lunch
Blackbelt54 09.18.13	I think you're just nervous. Don't worry so much about the details and just do it. You just gotta go for it
eleventhsun 09.18.13	Yea this guy is definitely in high school, no ducks. Try a zoo, go out of your way to acquire a kitten, because girls always want to come visit your kitten on your bed. Get a guitar, you don't have to even really play it these days to impress girls either. This isn't the 70s where you actually had to play! :p Act like you're into way better shit then you are, like art and all that fun stuff. Even if she doesn't she will think you are more mature.
Treeman 09.18.13	the zoo is good shit yeah bitches love the zoo
none 09.18.13	here's sum advice stop bein a pathetic little shit take from dat wat u will
BallsToTheWall 09.18.13	That costs money you fuckfaces plus you can't just literally go to the animals to feed them. Sit on a bench, feed the ducks.
eleventhsun 09.18.13	^Virgin That is pointing at none
tempest-- 09.18.13	holy fuck that description how asperger can you get
Parallels 09.18.13	bitches love the zoo [2]
BallsToTheWall 09.18.13	You know a lot eleventhsun, please tell me more.
eleventhsun 09.18.13	It says pointing at none...
eleventhsun 09.18.13	Oh no it costs money? Don't be a cheap ass, girls don't like that. You could fork out the few bucks for the zoo, or go sit with the creepy old guy in the park and feed the ducks. What do I know...?
Cygnatti 09.18.13	One date with a girl and all of a sudden $30 is gone. Duck.
eleventhsun 09.18.13	bahahaha exactly!
none 09.18.13	pretty sure u dont kno shit about shit so plz fuck off and engage in necrophilia
Spec 09.18.13	I dropped like $300 on my lady in one night. Wouldn't recommend it.
none 09.18.13	or conveniently get chopped up by a boat propeller
MeatSalad 09.18.13	Ask her if her pussy stank
eleventhsun 09.18.13	Pretty sure I do! Nice spelling, wtf is this a 90s hip hop album cover?
none 09.18.13	either way...it will rid the world of just another piece of shiznit
BallsToTheWall 09.18.13	Wow spec. Zoos rule, they have beer and electric carts you can ride around. Did that once, it was a blast.
eleventhsun 09.18.13	Sure thing Malibu's most wanted.
JazzHands333 09.18.13	Why would you do this to yourself? But yeah, make like Nike and just do it Bitch
BallsToTheWall 09.18.13	AT LEAST A NIGGA NIGGA RICH
eleventhsun 09.18.13	Wait, beer at the zoo?!
tempest-- 09.18.13	nigga rich productions
BallsToTheWall 09.18.13	Yeah, beer at the zoo. It was Delicious and cold. The fitting accompaniment to animal watching.
someguest 09.18.13	She might like you now, but once she sees how small you are it'll be all over. Just go home and punch your dad in the jaw.
GuatamaBuddha 09.18.13	Wow... I did it ! ! ! Wait til you hear THIS!!!!! So I asked her to the beach, she paused and was SPEECHLESS soooooooo I didn't know what to do so I just grabbed her ass. instantly the room got humid and I could tell her panties were dripping wet without another word we started silently dry humping all awkwardly, then I got a FAT boner. Not big, FAT. Like a chode but not an actual chode, like a cheese wheel. I asked her 'ya want any chips with that cheese?', and told her I had some five day old taco bell nachos in my car. we headed back to my car, pretended my dick was hardened nacho cheese, and then I ravenously boned her at sunset Thanks fellas 10/10 list would do again
someguest 09.18.13	WICKED
TheSpaceMan 09.18.13	you pussied out and just ate Taco Bell after you masturbated to her
GuatamaBuddha 09.18.13	nah actually she was sick today, thanks for the advice though everyone, especially those who gave real advice / long posts it was pretty helpful I was defintely just over thinking this and it helped so now I look forward to next class and I'll let everyone know how well it goes. Thanks.
GuatamaBuddha 09.18.13	"you pussied out and just ate Taco Bell after you masturbated to her" lmfao!
Cygnatti 09.18.13	Nice try, nig.
BallsToTheWall 09.18.13	Get er next time slugger.
someguest 09.18.13	Does she look like a horse? Balls will date her.
TheSpaceMan 09.18.13	Are you in HS or college? if you're too shy to just drop the "will you be my mine?" in the middle of a classroom then maybe ask if shed go out somewhere like starbucks with you to work on some homework for the class. it sounds dumb but it shows you're interested in her, would get you two alone and would prevent any awkwardness at going somewhere like a movie or zoo where you just look at shit and don't have anything to talk about. I did this with my current gf before we started dating and I swear it got me the confidence to ask her out the same week
pjquinones747 09.18.13	Successful thread is successful
eleventhsun 09.18.13	You don't want one of those Starbucks girls. No way
BallsToTheWall 09.18.13	I dated a coffee shop girl once, she was naturally very weird, somewhat antisocial and distant like she was gonna run off with her imaginary net to catch imaginary butterflies. Strange it didn't work out cuz i'm all about that life.
eleventhsun 09.18.13	Was she an artist? Artists seem to be very eccentric and often anti-social!
BallsToTheWall 09.18.13	Yeah, those fucking dicks. She played guitar I know that.
eleventhsun 09.18.13	See for most of my life, I was always around girls who really did nothing. Now with my current career, I always meet the artist types. They are totally weird and I'm not used to it!
ShadowRemains 09.18.13	"Artists seem to be very eccentric and often anti-social!" well there's a heaping generalization if i've ever seen one
ShadowRemains 09.18.13	"Does she look like a horse? andcas will date her." FYP
slidenslip 09.18.13	plant a tree and wait til it grows nice and tall and then show it to her :) hello i made this for you
bakkermaarten007 09.18.13	On my internship there was a girl I liked. We were putting dishes in the dishwasher just when my last day at work ended. Then there was this awkward moment when time froze as we both simultaneously reached for the box of cutlery and our faces were at one centimeter from each other. I could smell her perfume and feel her breath. Then I put on some sad tunes, went home and never saw her again. You do not want to see such memories accumulate. So just ask her out.
Pennywise_M 09.18.13	"moreira no one wants to read all that shit, i mean really" I wasn't writing for you, virginityremains lol jk mate, you're alright.
Pennywise_M 09.18.13	Damn that's a tough piece of story bakker.
ConorIsNotHere 09.18.13	That sucks @bakker
GuatamaBuddha 10.09.13	Ok thanks for the advice guys. I asked for her phone number and she gave it to me so I was really happy. I texted her, had a brief coversation and asked if she wanted to get coffee tomorrow (this was 3 days ago), she took a bit longer to respond and said she had plans tomorrow but how about later in the week? I said ok but I have to figure out my schedule (stupid!) and I'll let you know tomorrow, she said sounds good. Next morning (monday) I ask if she wants to do something wednesday and get no response....... :( Dunno what to do now... Almost 3 days and no word. Do you guys think texting her again would be weird? If not what could I even say? "did you still want to do something this week?" seems redundant and desperate to me now, I figure she woulda responded and is just tying to be nice in rejecting me. I would greatly appreciate any serious advice, I don't care how harsh it is as long as it is not a joke. Thanks
Kman418 10.09.13	glad i could help u &_&
ShadowRemains 10.09.13	"I said ok but I have to figure out my schedule (stupid!) and I'll let you know tomorrow" you fucked up
Trebor. 10.09.13	just go ahead and ask "did you still want to do something this week?" if she doesn't respond or whatever just move on You probably should have asked her in person though
ShadowRemains 10.09.13	you should've asked her what days she was free instead of making it about your schedule
Trebor. 10.09.13	if a girl doesn't dig you, she doesn't dig you, especially if it's been more than a month Give it one more shot, and then just move on if she's not dtf
Trebor. 10.09.13	you should've asked her what days she was free instead of making it about your schedule [2]
oltnabrick 10.09.13	advice: dick pix. tell her what you really want
Trebor. 10.09.13	go carlos danger on her ass
oltnabrick 10.09.13	mix some codeine into her sprite
KSK1 10.09.13	You just gotta talk with confidence without sounding like a dick/tool/douche. The latter half of that sentence is where most of the world fails.
MeatSalad 10.09.13	protips #1: don't be a fucking DWEEB
oltnabrick 10.09.13	protips # 2: dik pix
GuatamaBuddha 10.09.13	It was hard to do it in person because i only talked to her in a small class. I realize I shoulda asked about her schedule, I was nervous because she took longer to respond. God damn I really hate how a dumb mistake can ruin everything!
Trebor. 10.09.13	I know dude it sucks, don't worry about it, chances are you don't actually like her, you're just infatuated with her Just find somebody else, someone you actually like That's what I did
ITsHxCTOASTER 10.09.13	always the best advice here I usually try to give sincere advice in threads like this but there is seriously nothing to say here
ITsHxCTOASTER 10.09.13	Oh wait you went through with it and now there's something to say what trebor said Also don't sweat it or overthink it dude. I know that's easy to say but just do some things you like for a while and you'll be over it. And a "dumb mistake" isn't likely to "ruin" everything, if it's someone that matters shit will work out and otherwise it probably wouldn't have worked out anyway. Just relax
ncguitar 10.09.13	JUST BREATHE
MeatSalad 10.09.13	get out of here decaying 3 year old
witchxrapist 10.09.13	Hit her with a lamp.
MeatSalad 10.09.13	^
Kman418 10.09.13	shove the lamp up her ass and have your first date at the er
Ecksavie 10.09.13	This thread literally made my morning. Some of you dudes are messed up, others are genuinely pretty witty and then there's a few that are actually helpful too. Anyway, can't really chime in with advice that hasn't already been given. Either she's not really interested and this is her way of telling you; it's pretty cowardly, I know, just remember they can't do it like this if you had asked in person, so a lesson learnt here. Or, and this depends on how old you guys are, kind of, she's listening to the advice of all her girly friends that she likely broke the good news to. She may even be doing it to play hard to get, I don't know. So yeah, text her again, if she doesn't reply. Move on and only listen Skramz for like 3 months.
Scoot 10.09.13	just remember: your greatest weapon in efforts to slay quality poon is that you can walk away most bishes don't realize this and think that because they have a vagine they control you
climactic 10.09.13	"if she doesn't reply. Move on and only listen Skramz for like 3 months." sputnik dating advice in a nutshell
Kman418 10.09.13	conversation starter 4 first date: "have u heard of bukake?" and then u and ur friends bukake all over her face
Kman418 10.09.13	:[
witchxrapist 10.09.13	"just remember: your greatest weapon in efforts to slay quality poon is that you can walk away" and the lamp, dont forget the lamp
ShadowRemains 10.09.13	she might love lamp
witchxrapist 10.09.13	hit her with it
greencorn5 10.10.13	ask out her best friend
Trebor. 10.10.13	If you're too nervous to talk to a girl, just listen to nothing but Carissa's Wierd until you're so emotionally numb you don't even care anymore