MrSirLordGentleman
09.11.13 | Welcome to sputnik :D
But prepare to be bullied by the "elitists" of the site without any reason |
avonbarksdale221
09.11.13 | Welcome to the site man :]
You'll be torn to shreds if you do a track by track so I'd probably avoid that. Also, people get pretty pissy if you review something that has a heap of reviews already. |
Cygnatti
09.11.13 | you should know that people who get "bullied by 'elitists' are usually losers and have bad taste". :D
also, don't ever do track by tracks. any reviews are welcome, but try reviewing things that don't already have reviews. it's better to improve exposure to lesser known artists/bands. don't post more than one review per day because it pushes other reviews out of the front page, which isn't fair. |
IbenizGEO1
09.11.13 | Id say Don't jump into reviewing wait a while and read staff members and contrib reviews first and hang out on the site. And yea prepare to get bullied |
Shuyin
09.11.13 | try to stay away from the track by tracks or else the elits will really whoop your ass
and, never ever give your personal opinion on a review
or in a thread
better yet, dont ever give an opinion. welcome to sput |
Mort.
09.11.13 | dont make loads and loads of lists. people get annoyed by that. one every few days is ok |
ncguitar
09.11.13 | Greetings! I'll give you a pro, step-by-step guide to reviewing.
1. View average rating
2. Replicate it with the closest number possible
3. Review according to other opinions and post it
4. Listen to album
If you follow these steps, you will become staff in no time! Have fun! |
Mort.
09.11.13 | whatever you do, dont say that you dislike any certain genre |
PunchforPunch
09.11.13 | naah its not that bad don't pay attention to what these guys just said |
Cygnatti
09.11.13 | you guys are silly, opinions are always welcome on sputnik. just not stupid ones.
"try to stay away from the track by tracks or else the elits will really whoop your ass"
not just "elites" but really anyone. track by tracks are really lazy anyways. |
NeroCorleone80
09.11.13 | "I want to jump right into reviewing on here."
This is skele |
Cygnatti
09.11.13 | what p4p said, these guys are way over-exaggerating. |
Cygnatti
09.11.13 | sputnik rule#69
*every new user is skele until proven otherwise. |
Spec
09.11.13 | Welcome comrade. |
PunchforPunch
09.11.13 | yeah he could be skele who the fuck knows |
Cygnatti
09.11.13 | sputtip#1
*sputnik's best use is improving and expanding people's taste significantly. don't be afraid to listen to music you're not comfortable with or are completely unacquainted with. |
Judio!
09.11.13 | Welcome to our club, Ursguy! (you're going have to explain what that username means)
Here's the thing about Sputnikmusic: people here have extremely strong opinions and will defend them to the death. If you are very opinionated and take harshly to criticisms about your opinion, you're going to have a bad time. Just ignore the elitist assholes who try to tell you that your opinion is wrong and stick to what you believe in. As for writing reviews, track-by-tracks are ok if they are done right, but I'd try to stay away from them unless you know how they're done. If you're unless how to write a review, I suggest going to staff reviews and modeling yours after there's, just for a little while.
"every new user is skele until proven otherwise."
lol that's so true. |
Smial
09.11.13 | make friends with me and "joomisy", we'll protect you from these other clits |
Cygnatti
09.11.13 | no such thing as "elitists" guys. -_- |
ffs
09.11.13 | my only advice is to smoke weed every day |
Mort.
09.11.13 | "smoke weed every day"
sound life advice right there. |
Sleaper
09.11.13 | Hi,
I suggest a track-by-track review of any Eminem album. It will make you alot of friends :D |
XingKing
09.11.13 | Go away, Skele |
ConorIsNotHere
09.11.13 | No point in repeating what has been said to death already, so hi. :3 |
Havey
09.11.13 | if ur gonna contribute please refrain from reviewing albums that already have 100 reviews |
treeqt.
09.11.13 | Extreme brony hate is usually just a front for cripplingly poor self worth issues otherwise you wou |
Shuyin
09.11.13 | if ur gonna contribute please refrain from reviewing albums that already have 100 reviews [2] |
Spec
09.11.13 | Guys relax. He hasn't done anything stupid yet (besides joining this site). |
oltnabrick
09.11.13 | 1. Review Big Sean - Hall of Fame
2. Review Balloon Journey |
Sleaper
09.11.13 | fuuuuuck so many of us are pricks, lol.
but in all honesty, get involved in album threads, get to know some users... read staff reviews. Then start doing reviews... Its going to be really difficult for anyone to take a review seriously if the writer has just randomly popped into the site. |
Ursguy
09.11.13 | I'm gonna be honest. This is a warmer welcome than I expected. Obviously this place is this place, so whatever. Name is loosely translated Latin. NOW the hate will start pouring in. |
Phlegm
09.11.13 | hey im new also we should hang out some time |
oltnabrick
09.11.13 | Fuck off |
oltnabrick
09.11.13 | Leave the site ur shit |
Greyvy
09.11.13 | hey im new also we should hang out some time
...are you hitting on him |
treeqt.
09.11.13 | Review Balloon Journey [2. ] |
treeqt.
09.11.13 | hey im not new wanna bang |
DrMaximus
09.11.13 | Who are these "elite assholes"? |
Phlegm
09.11.13 | haha yea nice one dude lol haha |
Ursguy
09.11.13 | I must ask, are the forums worth shit? I checked them out looking to make an entry thread or something and decided not to touch it unless I have a Yao Ming sized pole. |
Mort.
09.11.13 | we'll bang okay? |
DrMaximus
09.11.13 | :] |
treeqt.
09.11.13 | can you rate some stuff so i can make assumptions |
Greyvy
09.11.13 | he has fav bands listed |
oltnabrick
09.11.13 | 5 Based Jam |
Phlegm
09.11.13 | nah seriously just rate a lot of music and make non-biased comments and then before you know it you will be the cool new popular kid on the block like me |
oltnabrick
09.11.13 | Weird, I think you're lame |
DrMaximus
09.11.13 | @ Phlegm
Who are you? |
Phlegm
09.11.13 | guys i'm trying to build an image |
Mort.
09.11.13 | @ Phlegm
No |
Mort.
09.11.13 | I hate your image |
JustinKing
09.12.13 | Welcome! Basically, all the primary reviewing guidelines have been discussed already. Just don't get overly agitated if someone has a differing opinion or calls you out on something. Normally, they're just trying to engage you in conversation. But so far, you seem pretty nice, so cheers! This site will definitely show you some new stuff and expand your tastes if you stick around. |
MikaelAkerfeldtt
09.12.13 | Welcome to the site. |
DrMaximus
09.12.13 | Don't get intimidated by all the elitists. |
Cygnatti
09.12.13 | Who are these "elite assholes"? [2] |
Treeman
09.12.13 | there are no elitists poor taste must be corrected just realize this please |
Greyvy
09.12.13 | Who are these "elite assholes"?
me |
oltnabrick
09.12.13 | My mom |
Cygnatti
09.12.13 | Lol |
jmnewcomer18
09.12.13 | I don't care what any of you think of me because I know everything about music and you don't. |
Cygnatti
09.12.13 | Do you know what so called 'indie punk' is? And do you know what 'emo pop' is? |
jmnewcomer18
09.12.13 | I like to keep my knowledge on the DL because I don't want to be famous and become corrupted. |
jmnewcomer18
09.12.13 |
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MosesMalone
09.12.13 | Most of the people here have crippling asperger's, so it's okay to feel bad for them. |
Keyblade
09.12.13 | Waaaaah elitistssssssss |