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| Russia Exposed
So this is how you can describe Russia's tastes. I'm sure you will recognize rsome of these types rof annoying faggots. Yes, this list sucks, fuck me and fuck Russia. There are a lot of great guys rwho don't brag about their tastes that much. I like the word 'shit'. | 10 | | Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Mainstream guys. A lot of you may know that VK is the Russian version of
facebook. There is a public page there with nearly 4 million users. Once they say
that Metallica, Slipknot or Rammstein are cool, they will immediately become cool
for everyone. They won't give them a proper listen, they will just listen to one song
and it will be the hot shit like forever. | 9 | | Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Typical fanboys. Their favorite artist's album is always a classic. 10/10 stuff and all
of that. | 8 | | The Subways Young For Eternity
Indie kids. Here's a thing. Russian Internetz fucking love Indie music. There are a lot
of girls who look like they're doing drugs while listening to Indie stuff. Well, they are
really pretty though. | 7 | | Metallica Master of Puppets
Oh yes, 'metalheads'. In Russia they're called 'govnari' (similar to 'shitheads'). They
pretend to be brutal as fuck, they can't imagine their life without Metallica and
Slayer. You might know such guys, they will beat to you to death if you say that
Justin Bieber or Bring Me The Horizon are fucking awesome. | 6 | | Gorguts Colored Sands
Well, these guys are actually cool and not annoying. They usually listen to Death
Metal, Black Metal and all of that dark and really odd stuff. Even if they try to brag
about their amazing tastes like arrogant fucks do, you won't get annoyed by it. | 5 | | Black Milk No Poison No Paradise
Oh, these guys are total pricks. Underground hip-hop sounds like the type of shit
that plays in heaven for them. Other stuff is shit. And you just want to punch them
in the fucking face. | 4 | | Breakdown Of Sanity Perception
Oh, the core-kids. Well, nobody gives a fuck about them. They're on a different
planet. | 3 | | Mogwai Young Team
Yes, musical elitarism is spreading all over Russia. I'm so glad that the wave of
post-rock is gone, because back in the days these guys were annoying as fuck.
Hey yo, I listen to post-rock, I'm a force to be reckoned with, I'm my own, you all
suck. | 2 | | Caligula's Horse The Tide, The Thief & River's End
There are some great guys in their fronts, but most of them really show off like it's
them playing all that good shit. | 1 | | The Haxan Cloak Excavation
Oh yes, ambient is our bread. Fuck you and your metal garbage.
Well, fuck you and your ambient bullshit. | |
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12.08.13 | Russia. Hardcore as fuck. | PunchforPunch
12.08.13 | hot chicks tho | Slut
12.08.13 | I want to go to Russia so bad | Apollo
12.08.13 | Anyone ever watch the Russian Dash Cam videos on youtube? They are insane. No one knows how to drive there and there are no road rules. | ExcentrifugalForz
12.08.13 | moving to russia | Sniff
12.08.13 | What is this? | Greem
12.08.13 | what country are you from?
I'm from russia btw | Shuyin
12.08.13 | didnt mention car crashes | sunbathory
03.02.14 | wow same!!! :) | anarchistfish
03.02.14 | "Even if they try to brag about their amazing tastes like arrogant fucks do, you won't get annoyed by it."
I'm sure I won't |
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