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Last Active 07-18-13 12:53 am
Joined 07-03-13
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| A Story
Laun, laun ago, aunimals aund trees talked to ee'ch oda, but no fire at
da time. Ye see, Fox was mostest clever and he tried to dink of a way to
ceate fire around da world. Un day, though, he decided to viset the
Geece, te-sl, whose cry he wished to learn to mock-mock on the flock-
flock goona. Dey promise to teach him if he would fly wid him. So dey
contrived a way for to attach wings on Fox, but warned the 'yun savior
he could never open his eyes. Whoever the geese was he iz new fire
controllable tetitlenaiotlendtydy-kooke. Dat evening, fox he 'faund wata
to spring fireflies his water of life, so den he could fly and mix earth with
wata. He den saw a luvely 'yun lad beating on a drum, who den excited
da fireflies but not him. He says "It is too cool here, I need a warmer
place." As fox run along, brush 'aund water and create circle of life. Den
soon everybody cum and gather around and unite as one. For da Apache
nation of unga-tuta, dis was a gosend and dey soon learned to keep
themselves warm and provide shelta'. Yada-Yada! | | 1 |  | Joanna Newsom
Ys | | 2 |  | Alice in Chains
Jar of Flies | | 3 |  | Maroon 5
Songs About Jane | | 4 |  | NWA
Straight Outta Compton | | 5 |  | Susan Boyle
I Dreamed a Dream | | 6 |  | Autopsy
Shitfun | | 7 |  | Helloween
Walls of Jericho | | 8 |  | Sudatsuga
Hain-Ba Sun Hex | | 9 |  | Brian Eno
Another Green World | | 10 |  | Between the Buried and Me
Colors | |
SharkLasers
07.14.13 | unite! | SharkLasers
07.14.13 | keep it real | demigod!
07.14.13 | hi necro | DrMaximus
07.14.13 | If you're gonna write a story, please use proper grammar/punctuation. Ok? Thanks. | cagedescending
07.14.13 | | demigod!
07.14.13 | you cant yadda yadda sex | SitarHero
07.15.13 | Banned in 10...9...8... | SitarHero
07.15.13 | "If you're gonna write a story, please use proper grammar/punctuation. Ok? Thanks."
Imperialist swine. | SharkLasers
07.15.13 | :3 :3 | grish
07.15.13 | demigod 7.5/10 for seinfeld reference, good job | ViperAces
07.15.13 | nec 4 staff | SitarHero
07.15.13 | nec 4 staff [2] | SharkLasers
07.15.13 | nec 4 staff [3] | ButteryBiscuitBass
07.15.13 | I wept. | SharkLasers
07.16.13 | Thank you bro ;} | ButteryBiscuitBass
07.16.13 | @Dr Maximus.
I don't think you understand the insane level of creativity that's on display here.
This is the kind of work that reinvents grammar! | omnipanzer
07.16.13 | So hard to read. | SitarHero
07.16.13 | It's a confucian meditation exercise. You attain a higher level of mental peace by trying to decipher it. | SharkLasers
07.16.13 | IT'S THE TALE OF MY PEEPOL | SharkLasers
07.16.13 | @DrMaximus: You know you love it | Necrotica
10.19.13 | I'm about to create a sequel to this story | ResidentNihilist
10.19.13 | ^Buttfucked by a Walrus; My Life by Brendan Schoer | ButteryBiscuitBass
10.19.13 | Awesome news! | RadicalEd
10.19.13 | 10/10 would fuck again. | Necrotica
12.16.13 | Won't have a sequel for a while, but this will remain my sole classic for the time being | ButteryBiscuitBass
12.16.13 | Dude! What is delaying the sequal? It will be your magnum opus! | Necrotica
12.17.13 | I don't feel the inspiration flowing in my veins :[ | Necrotica
02.24.15 | lol bump | Koris
05.22.22 | A story | Purpl3Spartan
05.22.22 | (2) | ToSmokMuzyki
05.22.22 | been nearly a decade wheres the fuckin sequel grrmartin | ToSmokMuzyki
05.22.22 | lmao wrote that b4 reading the other comments | Koris
08.21.22 | Yeah, the sequel is probably never gonna happen, lol |
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