gotsthedewsdood: My Dog Got Sprayed By A Skunk.

gotsthedewsdood 05.02.12	sucksssss forrealZ.
guitarnater 05.02.12	Kill your dog.
Trebor. 05.02.12	cook your dog
Deviant. 05.02.12	No one gives a fuck
Hawks 05.02.12	Happened to my dog when I was in middle school. All your stuff is gonna smell for weeks.
drewcordova 05.02.12	Uh, forget fucking Sputnik and get some tomato juice....
guitarnater 05.02.12	Eat your dog.
macadoolahicky 05.02.12	I actually do give a fuck deviant.... Yeah, I'm kidding, I really don't. I feel far worse for the dog than I do for you, especially since it's quite possible your dog is mentally retarded.
Recspecs 05.02.12	Last time you made a list I almost got banned. Let's go for it.
cliiint 05.02.12	why the fuck is your dog inside your house. are you retarded?
bloc 05.02.12	Tomato juice
BallsToTheWall 05.02.12	love your dog
MO 05.02.12	too true also lol, gotta clean that shit asap
Eulogize 05.02.12	"probably deserved it, dogs are stupid useless animals, its humans fault tho for domesticating them and turning them into retards" I lol'd at this, idk why.
Sowing 05.02.12	If life has taught me anything about irony, this will be the week your biggest crush talks to you
livingisland 05.02.12	Make the skunk your new pet
BallsToTheWall 05.02.12	dogs > cats fuck off with that nonsense potato
gotsthedewsdood 05.02.12	should have known i would get the normal elitist dick-headish answer sputnik always seems to give me. fuck you.
Dashy 05.02.12	I would have helped you, but you brought your dog back in your house? Thats so fucking stupid.
gotsthedewsdood 05.02.12	@sowing i've already had some of those kind of moments haha.
gotsthedewsdood 05.02.12	i wasn't there when she got let in. but we left her outside to use the bathroom and she came back sprayed they didnt realize it till she was already in the house.
tommygun 05.02.12	We don't have skunks in Australia, what do they smell like? What can it be compared to?
guitarnater 05.02.12	Rip out all of your internal organs, put them in a blender, and take a whiff of that majesty.
Satellite 05.02.12	give your dog a bath at least once a day for the next week or so. even then, the smell is hard to get out and will linger for a while. scrubbing its fur with mouthwash (non-alcoholic!) and/or tomato juice helps. this happened to my dog a couple years ago and it fucking sucked. had to throw away my favorite nofx shirt.
Satellite 05.02.12	"We don't have skunks in Australia, what do they smell like? What can it be compared to?" it's an indescribable scent to anyone who hasn't smelled it. when they get hit by cars and die the smell is pretty potent, but when my dog got sprayed had the actual oil on his fur it was probably the strongest/most revolting smell ever.
Recspecs 05.02.12	"it's an indescribable scent to anyone who hasn't smelled it. when they get hit by cars and die the smell is pretty potent, but when my dog got sprayed had the actual oil on his fur it was probably the strongest/most revolting smell ever." ^ this. Skunks are annoying as fuck.
tommygun 05.02.12	Ah I see. What if you shave off the patch of fur where it got sprayed? Or does it soak into the skin too?
Satellite 05.02.12	you would have to shave off way more than where it got sprayed. i mean, i had to throw away all of the clothes i had on at the time because i couldn't get the smell out.
tommygun 05.02.12	Man that sounds fucked up, what horrible animals
Satellite 05.02.12	"Man that sounds fucked up, what horrible animals" haha, you guys have terrifying spiders and snakes, so i'm okay with skunks.
gabethepiratesquid 05.02.12	but they also have wallabies.
guitarnater 05.02.12	I liked your joke.
guitarnater 05.02.12	You probably confused me with your anus, cause there's something rammed up it, and I wouldn't at all be surprised if it was your dick.
guitarnater 05.02.12	Do you try to be the most unlikable person who has ever listened to music before? Or does it come naturally?
guitarnater 05.02.12	For the record, I did not claim it to be.
guitarnater 05.02.12	Heps two most recent comments only differ by one letter. (And word order, obviously)
guitarnater 05.02.12	Why? He already did it twice.
guitarnater 05.02.12	Shalom.
guitarnater 05.02.12	Hep, I hated that joke.